Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 144 You are called sister-in-law in front of brother, but you are called Bao when brother leaves

Eight hundred miles away from the Huoyan Mountain, the heat wave was raging.

Tang Sanzian looked at the steaming heat outside the window, glanced at Sun Xingzhe, and said in a deep voice: "Little monkey, you have something to do with this Flame Mountain matter."

Sun Xingzhe was taken aback: "Master, what does this have to do with me?"

"If I remember correctly, the fire of the Flaming Mountain is the alchemy furnace that you used to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace to overthrow Laojun. The raging fire fell from the sky and formed the Flaming Mountain."

Sun Xingzhe frowned, twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "It's not that coincidental, is it?"

He did push Laojun's alchemy furnace back then, but he didn't happen to be bumped into it again, right?
Isn't this a proper way to dig a hole and jump by yourself?

Tang Sanzong wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Guess whether it's such a coincidence?"

Seeing Master like this, Sun Xingzhe knew that this matter was almost inseparable, and he was silent for a while...

As one of the most exciting parts in the original Journey to the West, the Flame Mountain is familiar to Tang Sanbu.

As long as there is a plantain fan to extinguish the fire here, it will be fine.

Overall it's not too difficult.

Tang Sanzong directly opened the pagoda and called out Taishang Laojun who was hard at work refining elixirs.

"Who are you going to save this time?"

Before Tang Sanzan could open his mouth, Taishang Laojun asked directly.

After all, Tang San was now buried in a powerful cultivation base. Apart from the need to find him to save people, Laojun couldn't think of any other reason.

"I'm an alchemist, not your personal doctor!"

Although he complained, Taishang Laojun walked out obediently.

He couldn't fight again and again, so he could only bear the pressure of Tang Sanzan silently.

"What about people?"

Tang San was stunned for a few seconds: "Who is it? I called you out to put out the fire!"

Taishang Laojun looked at Tang Sanzan with a strange expression, and couldn't help but said: "Holy Monk, do you think my business is too broad?"

"It's just about saving people. At least it has something to do with my alchemy major."

"But I'm an alchemy igniter, isn't it a bit outrageous for you to ask me to put out the fire?"

Tang Sanzan naturally heard the complaint in Laojun's tone, but he still said: "There is no way, those who can do more work!"

"This fire has to be extinguished by you!"

Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, Taishang Laojun felt the constant heat wave in the surrounding air.

"Samadhi really fires?"

Lao Jun's face froze, and he stuck his head out of the window and looked outside.

The eight-hundred-mile-long mountain range was covered in red, and the entire space steamed by heat was distorted visibly to the naked eye.

If you want to walk over this mountain, then the fire must be extinguished.

Laojun hesitated for a moment and said, "I can't put out this fire, can I?"

"Don't you have a banana fan? Can't you just put out this fire fan?" Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said, "Old sir, are you trying to be lazy?"

Speaking of the banana fan, Taishang Laojun said with a somewhat embarrassed expression: "This banana fan is divided into yin and yang. I only have a yang banana fan here. It can only make the fire burn more and more intensely!"

"If you want to put out the fire, you must use the Yin Banana Fan!"

"Yin Banana Fan is not with you?"

"At... the Rakshasa girl in Basho Cave." Laojun lowered his head and said sheepishly.

Tang Sanbian joked: "You are quite generous, leaving a trouser belt for the old fox of Yalongshan and a banana fan for the Rakshasa girl..."

"Honestly, do you have any connections with you in the future?"

Taishang Laojun wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and said with a bit of embarrassment, "No more...no more..."

"Then let's go to Basho Cave?"

Taishang Laojun just wanted to run back to the pagoda, but was caught by Tang Sanzong.

"You just sit in the car, let's go together, you and Rakshasa are old acquaintances, it's more convenient to borrow a fan..."

Laojun should feel guilty.

After he sent the Rakshasa girl to the lower realm, he never visited her again.

