Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 252: Who told you that bald people must be monks?
Chapter 252 Who told you that bald people must be monks?
Godless!
"Lawless?" Tang Sanzian exclaimed in surprise.
Guanyin looked at Tang Sanzian with a puzzled face and asked, "How do you know?"
"When this guy was born, Tathagata Buddha and the Ancient Buddha of Burning Lights took action together and barely suppressed him. It is said that he was born without being bound by rules, so he gave himself the name Wutian."
"There is indeed a sense of lawlessness."
Tang Sanzian nodded, then sighed.
Things are getting more and more complicated, even Wutian comes out...
Shouldn't this thing be something that happens after learning the scriptures?
I'm still having a hard time learning about the experience. What's going on with you coming out of Wutian?
Force me to speed up?
"Is he making any moves now?" Tang Sanzian asked.
"That's not true. He has been staying in the Dark Demon Land since he was born, as if he was waiting for something..."
Tang Sanzian had a strange expression on his face.
This Wutian...could he also eat watermelon?
When he was in the Zhuzi Kingdom, he gave the dark demon a bag of watermelon and formed a short-lived alliance.
That Wutian...could he be waiting for me?
Darling, if that's the case, that's really cool!
A natural ally!
"I know this, do you have anything else to add?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and prepared to return to the Humvee.
Guanyin hurriedly stopped him, "One more thing, destroying France is not easy."
"Oh?"
Tang Sanzian stopped and looked at Guanyin with doubt in his eyes.
"The difficulty of destroying France was not included when I first inspected the route for pilgrimage to the West. It was only after the Joyous Buddha reported it to the World Honored One that I added it specifically."
"And I recently discovered that the World Honored One arranged for the Dragon-Subduing Arhat to descend to the lower realm just to keep an eye on this difficulty. I don't know the specific reason yet."
Guanyin was equally confused.
When Tathagata asked her to add the destruction of France to the Journey to the West script, she came over specifically to inspect it and found nothing unusual.
Tathagata Buddha has spoken, so she can only obey.
Until some time ago, she discovered that the Dragon-Subduing Arhat among the Eighteen Arhats had not checked in at Lingshan recently.
After asking Tathagata Buddha, she found out that Arhat, the subdued dragon, had gone down to France to destroy France on business.
As for what exactly he was doing, Buddha looked mysterious and did not tell Guanyin.
Intuition tells Guanyin that destroying France is not as simple as it seems.
Otherwise, Buddha would not have sent an Arhat down to keep an eye on it.
Guanyin's words made Tang Sanzong think deeply.
There is not much description of the difficulty of destroying France in the original work, and Tang San's funeral was unable to deduce the secret hidden in it from the details.
"Has Tathagata already begun to doubt you?"
Guanyin shook his head: "Probably not. I am still fully responsible for the journey to the west to obtain scriptures. It is just that the Buddha of Joy and the Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon intervened in the problem of destroying France."
"I have no way of knowing what happened in this difficulty, so I came here to let you know."
"You...you can do it yourself."
Guanyin sighed, immediately climbed onto the lotus platform and left.
Although restricted by Tang Sanzong's control, somehow, Guanyin now had the idea to support Tang Sanzong's overthrow of Lingshan.
And as Tang San buried her master and apprentice closer to Lingshan, this thought in her heart became stronger!
That's why she took advantage of the reasons reported in the script and made a special trip to the lower world to inform Tang San of the situation.
"I hope I didn't press the wrong treasure."
"Now the people in Lingshan are very complaining about the World Honored One. If this continues, there will be big problems inside Lingshan before Tang Sanzong arrives!" After Guanyin left, Tang Sanzong got into the Hummer with a solemn expression.
Whether it was Wutian's birth or the strange difficulty of destroying France, Tang Sanzong felt that things were getting weird.
"Master, the two Buddhas of Buddhism, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, are focused on destroying France, and they even sent down a dragon-subduing Arhat. Doesn't this seem unusual?"
Sun Xingzhe also had a solemn expression.
This is the second time since I embarked on the journey to seek scriptures that I have encountered a disaster that even Buddhism attaches great importance to, except Shituoling.
"There must be a road for cars to reach the mountain, and for boats to reach the bridge, it will be straight. Don't worry!"
Tang San in France had to go to the funeral no matter what. On the one hand, it was to check in for the system. On the other hand, the more Buddhism valued something, the more he had to find ways to mess with it!
The atmosphere in the car also became tense.
Not long after, the Humvee stopped in front of the French city gate.
I saw a dozen soldiers in armor at the city gate, strictly checking the people who wanted to enter the city.
