Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 244 The killing mission is over: Master, I’m not clean anymore!
Just when the killing task was done and they fell into the bottomless pit, on the other side, Tang San Burian and several others were sitting in Hummers and slowly and leisurely came here.

Aaron said angrily: "Master, the 70-year-old man next to me on a crutch is faster than us. How about I speed up again?"

Seeing the old man look suspiciously at him after limping past him, Aaron felt like he was being despised.

He is the only true dragon in the Three Realms who is about to return to his ancestors, the Hummer that transcends the ages!

One day he can't even fight an old man?

In the Hummer, Tang Sanzong said with a nonchalant expression: "Aaron, you are a full man and don't know how hungry a man is!"

"Just think about the master who found you a wife, but he gave you a full day."

"This is because you have been the third prince and have a relatively high emotional intelligence. Being a teacher has brought you and Hong Suzhen together..."

Speaking of this, Tang San could not help but touch his bald head.

The emotional intelligence of killing everything is probably even more rigid than that of Tang Seng in the original Journey to the West. It is still a question whether the Jade Rat Spirit can win him at this time.

Tang Sanzong looked at Zhu Bajie and immediately asked: "Little Piggy, do you think it's appropriate for us to go there so quickly?"

Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment: "Master, I think it's almost done."

"It's been so long. What should have happened has happened a long time ago. This is Xiao Sha's first time. It won't take so long."

"If nothing happens, we can help by going there early, right?"

It makes sense...

Tang Santang touched his chin and immediately said: "Aaron, listen to Xiaozhuzhu and move forward at full speed!"

Now it seems that there is not much left in Journey to the West.

According to the original plot of Journey to the West, apart from the difficulty of falling into the bottomless pit of Kongshan Mountain, the only remaining female monster is the Jade Rabbit.

If this difficulty had not arranged major events in Xiaosha's life, Tang San would not be able to guarantee that he would be able to find a wife for Xiaosha before the end of Journey to the West.

So this difficulty can be solved even if it is not possible!

If it doesn't work, I can only think of a way to give Xiaosha some medicine...

Tang Sanbian gave an order, and the speed of the Humvee immediately increased.

Not long after, I saw a big mountain blocking the way. I saw a mountain of green on the top of the mountain, with its peaks touching the blue sky and dense trees all around.

On the sunny side, the fragrant Qihuayao grass is fragrant; on the shady side, the waxy snow remains stubborn.

After Sun Xingzhe flew in mid-air and determined his direction, the Humvee quickly stopped in front of the bottomless pit.

Two pretty banshees, holding two wooden buckets in their hands, were fetching water from the well.

Suddenly seeing a huge thing like a Hummer, everyone looked over curiously.

Sun Xingzhe opened the car door respectfully and placed one hand on the top of the car door as usual: "Master, this is a bottomless pit."

"This place has a nice view."

"Who are you, and why do you come to my bottomless pit in the empty mountain?"

Seeing Tang San and others standing at the entrance of their cave, the two banshees looked over with doubts on their faces, feeling that these people looked strange.

"Amitabha, the poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

"I came here today to find a disciple."

Hearing this, the expressions of the two banshees suddenly changed: "Monk, we don't have any of your disciples here!"

"You are dishonest. Did your wife kidnap someone last night?"

Tang Sanzian looked at the two banshees with a smile.

"No...no!" The two banshees shook their heads.

"This can be."

"That's not true!"

Boil!
Do you really think I'm here to perform a skit with you?
Tang Sanbian touched his bald head and his face turned ferocious: "Don't be so damned if you don't eat the toast and you'll have to drink it as a penalty!"

After the words fell, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie silently took out their weapons and aimed at the two banshees.

"I'll ask you one last time, yes or no?" The powerful aura of the Xiantian Lingbao emitted, and before the attack was launched, the two banshees instantly collapsed on the ground.

"Excuse me, our wife did kidnapped a monk last night and planned to get married today, so she ordered the two of us to go outside to get water for a mandarin duck bath..."

I boil!

Xiaosha's progress is good, has she already taken the mandarin duck bath?

"Put away your weapons. Isn't this because the flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple and the whole family is not recognized as one family?"

Tang San Burian immediately asked Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie to put away their weapons, and then walked up to the two banshees with a smile.

"Don't be afraid. Since your wife is going to worship heaven and earth, the poor monk and you can be considered a family."

"The poor monk never points his gun at his own people!"

???

The two banshees looked at Tang San with puzzled expressions.

Why do you feel that when this monk heard that his apprentice was robbed of worship by his wife, instead of being angry, he was actually a little excited? What the hell is that?

"Are you OK?"

Looking at Tang San's buried appearance, the two banshees thought they were dreaming and pinched each other's arms.

After the pain convinced them that they were not hallucinating, the two people asked in disbelief: "Are you okay?"

"Why, your Zengkong Mountain is also rich in plum blossoms?"

Tang Sanzong wiped his bald head helplessly.

This familiar advertising line has a bit of magic in it!

"Little monkey, since the jade rat spirit has been obtained and is ready to worship heaven and earth, we don't have to worry anymore."

"You should go directly to heaven to call King Tota and Nezha right now. The elders of both parties must be present to worship at the High Hall!"

Sun Xingzhe nodded, and a somersault cloud rose into the sky.

Tang Sanzian turned to look at the two banshees again: "Why are you still standing there? Lead the way!"

"Don't you know that the poor monk is the elder on your uncle's side?"

"Can you afford to delay the auspicious time of worshiping the Tang Dynasty?"

"Ah...oh, holy monk, please come this way, please come this way!"

Only then did the two banshees react, dropped the buckets in their hands, and hurried forward to lead the way.

Although I didn't hear the lady say that she had invited guests, these people wanted to go to heaven to invite the King of Tota down, so it should be impossible to fake it.

Maybe she will actually become a lady and an elder in the future!
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...

The bottomless cave extends in all directions. After following the two banshees for more than half an hour, my eyes suddenly opened up, and a large area of ​​pavilions and pavilions appeared.

The two banshees stopped and called into the house.

"Madam, my uncle's master is here!"

The voice just fell.

The door exploded with a bang, and Sha Wujin rushed out, threw himself into Tang San's arms, and said with an aggrieved look: "Master, I'm not clean anymore!"

"You're not a neat person to begin with, are you?"

"No, Master, what I mean is that I was defiled by that jade rat spirit!"

"Oh, I didn't expect him to succeed so quickly."

At this time, the Jade Rat Spirit also walked out of the room, licked his lips, and stared at the back of the murderer with some unfinished thoughts.

Sha Wujin felt as if he was being targeted by an ancient ferocious beast, and his body trembled involuntarily.

"Master, then you have to avenge me!"

Tang Sanbian spread his hands: "Revenge? Revenge for what?"

(End of this chapter)