Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 109 Guanyin: Really fragrant (please give me a monthly recommendation vote)

The king of inspiration with a face of despair, his eyes kept sweeping around several people.

But my heart panicked.

Bodhisattva, why don’t you come?

If you don’t come, you won’t see the cutest little goldfish in the lotus pond!

Sun Xingzhe walked around the King of Inspiration a few times, looked at the firm and plump flesh, licked his lips and said, "Why don't you do sashimi."

“Salmon can be used as sashimi, but how can carp be used as sashimi?”

"Too."

The three apprentices expressed their opinions, and finally turned their attention to Tang San's burial.

"Tell me, master, we all love to eat it no matter how you do it!"

Just now.

Guanyin, who discovered the underworld of carps in her lotus pond in the South China Sea, made a bamboo basket and came over.

From afar, they saw Tang Sanzian and his three disciples pointing at the carp spirit.

"You beast, do you recognize me?"

The King of Inspiration suddenly fell to his knees anxiously as if he had seen a savior.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, help me, Guanyin Bodhisattva, help me!"

"You evil beast actually took advantage of me to go to Lingshan to report on my duties and secretly went down to the lower world to do evil!"

The King of Inspiration knew that Guanyin was talking about the situation.

If you hadn't allowed me to turn a carp into a spirit, I wouldn't have been able to escape from the South China Sea even if I had great abilities?

He wiped his tears cooperatively: "Bodhisattva, please spare my life! I know I was wrong!"

Seeing that the inspiration king spoke the truth, Guanyin secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Apologetically, he said to Tang Sanzan: "Tang Sanzan, this carp is from my lotus pond in the South China Sea..."

Before Guanyin finished speaking, Tang Sanzian turned his head and laughed: "Ah, Guanyin is here?"

"You came at a good time. Our master and apprentice just caught a carp in Tongtianhei, and we are discussing how to eat it. How do you think it should be eaten?"

???

Guanyin was silent for a few seconds, then looked at the king of inspiration who was kneeling on the ground, and suddenly had a bad thought in her heart...

Guanyin took a deep breath and said: "I...I am a monk. I have never heard of your way of eating. I am a vegetarian."

"Avalokitesvara, you are in charge of traveling to the west to learn scriptures. How can you be nutritious if you only eat vegetarian food and don't eat meat?"

Tang Sanzun knew that Guanyin came here in such a hurry just to rescue this carp spirit.

Looking at the half-knitted bamboo basket in her hand, he deliberately asked: "How come Guanyin didn't bring a jade purification bottle when she went out today, but instead brought a bamboo basket? It looks like she hasn't finished knitting yet, why don't she knit it anymore?"

The corners of Guanyin's eyes couldn't help but twitch.

You have caught all the carp, I will weave a bamboo basket and a hammer!

Guanyin wanted to get angry, but since she was planted with the devil's heart seed by Tang San, her reason told her that she had to endure it!
Now she can't handle Tang Sanzan, only Tang Sanzan can handle her!
Guanyin tried her best to smile and said, "I just made it up for fun."

"Then why don't you make it up again?"

Guanyin gritted her teeth: "Because it's not fun!"

Tang San was overjoyed: "Since I'm here, I'll show you something fun today!"

"Today I will personally take action and cook spicy boiled fish for everyone!"

After he finished speaking, Tang Sanzong took out the purple gold alms bowl and used it as a pot, and asked Zhu Bajie to start setting up firewood.

Picking up the boning knife, he walked towards the king of inspiration.

"I'm sorry, please die!"

???

The King of Inspiration looked at Tang Sanzhan with a smile on his face and said such cold words, and he felt bad all over.

Aren't you a Buddhist?

Besides, the Bodhisattva is still here!

You, a Buddhist disciple, violated the precept of killing in front of the Bodhisattva?
King Inspiration was caught by Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin, unable to move, and watched as the boning knife in Tang Sanzong's hand got closer and closer to him.

The king of inspiration panicked, and hurriedly asked Guanyin for help: "Bodhisattva, help!"

"Bodhisattva, my lower realm is all you..."

"To shut up!"

