Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 256: Fooling, then lying!
Chapter 256: Fooling, then lying! (Please collect and recommend monthly tickets!)
Tang Sanzian looked at the Dragon Subduing Arhat in front of him, and felt that his image at this moment overlapped with the Daoji monk in his impression.
"You can go down to the next world. Wearing such a set of clothes, others will think that Lingshan is bankrupt."
"Who would believe that you are from Lingshan?"
Tang Sanbian couldn't help but complain.
Arhat Subduing the Dragon explained: "Because the Buddha said that I don't have enough chance to become a Buddha, he asked me to practice more in the lower realms."
"This King of Dharma Destruction doesn't respect Buddhism. In order to avoid being accidentally hurt by him, I pretended to be a beggar..."
Tang Sanzian nodded and immediately asked: "Is that so? Then what exactly did Buddha ask you to come here to stare at?"
So far, Tang San's burial has not found any difference between the difficulty of destroying France and the original work.
Is it really necessary to follow the original plot and let the little monkey shave the royal family and ministers who destroyed France bald?
The Subduing Dragon Arhat clasped his hands together and said calmly: "I Buddha Tathagata said that I didn't have enough chance to become a Buddha, so I ordered me to watch the king who destroyed France in the lower world.
"Is there anything wrong with you?"
The Subduing Dragon Arhat shook his head: "Besides killing the monk, there is nothing wrong with the King of Destruction."
"That's it...Buddha is very kind to you. He allows you to experience suffering in the lower world and understand the Buddha's teachings."
"But... it's so pitiful..."
Dragon Subduing Arhat frowned: "Poor? Do you think I'm pitiful?"
Tang Sanbian did not hesitate and said directly: "Of course it's pitiful. Let me ask you, Buddha said that you didn't have enough chance to become a Buddha and let you experience the tribulations of the human world in the lower world. Did you learn anything from the tribulations of the human world?"
Jianglong was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought about his feelings since he went down to the lower realm.
Ever since he appeared in France with a bald head, he had kept in mind the Buddha's instructions and not used magic in the mortal world. As a result, he had been hunted down by the French army.
If he hadn't been wearing a shabby hat and looked like a beggar, he might have become an injustice long ago.
As for comprehension?
I have been thinking about escaping all day long, but I can have the feeling of a hammer!
Dragon Subduing Arhat frowned and whispered: "To be honest, I don't have any insights from destroying France here."
"Let's not mention this for now. The Buddha asked you to keep an eye on the Dharma Destroyer King, but didn't tell you the specific details. Does it seem like he wanted you to complete the task?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat wanted to refute, but didn't know how to speak.
My trip to the lower realm seemed to be just like what Tang San said, and it was arranged by the Buddha in a daze.
What to do and how to do it are all at a loss.
Tang Sanzian continued: "So, I have a question to ask you now. Did the Buddha ask you to go down to the lower realm to let you do unknown things for him, or did he want you to find the opportunity to become a Buddha?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat swallowed and was a little confused for a moment.
"This... this... should be for me to look for opportunities to become a Buddha, right?"
"Buddha values me very much."
Tang Sanbian smiled: "In that case, let me ask you again, you have been an Arhat in the Great Leiyin Temple for so many years, has your salary increased?"
Arhat Subduing the Dragon was a little confused about Tang San's meaning, but he still said honestly: "It's true that my salary has not been increased, but I don't have much money..."
"Jianglong, Jianglong, think about it for yourself. Tathagata has not even been willing to give you a salary increase for so many years. How can he still be willing to give you a position to become a Buddha?"
Arhat Subduing the Dragon: "This... what do you mean when Tang San buried you?"
"What I mean is very simple. Tathagata has never wanted you to become a Buddha from beginning to end!"
"Do you think you can become a Buddha by wearing such shabby clothes and experiencing human suffering in the mortal world?"
"You didn't have the position of Buddha when you were born, so you basically have no chance in this life!"
"Those are the top leaders of Lingshan. Maybe they will have the opportunity to compete for the position of Lingshan's next chairman in the future!"
"You have no blood relationship with Jiang Long, and you have no background. You still want to climb up through hard work?"
"Times have changed. Now it's Journey to the West to measure tribulations, not Conferring Gods to measure tribulations!"
"The hierarchy of gods and Buddhas in the sky has been solidified. You have no chance..."
The face of the Subduing Dragon Arhat became even more ugly.
After being silent for a long time, Jianglong sighed: "What you said... seems to make some sense." Tang Sanbian then said: "Tathagata is the boss of the Great Leiyin Temple now, who he wants to become a Buddha is not just a sentence Something about talking?"
"I heard that not long ago Tathagata invited Pilampo Bodhisattva to join Lingshan, but he directly agreed to make her the first Bodhisattva..."
"How come you can be promoted as soon as you leave, but you have been working in Lingshan for so many years, but you were dismissed by the leader just because you didn't have enough luck?"
"I seriously suspect that you have been PUAed by Tathagata."
The Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon took a deep breath: "The Holy Monk's words made me suddenly enlightened... Wait, why are you telling me this?"
"Are you a person who is destined to learn scriptures and become a Buddha?"
"Becoming a Buddha?"
Tang San smiled and said, "If I want to become a Buddha, why do I need to become a Buddha in Lingshan Mountain?"
"If you have a Buddha in your heart, everyone can become a Buddha!"
Subduing the Dragon Arhat carefully considered Tang San's words and felt greatly shocked.
He had never thought about these things before.
I always think that after working hard in Lingshan for so many years, even if I have no credit, I still have hard work.
As long as you have enough opportunities, you can have a Buddha's position.
But now it seems that's not the case at all?
Jianglong looked at Tang Sanzian and felt that he had misunderstood him too deeply.
This is the real Buddha!
"What you said makes sense. I feel like I'm being used by Buddha."
"So, don't work for Lingshan anymore."
Although there is not much contact with Arhat who subdued the Dragon, according to the impression of Tang San's previous life, Monk Daoji actually saved all sentient beings in the mortal world.
Therefore, he is called the Living Buddha Jigong by the world!
This shows that he is different from those Buddhists on Lingshan who are hypocritical benevolence and righteousness.
Jianglong shook his head and smiled bitterly: "If I don't work in Lingshan, where can I go?"
"You actually have another choice, and that is to fuck with me!"
"With you?"
"That's right!"
Tang Sanzong patted his chest and said with a serious face: "Come with me and you will have a chance to become a Buddha in the new era!"
Jianglong's face froze: "Are you trying to rebel?"
"How can this be called rebellion?"
"The great prosperity of the West has been decreed by heaven. Who is not prosperous? As the saying goes, Buddhas take turns to do it. This year, when he comes to my house, the World Honored One, I, Tang San, can certainly do it too!"
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat shook his head: "Although what you said sounds very tempting, if you don't succeed, you will be shattered to pieces!"
Tang Sanzian knew that it would be difficult to convince Jiang Long with just these few words.
As long as you plant this seed of doubt in his heart, it will naturally take root and sprout in the future.
"You don't have to be so anxious to express your position. I have a plan now that you should be interested in!"
"What's the plan?" Jianglong asked in confusion.
"Do you want to know the purpose of Tathagata asking you to focus on the King of Destruction of France?"
"you know?"
"I have no idea!"
"Then what do you mean by that?"
Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Although I don't know, we can start by destroying the King of France and see why he killed so many monks!"
"I have a hunch that all the causes and consequences of the difficulty of destroying France lie on the head of the king who destroyed France!"
(End of this chapter)
Tang Sanzian looked at the Dragon Subduing Arhat in front of him, and felt that his image at this moment overlapped with the Daoji monk in his impression.
"You can go down to the next world. Wearing such a set of clothes, others will think that Lingshan is bankrupt."
"Who would believe that you are from Lingshan?"
Tang Sanbian couldn't help but complain.
Arhat Subduing the Dragon explained: "Because the Buddha said that I don't have enough chance to become a Buddha, he asked me to practice more in the lower realms."
"This King of Dharma Destruction doesn't respect Buddhism. In order to avoid being accidentally hurt by him, I pretended to be a beggar..."
Tang Sanzian nodded and immediately asked: "Is that so? Then what exactly did Buddha ask you to come here to stare at?"
So far, Tang San's burial has not found any difference between the difficulty of destroying France and the original work.
Is it really necessary to follow the original plot and let the little monkey shave the royal family and ministers who destroyed France bald?
The Subduing Dragon Arhat clasped his hands together and said calmly: "I Buddha Tathagata said that I didn't have enough chance to become a Buddha, so I ordered me to watch the king who destroyed France in the lower world.
"Is there anything wrong with you?"
The Subduing Dragon Arhat shook his head: "Besides killing the monk, there is nothing wrong with the King of Destruction."
"That's it...Buddha is very kind to you. He allows you to experience suffering in the lower world and understand the Buddha's teachings."
"But... it's so pitiful..."
Dragon Subduing Arhat frowned: "Poor? Do you think I'm pitiful?"
Tang Sanbian did not hesitate and said directly: "Of course it's pitiful. Let me ask you, Buddha said that you didn't have enough chance to become a Buddha and let you experience the tribulations of the human world in the lower world. Did you learn anything from the tribulations of the human world?"
Jianglong was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought about his feelings since he went down to the lower realm.
Ever since he appeared in France with a bald head, he had kept in mind the Buddha's instructions and not used magic in the mortal world. As a result, he had been hunted down by the French army.
If he hadn't been wearing a shabby hat and looked like a beggar, he might have become an injustice long ago.
As for comprehension?
I have been thinking about escaping all day long, but I can have the feeling of a hammer!
Dragon Subduing Arhat frowned and whispered: "To be honest, I don't have any insights from destroying France here."
"Let's not mention this for now. The Buddha asked you to keep an eye on the Dharma Destroyer King, but didn't tell you the specific details. Does it seem like he wanted you to complete the task?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat wanted to refute, but didn't know how to speak.
