Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 137 Bandits? (Ask for monthly ticket recommendation)

"Damn it, little piggy sent him to see the Buddha!"

"Such a disgusting thing can't just make us sick!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hands in disgust, and didn't want to talk anymore.

Also disgusted, Zhu Bajie raised his hand and fired the laser cannon. Before Lao Liu could feel the pain, he went straight to the west.

Tang San's master and disciples didn't take this incident seriously on the westward journey.

They got on the Hummer and continued westward. When it was getting dark, Tang Sanzan and the others passed a farmhouse and immediately decided to spend the night there.

After all, he is still a monk on the surface.

What is a monk?
That’s the person who doesn’t even care about his face when he leaves his own home!
Staying in Huazhai all depends on free prostitution. If it doesn't work, then you have no choice but to rob...

Tang Sanzun knocked on the door for a long time, and finally an old man tremblingly opened the door bolt with a cane.

He stretched out half his head and looked out the door. The old man turned pale with fright: "Ah, monster!"

"Don't be afraid, old man. The poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. He passed by the treasure land and wanted to stay overnight!"

Seeing Tang Sanzun's appearance, the old man breathed a sigh of relief, but his face was still full of surprise.

"Are you really monks who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Like a fake replacement!"

The old man was still a little scared, and his eyes couldn't help but look towards Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin.

"Holy Monk, these two disciples of yours really look like..."

Tang Sanbian winked, and Zhu Bajie beside him instantly understood what his master meant, and took out his laser cannon and aimed it at the door.

It's not easy for someone to open the door to this ghost place. If you don't know the face, then don't blame them for being cruel.

Tang Sanzan clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the old man said that there is no form, we are really good people!"

The old man frowned and then opened the door.

"It's me, old man, who has taken pictures. Please come in!"

"You're an old man!" Zhu Bajie silently put away the laser cannon.

The three of them followed the old man into the house, and saw a strong young man sitting in the house drinking alcohol.

Seeing outsiders, he just raised his eyelids, then turned around on his own.

The old man smiled mischievously and explained: "This is an old dog."

Tang San did not pay attention. After saying hello, he followed the old man to the side room to stay.

Zhu Bajie watched the old man leave the room and whispered: "Master, I don't think that old man's son is a good person?"

Tang Sanzian said helplessly: "With your appearance, you still have the nerve to say that others are not good people?"

Zhu Bajie scratched his head in embarrassment: "Master, regardless of my appearance, I am still your good disciple."

"Hey hey hey..."

Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, Sha Wujin smirked twice.

"Snapped!"

next second.

Zhu Bajie slapped him on the forehead mercilessly, and said coldly: "You understand, just giggle here."

Sha Wujin: I'm a bit stupid, but I'm not a fool.

……

In the middle of the night, the old man's son led a group of bandits quietly towards this place.

The old man's son turned his head and said to the bandit leader: "Brother, this is the place. I saw with my own eyes several jeweled monks living in my house. They must have money!"

The bandit leader's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he laughed loudly: "Okay! After the matter is done, your benefits will be indispensable!"

"Thank you bro!"

Just as the bandits were advancing quietly, the door of Tang Sanbu's room was knocked open.

Zhu Bajie opened the door and saw that it was the old man who received them in the evening.

"Old man, what do you do at this late hour?"

Seeing Zhu Bajie open the door, the old man said in surprise, "I didn't expect the holy monk to fall asleep at such a late hour."

Zhu Bajie frowned, and said in an unhappy tone: "Is it possible that we were already asleep and were woken up by you?"

elder:……

"Several holy monks, hurry up and leave. That old dog is idle all day long. I woke up at night and saw that he was not in the room. I must have reported to the bandit. Maybe he will kill some holy monks! "

The old man had an expression of hatred, and the mention of his son made him angry.

It's just that now he is too old to take care of it, so he can only come and report the news early. If he can save one person, he is considered a person.

But Zhu Bajie said disapprovingly: "There is nothing terrible about just a few thieves. Old man, you should go back to rest early. Master said that the older you are, the less you can stay up late."

"Holy Monk..."

"Okay, my master is not angry when he wakes up. If it affects my master's sleep, he will kill you with one shot and we can't stop him!"

elder:? ? ?
I originally wanted to report the news in advance, but who would have thought that these monks would be so bold.

The old man wanted to say something, but it was too late.

The bandit has already touched him: "Charge!"

Zhu Bajie grinned: "You don't know whether to live or die!"

He picked up the laser cannon and was about to blast the bandits to death on the spot.

But before he could finish accumulating his energy, he heard a burst of gunshots coming from behind him...

"Da da da!"

"Da da da!"

I saw Tang Sanzan walking out of the house with a face full of anger, holding a desert eagle in each hand.

"Who bothered me to get my beauty sleep at night?"

All the bandits at the scene were beaten to death, leaving only the old man's son slumped on the ground shivering.

Tang Sanbian blew the white smoke from his gun, walked to the old man's son, knelt down and pointed the gun at his head.

The old man's son was scared to pee on the spot.

"Don't kill me don't kill me!"

"You're the one who stays up so late at night to cause trouble?"

Tang Sanzun patted him on the head with the muzzle of the gun with a look of disgust, and said in a cold tone: "The most important thing when you come out to hang out is to show loyalty. You betrayed us. Originally, I wanted to kill you."

"But for your father's sake, I will spare your life!"

When the old man's son heard this, his face suddenly became happy, and he kowtowed directly towards Tang San's burial: "Thank you to the holy monk for not killing, thank you to the holy monk for not killing!"

Tang Sanzian shook his head: "I haven't finished speaking yet. From now on, be filial to your father and don't do evil things again!"

"If you let me know, next time I don't mind helping you out!"

"You know, what we monks are best at is to save others!"

The old man's son had already been frightened to the point of disorientation, and now he heard that he had a chance to survive, no matter what he asked for, he knocked his head on the ground non-stop.

"sure!"

"Okay, get out!"

After driving away the old man's son, Tang Sanzan and Zhu Bajie returned to the room, but they didn't expect that Sha Wujin was still lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

The intensive gunshots just now did not wake him up from his sweet dream!

At this time, Sha Wujin seemed to be dreaming of some delicious food, swallowed the saliva in his mouth, and muttered to himself: "Fried golden cicadas, red roasted suckling pig, so delicious!"

"I really want to taste what monkey brain tastes like."

???

Tang San's burial and Zhu Bajie's expressions darkened instantly.

This is so special.

You stupid fish said a few words to you during the day, but you dare to dream in private?

It’s true that I haven’t had my house fixed for three days!

"Little Piggy, beat him hard!"

"If he dares to dream today, he will dare to take action tomorrow!"

"okay!"

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