Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 26 If you want the poor monk to appear, there will be another price! (Please collect recomme
Chapter 26 If you want the poor monk to appear, there will be another price! (Please collect recommended monthly pass)
"Submit it! This old man has taken it!"
"Gao Cai, why don't you hurry up and get the money for the two masters?"
Gao Yuanwai, an elderly man, was so frightened that Sun Xingzhe held a gun to his head, and his face turned pale.
He has never heard of the use of virtue to convince people like this...
A few minutes later, Gao Cai appeared with a plate of silver.
Seeing that Tang Sanzan got 50 taels of silver easily, he only had envy in his eyes!
Look at what they did for the robbery.
Just two words!
specialized!
Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, and Sun Xingzhe took advantage of the situation to put away the AK47 and sat down.
Seeing Gao Yuanwai's pained face, Tang San said angrily: "You think the third master took your little money because you are at a disadvantage?!"
"I'm taking your money and doing your business!"
???
Gao Yuanwai opened his mouth to refute.
But seeing the fierce look on the faces of the master and apprentice, he immediately suppressed this idea.
What does this refute?
Obviously, the final interpretation rests with the monk!
If I say the wrong thing and offend the master and the disciple, the consequences...
Thinking of this, Gao Yuanwai squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
Sun Xingzhe put away the 50 taels of silver and asked, "Master, what should we do about this?"
Only then did Gao Yuanwai come back to his senses, and looked at Tang Sanzan expectantly.
Although these two people were a little more fierce, but thinking about the appearance of the Zhugang Hyena, Gao Yuanwai still felt that only such ruthless people could possibly subdue the Zhugang Hyena!
After all, as the old saying goes, the wicked will be tortured by the wicked!
Thinking of this, Gao Yuanwai became inexplicably looking forward to it...
Tang Sanzan snorted coldly: "I, Tang Sanzan, have always been reasonable when I came out to mess around. Although this pig just made a mistake, we can't do it indiscriminately!"
Sun Xingzhe nodded, and after receiving the 50 taels of silver, he felt that what Master said was indeed very reasonable!
"Old man, let me ask you, did this pig-gang hyena say when he would come to kidnap your lady?"
When Gao Yuanwai heard this, he wiped his tears and cried: "Master, that pig just came to kidnap the little girl tomorrow night, please master!"
Tomorrow night?
Since the little piggy is going to throw itself into a trap.
Then as a teacher, I have no choice but to play a good show with you.
Tang Sanzan grinned at the corner of his mouth, and let out a strange laugh.
"Master, you...don't do this, my old grandson is afraid!"
Sun Xingzhe felt an inexplicable creepy feeling when he heard Tang Sanzian's laughter.
I remember the last time Master smiled like this, Guanyin Temple was completely gone...
Tang San said: "Little monkey, since this pig is going to kidnap Miss Gao tomorrow night, then you will look like Miss Gao, let's play with this monster!"
"Old man, go and bring your daughter here, let the little monkey watch and learn!"
When Gao Yuanwai heard what Tang Sanbu said, his old face was overjoyed, and he hurried to find his daughter.
Sun Xingzhe froze in place.
"Ah...this?"
Although Sun Xingzhe didn't understand Master's brain circuit, he was shocked.
"Master, it's just a pig demon, does it take so much trouble?"
"My old grandson goes directly to his lair and settles it!"
Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold, and then he slapped Sun Xingzhe on the head.
He said in a serious tone, "Little monkey, if you finish things so easily, how can I make money?"
"Don't let this old man see us working hard. He must arrange our team's unreasonable fees behind the scenes, and our reputation will be bad in the future!"
"On the contrary, if you let this old man see that we have made great efforts to conquer demons and eliminate demons, and then give us more publicity, will you worry about having no business in the future?"
Tang Sanzan's words stunned Sun Xingzhe for a few seconds.
After reacting, Sun Xingzhe looked at Tang Sanzan with even more respect.
Sure enough, the hearts of those who play tactics are dirty!
The ancients never lied to me!
"Master, I... I have enlightened!"
At this moment, Sun Xingzhe regretted that he hadn't met Master sooner!
If I had been able to meet an expert like my master when I was the demon king in Huaguo Mountain, I wouldn't have bankrupted Huaguo Mountain in the end, would I?
After a while, Gao Yuanwai came to the hall with his daughter Gao Cuilan.
Sun Xingzhe observed carefully, and after remembering Gao Cuilan's height measurements in his heart, he cast a spell to change into Gao Cuilan's appearance.
……
The day passed by in a hurry.
Tang Sanzan and Sun Xingzhe had dinner, and walked unsteadily to the second-floor courtyard where Gao Cuilan lived before.