My trip to the lower realm seemed to be just like what Tang San said, and it was arranged by the Buddha in a daze.
What to do and how to do it are all at a loss.
Tang Sanzian continued: "So, I have a question to ask you now. Did the Buddha ask you to go down to the lower realm to let you do unknown things for him, or did he want you to find the opportunity to become a Buddha?"
The Dragon Subduing Arhat swallowed and was a little confused for a moment.
"This... this... should be for me to look for opportunities to become a Buddha, right?"
"Buddha values me very much."
Tang Sanbian smiled: "In that case, let me ask you again, you have been an Arhat in the Great Leiyin Temple for so many years, has your salary increased?"
Arhat Subduing the Dragon was a little confused about Tang San's meaning, but he still said honestly: "It's true that my salary has not been increased, but I don't have much money..."
"Jianglong, Jianglong, think about it for yourself. Tathagata has not even been willing to give you a salary increase for so many years. How can he still be willing to give you a position to become a Buddha?"
Arhat Subduing the Dragon: "This... what do you mean when Tang San buried you?"
"What I mean is very simple. Tathagata has never wanted you to become a Buddha from beginning to end!"
"Do you think you can become a Buddha by wearing such shabby clothes and experiencing human suffering in the mortal world?"
"You didn't have the position of Buddha when you were born, so you basically have no chance in this life!"
"Those are the top leaders of Lingshan. Maybe they will have the opportunity to compete for the position of Lingshan's next chairman in the future!"
"You have no blood relationship with Jiang Long, and you have no background. You still want to climb up through hard work?"
"Times have changed. Now it's Journey to the West to measure tribulations, not Conferring Gods to measure tribulations!"
"The hierarchy of gods and Buddhas in the sky has been solidified. You have no chance..."
The face of the Subduing Dragon Arhat became even more ugly.
After being silent for a long time, Jianglong sighed: "What you said... seems to make some sense." Tang Sanbian then said: "Tathagata is the boss of the Great Leiyin Temple now, who he wants to become a Buddha is not just a sentence Something about talking?"
"I heard that not long ago Tathagata invited Pilampo Bodhisattva to join Lingshan, but he directly agreed to make her the first Bodhisattva..."
"How come you can be promoted as soon as you leave, but you have been working in Lingshan for so many years, but you were dismissed by the leader just because you didn't have enough luck?"
"I seriously suspect that you have been PUAed by Tathagata."
The Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon took a deep breath: "The Holy Monk's words made me suddenly enlightened... Wait, why are you telling me this?"
"Are you a person who is destined to learn scriptures and become a Buddha?"
"Becoming a Buddha?"
Tang San smiled and said, "If I want to become a Buddha, why do I need to become a Buddha in Lingshan Mountain?"
"If you have a Buddha in your heart, everyone can become a Buddha!"
Subduing the Dragon Arhat carefully considered Tang San's words and felt greatly shocked.
He had never thought about these things before.
I always think that after working hard in Lingshan for so many years, even if I have no credit, I still have hard work.
As long as you have enough opportunities, you can have a Buddha's position.
But now it seems that's not the case at all?
Jianglong looked at Tang Sanzian and felt that he had misunderstood him too deeply.
This is the real Buddha!
"What you said makes sense. I feel like I'm being used by Buddha."
"So, don't work for Lingshan anymore."
Although there is not much contact with Arhat who subdued the Dragon, according to the impression of Tang San's previous life, Monk Daoji actually saved all sentient beings in the mortal world.
Therefore, he is called the Living Buddha Jigong by the world!
This shows that he is different from those Buddhists on Lingshan who are hypocritical benevolence and righteousness.
Jianglong shook his head and smiled bitterly: "If I don't work in Lingshan, where can I go?"
"You actually have another choice, and that is to fuck with me!"
"With you?"
"That's right!"
Tang Sanzong patted his chest and said with a serious face: "Come with me and you will have a chance to become a Buddha in the new era!"
Jianglong's face froze: "Are you trying to rebel?"
"How can this be called rebellion?"
"The great prosperity of the West has been decreed by heaven. Who is not prosperous? As the saying goes, Buddhas take turns to do it. This year, when he comes to my house, the World Honored One, I, Tang San, can certainly do it too!"
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat shook his head: "Although what you said sounds very tempting, if you don't succeed, you will be shattered to pieces!"
Tang Sanzian knew that it would be difficult to convince Jiang Long with just these few words.
As long as you plant this seed of doubt in his heart, it will naturally take root and sprout in the future.
"You don't have to be so anxious to express your position. I have a plan now that you should be interested in!"
"What's the plan?" Jianglong asked in confusion.
"Do you want to know the purpose of Tathagata asking you to focus on the King of Destruction of France?"
"you know?"
"I have no idea!"
"Then what do you mean by that?"
Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Although I don't know, we can start by destroying the King of France and see why he killed so many monks!"
"I have a hunch that all the causes and consequences of the difficulty of destroying France lie on the head of the king who destroyed France!"
(End of this chapter)
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