Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 8 You two are called black and white and impermanent?
The expression on Orion's face, which was originally in high spirits, suddenly froze.

next second!
Cold sweat uncontrollably wet the back, and the whole body began to tremble involuntarily!
thump!
Under the pressure of more than a dozen AKs against his head, Orion directly knelt down on the ground with a plop.

"Fa... Mage... I... I am Liu Boqin, a hunter in the mountains, please don't shoot!"

"I'm a good person!"

Tang Sanzian frowned and finally saw the Orion's appearance clearly through the moonlight.

Bamboo hat, shotgun.

According to the plot of the original Journey to the West, this person should be Zhenshan Taibao Liu Boqin, that's right.

But I'm not Tang Seng!
Do you need to make a fuss and turn my fresh food reserves into frozen meat?

Tang Sanzian's face darkened and he said coldly: "If your eyesight is not good, donate your cornea to a useful person as soon as possible!"

"Don't call a mage when you see a bald head, and a prince when you see a man riding a white horse!"

"The poor monk is the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, the younger brother of the king of the Tang Dynasty, and the first talker in the Western World, Tang Sanzhu!"

"Now in the Tang Dynasty, you have to call me godfather or third master! Understand?"

Liu Boqin's face was livid with fright, his lips trembling.

Although this is already considered the border of the Tang Dynasty.

But the prestige of Tang Sanye, the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, has not diminished at all.

He used to hunt with bows and arrows, until he went to Chang'an City and bought a firecracker at a big price, there was no prey he dared not hunt in the whole Shuangcha Ridge.

And all these changes originated from Tang San's burial!

Now I met a real person.

Just now, I was still playing with the hatchet in front of the third master...

Thinking of this, Liu Boqin felt remorseful.

"The little one has no eyes, doesn't know the true face of the third master, and offends the third master, please forgive me!"

Tang Sanzan breathed a sigh of relief.

His eyes swept over the firecracker in Liu Boqin's hand, and he frowned: "What level do you use firearms like us?"

"Scar, smash his broken gun!"

"Yes, third master!"

Dao Scar immediately snatched Liu Boqin's treasured firecracker, and threw it on the ground with a thud.

It's not finished until the firecracker becomes a pile of scrap metal.

Liu Boqin's heart was bleeding when he saw it.

Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold, and he looked at Liu Boqin: "What are you still doing in a daze? Do you want me to live in this wilderness tonight?"

"Take that tiger with you, the third master will stay at your house tonight!"

"Do you have any comments?"

Liu Boqin:? ? ?

Dare I have an opinion?

"It's a blessing for the third master to visit the humble house, and I will lead the way right now!"

Tang Sanzun wiped his big bald head, and got on the carriage unsteadily with the support of Dao Scar.

Liu Boqin jumped up from the ground with a start, walked at the front of the team and led the way with his head bowed.

The motorcade meandered across the hillside, and a mountain villa appeared in everyone's eyes, but from a distance, it could be seen that the villa was covered with white silk.

Scarface was driving the carriage, his expression changed.

"Third Master, this Orion's house seems to be holding a funeral, should we change the way?"

Tang Sanzan said lazily: "It's nothing serious. You also know that the poor monk is the host of Jinshan Temple. He used to specialize in physical salvation in the city that never sleeps. What funerals are there to be afraid of?"

Scar nodded and stopped talking.

The carriage drove slowly into the villa and stopped.

Tang Sanzun staggered down from the carriage, and before he could stand still, he felt a gust of cold wind coming, and he suddenly felt half sober.

"Where is the evildoer so bold, dare to disturb the poor monk Fajia?"

Tang Sanzan frowned, showing a fierce look on his face.

A dozen guards pulled out their AKs in an instant and surrounded him in the center.

Liu Boqin turned pale with fright.

I never thought that an accident would happen in my own home.

"Third...Third master, this has nothing to do with me?"

Liu Boqin stepped forward bravely, wanting to explain.

What if the third master blames him?

This little bit of his fortune might just disappear...

But Tang Sanzan didn't pay attention to Liu Boqin, instead he fixed his gaze on the mourning hall not far away.

