Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 247 Li Jing and his son (please collect and recommend monthly tickets)
Seeing that the killing mission was over and the Jade Rat Spirit was paying homage to the hall, Tang Sanzong also let out a long sigh of relief.

Xiao Sha’s personal problem was finally solved.

"Greetings to the master, hello to the godfather!"

The Jade Rat Spirit was able to escape from Buddhism and became his godfather to Li Jing. Seeing that his eyesight was certainly not low, he immediately changed his mind.

Tang Sanzian burst out laughing: "Xiao Sha, Jade Rat, get up quickly!"

"Today is such a happy day, I don't have anything to give you for the time being, but I have decided to give all the merits of this difficult time to you!"

After Tang Sanzian finished speaking, he looked at Li Jing, who was sitting next to him without saying a word, and immediately poked him with his arm.

"Lao Li, can you say something?"

Li Jing, who was a little distracted, finally realized what he was doing. He glanced at Sha Wu Jin and Jade Rat Jing with complicated eyes, and nodded reluctantly.

Sha Wujin said: "Master, I still feel it's a little too fast, I..."

"Bye husband and wife!"

Sha Wujin was once again forced to worship the Jade Rat Spirit.

"Don't be like this, I'm not..."

The jade rat spirit kissed him on the lips, directly interrupting the killing words.

The murderous eyes suddenly stared like bells...

After the couple's obeisance was over, Xia Wujin still felt that his head was dizzy.

Tang Sanzian couldn't help but said angrily: "Xiaosha, why are you still standing there? Why don't you hurry up and have a bridal chamber with me?"

Hearing this word, he immediately felt his legs become weak: "Huh? Are you still coming?"

However, the Jade Rat Spirit's eyes suddenly shone, and he immediately grabbed Sha Wujin's shoulders and dragged him into the room.

Killer has already been replenished several times, and now his body is weak. Who is the opponent of the Jade Rat Essence?

The end is obviously obvious, the jade rat spirit has drugged me again...

Tang San was silent for a moment, and then said to Zhu Bajie: "Little Piggy, didn't there still be another kidney from the sika deer in Bhikkhu Kingdom last time?"

"Let's do this. I'll be generous and give it to Xiaosha."

Zhu Bajie chuckled: "Okay, Master, I'll let the little demons here stew the kidneys for Xiaosha!"

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After drinking and eating, Nezha dragged Li Jing, who was already unsteady on his feet, out of the bottomless pit.

Being blown by the cold wind from the troposphere, Li Jing suddenly felt his cheeks hurt, and his whole body became much more energetic.

He opened his eyes drowsily and found that he was being lifted by Nezha's shoulders. He was so frightened that his face turned purple on the spot.

"Pagoda... where is my pagoda?"

Li Jing immediately rummaged around his waist in a hurry.

"Okay, stop looking for it, your broken tower is here."

Seeing Li Jing's anxious look, Nezha threw the pagoda helplessly.

This is the King of Tota!

After drinking some wine, I no longer know my last name.

"Ahem, son, where are we going?"

After taking over the pagoda, Li Jing seemed to have a backbone and became more courageous.

"Where else can we go?"

"The bottomless pit thing is over, of course I'm going back to heaven to resume my life."

Nezha glanced angrily at Li Jing, who was pretending to be calm.

"Hey, how can I explain this to the Jade Emperor?"

At the mention of this, Li Jing's face was filled with sadness.

To outsiders, this difficulty seems to have followed a script.

The Buddhist disciples and masters have indeed reached the bottomless pit.

The Jade Rat Spirit also performed the drama of getting married according to the script.But the key problem is that not only the leading actors of this scene have been changed, but even the originally agreed script has been faked by the Jade Rat Spirit...

How can I go to heaven to give an explanation to the Jade Emperor?

"What's so difficult about this? Others don't know what happened anyway. Can't they just tell the Jade Emperor that everything is normal?"

"Or do you have masochistic tendencies and want the Jade Emperor to punish you?"

