Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 253 Are you of any quality worthy of using the same means of transportation as me?
After passing the small interlude at the city gate, the Humvee drove into France in a swaggering manner under the attention of all the soldiers guarding the city.

"Master, should we go directly to the palace now?"

Sha Wujin looked at the Jade Rat Spirit next to him, his eyes shining brightly as he looked at the scenery outside the car window, and felt a dull pain in his lower back.

It was as if the inns on both sides of the street gave him a stress reaction.

"Don't worry, find a place to stay and check out the situation!"

It is not yet clear what changes Tathagata and Happy Buddha have made in destroying France. Tang Sanzong decided not to be reckless for the time being and continue to follow the original plot.

"Aaron, find a restaurant ahead and stop."

5 minute later.

The Hummer stopped at the door of a store with two red lanterns hanging on them. On the lanterns were written the words "An Rest for Businessmen" and the words "Wang Xiaoer Store" written below.

The group got off the Hummer, Sun Xingzhe straightened his clothes and took the lead into the hotel to check in.

When Wang Xiaoer saw a guest coming to the door, he immediately greeted him with a smile. But when he saw Sun Xingzhe's appearance, he was immediately startled:
"This guest... our store does not accept foreign monsters!"

Tang Sanzian stepped forward helplessly: "This is my disciple, not a monster."

Wang Xiaoer just breathed a sigh of relief, but when he saw Tang San's bare head, he became even more frightened.

In France, monks are much scarier than monsters!
Thinking of the king's order, Wang Xiaoer plucked up the courage: "Sorry, our store doesn't serve bald heads either!"

???

The expression on Sun Xingzhe's face froze instantly.

"What the hell, our master and apprentice are talking to you with good intentions, but you still get angry, right?"

Wang Xiaoer's face froze with fright, and he was about to cry: "Two guests, this is really the rule of our store. Firstly, we don't accept tourists from outside, and secondly, we don't accept bald heads."

"I'll give you another chance to speak while looking at Grandpa Pig's cannon!"

Zhu Bajie took out his laser cannon and pointed it at Wang Xiaoer's head.

Although Wang Xiaoer couldn't understand what kind of weapon this cannon was.

But he could clearly feel that the weight of this cannon was not light. Even if he was thrown casually, he would be hit half to death...

"cocoa……"

Wang Xiaoer wanted to say something else, but Tang Sanzian's face darkened: "Since the rules of your store are not to accept outside tourists, nor bald heads."

"Then I, Tang San, burying a monk from out of town will be within the reception range of your store, right?"

???

Are you playing bugs with me here?
Wang Xiaoer's face was full of questions, but looking at Tang Sanzong and several disciples behind him, he was too frightened to say no more.

"Get a room, get a good room!"

Tang Sanbian didn't care about Wang Xiaoer and walked into the restaurant unscrupulously, scaring everyone who was eating there to disperse.

Wang Xiaoer came back to his senses. Although his face was filled with palpitations, he did not dare to offend Tang Sanzang and immediately greeted him and prepared the room and meals.

After the people who were waiting for Tang San's burial had had a good rest, Wang Xiaoer quietly slipped out of the hotel while no one was around and went straight to the government office.

In France, the government may not necessarily care about other matters, but when it comes to monks, the processing speed is definitely the most efficient!

……

"Wang Xiaoer, are you saying that your hotel received four monks from out of town?"

When the officers in the government heard Wang Xiaoer's report, their eyes suddenly lit up and they became energetic.

The king of France had a great ambition to kill 1 monks. Now they have even killed the bald French monks, and they only have 96 of them, which is exactly four heads short.

If he found four monks to offer to His Majesty, they would be promoted and given titles.
This is called giving pillows when Doze comes - what a coincidence!

"Sir, everything the villain said is true. This monk from out of town is not only arrogant and unreasonable, but also drives away the original customers of the shop. You have to make the decision for the villain!" At this moment, a guard at the city gate He also ran over sweating profusely and reported the situation at the city gate to the officer.

After comparing the two information, the officer immediately led hundreds of people towards Wang Xiaoer's store.

"Wang Xiaoer, you have made great achievements this time. Your Majesty will definitely give you a reward when he finds out!"

"Thank you sir!"

A group of soldiers soon arrived at Wang Xiaoer's store.

Without saying a word, the leading officer kicked open the door of the guest room where Tang San was buried.

"Bold monk, you dare to be so arrogant when you come to destroy France, forcefully break into the city gate and affect the business environment of your country. What crime should you be punished for?"

Sun Xingzhe raised the AK47 in his hand, bared his teeth and said coldly: "Old Sun, I have never seen anyone dare to kick the master's door like this."

The officer saw that Sun Xingzhe looked like a monster, but he was not afraid. Instead, he said with a straight face: "I never believe in ghosts, ghosts, or snakes when I conquer France!"

"Since these few dare to come to my place to destroy France, they must be prepared to die, right?"

Zhu Bajie snorted twice and looked at the officer with a look like he was looking at a fool: "Have you always been so brave?"

Tang Sanzian sneered and said, "Then what if I say that I'm just bald and not a monk?"

The officer glanced at him with disdain and said calmly: "I don't care if you are a monk or not, I will kill you even if you are bald!"

Tang San wiped his bald head, stood up, walked to the officer, and said in a solemn voice:

"Although Third Master appreciates your approach of killing the monk, Third Master is very unhappy when you take action against Third Master!"

"What does it have to do with me that you're unhappy?"

The officer was not afraid at all. Looking at Tang San burying his master and apprentice, he felt as if he was seeing a treasure.

"But I am very happy to catch you four!"

"In order to commend you for your contribution to the successful conclusion of the extermination of France and the killing of [-] monks, this general has decided to take you to meet His Majesty!"

"This can be considered your blessing!"

Hearing the officer's arrogant voice, the Gatling in Killer's hand began to flash blue.

Since the last fight at Zhenhai Chanlin Temple, he has clearly understood his role in the team.

You can't count on monsters or anything else along the way.

Not only could he not defeat him, he would also risk falling into the enemy's hands if he was not careful.

His main value to the team is to clean up the blind mortals on the way west.

Only when facing these arrogant mortals can he have a [-]% winning rate!
"Master, what do you say?"

Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Wait a minute, since he wants to take us to see the king, let's spare his life for the time being!"

"You lead the way ahead!"

"bluff!"

The officer did not realize at all that he had just walked through the door of hell. Instead, he sneered twice with a look of disdain.

Seeing that you are about to contribute to the great cause of destroying France, I am too lazy to argue with you.

"Come here, prepare horses for these people, and I will personally escort them back to the palace to meet His Majesty!"

After the general finished speaking, someone immediately brought in several horses.

But Tang Sanzong didn't even look at it, and walked directly onto the Hummer: "What level do you think you want a poor monk to use the same means of transportation as you?"

"In this day and age, how dare you show off even if you don't have a good car?"

(End of this chapter)