Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 248: The Giant Spirit God wants to transfer posts (please collect and recommend monthly tickets)

After Li Jing and his son unified their thoughts, they immediately came to the Lingxiao Palace to pay homage to the Jade Emperor.

Li Jing dragged the pagoda with one hand, saluted the Jade Emperor and said: "Your Majesty, the first disaster in the bottomless pit has been successfully concluded. Now Tang San's master and apprentice are about to leave for the next disaster. We, father and son, are here to return. !”

"it is good!"

The Jade Emperor happily patted the armrest of the chair and stood up.

"Rewards, I have many rewards!"

"This difficulty has brought out the magnificence of my Heavenly Court. King Li Tian, ​​please write down this difficulty as a material, and then send a copy to the Antarctic Immortal."

"So that he will know that what his Antarctic Immortal can do, my Heavenly Court can also do, and what his Antarctic Immortal cannot do, my Heavenly Court can still do!"

"I carry the name of Yuanshi Tianzun's disciple all day long, and I really think that the Three Realms will not change without him!"

The Antarctic Immortals came to the Lingxiao Palace to intervene in the catastrophe of the Journey to the West. Although the Jade Emperor did not have a fit on the spot, it did not mean that they could bear it.

Now that he finally had the opportunity to be sarcastic, he naturally wouldn't let it go.

By the way, I can also knock on the people who explain the teachings in the three realms.

Everyone is enjoying the power brought by heaven, doing nothing at all, and just thinking about getting paid. How can there be such a good thing in the world?
Although the Jade Emperor couldn't punish them openly, this incident was enough to slap them in the face!
"I will give King Li another flat peach!"

The Jade Emperor thought for a while and added another reward.

Li Jing's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but say: "Your Majesty, the peach trees are gone, how can there be any peach trees left?"

"Last time Erlang Zhenjun brought the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass up and said that it was possible that the nine-headed insect had stolen the peach tree. However, the nine-headed insect was in the midst of a calamity on its journey to the west. Now it has already been martyred, and the peach tree is unknown. trace……"

"Then... then I'll reward you with one more of Lao Jun's Nine Turns Golden Pill!"

The corner of Li Jing's mouth twitched again: "Your Majesty, I have been missing for several days, and our heavenly elixir is already in short supply."

Jade Emperor: ...

"That's all, I will remember your merits. When the merits of the journey to the west are reduced, I will share more with you!"

Your Majesty, actually traveling to the west has no merit...

This time Li Jing resisted saying this. If the Jade Emperor knew about it, he might even have a cerebral thrombosis and be angry!
Li Jing didn't expect any reward from the Jade Emperor.

After reporting their work, Li Jing and Nezha walked out of the Lingxiao Palace.

Li Jing said with some distress: "My son, the Jade Emperor asked me to write a material and also send a copy to the Antarctic Immortal. How should I write this?"

Nezha didn't take it seriously: "What's so difficult about writing this? Can't you just expand it according to the outline of this difficult script?"

"If it doesn't work, just write according to this difficult fact and replace all the killings with Tang San's burial. Isn't everything quite reasonable?"

Li Jing thought about what Nezha said, and it seemed that there was some truth to it.

This difficulty would be perfect as long as the roles were reversed.

"My son indeed has the appearance of a saint. My father was too blind to notice it before!"

Li Jing gave Nezha a thumbs up.

The pagoda in his hand naturally hung on his waist.

This thing is really hard to hold, but now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, who can still hold it up!

The father and son walked all the way towards Li Mansion, but were stopped by the Giant Spirit God halfway.

"The king of heaven, the third prince, and the little god have something to ask of you!"

Li Jing was slightly stunned, and then said: "Julingshen, you have just been promoted to the gatekeeper general of Nantianmen. I have something important to do these days and I haven't congratulated you yet. What can I ask of you?"

Hearing this, the Giant Spirit God said with a depressed expression: "Please also ask the King of Heaven to transfer me from the position of chief gatekeeper of Nantianmen!"

"Why is this?"

Li Jing's face was full of doubts.

You must know that any position with some popularity in Heaven is determined by the list of gods.

It can be said that if you don't have it when you are born, you will basically have no chance in this life.

In the entire 800 years of heaven, there may not be a chance for promotion or salary increase.This giant spirit god actually wants to push this pie-in-the-sky thing out?

The giant spirit god glanced at Nezha timidly.

The words "Havoc in Heaven" were like a life-threatening charm, constantly echoing in his mind.

"He is such a king. My wife is suffering from postpartum depression, so I want to go back and be with her."

"As for official positions, it's okay for you to be demoted. The little god won't have any complaints!"

Li Jing nodded as if he suddenly understood: "That's right, I can understand it."

Li Jing had a deep understanding of postpartum depression when Yin Shiniang was three years pregnant and gave birth to Nezha.

"The job transfer is not a big problem, but I have to find a suitable person to change with you..."

Li Jing did not agree immediately.

After all, Nantianmen is no better than the other three Tianmen.

As the Tianmen with the largest flow of people in Heaven, it is the face of the entire Heaven. The gatekeeper must have a name.

The Giant Spirit God immediately said: "King of Heaven, I already have a candidate in mind. Clairvoyant and Shunfeng'er have said before that they want to come to Nantianmen."

"The two of them have sharp ears and eyes. It would be great if they came to guard the door!"

Although these two people are not very talented, their natal magical powers are ears and eyes, which are perfect for looking at doors.

"Okay, I'll give the order when I get back!"

"Thank you Heavenly King!"

The Giant Spirit God knelt on the ground and watched Li Jing and Nezha walk away before letting out a heavy breath.

There was a layer of fine beads of sweat between his brows.

"As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist. If something happens to you, please don't blame me. It's your voluntary duty to guard Nantian Gate."

……

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Li Jing and Nezha, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host’s cultivation has been upgraded to the sixth level of Taiyi Golden Immortal! 】

In the bottomless pit, Tang Sanzong felt the sudden increase in power, with an intoxicated expression on his face.

Sun Xingzhe asked: "Master, what are you thinking about, so happy?"

Zhu Bajie chuckled: "I guess the master saw Xiaosha entering the bridal chamber, and he must be missing his wife!"

Tang Sanbian said angrily: "Stop your dirty thoughts, I don't think about those!"

"Then what is Master thinking about?"

Tang Sanzian said: "I'm thinking about Nezha."

???

Zhu Bajie immediately covered his butt and couldn't help but said: "Master, when did you still have this hobby?"

When Sun Xingzhe saw the action of killing eight realms, he suddenly felt a chill in his body.

Tang Sanzong looked at the two apprentices with a dark look on his face, and said angrily: "What are you thinking? I'll just say you have dirty thoughts!"

"I was thinking that Nezha has three heads and six arms. If he had a cerebral thrombosis, would it be a cerebral thrombosis, or would he have cerebral thrombosis in all three heads?"

???

Sun Xingzhe frowned: "Master, your brain circuit is a little... somewhat admirable!"

Zhu Bajie said quietly: "Master, I don't know if Nezha has cerebral thrombosis, but I feel that there is a high probability that you have..."

"Same feeling!"

Sun Xingzhe gave Zhu Bajie a thumbs up.

(End of this chapter)