Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 183 This Comrade Dark Demon Sit Down and Have a Chat

Master Ziyang was dumbfounded when he heard what Taishang Laojun said.

"Old gentleman, he is from the Buddhist kingdom, he is a monk!"

Lao Jun raised his eyebrows and immediately released the pressure of the quasi-sage. He looked at him and said, "Are you questioning me?"

Sensing the overwhelming sense of oppression, Master Ziyang was stunned, and quickly took off his Taoist robe.

"Here, can't I give it to you?"

Master Ziyang handed over the Taoist robe with a painful expression on his face.

Tang Sanzian touched his chin, looked up and down, and then said, "I think the hairpin on your head is pretty good."

Immediately Master Ziyang pulled out the hairpin and said, "This one doesn't need to be notarized, it's yours!"

Tang Sanzian's face darkened: "When you say this, it sounds like I'm robbing you."

"I just think your hairpin looks good, but you didn't say it was mine!"

Master Ziyang hurriedly explained: "I misunderstood, but I thought that the holy monk doesn't have a hairpin, and it's hard to take care of his head. His hair...dandruff and so on."

"That's why I want to give this hairpin to the holy monk!"

Ziyang real person's anxious face was covered with cold sweat.

Wrong!

It was the first time in my life that I was so aggrieved!
When I rush to give things to others, I still have to look at other people’s faces.

Where do you think this makes sense?
Laojun, the only leader of the Taoist sect who can be relied on, is still talking nonsense with his eyes open, so he is unreliable at all!
If I continue to argue a few words, I am afraid that today I will no longer be my own.

Tang Sanzan curled his lips: "Okay, this is not what I want, you insist on giving it!"

Hearing these words, Master Ziyang felt even worse than eating shit.

But he didn't dare to be dissatisfied in the slightest!

"This is what Xiaodao willingly gave to the holy monk!"

After leaving behind the treasure, Master Ziyang turned around and wanted to leave.

He didn't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment.

But just as he turned around, he was stopped by Tang Sanzan again.

Master Ziyang asked angrily: "Is there anything else?"

Tang Sanzan smiled: "Oh, why are you so angry?"

"Big fire can easily hurt the liver!"

"In order to thank you for keeping the magic weapon for me for many years, I decided to give you something back!"

Give me something back?
Real Ziyang showed a surprised expression on his face.

You're already doing robbing like a bandit, how can you still give me something in return?

Even if I believe that the sun will rise from the west today, I can't believe you, this evil one!

Tang Sanzan silently picked a sack of watermelon from the pagoda and took it out.

"Come from afar, and the poor monk has nothing to give, but the gift is light and affectionate, so take it back and share it with relatives and friends."

"watermelon?!"

Tang Sanzan nodded: "That's right, it's watermelon!"

Master Ziyang froze for a few seconds.

You might as well not give me this melon, I am a majestic Ziyang real person, how many watermelons can I still lack from you?

But at this moment, he didn't dare to refute, and silently picked up a sack of watermelons and left.

Taishang Laojun said with a depressed look on his face: "Next time you do something like this, can you please stop looking for me? I can't afford to embarrass this person with my old face..."

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "Old Lord, if you talk like this, the road will be narrowed!"

"Your face is the Passport to the Three Realms, you don't need it for nothing!"

Taishang Laojun: Damn it!
"Then your watermelon looks good. Can you give me a sack?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head: "No way!"

"why?"

Because this thing is a grown version of the Demon Heart Seed, and you already have the full version.

Tang Sanzan said casually: "You are quite old, there is no need to eat watermelon!"

"That stuff contains a lot of sugar, and you'll get high easily if you eat it."

Taishang Laojun: ...

If you don't give it, just say no, what kind of three highs can I be afraid of as a quasi-sage?
"Let's go, don't keep looking for me if you have nothing to do in the future!"

Seeing Tang Sanzan fooling Master Ziyang into nothing but shorts with a few words, Jin Shenggong beside him was dumbfounded.

Why do you feel like this monk doesn't look like a good person?

"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a monk?"

Tang San got on the Humvee, glanced at Jin Sheng Palace fiercely, and left directly.

Only Jin Shenggong was left in a mess in the wind.

……

"Woooooo...Master, you are finally here..."

As soon as the Humvee entered the palace, Tang Sanzan heard the cry of killing Wujin.

"What the hell, I'll just go out for a while, what are you hanging yourself up to play?"

Tang San was speechless as he watched the murderers hanging in the palace finish their work.

Ever since he was accepted on the way to learn from the scriptures, the [-]% winning rate of his team has been lowered.

It's been so sad, I have to save you every time.

What the hell do I need you for!

Tang Sanzan grimly said: "Xiao Sha, I hope this is the last time, do you understand?"

"Woooooo, master, it's not that Xiaosha doesn't work hard, it's because someone is sneaking up behind him!"

"That Imperial Master is not a good person!"

After the words fell, a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a high hat and Taoist robe walked out of the palace hall.

"Monk, I didn't intend to be your enemy, but you still want to save this king. I can only blame you for being nosy!"

Tang Sanzan looked at the Taoist silently.

From the very beginning when the imperial list was unveiled at the gate of the city, he could tell that the national teacher of the Zhuzi Kingdom had the intention of usurping the throne.

But he didn't care.

But now when he saw the Imperial Master, Tang Sanzong felt a strange aura.

A disgusting and hair-raising breath!
"Master, why don't I just kill him?"

Zhu Bajie carried the laser cannon and aimed it directly at the Taoist priest. There is no need for the master to shoot such a small Karami.

Tang Sanzong pondered for a moment and nodded: "Okay, let's destroy it directly!"

???

Before the Taoist had time to react, he saw a beam of laser cannons attacking him.

Boil!
The young man doesn't talk about Wude, come to cheat, come to attack my old comrade in his 40s!

"Oh!"

After the laser beam passed, a large hole was left in the palace hall, and a wisp of black mist emerged from the Taoist priest.

"Jiejiejie...this guy's body is too useless."

"No, it's Buddhism's mortal enemy, the Dark Demon!"

Zhu Bajie exclaimed.

Sun Xingzhe also immediately took out his AK47, staring at the cloud of black mist.

Dark Demon looked at Tang Sanzong with a hint of fear in his eyes.

He didn't expect to meet so many monks at once in a remote place like Zhu Ziguo.

And he is still a monk with mana!

"Master, although I have never seen the dark demon, old pig, I heard that if you want to completely eliminate the dark demon, you must chant Buddhist scriptures to achieve salvation..."

"Recite the scriptures?"

Tang Sanzan frowned.

No wonder this dark demon was sealed in Lingshan, and it needs to be suppressed by chanting sutras.

Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Sha Wu who was hanging on the girder roared: "Master, read it quickly!"

"This Laoshizi dark demon hangs me here, you should recite scriptures to avenge Xiaosha!"

???

If I know how to chant scriptures, why do I need you to bark here?
Based on the idea that the enemy of his enemy is his friend, Tang Sanzong silently took out a watermelon from the pagoda.

"Ahem, Comrade Dark...Dark Demon, why don't we sit down, have a meal and chat together?"

(End of this chapter)