Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 255: The Dragon-Subduing Arhat who was deceived (please vote!)

The King of Destruction has numb claws.

I just wanted to gather four more monks so that I could realize my wish to kill 1 monks. I didn’t expect that these monks had such a tough background. Today, I hit the wall...

Seeing that the King of Destruction of France was still in a daze, Tang Sanzun stepped forward and grabbed his beard, and said angrily: "Hurry up and stamp me, if you don't believe it anymore, I've defeated you of Destruction of France!"

The King of Destruction of France trembled and did not dare to say anything more, so he quickly stamped the customs clearance document.

Tang Sanzun put away the customs clearance document and said coldly: "Find a place for us to rest in the palace, and the food and wine are ready!"

"Yes, yes...Xiao Wang is ready now, prepare now..."

Under the arrangement of the King of Destruction, the masters and disciples moved directly into the king's palace.

As for the King of Destruction of France, in order to avoid these plague gods, he directly moved into the cold palace that he had not set foot in for a hundred years. For no other reason than to stay away from Tang San's burial.

This move made the concubines who were originally in the cold palace excited.

Everyone rushed to serve, but they were all kicked out by the King of France.

After being so frightened by Tang San being buried in the main hall, he wouldn't have such thoughts for a while.

On the other side, Tang San's master and disciples had their meals and then moved into their rooms.

Tang San's funeral and Sun Xingzhe naturally shared a room.

As for Zhu Bajie, he lived with Xingxian, and Sha Wujin was taken away by the Jade Rat Spirit before finishing his meal.

You don't have to think too much to know what to do.

Tang San was lying on the bed, and he couldn't help but think of his daughter, the King.

"Why don't you take some time to go back to the daughter country?"

"Isn't it the same thing to watch the disciples show off their affection every day?"

……

Just as he was whispering to himself, a ray of light suddenly flashed.

The next moment, a figure appeared in the room.

Tang San was stunned for a moment, and when he looked carefully, he saw that the person who came was also a monk.

It's just that the shape is a bit strange, with a tattered hat on his head, tattered cassocks on his body, and even the bamboo fan in his hand is almost rotten and can no longer blow the wind.

"The palace that destroyed France still has monks as beggars?"

Tang San was stunned for a few seconds, then waved his hand and said: "Get lost, a poor monk never gives alms to a monk!"

"If you come and tell me to avenge the monk, don't say anything before you do it."

The person who came was none other than the Dragon-Subduing Arhat who was arranged by Tathagata Buddha to watch over this difficult situation in France.

Because France was killing the monks, and Buddha told him not to show his magic in front of mortals, he had no choice but to disguise himself as a beggar and hide among France.

Arhat Subduing the Dragon looked at Tang San's burial and said: "Tang San's burial, Buddha asked you to go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures. How could you allow your disciples to have fun here and delay your journey to the west?"

Tang Sanbian, who was about to turn over and go back to sleep, suddenly sat up when he heard these words: "Do you want to take care of it?"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat said: "Buddha sent me down to the lower world to watch over France and destroy it. When I see you masters and disciples ruining the reputation of my Buddhist sect, I naturally want to take care of it!"

Tang Sanzong shouted angrily: "I have gone through a lot of hardships along the way. Which of your eyes saw that I broke the precept?"

"I'm warning you, you'd better not talk nonsense about such things that ruin the reputation of Buddhism, and make sure you don't spread or believe rumors, otherwise I will kill you!"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat was stunned.

He never expected that just one sentence he said would be made into a jingle for Tang San Zun.

"You still dare to say that you haven't broken the precept?"

"I saw it in the palace just now. You master and disciples were eating meat there!"

Tang Sanzian tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong if I eat some meat?"

"I traveled all the way west through mountains and rivers, and finally reached the human kingdom. I don't need to supplement my nutrition? How can I have the physical strength to obtain scriptures if I don't eat meat?"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat was stunned, opened his mouth and said, "Then you still drink?"

"What's wrong with drinking?" "Did you know that this wine is made from grain? If drinking alcohol also violates the precepts, then are you indirectly drinking alcohol by eating grain?"

The Subduing Dragon Arhat took a deep breath, and then said: "Then you are violating the sexual precept, what do you say?"

"Lust and Caution?"

Tang San wiped his bald head, and then asked: "Although I am lying in the palace, I don't even have a maid by my side. What kind of sexual precepts have I committed?"

"Although you didn't violate the lust warning, your apprentice did!"

The Dragon-Subduing Arhat knew that no matter how much he argued, it was useless. He immediately waved his palm and a mana light curtain appeared.

What is shown above is the real-time picture of the room in Zhu Bajie.

Arhat Subduing the Dragon asked: "The facts are in front of you, what else do you have to say?"

"What do you want me to say?"

"This scene is obviously about Piggy being injured while slaying demons. Someone else is helping him check the injured area. Do you think this is a violation of sexual precepts?"

"You...Zhu Bajie held her for examination?" Dragon Subduing Arhat was angry.

Tang San said with a smile: "It's such a hard work to check, and Xiaozhuzhu is just supporting her. I find that you are really arrogant!"

The Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon has black streaks all over his head: "I'm using my words to make excuses? Isn't it clear which of us is using words to make excuses?"

He waved his palm again, and the picture on the mana light screen changed accordingly, reflecting the picture of the room being slaughtered.

The Dragon-Subduing Arhat said angrily: "Then how do you explain yourself as your third disciple?"

Tang Sanzong snorted coldly and said: "It can be clearly seen from the picture that Xiaosha was forced."

"We monks are away from home. In order to save our own lives, sometimes we have to choose to obey when faced with extremely vicious gangsters."

"When you discovered this kind of thing, you not only didn't stop it, but you asked me for an explanation. Are you people in Lingshan so unloving?"

Tang Sanzian's explanation made the veins in Jianglong Luohan's temples jump, and he had the urge to strangle him to death.

"Okay, okay... If you don't mention any of this, let me ask you, do you still remember what you went to Xitian to do?"

Tang Sanbian said directly without thinking: "There are three things I want to do when I go to Xitian! Defeat the Buddha's Imprisonment Sutra, defeat the Buddha's Imprisonment Sutra, and return the damning Buddha's Imprisonment Sutra!"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat shook his head: "Impossible. A person like you with such a disciple doesn't look like a Buddhist disciple!"

"You can deceive others, but you can't deceive me. Tell me, what is your secret plan?"

Tang Sanzong smiled:

"Can you tell me your secret plan?"

The Dragon Subduing Arhat was stunned for a moment and said, "No."

"Then will you say it?"

Arhat Subduing the Dragon: "I can't."

"Is it still a secret plan that you said?"

"that is not."

Tang Sanzian spread his hands: "So what are you asking?"

Arhat Subduing Dragon: ...

"Okay, it's my turn to ask you. You said you were sent by Buddha to destroy France, so who are you?" Tang San asked.

"I am Lingshan Dragon-Subduing Arhat, and now I am here to destroy French monk Daoji under the pseudonym of Daoji!"

???

Tang San's brain circuit was almost stunned by the Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon.

Isn’t it a journey to the west now?
Why did Monk Daoji even come out?
Moreover, his tattered clothes directly caused the familiar BGM to ring in Tang Sanzhan's mind!

"The shoes are torn, the hat is torn, and the cassock on the body is torn..."

(End of this chapter)