Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 184 The master is really a miracle doctor! (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
Chapter 184 The master is really a miracle doctor! (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
Eat a melon and chat?
Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, the dark demon who was about to attack was stunned.
I almost started to doubt my position.
Isn't the Dark Demon and the Buddhist sect deadly enemies?
"What kind of tricks do you want to play, monk?"
Looking at the watermelon Tang Sanzong took out, Dark Demon suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.
It's as if this thing originally belonged to me.
Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head and said with a smile: "I'm not a serious monk!"
"To tell you the truth, I, Tang Sanzan, is known as the godfather of Chang'an City. I went to the West Paradise this time to destroy the Buddha and rebel against the heavens!"
"So I think we should have a lot of common topics."
"Are you going to rebel?"
The Dark Demon froze for a moment, and a faint light flashed in his long and narrow triangular pupils.
Tang Sanzian smiled and nodded.
Dark Demon shook his head in disbelief: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"You monks are so cunning!"
"If you want to stop my lord's birth plan, you monks should die!" The dark demon roared, and went straight to Tang San's funeral.
Sun Xingzhe who was standing next to Tang Sanbu made an instant move.
"Snapped!"
Sun Xingzhe slapped him, which directly weakened the demonic energy in the dark demon's body.
"Damn it, I don't know who gave you the courage to attack Master!"
"Master talks to you, you just listen carefully, don't force yourself here."
Sun Xingzhe did not use the AK47 because Master had already taken out the watermelon.
Although he doesn't understand the reason.
But he knew that as long as the master took out the melon, it meant that the enemy would become his undercover agent!
The Dark Demon, who was slapped with a big mouth, started to tremble all over: "You...you are actually Daluo Jinxian?"
Seeing Tang San's master and apprentice looking at him with eager eyes, Dark Demon was instantly frightened.
He finally escaped from the seal of Lingshan, but he didn't want to go back there again.
"Master...how about we talk about the topic just now?"
"I suddenly feel that we do have a lot in common!"
"Just like the watermelon you took out, I feel that this watermelon is destined for me!"
???
This is because I have been in Lingshan for a long time, and the mantra has been assimilated by Lingshan, right?
Tang Sanzan took a deep breath, and said immediately: "If you had this attitude earlier, you would have eaten this melon by now!"
The dark demon asked curiously: "Master, are you...really going to exterminate the Buddha?"
Dark Demon still didn't believe it.
Although the clothes these people wear may look a little weird, judging from my many years of experience at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, they are definitely genuine monks!
A monk said he wanted to destroy the Buddha?
This sounds so unreliable!
Tang Sanzan said: "How can this be false?"
"Eat me and let me slowly tell you a story!"
The Dark Demon looked at the watermelon in Tang San's hand, as if there was some weird magic power attracting him, and immediately let down his guard and said:
"Master, this melon of yours smells sweet, so it must taste great, right?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and silently cut the watermelon.
There was some doubt in my heart.
Demon Heart Seed, Dark Demon...
There should be no relationship between the two, right?
Under the gaze of Sun Xingzhe and others, Dark Demon couldn't wait to pick up the watermelon and gnaw it.
With a few pieces of watermelon in his stomach, Sun Xingzhe looked at the dark demon opposite, his pupils shaking violently.
I saw that the Dark Demon, who was originally full of resentment, now had less hatred in his eyes.
It turned out to be a little more kind!
Not only Sun Xingzhe, but even Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin were stunned by this change.
A watermelon can actually make the dark demon of Buddhism a headache start to be kind?
Even Tang Sanzan didn't react to this scene.
I didn't expect the watermelon rewarded by this system to be so effective against the dark demon.
Isn't it a coincidence?
Professional counterpart!
What's more, the purpose of these dark demons is to escape from Lingshan, which is equivalent to being a mortal enemy of Lingshan!
This is a good comrade who has the same goal as me!
"From now on, the master will be our dark demon's ally, and our lord will wait for the master to arrive at Lingshan!"
"Dear Davari, we will get there eventually!"
"The warriors of the Dark Demon Land will break through the seal, hold high the torch of hope, and illuminate every sanctimonious Buddhist land!"
Hearing Dark Demon's words, Tang Sanzong nodded slightly.
Although the strength of this dark demon is not strong, it has a characteristic that it cannot be killed unless someone is willing to recite the scriptures.
But as long as there is resentment in the world, the dark demon will be resurrected again!
"I still have a few melons here, you can share them with your brothers, and then we will meet at the foot of Lingshan together!"
Tang Sanbian took out another sack of watermelon and gave it to Dark Demon.
Seeing the Dark Demon leave with a sack of watermelon, Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment and then said: "Master, is it really okay not to kill him?"
In Zhu Bajie's heart, the image of the dark devil is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Before the saint retired, he only sealed them at the foot of Lingshan Mountain instead of completely eradicating them!
To cooperate with them is tantamount to seeking skin from a tiger.