"The merits of the Journey to the West can only be officially distributed after the Journey to the West. The person in charge is Taibai Jinxing. What are you worried about?"

Nezha shook his head disdainfully.

Why is he such a coward when he is a great god of the Santan Haihui?

"Is this okay?" Li Jing still felt a little guilty.

Nezha frowned: "It's already like this whether it works or not, what else can we do?"

"I'm not talking about you. Over the years, you have looked like a Tota King in Heaven. You have done so much hard work. Do you think the Jade Emperor has any ideas about promoting you?"

"You only get that little money a month, which is not as high as my salary. I don't understand how you can still work so hard?"

Li Jing's face immediately became a little ugly.

But he really couldn't refute this.

Although I am a rebellious son who will help no matter who makes trouble in heaven.

But once you do a favor, your salary will go up!
On the other hand, if I listen to the Jade Emperor's words honestly, work hard and rush to the front line without complaining, in the end, my salary is not as high as that of the rebel boy in Heaven!
Who is this to reason with?

Li Jing smiled, and then his face became serious: "My son, you said that we told the Jade Emperor that everything is normal about this difficulty, so should we inform the Buddhists again..."

Nezha interrupted him directly: "Okay, you hold the Buddhist door all day long to give you this broken tower. What's the use of it besides being able to fend off the Jade Emperor?"

"Do you really think of Buddhism as your backstage?"

Nezha said angrily: "After so many years, if I wanted to beat you, I would have had the chance to do it."

Li Jing scratched his scalp in embarrassment.

Although he had seen over the years that Nezha had no intention of doing anything to him, neither father nor son broke through this layer of window paper.

Now that Nezha was the first to say it, he felt a little embarrassed.

"Haha, I'm used to this Tana, I'm used to it..."

As the pagoda king of heaven, he held up a pagoda given by Buddhism in front of the Jade Emperor all day long.

Isn’t this just plain telling the Jade Emperor that I am the Buddhist spy?
Look at the many big men in the Thunder Department of Heaven. In terms of strength and status, which one is not more powerful than you, the King of Tota?

But why does the Jade Emperor arrange for you to go out to work whenever something happens, no matter how big or small, don't you have any idea?
I really don’t know what your motivation is for doing this in Heaven. If it were me, Nezha, I would have made a big fuss in Heaven!
"All the merits of this hardship have been given away, and there is no benefit to us. There is no need to cause trouble for ourselves."

"You don't want the Jade Emperor to take advantage of you and say you have both ends, right?"

Li Jing hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "What my son said makes sense, so let's explain this difficulty like this."

"But why do I feel like you are deliberately covering up that Tang San Burian today..."

Nezha followed Li Jing's words and continued: "If he hadn't promised me that he would cause trouble in Heaven, I wouldn't be too lazy..."

At this point, Nezha immediately closed his mouth.

Li Jing's face suddenly became like a briquette: "I knew your purpose in speaking to Tang Sanzian was not pure!"

Nezha stopped pretending: "Putting aside the facts, just tell me whether you listen to me or not!"

Li Jing was stunned for a few seconds, and then nodded with an aggrieved look.

To be honest, he didn't want to be punished by the Jade Emperor, especially when the Antarctic Immortal's previous difficulty went awry, and the Jade Emperor wanted to use this difficulty to show off.

If he knew something was wrong with this problem, he might get furious again...

Shortly after the father and son left, the giant spirit god hiding behind the Nantian Gate came out sweating profusely.

He just went on a errand out of boredom. When he saw Li Jing and his son appearing, he was so frightened that he stepped forward to greet them.

But halfway through the journey, he was stunned when he heard the four words "making havoc in heaven" coming out of Nezha's mouth.

"My dear, I have only been the gatekeeper for a short time, and I don't want to die yet!"

"No, no, it depends on who will do the work in Nantianmen. Even if I am demoted today, I still have to throw this hot potato out!"

(End of this chapter)