Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 246 Kill all the work and worship in the church (please collect and recommend monthly tickets)

at the same time.

Outside the bottomless pit, Sun Xingzhe, Li Jing, and Nezha walked in, talking and laughing.

Li Jing carefully held the pagoda in his hand and said with some confusion: "Great Sage, you asked me to come over to witness the marriage of the Jade Rat Spirit. Are you kidding me?"

Ever since Nezha returned home, Li Jing had made preparations for the lower realm.

But what he didn't expect was that Sun Xingzhe's first words after meeting him were to ask them, father and son, to come to the lower world to witness the marriage.

According to the script he gave his goddaughter, this tribulation was a drama to kidnap Tang San and force him to get married.

But Nezha clearly told himself that there was something wrong with this incident. The one the jade rat spirit abducted was the one who killed him.
Sun Xingzhe's face became serious: "If you are joking, you will know when you get in. Master takes this matter very seriously anyway!"

Do pilgrims take this seriously?
Li Jing's heart skipped a beat, and a bad feeling suddenly came over him.

Could it be that she, the goddaughter, didn't catch Tang San's burial, and instead wanted to force that killer to get married in this bottomless pit?
broken!

When I first told her about it, I was so focused on asking her to pay attention to Tang San's burial that I forgot to tell her that these disciples couldn't move either!

The more Li Jing thought about it, the more likely he felt that this was possible!
Like what my goddaughter can do!
No wonder Sun Xing, a lawless man, went to the Li Mansion to invite me respectfully this time.

Are you trying to trick me by saying something sarcastic?
Li Jing immediately stopped and said with a serious face: "Great Sage, since you have come all the way to invite me to the lower world, I will definitely handle this matter beautifully for you!"

Sun Xingzhe glanced at Li Jing in confusion, not understanding why this old boy suddenly became serious.

But after hearing what he said, she nodded indifferently: "As long as you understand the seriousness of the matter."

really!

Li Jing is now more and more certain that this Buddhist monk is telling the truth by asking Sun Xingzhe to go to heaven to find him!

call--

When you see that goddaughter who has no idea of ​​life or death, you must go up and teach her a lesson as soon as possible!
You must leave a good impression in front of the pilgrims!

After all, I had been preparing for this tribulation for so long, and I had even consulted with Marshal Tianpeng beforehand. I couldn’t let the pilgrims be dissatisfied because of the fact that everything was done!
Thinking of this, Li Jing couldn't help but tighten his grip on the pagoda in his hand.

The three people walked into the bottomless pit and saw two red candles in the lobby and a big "囍" on the wall from a distance. Li Jing became more sure of his thoughts.

Just as he was about to enter the inner hall, Li Jing felt that the time had come to show off. He immediately stepped forward and kicked open the door.

He raised the pagoda in his hand and shouted involuntarily: "Naughty girl, the pagoda king Li Jing is here, why don't you surrender quickly?"

"Ah~"

When the Jade Rat Spirit heard Li Jing's voice, he screamed in fright.

"Holy Monk, this rebellious woman dares to collude with a master to force her to get married. I, Li Jing, will not spare her today!"

Li Jing thought that although his actions were a show after the fact, they should more or less allow those who wanted to learn from him to see his sincerity.

"You have two arms?"

Tang San was sitting on the main seat, looking at Li Jing who was holding the pagoda like a fool, his face turned dark instantly.

"what?"

Li Jing then opened his eyes and looked inside the house. Except for the Jade Rat Spirit, who was startled by him, the house was covered with red silk, and it was clearly a festive look.

"This...what's the matter?"

"Haha, I asked the little monkey with good intentions to go to heaven to invite you to come down and be a high priest. Is this what you did?"

Only then did Sun Xingzhe, who was talking to Nezha, react and immediately grabbed Li Jing's collar.

"Li Jing, are you okay?"

"Master asked me to respectfully invite you to come and serve as a teacher. Is this your attitude?"

"Cough cough..."

