Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 243: Lao Sha, I am starving to death today, so I will jump from here... (Thanks to Jing Lei $ for the reward!)

Tang Sanzian looked at Nezha and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Isn't that what you're saying from your heart?

I just know that you are the biggest kid in Heaven. No matter who is causing trouble in Heaven, you have to come out to help Nezha.

"With your words, I feel relieved." Tang Sanzian nodded with great satisfaction.

Nezha's mouth twitched: "Holy Monk, you don't really want to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, do you?"

Tang San buried his mouth and said, "That's not necessarily the case. Maybe we'll make trouble in Lingshan first."

Nezha's eyes lit up: "Is this true?"

"What did you lie to you for?"

"Then don't forget to inform the holy monk to go and see the excitement when the time comes!"

Tang Sanzian glanced at him, smiled calmly, and then said: "Then let me ask you, what is your attitude towards Buddhism?"

"Fomen?"

Nezha hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said: "Since the holy monks are no longer hiding it, I will tell the truth. I, Nezha, and Buddhism are inseparable!"

Seeing that Nezha had such a big complaint against Buddhism, Sun Xingzhe asked doubtfully: "Good brother, have I never heard of any grudges between you and Buddhism?"

"It's a long story."

Mentioning this matter, Nezha said with a face full of reluctance: "Back then, I was young and ignorant. After making a big fuss in the East China Sea, I cut off my flesh and returned it to my mother, and removed my bones to return to my father."

"Later, I was fortunate to receive help from my master, who used green lotus roots as bones and lotus leaves as clothes to reshape my body."

"The first thing I did when I regained my life was to seek revenge against Li Jing. As a result, he begged the Buddha in the West and got an exquisite pagoda, which made me recognize the pagoda as my father..."

This is also the origin of Li Jing's title of King of Tota.

Tang Sanzong remembered that in the original Journey to the West, the reason why Li Jing held up the pagoda anytime and anywhere was because he was afraid that once he put the pagoda down, he would be shot in the back.

After all, the characteristics of the Li family's father and son's filial piety once became well-known to everyone throughout the prehistoric times.

This was the first time Sun Xingzhe heard such secrets, and he immediately patted Nezha on the shoulder comfortingly.

"Brother, you have worked really hard for so many years."

"Oh, it's all in the past."

Nezha waved his hand, obviously not wanting to say more on this topic.

After so many years, in fact, he has long been relieved about the trouble in the East China Sea.

He was just a little bit upset about the fact that Buddhism asked him to recognize a pagoda as his father.

Looking at the entire Three Realms, who else's children would recognize this guy as their father?

Isn't this Chun Chun bullying himself for his young age and treating him as a fool?
"Holy Monk, since you all want to cause trouble in Lingshan, then this difficulty..."

Seeing that these people were so different from the script given to him by the Jade Emperor, Nezha didn't know what to do.

Logically speaking, he should report this emergency.

But they are going to make a big fuss in the Lingshan Mountain, and maybe even in the Heavenly Palace...

This is a good opportunity that has never happened in 800 years!

I, Nezha, have to help with whatever I say!No matter how hard it is, we must try our best to promote this important event!
"Since our team has agreed to this difficult task, we will definitely do a great job."

Tang Sanzian said: "Let's do this. You will go back to Heaven first, and I will lead the disciples to the bottomless pit."

"When the time comes, I'll let the little monkey go up to the sky to find you."

"When it comes to acting, of course you have to do the whole thing."

Nezha was still a little hesitant: "Is this possible?"

"Don't worry, it's not the first time our team has done something like this. All aspects of acting have been approved by the royal family."

"Laojun has agreed to use it!"

"Okay then, I'll go back to heaven and wait for you."

Nezha stepped on the hot wheel back to heaven with hesitation, then turned around and walked into Li Mansion.

Li Jing, who was reading a book at home, almost stumbled when he saw Nezha come in. He hurried to his room and took out the pagoda and held it in his hand.

"Isn't it difficult for me to stare at the bottomless pit in the lower world? Why did I come to heaven today?" Li Jingqiang looked at Nezha pretending to be calm. No one knew that cold sweat was breaking out on his back.

Originally, he thought that by arranging Nezha to go down to the bottom of the world and stare at the bottomless pit, he would be able to relax and not have to hold the broken tower in his hands all day long.

After so many years of bearing weight on one hand, the biceps of his two arms are now not developed at the same level.

During the last Pantao meeting, the Barefoot Immortal asked him with a mocking look why, as a married man, his right arm muscles were more developed than his left arm. He was so embarrassed that he couldn't even speak.

The ugliness of the house can't be exaggerated!

You can't say in front of so many gods that you are still afraid of being beaten by your son, right?

Nezha glanced at Li Jing indifferently, and naturally saw his little thoughts.

But he wasn't broken either.

"Everything is normal now. Tang San's master and disciples have already gone to the bottomless cave in Zengkong Mountain. They must be about to discover the tablets in the cave."

"It won't be long before you go to heaven to look for me, so I'll come back and prepare in advance."

"That's good, that's good!"

Li Jing nervously wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, squeezed out a smile and said, "Thank you for your hard trip to the lower world. Your mother has made some snacks for you, go and try them!"

"Dad still has official duties, so I won't accompany you for now."

Li Jing held the pagoda and prepared to leave.

Nezha suddenly said: "Isn't today your day off?"

"Cough cough..."

Li Jing coughed twice and stopped in embarrassment: "There has been some unrest in heaven recently. I'm going to take a closer look... and see..."

Looking at Li Jing's back, Nezha shook his head speechlessly.

This is a father and son.

It was obvious that both parties wanted to reconcile, but neither of them wanted to break the deadlock first for the sake of face.

……

If the words are divided into two ends, the killing on the other side will be miserable!

Trapped in a bottomless cave in an empty mountain.

There were red silk curtains and festive attire, with many little demons coming and going preparing various kinds of food.

The Jade Rat Spirit couldn't hide the look of disappointment on his face as he watched the murderer tied to the bed finish his work.

You must know that after he tied all the killings to the cave last night, the jade rat spirit couldn't make him submit by coercing and tempting him all night long!

This killer is just like a stinking stone who refuses to eat anything!
This can't help but make the Jade Rat Spirit a little distressed.

If he hadn't known this in advance, he would have thought that the person he captured was Tang Sanfen, a good man who had practiced cultivation for ten generations!
You, a disciple of Tang San Burial, can you be so firm in your Buddhist heart?

"Madam, everything you asked us to prepare is ready!"

At this moment, a little demon appeared in the bedroom holding a small light yellow paper bag.

"The old Chinese medicine doctor at the foot of the mountain said that in order to make this medicine, he made a decision that went against his ancestors and took the maximum dose to ensure it is effective!"

The little demon mysteriously handed the paper package to the hand of the jade rat spirit, glanced at it and then left with an ambiguous look on his face.

But at this moment, Killer had a dark face and looked like he would not let strangers in. He was unmoved by the temptation of the Jade Rat Spirit.

"Fairy, I advise you to let me out quickly. If you wait until my master comes, I'm sure you won't be able to eat and will be walking around!"

"Lao Sha, I will starve to death today. If I jump from here, I won't even get a bite of your food."

"You've never seen anything like killing me before, so don't waste your time on me!"

However, before he could finish his words, he saw a ball of light yellow powder coming towards his face.

next second!
The jade rat spirit's clothes, as thin as cicada wings, slipped off as if they had lost their support, and the whole body clung tightly to Sha Wujin's chest.

"Zhuo! You don't follow martial ethics!"

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(End of this chapter)