"Don't worry, they have the same goal as us, let them cause some trouble for Lingshan first!"
Tang Sanzun touched his chin.
After all, Lingshan has a large number of people, and with the dark demon to restrain it, it can also create time for itself to develop.
After all, no one can guarantee that Tathagata will not notice any abnormality during his journey westward.
Now that I am at the level of a Golden Immortal, I want to overthrow the Western Daxing established by Heaven...
A long way to go!
After dealing with the episode of the dark demon, Tang Sanzan and the others went to see King Zhuzi again.
After informing him that the Jinsheng Palace had been rescued, the king began to wait impatiently. It was not until late at night that there was any movement outside the palace.
"Quick... please come in quickly!"
King Zhuzi heard the sound and shouted with all his strength.
The soldiers outside the door did not dare to stop him and simply let Jin Shenggong enter the palace.
Although she looked disheveled and even her hair was knotted, King Zhuzi recognized her queen immediately.
Jin Shenggong looked at King Zhuzi affectionately: "Your Majesty..."
King Zhu Zi suddenly turned over, got off the bed and staggered over.
"Queen...yue...what does it smell like...vomit..."
King Zhu Zi, who was originally stuck in a date stone because of eating rice dumplings, smelled the smell of Jin Shenggong, and vomited directly...
Jin Shenggong suddenly froze on the spot with an embarrassed look on his face.
"I... I'm fine?"
After vomiting, King Zhu Zi instantly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, and his whole body was refreshed.
"Emperor... empress!"
King Zhu Zi, who felt refreshed, wanted to get closer.
But next second.
"vomit……"
Jin Shenggong was even more embarrassed, and she hurriedly took a few steps back: "Your Majesty, don't blame me. Ever since I was taken away by that monster, fortunately the immortal gave me a treasured garment, so I haven't been caught by that monster."
"The concubine has never dared to take off her feather coat because of this, so...so she hasn't taken a bath in the past three years."
King Zhuzi waved his hand and took another step forward: "It's okay, Queen, I can do it... ugh..."
"Your Majesty, the concubine is going to take a bath first. It was these masters who killed the monster and rescued the concubine!"
King Zhuzi waved his hand and stopped insisting, and asked the lady to take Jinshenggong down to take a bath.
He looked at Master Tang Sanzhu, and said gratefully: "Master really has a wonderful hand, I believe now that Master is definitely a miracle doctor!"
Tang Sanzan: ...
If I had known that your jujube pit was spit out by nausea, why should I go all the way to rescue a biochemical weapon?
(End of this chapter)
Eat a melon and chat?
Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, the dark demon who was about to attack was stunned.
I almost started to doubt my position.
Isn't the Dark Demon and the Buddhist sect deadly enemies?
"What kind of tricks do you want to play, monk?"
Looking at the watermelon Tang Sanzong took out, Dark Demon suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.
It's as if this thing originally belonged to me.
Tang Sanzun wiped his bald head and said with a smile: "I'm not a serious monk!"
"To tell you the truth, I, Tang Sanzan, is known as the godfather of Chang'an City. I went to the West Paradise this time to destroy the Buddha and rebel against the heavens!"
"So I think we should have a lot of common topics."
"Are you going to rebel?"
The Dark Demon froze for a moment, and a faint light flashed in his long and narrow triangular pupils.
Tang Sanzian smiled and nodded.
Dark Demon shook his head in disbelief: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"You monks are so cunning!"
"If you want to stop my lord's birth plan, you monks should die!" The dark demon roared, and went straight to Tang San's funeral.
Sun Xingzhe who was standing next to Tang Sanbu made an instant move.
"Snapped!"
Sun Xingzhe slapped him, which directly weakened the demonic energy in the dark demon's body.
"Damn it, I don't know who gave you the courage to attack Master!"
"Master talks to you, you just listen carefully, don't force yourself here."
Sun Xingzhe did not use the AK47 because Master had already taken out the watermelon.
Although he doesn't understand the reason.
But he knew that as long as the master took out the melon, it meant that the enemy would become his undercover agent!
The Dark Demon, who was slapped with a big mouth, started to tremble all over: "You...you are actually Daluo Jinxian?"
Seeing Tang San's master and apprentice looking at him with eager eyes, Dark Demon was instantly frightened.
He finally escaped from the seal of Lingshan, but he didn't want to go back there again.
"Master...how about we talk about the topic just now?"
"I suddenly feel that we do have a lot in common!"
"Just like the watermelon you took out, I feel that this watermelon is destined for me!"
???
This is because I have been in Lingshan for a long time, and the mantra has been assimilated by Lingshan, right?
Tang Sanzan took a deep breath, and said immediately: "If you had this attitude earlier, you would have eaten this melon by now!"
The dark demon asked curiously: "Master, are you...really going to exterminate the Buddha?"
Dark Demon still didn't believe it.
Although the clothes these people wear may look a little weird, judging from my many years of experience at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, they are definitely genuine monks!