"Master, is it possible that this bloody demon that destroys France is related to Shura of the Sea of Blood?"
Zhu Bajie stuck his nose out of the car window and smelled the smell of blood in the air.
Although he could tell that the smell of blood was not caused by evil spirits, it was not normal for a mortal country to have such a strong smell of blood.
Tang Sanzian sighed: "Whether it is related to Blood Sea Shura is hard to say yet."
"But the French King is indeed murderous!"
"Guanyin didn't elaborate on it before, but my teacher probably knows better. The smell of blood was caused by King Destroyer's killing of the monks."
"If the teacher's expectations are correct, he will only have four monks left to achieve his goal of killing 1 monks."
Zhu Bajie's face suddenly stiffened: "Does that mean this place is waiting to kill four of our masters and disciples?"
Tang Sanzian nodded: "You can think so."
While the master and apprentice were talking, the interrogation team finally reached them, and two soldiers holding simple knives came forward.
When he saw Tang Sanzong's shiny bald head through the car window, the soldier was stunned for a few seconds, and then he shouted excitedly:
"Come here, brothers!"
"Monk, a monk is here!"
As his voice sounded, all the soldiers at the city gate rushed around.
Everyone's eyes lit up when they looked at Tang Sanzhan.
"What the hell, who told you that bald people are monks?"
Tang Sanzong kicked the car door open and walked out with a fierce look.
Sun Xingzhe followed closely, Zhu Bajie and Xingxian, and Sha Wujin and Jade Rat Spirit also walked down one after another.
Without saying a word, Tang Sanzhan grabbed the soldier who was yelling at the beginning and lifted him up with a slight force.
Then he took out the customs clearance document Li Shimin made for him from his pocket and threw it in his face.
"Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am a special envoy from the Tang Dynasty!"
"Which fucking monk have you ever seen who went out with his family and wife?"
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie even bared their teeth at the soldier appropriately, which frightened the soldier so much that he peed on the spot.
He opened the customs clearance document with trembling hands.
Seeing the writing on it and the jade seal covering it, I was so frightened that I closed my eyes and passed out.
"Who else dares to stop me?"
Tang Sanzong let go of the soldiers with a look of disgust and glanced around. No one of the soldiers guarding the city dared to look at him.
"Remember next time, don't rush to call someone a monk when you see a bald head, maybe it will be your third master!"
(End of this chapter)
Godless!
"Lawless?" Tang Sanzian exclaimed in surprise.
Guanyin looked at Tang Sanzian with a puzzled face and asked, "How do you know?"
"When this guy was born, Tathagata Buddha and the Ancient Buddha of Burning Lights took action together and barely suppressed him. It is said that he was born without being bound by rules, so he gave himself the name Wutian."
"There is indeed a sense of lawlessness."
Tang Sanzian nodded, then sighed.
Things are getting more and more complicated, even Wutian comes out...
Shouldn't this thing be something that happens after learning the scriptures?
I'm still having a hard time learning about the experience. What's going on with you coming out of Wutian?
Force me to speed up?
"Is he making any moves now?" Tang Sanzian asked.
"That's not true. He has been staying in the Dark Demon Land since he was born, as if he was waiting for something..."
Tang Sanzian had a strange expression on his face.
This Wutian...could he also eat watermelon?
When he was in the Zhuzi Kingdom, he gave the dark demon a bag of watermelon and formed a short-lived alliance.
That Wutian...could he be waiting for me?
Darling, if that's the case, that's really cool!
A natural ally!
"I know this, do you have anything else to add?"
Tang Sanzian nodded and prepared to return to the Humvee.
Guanyin hurriedly stopped him, "One more thing, destroying France is not easy."
"Oh?"
Tang Sanzian stopped and looked at Guanyin with doubt in his eyes.
"The difficulty of destroying France was not included when I first inspected the route for pilgrimage to the West. It was only after the Joyous Buddha reported it to the World Honored One that I added it specifically."
"And I recently discovered that the World Honored One arranged for the Dragon-Subduing Arhat to descend to the lower realm just to keep an eye on this difficulty. I don't know the specific reason yet."
Guanyin was equally confused.
When Tathagata asked her to add the destruction of France to the Journey to the West script, she came over specifically to inspect it and found nothing unusual.
Tathagata Buddha has spoken, so she can only obey.
Until some time ago, she discovered that the Dragon-Subduing Arhat among the Eighteen Arhats had not checked in at Lingshan recently.
After asking Tathagata Buddha, she found out that Arhat, the subdued dragon, had gone down to France to destroy France on business.
As for what exactly he was doing, Buddha looked mysterious and did not tell Guanyin.
Intuition tells Guanyin that destroying France is not as simple as it seems.