Li Jing coughed twice, looked at the situation in the room, and subconsciously scratched his scalp.

Something's not right?

It is true that the people who want to get married are Sha Wu Jin and Jade Rat Spirit, but what does it mean that Tang San is sitting on the main seat and smiling?
Is it possible that everything this monkey said was not ironic?
Did I get it wrong?
Although he didn't understand it clearly, Li Jing was an experienced veteran working in Tianting after all. He immediately changed the subject and said:
"Great Sage, if I said that this is my special ceremony to wish my beloved daughter a happy wedding, would you believe it?" If others dared to talk to him like this, Li Jing would have taken action long ago. No matter how bad it was, he would have asked Nezha to teach him a lesson.

But this monkey has made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and in Nezha's eyes, he is like a brother.

Li Jing had no doubts. If Nezha was asked to choose between himself and Sun Xingzhe, who would Nezha choose?

At this point, Li Jing is still self-aware.

This time, before Sun Xingzhe could speak, Tang Sanbian, who was sitting in the main seat, spoke.

"King Li Tian has come all the way, so the poor monk naturally believes in this sincerity..."

"As the elder of the Jade Rat Spirit, you came to attend the wedding of my apprentice and the Jade Rat Spirit. You held up this pagoda as soon as you entered. Do you want to treat this pagoda as a gift?"

Tang Sanzian had a kind smile on his face.

Li Jing's face immediately showed a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Holy Monk, this...this..."

"You didn't come empty-handed, right?" Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows, and immediately looked at Sun Xingzhe with an unhappy expression.

"Little monkey, did I tell you before I went that I would ask the King of Heaven to come down to the next realm to witness the marriage?"

"Master, I told him as soon as I went to heaven. He also emphasized to me several times along the way to confirm the situation."

When Sun Xingzhe spoke, he looked at Li Jing speechlessly.

Now everyone's eyes stopped on Li Jing.

Even Nezha stared directly at him, which made Li Jing feel numb.

This pagoda was given to him by the ancient Buddha Ran Deng. On the one hand, the purpose was to enable Li Jing to subdue Nezha, and on the other hand, it was also to connect Nezha with Buddhism.

So he wouldn't dare give it away casually no matter what.

"Holy...Holy Monk, this pagoda is really not convenient for delivery..."

Tang San's burial naturally had no hope of getting Li Jing to take out the pagoda as a dowry.

He just said it casually to give Li Jing a boost.

"Okay, for the sake of Jade Rat Spirit and Nezha, I won't argue with you anymore, so I will give the merit of this hardship as a dowry to the newlyweds."

"Do you have any comments?"

Opinion?

A hint of bitterness suddenly appeared on Li Jing's face.

The Buddhist Lingji Bodhisattva has offended you, and now I don’t even know where to drink milk.

Kuimulang, one of the 28 constellations in heaven, was beaten to pieces in the lower realm.

What opinions do I have?
"Since the holy monks have already made the decision, I naturally have no objection, but if the Buddhists know about the marriage, there may be something wrong..."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said disapprovingly: "You don't need to worry about it. Am I a Buddhist or are you a Buddhist?"

"I called you over to ask you to be the high-ranking official. You just sit there honestly. Why do you care so much?"

"Does Buddhism have your father or your mother? Do you value Buddhism so much?"

Li Jing laughed awkwardly a few times, not daring to say anything more, and sat down beside Tang San Bian.

Seeing that his godfather really collapsed in front of Tang San's funeral, the Jade Rat Spirit immediately pulled Sha Wujin and knelt in front of him.

Sun Xingzhe acted as the master of ceremonies: "We worship the heaven and the earth!"

Tang Sanzian frowned: "Everyone has already knelt down, so there is no need to bow to heaven and earth."

Sun Xingzhe immediately changed his words and said: "Then just worship Gaotang directly!"

After finishing the killing, he still wanted to say something, but his head was directly held down by the jade rat spirit, and the two of them kowtowed to Tang San Bian and Li Jing.

(End of this chapter)