Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 162 System, are you here to smoke and drink behind the scenes?
Just when the three of Tang Sanzan were getting impatient, Zhu Bajie finally came out of Muxian Nunnery with Xingxian.

At this time, Xingxian was charming and shy, and followed Zhu Bajie obediently, looking obedient.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzan smiled, and raised his eyebrows at Zhu Bajie: "Little Zhuzhu, have you educated yourself?"

Zhu Bajie patted his chest, and said proudly: "That's right, I don't care who I am, Laozhu, I can take it down easily!"

Zhu Bajie turned to Xingxian and said: "Don't forget what I told you before. You are just a concubine, a little apricot tree turned into spirit. Don't dream about being a real wife. Do you understand?"

With tears and spring in Xingxian's eyes, she hurriedly lowered her head and said, "The slave family knows that the slave family will not have wishful thinking!"

Seeing this scene, Sun Xingzhe held out his thumb with admiration and said with a smile: "Idiot, you can do this!"

"That is required!"

Zhu Bajie pulled Xingxian's clothes and said, "Why don't you quickly pay your respects to Master and several senior brothers?"

Xingxian immediately bent over and saluted: "The slave family has met the master and the three senior brothers!"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "Please get up quickly!"

"Little Zhuzhu, now that you are married, have you thought about how to arrange Xingxian?"

Zhu Bajie was stunned for a few seconds, and asked subconsciously, "What to arrange?"

Sun Xingzhe curled his lips and said in a deep voice: "Master, what you mean is, where do you want to put Xingxian?"

Before Zhu Bajie could speak, Xingxian intervened and said, "Master and brothers, please bring me with you!"

Zhu Bajie waved his hand and frowned: "Masters are talking, how can you interrupt? Listen quietly!"

Tang Sanzian looked at Zhu Bajie with a strange look on his face. He didn't expect that this little piggy was actually a male chauvinist...

Fortunately, when I watched Journey to the West before, I always thought he was a licking dog.

Zhu Bajie rubbed his little hands, and asked expectantly: "Master, is it convenient for us to take a woman to learn scriptures?"

Tang Sanzian hesitated for a few seconds and said solemnly: "Little Piggy, it's not that I am a strict teacher, but the matter of traveling to the west to learn scriptures is destiny. If we increase the number of people at will, it may increase the variables..."

"If something goes wrong by then, I might not be able to save her, have you thought about it?"

The four masters and apprentices of Journey to the West plus Xiaobailong, this is the number reported by both the Heavenly Court and the Buddhist School to the Heavenly Dao.

One more will not work, and one less will not work!

In the original Journey to the West, when Tang Monk left Chang'an City, he was eaten by a tiger spirit arranged by Heaven just to make room for him because he brought two more followers.

That's why Tang Sanbu never took them westward even though he took in a lot of monsters on his journey westward.

Zhu Bajie turned his head to look at Xingxian, frowned and said: "You heard what Master said, whether to leave or stay, I respect your opinion!"

Xingxian gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "There is nothing that I miss about this Thorny Ridge now. I am a spirit of grass and trees. If I can't break through Taiyi Golden Immortal, I'm afraid there won't be much way to survive. In this case, I might as well follow you." !”

Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Since you have thought about it, I won't say anything more as a teacher..."

"But one thing, since you joined my team, you can't be half-hearted in the future. You must put the interests of the team as the first goal. Can you do it?"

Xingxian nodded with a firm look: "Master, please rest assured, the slave family will naturally listen to Zhuzhu from now on."

"Okay, get in the car and let's go to the next place!"

[It is detected that the host is in the 81st difficulty node Thorn Ridge, do you check in? 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title deprivation skill, which can deprive the opponent's title of himself, and has a chance to become a real event! 】

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that the system would not activate the experience card for tattoos this time.

Even gave such a metaphysical skill.

As for the chances...

What are the chances?

Shouldn't it be as high as the odds of a certain game's lottery draw?
[Congratulations to the host for getting a pack of cigars and four packs of Huazi brand cigarettes. During the burning period, he can be in a state of hegemony, exempt from all control effects. 】

Good guy.

The system, you secretly come to drink and drink everything?

A Journey to the West, you can order cigars or something, even Huazi?

However, it was impossible for Tang San to be buried with Hua Zi.

The system clearly gave a hint.

Four packs of Huazi and one pack of cigars, it is obvious that the cigars are for himself, and Huazi is for his apprentices.

Especially in Journey to the West, I am used to smoking cigars, and it is easy to cough when I smoke other things...

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a piece of melon field. The watermelon in the melon field will keep ripe. After eating, the prototype of the devil heart seed can be formed in the body. When the time is ripe, the same effect as the devil heart seed can be obtained. 】

What the fuck?

Is this the demonic seed that was sent to me in batches?

As we all know, the closer you get to the Lingshan Mountain, the more monsters and ghosts there will be. With this melon field, wouldn't the loyal little brother come?
Good stuff! Good stuff!
A crazy smile appeared on Tang Sanzian's face.

"Disciples, here's something good for you!"

Tang Sanzan took out the few packets of Huazi he had just obtained, and threw them to everyone.

Zhu Bajie was the first to open a pack. When he saw the items one by one, he felt a little familiar, like the cigars that Master smoked on weekdays.

It's just not as thick as Master's.

After seeing that those assigned to Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin were all as detailed as his own, Zhu Bajie was no longer entangled.

Emmm...

A few of them are not as thick as Master.

Sun Xingzhe took out one with a curious expression on his face, carefully put it in front of his eyes, and was about to observe it with his golden eyes.

Unexpectedly, Sha Wujin directly threw the cigarette into his mouth.

Then he gulped it down.

"Master, what does this thing taste like? It's worse than human flesh..."

Tang Sanzan looked at Sha Wujin's naive expression, couldn't help but sighed and said: "This thing is not for eating, it's for smoking!"

"If you've never eaten pork, you've seen pigs run away, right?"

Zhu Bajie: "Master, I feel there is something in your words..."

"Don't worry about this!"

Several people used a little fire magic and lit cigarettes.

The car was suddenly filled with smoke, and everyone showed satisfied expressions on their faces.

Tang Sanzan suddenly took out the purple gold gourd.

Sun Xingzhe, who was intoxicated in the smoke, asked, "Master, what are you doing with this treasure?"

Tang Sanzan said directly: "Sun Xingzhe!"

Hearing the master's words, Sun Xingzhe subconsciously wanted to answer, but seeing the master opened the lid of the purple gold gourd, he closed his mouth instantly.

He even wondered if he had made a mistake recently, otherwise why would the master suddenly take out the purple gold gourd?

Zhu Bajie also saw this scene, thinking that they didn't make any mistakes during this time?
In line with the thoughts of a good old man, Zhu Bajie said: "Master, how about you..."

But before he finished speaking, he heard Tang Sanzan shout: "Xiaosha!"

"what?"

Or Xiaosha is easier to deceive!
I saw that Zijin Gourd, which was invincible in the face of golden horns and silver horns at the beginning, has lost its effect in the face of killing Wujin now!
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at each other, and finally their eyes fell on the cigarette in his hand.

Looking at Tang Sanzan in shock, he said, "Master, is this... this..."

(End of this chapter)