Because he felt that the dark wind just now was falling on the mourning hall.

"He Fangxiao is so young, he dares to act wild in front of the poor monk!"

"Dawei Tianlong!"

Tang Sanzong gave a fierce shout, and the dragon tattoo on his shoulder appeared instantly.

The breath suddenly surged at this moment.

The line of sight gradually became clearer.

I saw two men in strange clothes, one black and one white, with an iron chain tied in their hands, pulling a wandering soul in a daze towards the mourning hall.

These two people are the black and white impermanence of the underworld.

Although they heard Tang San's burial sound.

But they didn't pay attention to him at all!

It's just a bald monk, and I'm a bad guy!
The four worlds of humans, gods, ghosts and demons are orderly, this is the rule of heaven!

"The third master is asking you something. Don't you give me face for the third master?"

Tang Sanzan frowned, and disappeared on the spot.

In the next second, Tang Sanzan appeared in the center of the mourning hall, holding the neck of Black and White Wuchang with both hands...

"The third master asked you something, and you don't give the third master face?"

Black and white Wuchang was furious, and said coldly: "I didn't expect you, a monk, to have some Taoism. Our two brothers were careless for a while and didn't flash away. Why don't you let go?"

Tang Sanzan sneered, and the strength in his hands increased, "Dare to talk to the third master like this, I will send you to see the king of Hades right now!"

The power of the dragon tattoo over the shoulder was stimulated, and Tang Sanzan's cultivation level skyrocketed!

Human Immortals, Earth Immortals, Heavenly Immortals, Golden Immortals, Taiyi Golden Immortals, Daluo Golden Immortals...

And the breath is still rising!

"Gollum."

A look of panic suddenly appeared on Black and White Wuchang's face, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

"Mage!"

"Mage, we are the black and white impermanence of the underworld!"

"I didn't intend to disturb Fa Shengjia, it was all a misunderstanding!"

The strength in Tang Sanzan's hands did not relax at all, and he said directly, "You are the only ones who call black and white impermanence?"

"Is my Tang Sanzan's face not easy to use? Answer me!"

At this moment, Black and White Impermanence only feels that ten thousand alpacas are galloping past in my heart, and the whole ghost life is not good.

I just came here to send my soul to the first seven years, and to take a last look at my home in the mortal world, so that he could be reincarnated with peace of mind.

This is also the normal process of the underworld.

Isn't it because you were walking in a hurry just now, and the wind blew you by accident.

A big man like you, why are you going to kill us?
Looking at Tang Sanzan's serious eyes, Black and White Wuchang felt that as long as they said no, he would have no chance to return to the underworld.

I'm afraid it will be annihilated directly on the spot.

"Mage, I'm sorry we were wrong!"

"Speak louder, I can't hear you!"

"Mage, we were wrong!"

"Did you leave your vocal cords at home? I told you to speak louder!"

"Master! We two brothers made a mistake, I implore Master to spare your life!!"

Following Tang Sanzan's two big fights against Black and White Wuchang's cheeks, the two underworld servants shouted these words with the loudest voices in their lives.

The figures of the two people were also exposed to everyone's eyes.

"That's called having an attitude!"

Tang Sanzian concealed the fact that his peak cultivation level had retreated for one minute with a smile on his face.

This over-the-shoulder dragon is really powerful!

It's a pity that there is only 1 minute of real man's time.

Black and white impermanence each held their cheeks, and said respectfully: "Mage, we are here to send this soul head back to the door seven times, and I ask the master to make it easier!"

Only then did Tang Sanzan notice that they still had a floating soul tied with an iron chain.

According to the original content of Journey to the West, this soul should be Liu Boqin's father.

"Your underworld service attitude is too bad. Since you have sent them up, let them chat with their families before leaving! Go to my Datang Everbright City for further training another day, and learn what a five-star service system is!"

"Those who die in my land of the Tang Dynasty will still be reborn in my land of the Tang Dynasty! Do you understand?"

Black and White Wuchang was confused: "What the Master said is that we must improve the service level of the underworld after we return!"

(End of this chapter)