Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 161 Little Piggy, do you want a wife or not? (Please recommend monthly tickets)
Before the few vegetative people could say anything, Tang Sanzian walked up to Zhu Bajie with a smile and said, "Little Piggy, do you want a wife or not?"

"As long as you open your mouth, I will make the decision for you and help you find a matchmaker!"

Xingxian:? ? ?
Four vegetative people:? ? ?

Is there such a good thing?

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment. After he came to his senses, he looked at Tang Sanzong with excitement and said, "It all depends on Master!"

Tang Sanzan laughed, pulled Zhu Bajie to Xingxian, and said, "My apprentice is proficient in all kinds of poetry, songs and Fu, and my talents are far superior to mine. Today I am the master, and you two will be husband and wife." !”

Xingxian frowned and said with a dark look on his face: "Holy Monk, this...isn't this not good?"

The reason she is here on Thorn Ridge is to sleep with Buddhist scriptures.

As for poems, lyrics, songs, etc., they are all just a cover.

They are all fairies now, who cares about this?

Tang Sanzian said coldly: "Don't you like talent? Little Piggy, give her a song!"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth and said: "Passionate love has been empty since ancient times, and this hatred will last forever!"

"Have you heard, is my apprentice's talent satisfied?"

"Satisfaction is satisfaction, but..."

"Stop being a naysayer, business is more important!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand, and without waiting for Xingxian to speak, he blinked at Sun Xingzhe.

Sun Xingzhe immediately understood and controlled several monsters.

Zhu Bajie took Xingxian's hand and said excitedly: "Okay, from now on you will be my old pig's wife!"

Xingxian:? ? ?
Don't come here!

She wanted to break free from the big hand of Zhu Bajie, but she was no match for him.

At this time, the four old vegetative people were all confused. This plot development was completely beyond their expectations?
Duke Jinjie snorted coldly: "Brothers, stop hiding this matter now, form a formation!"

After the words fell, these old vegetative people directly showed their prototypes.

A big cypress, an old cypress, an old pine, an old bamboo, four towering trees surrounded Tang Sanzan and others with their teeth and claws.

"Monk, I'll give you one last chance. If you are willing to marry Xingxian, I will respect you as a holy monk. If you don't, then don't blame us for forcing the bow!"

What the fuck?

Four...four fucks?
Don't these old men have any perverted hobbies?

Tang Sanzian glanced at the four old trees and silently took out the wooden beads.

As long as these few old trees are still vegetation, the wood-avoiding beads are their nemesis.

"Ah, my eyes!"

"What is it? Why can't I move?"

Tang Sanzan didn't say much, and immediately threw these old trees into the pagoda.

"Land, take good care of these old trees!"

"okay!"

The Tugong, who was reclaiming land in the pagoda space, saw the four old trees that Tang San had brought in, and the wrinkles on his face were all squeezed together as he smiled.

Since the flat peach tree was gone, he was very boring in this space.

He smiled, cast a spell, and these old trees shrank uncontrollably, and then took root at the location he designated.

"You guys, from now on, we'll be called the boss, the second, the third, and the fourth, do you understand?"

Jinjie Gong still wanted to struggle, but Tu Tu Gong was the Tu Tu Gong of Pantaoyuan after all, and the most restrained person in his magic power was the grass and trees becoming spirits, not waiting for him to pull the roots out of the soil.

A pair of large scissors appeared in front of his eyes.

The Earth God gestured with the scissors obscenely, and said with a sinister smile: "Old man, you don't want to be without happiness in the rest of your life, right?"

Several old trees suddenly felt cold all over their bodies and silently closed their mouths.

……

Xingxian, who was outside, saw the four disappear out of thin air, and was so frightened that he trembled.

"You... what did you do to them?"

Tang Sanzan said indifferently: "Of course it is to fulfill the bet. If they lose the bet, I will deal with it. Is there a problem?"

"You... you monk, let them out quickly, do you know who we are, you..."

"What are you calling for? I can do it directly, but I still played a poetry competition with you, and even fulfilled your wish and found you a husband..."

Tang Sanzian touched his bald head and said immediately: "Believe it or not, I will send you to reunite with those four old vegetative people?"

Just now, the terrifying aura on Tang Sanbu's body made Xingxian, who had become a spirit from the apricot tree, shrink back involuntarily, and dared not speak any more.

Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction: "Little monkey, make this place more festive!"

Sun Xingzhe nodded: "Joyful, must be happy!"

He put his index finger in front of his mouth and blew, and the entire Muxian Temple was suddenly covered with red curtains and happy characters.

Tang San buried with a smile: "Little Zhuzhu, why don't you bring your wife to worship?"

"Good good!"

Xingxian hurriedly said: "I don't want to marry..."

Sha Wujin directly acted as a ritual, interrupting Xingxian's words, "Bow to heaven and earth!"

"No need to pray to heaven and earth." Tang Sanzan frowned.

Although Sha Wujin's brain is a little insufficient, but when he thought of himself in the Heavenly Court, he really had nothing to worship.

After a pause, he said directly: "Then listen to Master and pay homage to Gaotang first!"

Zhu Bajie pushed Xingxian to the ground, knelt down in front of Tang Sanzan, stretched out his hands to hold Xingxian's head, and the two of them kowtowed to Tang Sanzan.

Tang Sanzun laughed heartily: "Little Piggy, get up quickly. This is my first time as an elder as a teacher. I don't have much to give. Next time, I will definitely do it next time!"

Xingxian struggled to speak: "I'm not..."

"Bye husband and wife!"

Xingxian was once again forced to worship Zhu Bajie...

"Listen to me, I really..."

Before Xingxian could finish speaking, Zhu Bajie smiled and kissed her with a big mouth.

Xingxian's eyes widened like copper bells in an instant, and she was about to cry.

"Woooooooo..."

Xingxian's feeling at the moment is regret, very regret!

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come to see any pilgrims, but now it's better, the pilgrims didn't fall asleep, and I was taken advantage of by a pig demon.

"Okay, Tang also paid homage, let's keep everything simple, little piggy, go to the bridal chamber with your wife!"

Zhu Bajie rubbed his hands excitedly: "Understood Master, this is the bridal chamber, this is the bridal chamber."

Zhu Bajie picked up Xingxian and walked into Muxian Temple.

Xingxian struggled wildly on Zhu Bajie's shoulders, but she had no strength to resist.

The ending is already doomed, stealing chickens won't pay off...

……

Time passed quietly.

After Tang San and the three of them finished another barbecue, Sun Xingzhe couldn't help but said, "It's been a day, why haven't you come out yet?"

"It's raining after a long drought, let the little piggy play for a while longer!"

Sun Xingzhe took a sip of beer depressedly: "It won't take so long, right?"

"Little Shadu is drunk again!"

Zha Wujin stood up unsteadily with a beer can in his hand, his eyes almost cross-eyed.

"Master, Senior Brother is right!"

"Second senior brother has been in for so long, and I don't know what happened. Anyway, let us listen to the movement!"

Tang Sanzan and Sun Xingzhe turned their heads to look at him together.

For a moment, he couldn't tell whether he was really drunk or fake drunk.

"Master, why are you two looking at me like that?"

Tang Sanzan hesitated for a moment, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Xiaosha, you can tell him that when Little Zhuzhu comes out."

Shawujin patted his chest and said, "Master, don't worry!"

"The master has something to do, and the disciple will do his best!"

"Xiao Sha does what Master is not good at doing, and Xiao Sha says what Master is not good at saying!"

"We are right, what are we afraid of?"

(End of this chapter)