If it wasn't for the red boy, maybe he and the Rakshasa girl would never have any interaction in this life.

What's more, Rakshasa has already married the Bull Demon King.

My current status seems a bit embarrassing...

Seeing that the Banana Cave was approaching, Taishang Laojun struggled and said, "Holy Monk, or else I'd better go back to the Buddha Pagoda to make alchemy. Recently, I have a sudden insight in alchemy, and maybe I can greatly increase the output!"

"It's okay, you can go back to increase production after borrowing the banana fan."

"I don't like to bask in the sun."

"Don't make me slap you!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan's face darken, Taishang Laojun got out of the car helplessly, and knocked on the gate of Basho Cave.

"Crench."

The Banana Cave opened, and a Rakshasa girl dressed in red and with an exquisite figure came out.

The moment she saw the Taishang Laojun, Rakshasa's delicate cheeks instantly darkened.

"Laojun? What kind of wind blew you from the 33rd heaven to my banana cave today?"

Laojun said with embarrassment: "Hey, I have something trivial to ask for your help."

"Hey, this is really strange. The majestic Supreme Master still needs my help?"

The Rakshasa woman said in a neutral voice: "Could it be that Laojun wants to walk in the world of mortals to refine his mind again?"

Hearing the strange voice of the Rakshasa woman, Taishang Laojun suddenly felt guilty.

"Holy...Holy Monk, I can't talk about this matter, you should come!"

Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzan, who originally thought that he could simply borrow a plantain fan, was stunned.

Does this Rakshasa girl hate Lao Jun so much?
Didn't the old fox who pressed Longshan last time quite approve of Laojun?

Before Tang Sanzan could speak, the Raksha girl glanced at Tang Sanzan, and said disapprovingly, "Yo, I know you don't have face with me, so you brought a helper here?"

"Could it be that if I don't help you, you have to rely on the number of people to bully me, a weak woman?"

The Rakshasa girl looked at Taishang Laojun with burning eyes, without any attitude towards the Taoist leader. After all, it was Laojun who abandoned her first.

Facing the aggressive Rakshasa girl, Taishang Laojun lowered his head silently and stopped saying anything.

After all, he was really wrong about this matter!
Seeing Taishang Laojun deflated, Sun Xingzhe hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Sister-in-law, I wonder if you still remember me?"

"you?"

Looking at the monkey in a suit and tie in front of her, Rakshasa always felt a little familiar.

When Sun Xingzhe took off his shirt, the Rakshasa girl exclaimed: "Are you a little monkey?!"

"That's right sister-in-law, it's me!"

Sun Xingzhe's face brightened, and he was about to continue making friends.

Unexpectedly, Rakshasa didn't give him a chance to speak at all, she turned around and entered the cave, and closed the door with a bang.

"This……"

The people present looked at each other in blank dismay, some of them couldn't understand Rakshasa's operation.

Tang Sanbian couldn't help but ask: "Little monkey, tell me the truth, you and this Rakshasa girl don't have any stories, right?"

“I can’t recognize you with my clothes on, but I can recognize you with my clothes off!”

"Could it be that you are called sister-in-law in front of brothers, and you are called Bao when brothers leave?"

Zhu Bajie also said with a look of eating melons: "Brother Monkey, you will not be the Monkey King on Huaguo Mountain, and the King of the Sea under Huaguo Mountain, right?"

"How is it possible!" Sun Xingzhe's eyes widened, as if he had been humiliated.

"My grandson has been focusing on female monkeys for 500 years and has never been interested in other species!"

Sun Xingzhe patted his chest and said firmly.

Fearing that these people would not believe it, Sun Xingzhe hurriedly said: "Master, if you don't believe me, then I will go to my sister-in-law to borrow the plantain fan to prove my innocence!"

"What can you do?"

Sun Xingzhe chuckled: "Master, just wait for my good news!"

Tang Sanbu:? ? ?

(End of this chapter)