Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 138 Six-Eared Macaque, Times Have Changed! (seeking tickets)
"Ahhh, it hurts! Master stop beating me!"

"Master, Xiaosha, I know I was wrong, please let the second senior brother hold your hand high!"

Sha Wujin, who was dreaming of a sweet dream, received a few punches from Zhu Bajie before he could react, which made his eyes stare.

No matter what, he couldn't figure out why his master could find him in his dreams?

Could it be that Master's cultivation is high enough to invade other people's thoughts anytime and anywhere?

Tang Sanbian ignored Killer's begging for mercy and didn't let go until he was tired from killing eight realms.

But at this moment, Sha Wujin had been beaten so hard that he almost lost his appearance.

"You still want to eat pork, I think you want to die!"

"Xiao Sha, do you still dare to think nonsense in the future?"

Zhu Bajie was like a demon, staring at Sha Wujin with a smile.

"Woooooo...Second Senior Brother, Xiao Sha will never dare again..."

Seeing that the head was swollen, which was similar to that of Zhu Bajie, Tang Sanzan also felt that half of his anger had disappeared.

It would be rude to do it yourself.

Tang Sanzun waved his hand and said, "Okay, Xiaosha, you go outside to watch and clean up the corpse of the bandit, and I will sleep with your second senior brother again!"

"Come on, master and second brother, you sleep, Xiaosha, I will go to the yard, and I will never let the bandits disturb you!"

Ru Meng Amnesty's killing mission was over, and he ran out of the house rolling and crawling.

Looking at the corpse outside the house, an idea suddenly flashed in Tang Sanzang's mind.

Bandit?

Then wouldn't they meet the six-eared macaque next?
Tang Sanzian's eyes lit up immediately.

Zhu Bajie didn't understand what Tang Sanbu meant, and asked curiously: "Master, if you are not satisfied, I will go out and beat you again."

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "It has nothing to do with Xiaosha, I thought of something else."

The six-eared macaque is a rare talent!
Compared to Sun Xingzhe, the six-eared macaque's body weight can be said to be one hundred kilograms, and one hundred and one kilograms of it is all bone!
During the prehistoric period, the six-eared macaque had already started wandering, but it was not until the current journey to the West that he reluctantly entered the path of spiritual practice!

The legendary four monkeys have their own supernatural powers.

Lingming stone monkey: Knowing changes, knowing the time and location, changing stars and changing battles.

The eldest disciple Sun Xingzhe is the Lingming Stone Monkey who has achieved success in cultivation.

Armed ape: Take the sun and the moon, shrink thousands of mountains, distinguish between bad and bad, and mess with heaven and earth.

Chijiri Horse Monkey: Aware of Yin and Yang, good at personnel affairs, good at going in and out, avoiding death and prolonging life.

Six-eared macaque: good at listening, able to understand, knowing before and after, and everything is clear.

Therefore, the talent and strength of the six-eared macaque itself is not bad, and he can know the past and the future.

So when Daozu Hongjun was preaching in the Zixiao Palace, although he was not among the three thousand people in the world of mortals, he wanted to eavesdrop by virtue of his innate magical powers.

But the end was also very miserable, and he was directly sentenced to "death sentence" by Daozu Hongjun who didn't pass the law to six ears.

After all, the Taoist ancestor has spoken, who else in the entire prehistoric world dares to teach the six-eared macaque Taoism?
Against this background, the six-eared macaques gradually developed a willful and lawless character.

Tang Sanzan remembered that in his previous life, there was another saying about the six-eared macaque. In the dilemma of the true and false Monkey King, the one who was killed was actually the real Sun Xingzhe, and the one who survived was the six-eared macaque in disguise. !

So after this tribulation ended, the originally rebellious Monkey King became the obedient and sensible Sun Xingzhe.

Tang Sanzan, who is now well versed in the darkness of Buddhism, agrees with this point.

In his opinion, this difficulty may be a kind of preparation method for Buddhism.