Otherwise, Buddha would not have sent an Arhat down to keep an eye on it.
Guanyin's words made Tang Sanzong think deeply.
There is not much description of the difficulty of destroying France in the original work, and Tang San's funeral was unable to deduce the secret hidden in it from the details.
"Has Tathagata already begun to doubt you?"
Guanyin shook his head: "Probably not. I am still fully responsible for the journey to the west to obtain scriptures. It is just that the Buddha of Joy and the Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon intervened in the problem of destroying France."
"I have no way of knowing what happened in this difficulty, so I came here to let you know."
"You...you can do it yourself."
Guanyin sighed, immediately climbed onto the lotus platform and left.
Although restricted by Tang Sanzong's control, somehow, Guanyin now had the idea to support Tang Sanzong's overthrow of Lingshan.
And as Tang San buried her master and apprentice closer to Lingshan, this thought in her heart became stronger!
That's why she took advantage of the reasons reported in the script and made a special trip to the lower world to inform Tang San of the situation.
"I hope I didn't press the wrong treasure."
"Now the people in Lingshan are very complaining about the World Honored One. If this continues, there will be big problems inside Lingshan before Tang Sanzong arrives!" After Guanyin left, Tang Sanzong got into the Hummer with a solemn expression.
Whether it was Wutian's birth or the strange difficulty of destroying France, Tang Sanzong felt that things were getting weird.
"Master, the two Buddhas of Buddhism, Tathagata Buddha and Happy Buddha, are focused on destroying France, and they even sent down a dragon-subduing Arhat. Doesn't this seem unusual?"
Sun Xingzhe also had a solemn expression.
This is the second time since I embarked on the journey to seek scriptures that I have encountered a disaster that even Buddhism attaches great importance to, except Shituoling.
"There must be a road for cars to reach the mountain, and for boats to reach the bridge, it will be straight. Don't worry!"
Tang San in France had to go to the funeral no matter what. On the one hand, it was to check in for the system. On the other hand, the more Buddhism valued something, the more he had to find ways to mess with it!
The atmosphere in the car also became tense.
Not long after, the Humvee stopped in front of the French city gate.
I saw a dozen soldiers in armor at the city gate, strictly checking the people who wanted to enter the city.
"Master, is it possible that this bloody demon that destroys France is related to Shura of the Sea of Blood?"
Zhu Bajie stuck his nose out of the car window and smelled the smell of blood in the air.
Although he could tell that the smell of blood was not caused by evil spirits, it was not normal for a mortal country to have such a strong smell of blood.
Tang Sanzian sighed: "Whether it is related to Blood Sea Shura is hard to say yet."
"But the French King is indeed murderous!"
"Guanyin didn't elaborate on it before, but my teacher probably knows better. The smell of blood was caused by King Destroyer's killing of the monks."
"If the teacher's expectations are correct, he will only have four monks left to achieve his goal of killing 1 monks."
Zhu Bajie's face suddenly stiffened: "Does that mean this place is waiting to kill four of our masters and disciples?"
Tang Sanzian nodded: "You can think so."
While the master and apprentice were talking, the interrogation team finally reached them, and two soldiers holding simple knives came forward.
When he saw Tang Sanzong's shiny bald head through the car window, the soldier was stunned for a few seconds, and then he shouted excitedly:
"Come here, brothers!"
"Monk, a monk is here!"
As his voice sounded, all the soldiers at the city gate rushed around.
Everyone's eyes lit up when they looked at Tang Sanzhan.
"What the hell, who told you that bald people are monks?"
Tang Sanzong kicked the car door open and walked out with a fierce look.
Sun Xingzhe followed closely, Zhu Bajie and Xingxian, and Sha Wujin and Jade Rat Spirit also walked down one after another.
Without saying a word, Tang Sanzhan grabbed the soldier who was yelling at the beginning and lifted him up with a slight force.
Then he took out the customs clearance document Li Shimin made for him from his pocket and threw it in his face.
"Open your dog eyes and see clearly, I am a special envoy from the Tang Dynasty!"
"Which fucking monk have you ever seen who went out with his family and wife?"
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie even bared their teeth at the soldier appropriately, which frightened the soldier so much that he peed on the spot.
He opened the customs clearance document with trembling hands.
Seeing the writing on it and the jade seal covering it, I was so frightened that I closed my eyes and passed out.
"Who else dares to stop me?"
Tang Sanzong let go of the soldiers with a look of disgust and glanced around. No one of the soldiers guarding the city dared to look at him.
"Remember next time, don't rush to call someone a monk when you see a bald head, maybe it will be your third master!"
(End of this chapter)
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