Hearing that the king of inspiration wanted to say more, Guanyin couldn't stand anymore, and rushed directly in front of Tang Sanzan, and directly killed the king of inspiration with a hand knife!
Since there is no way to save him, the only option is to silence him.

Such a clean move prevented Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin, who controlled the Inspiration King, from reacting.

When did Bodhisattva become so murderous?
Guanyin took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "Tang Sanzan, this carp spirit took advantage of my unpreparedness to cause trouble in the lower realm, I think it's better for me to do it myself!"

Tang Sanzan nodded and didn't say much.

Guanyin took action so eagerly because she was afraid that the King of Inspiration would reveal the truth of the matter, which would affect her image of great mercy in the eyes of the world.

But now Guanyin can be regarded as one of his own, and Tang San's burial did not reveal her little thoughts.

The boning knife in his hand flew up and down, removing all the carp's scales in the blink of an eye.

Tang Sanzan skillfully opened the intestines and guts, removing the viscera and fish bubbles.

In his spare time, he looked at the widow beside him with a smile and said, "Are you satisfied?"

Although the widow is a fisherman in Chenjia Village and eats fish all the year round, where has she ever seen such a cruel scene?
You must know that the Inspiration King is not an ordinary carp, but a monster that can turn into human form!
When she thought that Tang San was buried by disembowelling the person, the widow was a little frightened, but at the same time, she felt an inexplicable pleasure in her heart!
That's the dopamine secretion caused by the excitement of revenge!
I've been crazy for so many years, isn't it just for this moment of revenge?

The widow knelt down with tears in her eyes, raised her head and looked up at the sky, and said silently: "Son, mother is looking for someone to avenge you!"

The processed big carp was put into the purple gold bowl, and Tang Sanzan put all the seasonings saved along the way into it.

As the temperature in the pot rises, the aroma of the fish is stimulated by the seasoning, and a pungent aroma wafts across the Tongtian River.

"It smells so good!"

Guanyin, who was about to leave directly, couldn't help but swallowed.

The left foot that had just been extended for half a step was silently retracted.

"Spicy boiled fish is ready!"

After Tang San's words fell, Sha Wujin couldn't wait to take out the bowls and chopsticks and share them with the people present.

Because he wanted to eat fish, he didn't care who it was, and put the bowl and chopsticks in other people's hands with his head down.

It wasn't until after the bowls and chopsticks were distributed at last, and when I raised my head, that I realized that I had also distributed a set of bowls and chopsticks to Guanyin.

Sha Wujin scratched his head and walked up to Guanyin in embarrassment: "Bodhisattva, I'm sorry, I forgot that you said you only eat vegetarian food..."

As he said that, he was about to take back the bowls and chopsticks in Guanyin's hand.

But who would have thought that Guanyin swung his arm and directly avoided the outstretched palm of Sha Wujin.

Guanyin stared: "I can't taste the fish I raised myself?"

……

Sha Wujin silently retracted his hand.

For a meal of spicy boiled fish, Tang Sanzan didn't eat much. On the contrary, Guanyin, who thought he had a decent mouth, drank several bowls!
As a vegetarian all year round, she had never tasted such delicious food before, and she almost swallowed it with her tongue.

Staring at the remaining fish soup in the Zijin bowl with burning eyes, Guanyin poured another bowl for herself regardless of other things.

"It's so fragrant!"

“Fifty times the protein of beef!”

Those present who ate a meal were in a good mood.

Guanyin, with the thought of being short-tongued, hesitated for a moment and then said: "Tang San's burial, you have to go through a lot of hardships to obtain the scriptures. Although you have great magic power, the Buddha will occasionally pay attention..."

"You seem to have experienced no hardship at all during your journey to the west..."

Tang Sanzan smiled slightly: "I ate, I ate a lot, no, are you eating?"

Guanyin licked her lips with unfinished meaning: "I'm talking about suffering, not eating meat!"

"Guanyin, you don't know. There are too few suitable seasonings on this journey. I feel bitter every time I eat meat!"

"too bitter!"

Guanyin: ...

(End of this chapter)