If Sun Xingzhe is obedient enough, then let him kill the six-eared macaque and become the fighting force to defeat the Buddha and become a Buddhist.

On the contrary, if Sun Xingzhe is beyond the control of Buddhism, let the six-eared macaque replace him.

It's a pity that now with the intervention of Tang Sanzan, Buddhism's abacus is doomed to fail.

Whether Sun Xingzhe was replaced by the six-eared macaque, or the six-eared macaque was beaten to death by Sun Xingzhe, both endings were not good in the eyes of Tang San's burial.

Especially for a rebellious second-five boy like the six-eared macaque, if he is not taken under his command, Tang Sanzang will feel sorry for his anti-natural plan!

Silent all night.

Early in the morning of the second day, Tang Sanzan took Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin to the west again.

The little monkey has not come back from Huaguo Mountain yet, so it happened to give the six-eared macaque a chance.

Not far away, Sun Xingzhe disguised as a six-eared macaque appeared and stopped the Humvee.

"Brother, are you back?"

Zhu Bajie looked happy and was about to get out of the car and go over.

But before he could make a move, another monkey in a suit appeared in front of the master and apprentice.

"Damn it, why are there two senior brothers?"

After getting out of the car, he was stunned.

"Do you need to ask? One of them must be a monster!"

Zhu Bajie looked at Sha Wujin with caring and mentally handicapped eyes, then walked to Tang San's side and asked, "Master, what's going on?"

"Do you want to ask again?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head: "It's not necessary, those questions you couldn't figure out without having a cerebral thrombosis in ten years, no one can get the answer if you ask them!"

Last time, even Mo Ang, who was pretending to be a little white dragon, couldn't tell the difference, let alone the six-eared macaque that was trained by Buddhism for so long.

He has such a gifted supernatural power that he can even hear the color of your underwear clearly.

"Master, I am real, he is fake!"

"Master, I am real, he is fake!"

Sun Xingzhe and the six-eared macaque pointed at each other.

Tang Sanzan didn't want to waste his time talking about this matter, with his delusion-breaking eyes, he could tell who the six-eared macaque was at a glance.

In fact, the main reason why no one else can see the six-eared macaque in the original Journey to the West is that except for the ears, the six-eared macaque looks exactly like Sun Xingzhe!
The only thing that changed about him was the two extra pairs of ears.

This is also the reason why most gods cannot distinguish between true and false.

Tang Sanzan directly opened his mouth and shouted: "Six-eared macaque, stop pretending, I have already seen your true nature, it would be impolite to pretend any longer."

The six-eared macaque was suddenly startled, but there was still no change on the surface.

"In that case, little monkey, let's do it!"

After the words fell, the six-eared macaque skillfully took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.

Sun Xingzhe, who was standing on the other side, took out his AK47 and pointed it at the six-eared macaque's head.

???

Seeing this scene, the six-eared macaque was dumbfounded.

"Fuck, why don't you monkey use a golden cudgel?"

There was no need to continue pretending, and the six-eared macaque showed its true form and looked at Sun Xingzhe in surprise.

"Hey, brother times have changed!"

"Who still uses traditional weapons nowadays? Use guns!"

Sun Xingzhe looked at the six-eared macaque and said with a strange expression: "You look quite similar to me!"

The six-eared macaque bared its teeth at Sun Xingzhe: "How old are you? If we say we are similar, you are the one who looks like me!"

Sun Xingzhe: ...

"Master, this person pretends to be me to lie to you, what do you think should be done?"

The six-eared macaque knew that the matter had been exposed, and closed its eyes resolutely: "Since I have been seen through by you, you can kill or cut me up as you like!"

Tang Sanbu shook his head with a smile: "It's not necessary, we can have a good chat."

The six-eared macaque sneered: "I work as a knife and I work as fish and meat. What is there to talk about between us?"

"Naturally, let's talk about things that don't spread to the six ears."

(End of this chapter)