Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 143 Aaron: Master, hot jio (please vote)
Hearing the words of King Kong at the door, the Tathagata Buddha's face turned black.

Fuck!
I asked you about serious business, you are playing with my brain, right?
"Is it here?"

Green Calamity-Removing King Kong looked at the empty auspicious clouds outside the door, and really didn't know what Tathagata Buddha was asking.

But as the low-level staff at the gate of Lingshan, he didn't dare to ask directly.

I could only bite the bullet and continue to reply: "World Honored One, Tathagata!"

This answer has also been practiced by the Eight Great King Kong gatekeepers for so many years.

Tathagata!

It depends on how you understand it. It’s okay if you say he’s here, and it’s even more okay if you say he’s not here!
Anyway, you asked me and I answered it. How you understand it is up to you. If you understand it wrong, don’t bother me.

Boil!
The Tathagata Buddha exhaled, tried to suppress his emotions, and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Guanyin, have you ever encountered anything unusual in your dharma body in the South China Sea?"

Avalokitesvara shook her head suspiciously: "Return to World Honored One, everything in the South China Sea is calm and nothing unusual!"

The difficulty of the six-eared macaque was arranged secretly by the Tathagata himself. He is confident that in the three realms, except for Ksitigarbha King Youdi in the underworld, no one else has this ability at all.

So he didn't tell the rest of the Buddhist sect at first.

Just so that I can pretend to be tough at the scene today, and beat Sun Xingzhe by the way.

But now it has already passed the time that I set, where has the six-eared macaque gone?

Realizing that something went wrong, Tathagata immediately arranged for Guanyin to go down to the lower realm to check on the situation of Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice.

Not long after, Guanyin returned to Daleiyin Temple.

"How? Did Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice encounter any trouble?"

Avalokitesvara shook her head: "Honorable Master, Tang Sanbu's master and apprentice haven't encountered any trouble yet, and they will soon reach the boundary of Flame Mountain!"

Hearing this, Tathagata stood up from the lotus platform with a bang.

He said with disbelief on his face: "You mean they had a safe journey after coming out of the Daughter's Kingdom?"

Guanyin didn't understand why Tathagata was so excited, but he nodded honestly.

"That's right. After coming out of Daughter's Country, we headed west all the way. Everything went according to the script. The next difficulty is the Flame Mountain, right?"

Although Guanyin knows that great changes have taken place in Journey to the West, at least so far, the 81st disaster is still the same.

Tang San's burial is always a difficult one.

The only difference is that the disaster that was originally used to test Tang San's burial ended up falling on others...

"Shouldn't it be?"

"Isn't that scientific?"

Tathagata Buddha frowned in confusion.

"The World Honored One has any doubts, why don't you let everyone solve them together?" Avalokitesvara asked curiously.

Tathagata Buddha shook his head hastily, and explained: "No need, I already know about this matter, there must be days in the dark."

The catastrophe that I personally arranged for, turned out to be a problem now.

If he let his subordinates find out, where would he put his majestic Tathagata Buddha's face?
After dismissing today's meeting with a gloomy face, Tathagata returned to his residence, took out a magic weapon and contacted Ksitigarbha who was in the underworld.

"Ksitigarbha, where is the six-eared macaque?"

Regarding the matter of the six-eared macaque, the only Buddhists who know the details are Tathagata and Ksitigarbha.

On the one hand, listening to the truth of Earth Store is something that everyone in the three realms knows. When two monkeys appear, others will definitely suggest them to go to the underworld to try to distinguish them.

On the other hand, Ksitigarbha was restricted by the oath of "Hell is not empty, and I will not become a Buddha", and was trapped in the underworld. Tathagata did not have to worry about this being known by others.

Ksitigarbha shook his head and said, "The World Honored One is joking, how dare I hide Liu Er without permission?"

Tathagata frowned slightly: "That's strange, how could the double I cultivated with great difficulty disappear without reason?"

"Maybe the World Honored One has forgotten the saying that the Dharma is not passed on to the six ears?"

"You mean..."

Tathagata's pupils shrank suddenly, and he said with a horrified expression: "Yes... who made the move?"

Ksitigarbha smiled irrefutably, and then cut off the call directly.

They looked at each other with the six-eared macaque next to them, and a strange smile appeared on their faces.

Anyway, he led the matter to Daozu. If you have the ability, you can go directly to Daozu to confront him.

Anyway, Journey to the West is now open, and the secrets are chaotic and unpredictable. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, no one would be able to deduce anything now!
……

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Tathagata Buddha, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host’s cultivation level has been upgraded to the third level of Golden Immortal! 】

I boil!

Listening to the music and humming a ditty, somehow broke through to the Golden Immortal?
In the Humvee, Tang Sanzan sat up when he heard the system prompt.

Two days ago, he was still lamenting that he was about to break through to the Golden Immortal. Unexpectedly, he had already broken through in just a few days.

Tang Santang touched his bald head, dumbfounded and didn't understand what was going on.

How could such a good guy be influenced by me?

Zhu Bajie, who was sitting in the back row of the car, felt the aura of the master, but looked puzzled.

Pushing Sun Xingzhe next to him, he said, "Brother Monkey, did I get dazzled just now? How did I feel that Master broke through the Golden Immortal?"

Sun Xingzhe had not yet recovered from the death of Monkey Monkey Sun, so he directly raised his hand and pinched Zhu Bajie's big ear.

"Pain Pain!"

The sudden pain made Zhu Bajie scream.

"If you still know the pain, then you are not dreaming!"

Sun Xingzhe let go of his hand, and said with a blank face: "You should be very clear about the level of master!"

"If Master breaks through to the Golden Immortal now, I, Sun, will stand on my head and wash my hair on the spot!"

"Then... maybe I'm confused?"

After hearing Sun Xingzhe's words, Zhu Bajie stopped thinking about it and reached out to wipe the hot sweat from his forehead.

In the hot weather these two days, he stuck out his tongue.

Seeing his appearance, Tang Sanzan said helplessly: "Little pig, you are a pig and not a dog, why are you sticking your tongue out?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, not knowing how to respond...

Sun Xingzhe's hair was almost soaked with sweat, and he said in the same doubt: "The climate in this place is completely abnormal!"

And Tang Sanzan, who had just broken through the Taiyi Golden Immortal, also felt waves of heat coming.

Immediately took out the ice watermelon rewarded by the system and distributed it to several apprentices.

"I'll go, master, why don't you bring out such good things sooner?"

When Zhu Bajie saw the ice watermelon, his eyes widened.

Tang San cast a blank look: "It's not too late!"

"Xiao Sha, you cut up this iced watermelon!"

"Master, there's no need to go to such trouble. I can just hold the old pig and chew it!"

Without waiting for the killing to be completed, Zhu Bajie picked out a large watermelon and gnawed it to the flesh.

"Cool, so cool!"

With the ice watermelon quenching their thirst, the heated emotions of several people in the Hummer instantly calmed down.

It's just that the Humvee under him became more and more bumpy.

Tang Sanzian asked with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Along, why are you so stubborn?"

Hummer Aaron panted heavily, and said aggrievedly: "Master, hot jio~"

"Have you arrived at the Flame Mountain?"

Tang San was startled suddenly, and then he remembered that after the sadness of the real and fake Monkey King, he needed to borrow a banana fan to get through the Flame Mountain.

(End of this chapter)