A monk said he wanted to destroy the Buddha?
This sounds so unreliable!
Tang Sanzan said: "How can this be false?"
"Eat me and let me slowly tell you a story!"
The Dark Demon looked at the watermelon in Tang San's hand, as if there was some weird magic power attracting him, and immediately let down his guard and said:
"Master, this melon of yours smells sweet, so it must taste great, right?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and silently cut the watermelon.
There was some doubt in my heart.
Demon Heart Seed, Dark Demon...
There should be no relationship between the two, right?
Under the gaze of Sun Xingzhe and others, Dark Demon couldn't wait to pick up the watermelon and gnaw it.
With a few pieces of watermelon in his stomach, Sun Xingzhe looked at the dark demon opposite, his pupils shaking violently.
I saw that the Dark Demon, who was originally full of resentment, now had less hatred in his eyes.
It turned out to be a little more kind!
Not only Sun Xingzhe, but even Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin were stunned by this change.
A watermelon can actually make the dark demon of Buddhism a headache start to be kind?
Even Tang Sanzan didn't react to this scene.
I didn't expect the watermelon rewarded by this system to be so effective against the dark demon.
Isn't it a coincidence?
Professional counterpart!
What's more, the purpose of these dark demons is to escape from Lingshan, which is equivalent to being a mortal enemy of Lingshan!
This is a good comrade who has the same goal as me!
"From now on, the master will be our dark demon's ally, and our lord will wait for the master to arrive at Lingshan!"
"Dear Davari, we will get there eventually!"
"The warriors of the Dark Demon Land will break through the seal, hold high the torch of hope, and illuminate every sanctimonious Buddhist land!"
Hearing Dark Demon's words, Tang Sanzong nodded slightly.
Although the strength of this dark demon is not strong, it has a characteristic that it cannot be killed unless someone is willing to recite the scriptures.
But as long as there is resentment in the world, the dark demon will be resurrected again!
"I still have a few melons here, you can share them with your brothers, and then we will meet at the foot of Lingshan together!"
Tang Sanbian took out another sack of watermelon and gave it to Dark Demon.
Seeing the Dark Demon leave with a sack of watermelon, Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment and then said: "Master, is it really okay not to kill him?"
In Zhu Bajie's heart, the image of the dark devil is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
Before the saint retired, he only sealed them at the foot of Lingshan Mountain instead of completely eradicating them!
To cooperate with them is tantamount to seeking skin from a tiger.
"Don't worry, they have the same goal as us, let them cause some trouble for Lingshan first!"
Tang Sanzun touched his chin.
After all, Lingshan has a large number of people, and with the dark demon to restrain it, it can also create time for itself to develop.
After all, no one can guarantee that Tathagata will not notice any abnormality during his journey westward.
Now that I am at the level of a Golden Immortal, I want to overthrow the Western Daxing established by Heaven...
A long way to go!
After dealing with the episode of the dark demon, Tang Sanzan and the others went to see King Zhuzi again.
After informing him that the Jinsheng Palace had been rescued, the king began to wait impatiently. It was not until late at night that there was any movement outside the palace.
"Quick... please come in quickly!"
King Zhuzi heard the sound and shouted with all his strength.
The soldiers outside the door did not dare to stop him and simply let Jin Shenggong enter the palace.
Although she looked disheveled and even her hair was knotted, King Zhuzi recognized her queen immediately.
Jin Shenggong looked at King Zhuzi affectionately: "Your Majesty..."
King Zhu Zi suddenly turned over, got off the bed and staggered over.
"Queen...yue...what does it smell like...vomit..."
King Zhu Zi, who was originally stuck in a date stone because of eating rice dumplings, smelled the smell of Jin Shenggong, and vomited directly...
Jin Shenggong suddenly froze on the spot with an embarrassed look on his face.
"I... I'm fine?"
After vomiting, King Zhu Zi instantly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, and his whole body was refreshed.
"Emperor... empress!"
King Zhu Zi, who felt refreshed, wanted to get closer.
But next second.
"vomit……"
Jin Shenggong was even more embarrassed, and she hurriedly took a few steps back: "Your Majesty, don't blame me. Ever since I was taken away by that monster, fortunately the immortal gave me a treasured garment, so I haven't been caught by that monster."
"The concubine has never dared to take off her feather coat because of this, so...so she hasn't taken a bath in the past three years."
King Zhuzi waved his hand and took another step forward: "It's okay, Queen, I can do it... ugh..."
"Your Majesty, the concubine is going to take a bath first. It was these masters who killed the monster and rescued the concubine!"
King Zhuzi waved his hand and stopped insisting, and asked the lady to take Jinshenggong down to take a bath.
He looked at Master Tang Sanzhu, and said gratefully: "Master really has a wonderful hand, I believe now that Master is definitely a miracle doctor!"
Tang Sanzan: ...
If I had known that your jujube pit was spit out by nausea, why should I go all the way to rescue a biochemical weapon?
(End of this chapter)
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