Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 242 No matter who is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I, Nezha, have to help.
Nezha was almost speechless when he saw the master and disciples playing cards in full swing.

In order to prevent himself from being discovered, he deliberately hid far away, so he couldn't hear what Tang San and the others were saying.

He just looked at the playful and smiling faces of a few people and didn't take the disappearance of the people at all to heart.

"No, my god-sister took me all night to do this. If this continues, something might happen."

Nezha's brows furrowed tightly.

This jade rat spirit learned the practice method of Huanxi Buddha in Lingshan Mountain in the West. What he is best at is the Yin and Yang dual cultivation method.

According to this difficult plan in the script, six young monks from Zhenhai Zenlin Temple were originally arranged for the Jade Rat Spirit as a reward.

But now Zhenhai Chanlin Temple can’t find a single monk, let alone a bald one.

If the Jade Rat Spirit really couldn't help but collect all the killings, this matter would be a big deal.

After all, when he assigned her the task, he made it clear that as long as she didn't touch Tang San's burial, it would be fine, but he didn't say she couldn't touch his disciples.

After hesitating for a moment, Nezha felt that this matter could not be delayed any longer, so he immediately appeared in front of the master and disciples.

Sun Xingzhe and Nezha were old acquaintances, and he immediately said loudly: "Hey, Nezha, why did you come to the lower world today?"

Nezha first bowed to Tang San's funeral, and then said, "I'm here because of my sister's affairs."

Somehow.

Hearing Nezha say the word fuck sister, Tang Sanzian always felt a little weird, but for a moment he couldn't tell what was wrong.

Nezha did not mince words and said straightforwardly: "My father had an exchange with Marshal Tianpeng in the daughter country. I believe the holy monk also knows the specific situation of this difficulty."

"Now that the murderer has been captured by my god-sister, I hope that the holy monk can accompany me to rescue him, so as to complete this disaster!"

According to the requirements of the script, this difficulty requires the disciples and disciples to find the memorial tablets of Li Jing and Nezha in the bottomless pit, and then lead to the heaven.

But now people don't even go to the bottomless pit, let alone find any tablets.

In order to complete this difficult task, Nezha no longer cares about the content of the script.

After all, something went wrong in the last difficulty that the Antarctic Immortal was personally responsible for.

If something really goes wrong if he procrastinates any longer, he doesn't have as much dignity as the Antarctic Immortal, and the Jade Emperor may impose some kind of punishment.

So now the details of the script are no longer important.

Tang Sanzian didn't even stop playing the cards in his hand, and said with a nonchalant expression: "It's okay. It's not the first time that Xiaosha has been captured by a monster. It's not a big problem."

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie also nodded: "Nezha, don't worry, Xiaosha has experience in being captured by monsters!"

"We are not unreasonable people. If we accepted your father's benefits, we can guarantee that this will be a good performance for you!"

"Nezha, please go back. When the time comes, I, Old Sun, will personally go to heaven to invite you and your father to the lower realms. There is absolutely no problem with this difficulty!"

Sun Xingzhe looked at the cards in his hand and gave Nezha a calm look.

Nezha suddenly became anxious.

"You don't know something. My god-sister's cultivation path is extraordinary. She follows the path of the Happy Buddha."

"I'm not worried about her killing Sha Wujun. I'm mainly worried that if my god-sister can't control herself, she'll feed him..."

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the master and the disciples, who were still playfully fighting against the landlord, turned serious.

Nezha thought they finally realized the seriousness of the problem, so he immediately said: "My god-sister's cave is in the bottomless cave of Zengkong Mountain. Please hurry up and follow me there!"

As he spoke, the Hot Wheels appeared under Nezha's feet and he was ready to leave.

"Nezha, are you serious about what you said?" Zhu Bajie's eyes shone brightly, and he stopped Nezha in a flash.

"Can this be fake?"

"If that weren't the case, I wouldn't have to rush over to find you." Tang Sanzong touched his bald head, with a hint of excitement on his face.

"If that's the case, there's no need to worry."

"Come on, come on, keep playing cards and playing cards!"

Nezha was a little confused. Did he not speak clearly enough?
Why do you feel that after I finished speaking, the Buddhist practitioner was not worried, but even more relieved?

"Holy Monk, you may have misunderstood. What I said is that my god-sister is practicing the art of tonic. If I can't resist the killing, I break the sexual precept..."

Tang Sanzun said disapprovingly: "If your god-sister is really capable of taking down Xiao Sha, I would be willing to make an exception and marry your Li family!"

???

Is this a matter of in-laws or not?

You are Buddhist monks!
What kind of thing is it for a disciple of a disciple to marry a monster?
"Holy Monk, I..."

Nezha wanted to say something more, but was impatiently interrupted by Tang Sanzian.

"How come you, a man, have such trouble with your mother-in-law? You were also a person who had trouble in the East China Sea back then. Why do you go back as you live longer?"

"My master promised Xiaosha to find him a wife, so he must keep his word. If the Jade Rat Spirit has the ability, it will be his blessing!"

"Except Xiaosha, who among our Buddhist scripture-seeking team doesn't have a wife?"

Sun Xingzhe immediately raised his hand and defended: "Master, I don't have it!"

"Come on, I heard you talking in your sleep that night. Sister Pianpian shouted very kindly, right?"

Sun Xingzhe's face suddenly turned red.

Only then did Nezha notice that Xingxian, who was sitting next to Zhu Bajie, was almost leaning against him.

Obviously the relationship is extraordinary...

At this moment, Nezha felt that his world view had been subverted.

Is it possible that Buddhists can get married now?
If not, how can we explain the scene before us?
Have all the people who studied the scriptures converted to Buddhism?

Nezha was silent for a moment, not knowing what to say.

The discrepancy between this Buddhist monk and what was written in the script was too great. He seemed to understand why the Antarctic Immortal failed.

"Then holy monk, you also have..."

Tang Sanzun nodded without hesitation: "To be honest, my daughter, the king, is the wife of a poor monk!"

"Holy Monk, Buddhist disciples pay attention to the purity of the six roots. It's enough that your disciples have wives. Why don't you..."

Tang Sanbian played the cards in his hand nonchalantly: "I'm not a serious monk anyway!"

Faced with Nezha, who was the second and fifth son of Heavenly Court together with Erlang God Yang Jian, Tang Sanzong did not make so many twists and turns and said directly:

"Nezha, let me ask you a question."

"Saint monk, please speak!"

Tang Sanzian took a deep breath and said: "I only want to ask you one thing. If I, Tang Sanzian, want to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, will you help me?"

Nezha blurted out without thinking: "Of course I will help. No matter who is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I, Nezha, will definitely come out to help!"

After the words fell, Tang Sanzang looked at Nezha. Nezha also realized that he was outspoken and suddenly looked at Tang Sanzhan with some embarrassment.

The atmosphere is anxious...

Nezha coughed dryly and said, "Ahem, Holy Monk, I just said it casually, but I didn't mean it from my heart!"

(End of this chapter)