Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 108 Steamed or Braised?

The three apprentices had surprisingly the same thoughts at this moment.

If it wasn't for the fact that Master's son was eaten by monsters from the Tongtian River, then he would definitely not enjoy the treatment of being caught with a Xiantian Lingbao fishing rod.

Tang Sanzian looked at the fishing rod in his hand, and his laughter made the three disciples feel particularly frightened...

"The quality of the fishing rod just now was not good, this time I will show you my superb swinging skills!"

Zhu Bajie said in a deep voice: "Brother Monkey, I feel that Master's smile is a bit scary."

Sun Xingzhe nodded approvingly: "Idiot, you don't need to feel it, I already smell the smell of conspiracy."

After the killing was done, he realized it and looked at the two senior brothers in confusion and asked: "Why didn't I smell anything?"

……

With the experience of the empty hook just now, Tang Sanzhu learned to be smart this time, and began to follow the original plot of Journey to the West, directly turning Sun Xingzhe into a virgin boy and Zhu Bajie into a virgin girl.

It's just that the situation is slightly different.

That's when Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie are tied up at this moment...

Sun Xingzhe said helplessly: "Is there a conspiracy?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzan melancholy, hesitated and asked, "Master, are you sure about it?"

"Can we skip dinner today?"

Tang Sanzan held the fishing rod in his hand, tested the feel, and said in a deep voice: "Don't worry, although I haven't caught fish a few times as a teacher, haven't you heard that sentence?"

"Which sentence?"

"A fisherman never flies!"

???

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, but couldn't figure out who said this sentence.

But seeing Tang Sanzian's serious look, Sun Xingzhe nodded: "Although I don't understand what the master is saying, I am greatly shocked!"

Zhu Bajie closed his eyes helplessly.

Damn it, I have been practicing for so many years, but I never thought that one day my fishing rod would be at the level of an innate spiritual treasure...

But thinking that the monster enjoying this treatment will soon become a meal on the plate, Zhu Bajie feels better.

Sun Xingzhe shouted: "Master, get ready to swing the pole!"

Right now, Master has decided on something, and resistance is impossible. Sun Xingzhe only hopes to have a good time now.

The sooner he catches that carp spirit, the sooner he can be freed.

Tang Sanzan looked at the Tongtian River, which was eight hundred miles away, and let out a sigh of relief.

Zhu Bajie, who had waited for a long time with his eyes closed, asked curiously, "Master, what else are you thinking about?"

"Old pig, I'm ready, why don't you swing the club?"

"I was thinking about how to make a nest to attract carp when I was shocked by fishing just now."

Tang Sanzan's words touched the professionalism of killing everything, and he hurriedly said: "Master, there are carp spirits in this river, not ordinary carp, and there is no need to make a nest at all!"

"makes sense!"

Tang Sanzian nodded, grabbed the fishing rod and swung it toward the Tongtian River, throwing Sun Xingzhe and the boys and girls who had been transformed into the eight realms into the river.

Then I just waited calmly for the fish to take the bait.

The carp spirit who has not eaten virgin boys and girls will definitely not let it go.

But for monsters who eat people, without the help of Heavenly Court and Buddhism, there is basically no way to quit this habit!

……

Sun Xingzhe, who was acting as a bait in the water, waited for a long time but saw no movement, and anxiously rubbed against Zhu Bajie.

"Idiot, do you think Master's plan is reliable or not?"

Zhu Bajie said angrily: "You ask me? Then can I know?"

"Anyway, Master is now so angry because of this monster that he even made a Xiantian Lingbao fishing rod!"

"If we can't catch it, maybe the next goal is to level the Tongtian River..."

"Now Master is in a fit of anger, let's be bait with peace of mind!"

Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the scene when Tang San buried him and rescued him from Wuzhi Mountain.

An Anxin closed her mouth and stopped talking.

About an hour later, just when Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie were bored.

Suddenly a huge wave broke up in the Tongtian River.

A huge red carp swayed towards Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie.

It's just that the inspiration king's face is very ugly at this moment!

He who didn't get virgin boys and girls is now full of worries and has nowhere to vent his anger.

Suddenly seeing the boys and girls tied up in front of him, the king of inspiration was stunned.

"Did Chen Fugui go back and find the boy and girl running away, so he tied him up and threw him down?"

Looking at the boys and girls who escaped from his mouth just now, the King of Inspiration couldn't help but licked his lips.

The blood oozing faintly from the wound caused by the fishhook forced him to be cautious.

He directly turned into a human body and walked over.

Seeing this scene, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie immediately burst into tears with the intention of putting on a show.

It's just that under the water, they spit bubbles with their mouths, which looks a little funny.

The King of Inspiration suddenly lost half of his guard: "Don't cry, if you want to cry, go cry in the belly of the King!"

The King of Inspiration didn't hesitate anymore, he opened his mouth and swallowed Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie in one gulp.

Entering the mouth, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, and immediately hung the fishhook in the mouth of King Inspiration.

Then the two men pulled the fishing line frantically.

"Fuck! Come again?"

Feeling the pain in his mouth, the Inspiration King hurriedly reached out to pull out the fishhook.

But Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie seemed to be nailed to his mouth, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't spit it out.

In anger, the Inspiration King showed his prototype again, turning into a huge red carp and struggling crazily.

But his struggle instantly attracted the attention of Tang Sanzan on the shore.

"I've taken the bait, this time I'll use the Xiantian Lingbao to catch you, I'll see how you can escape!"

Tang Sanzan hurriedly squeezed his hands hard, and the crazily struggling Inspiration King only felt the pain in his mouth deepened.

After struggling for half an hour, Tang Sanzan finally pulled it back to the shore.

The King of Inspiration hurriedly shouted: "Be gentle, be gentle, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, it hurts, it hurts!"

Tang Sanbu had black lines on his face.

What kind of tiger-wolf talk are you, a carp spirit?

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie turned into a wisp of smoke and ran out of the mouth of the king of inspiration.

Seeing this scene, the King of Inspiration tentatively asked: "The person who learned the scriptures?"

"Ah, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you!"

Before Tang San could speak, the widow from Chenjia Village rushed up again.

Tang Sanzun stopped her directly and said: "Dead people cannot be resurrected. If we catch this carp spirit, we can avenge your son!"

Zhu Bajie also comforted him at the right time: "Master is right, we should think about how to deal with this carp spirit who does not know whether to live or die."

“I recommend steaming!”

Sha Wujin, who had been silent all this time, suddenly interrupted.

After a while there was silence in the woods.

Widow Chen looked at the Inspiration King with anger in her eyes.

It is determined that the four masters and apprentices really want to eat the King of Inspiration.

She hesitated for a moment and said, "Would the braised sauce be better?"

???

The Inspiration King fell completely into despair.

Even if I'm caught by you and you want to kill me or cut me into pieces, it's up to you to do whatever you want.

But I'm still fucking alive!
Are you just discussing what dish to make me in front of me?

This is too impolite, right?
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(End of this chapter)