Sun Xingzhe transformed into Gao Cuilan and sat on the head of the bed.
Tang San was buried in a dark place.
Not long after, the sound of flying sand and rocks suddenly sounded outside the window.
I saw black wind and swirling clouds, and in a moment, a pig demon with a long mouth and big ears jumped down from the cloud and got into the window.
After settling down, Zhu Ganghe laughed loudly.
Impatiently rushed to the head of the bed: "Don't blame me, old pig, I have obtained the cultivation method from the master. From now on, my wife can also practice like old pig!"
Zhu Ganghye licked his lips with a smile on his face: "My dear Cuilan, have you missed me these days, old pig? Today I will take you to the Yunzhan Cave to enjoy the blessings!"
Gao Cuilan, who had been transformed by Sun Xingzhe, also became playful after listening to Zhu Gangxi's words.
Raised the orchid finger and pointed at Zhu Ganglu lightly: "Don't talk, kiss me!"
Zhu Gang was taken aback for a moment, his brain seemed to shut down instantly, the lady has changed her gender today?
Is there such a good thing?
Zhu Gangxi rubbed his palms excitedly, closed his eyes with an intoxicated look on his face, and leaned over with his nose pointed out...
Seeing that he was about to kiss him, Sun Xingzhe raised his hand and grabbed the pig's nose, laughing loudly: "Dead pig, are you serious?"
After the words fell, Gao Cuilan's appearance faded, revealing Sun Xingzhe's monkey face.
Zhu Gang was so frightened that the pig's nose shriveled.
"Fuck! How did you become a monkey, my lady?"
At this moment, Zhu Ganglian also reacted.
Two small eyes looked up and down the appearance of Sun Xingzhe, and his face suddenly changed: "Fuck! Such a familiar monkey!!"
"Are you that damn Bimawen?!"
"you know me?"
Sun Xingzhe was a little strange. Throughout his entire life, it seemed that he had never encountered such an ugly pig demon.
I saw that his fangs were turned out, his body was covered with white hair, and his belly was so big that it looked like a pot had been turned upside down.
The ferocious aura exuding from his whole body was enough to stop a child from crying at night!
"It's bad luck for me to meet you, old pig, slip away!"
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Ganghe was the first to react and immediately cast a spell, which turned into a plume of black smoke and flew towards the window.
"Stop the pig demon!"
Sun Xingzhe was stunned for a second, but he didn't expect this monster to be able to cast spells.
You must know that his current strength has reached the threshold of Daluo Jinxian!
In the entire demon world, they are rare existences.
When he took the initiative, he actually let a pig demon escape?
What's more, something went wrong under Master's nose!
Sun Xingzhe was so angry that he took out his AK47 and chased after him on a cloud. He wants to get back this place no matter what he says today!
"Little monkey, you go first, and come later as a teacher!"
Tang Sanzan was not in a hurry when he saw that Zhu Ganglu had run away, instead he sat down and drank tea leisurely.
It didn't take long.
When several people outside Gao Yuan heard the movement here, they bravely found a torch and ran over.
As soon as he entered the door and saw only Tang Sanzan staying in the house, Gao Yuanwai asked curiously:
"Master, has the pig demon ever surrendered?"
Tang Sanzun shook his head: "Haven't surrendered yet, the little monkey has already gone after him."
Looking at Tang Sanbu who had no sense of urgency at all, Gao Yuanwai hesitated for a moment.
Asked: "Master, aren't you in the same group? Why don't you take action together to subdue the pig demon?"
Tang Sanzan frowned, looked at Gao Yuanwai with displeasure, and said, "Old man, I think you may have misunderstood, that 50 taels is the price for the little monkey."
"If you want the poor monk to appear, that's another price!"
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"Submit it! This old man has taken it!"
"Gao Cai, why don't you hurry up and get the money for the two masters?"
Gao Yuanwai, an elderly man, was so frightened that Sun Xingzhe held a gun to his head, and his face turned pale.
He has never heard of the use of virtue to convince people like this...
A few minutes later, Gao Cai appeared with a plate of silver.
Seeing that Tang Sanzan got 50 taels of silver easily, he only had envy in his eyes!
Look at what they did for the robbery.
Just two words!
specialized!
Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction, and Sun Xingzhe took advantage of the situation to put away the AK47 and sat down.
Seeing Gao Yuanwai's pained face, Tang San said angrily: "You think the third master took your little money because you are at a disadvantage?!"
"I'm taking your money and doing your business!"
???
Gao Yuanwai opened his mouth to refute.
But seeing the fierce look on the faces of the master and apprentice, he immediately suppressed this idea.
What does this refute?
Obviously, the final interpretation rests with the monk!
If I say the wrong thing and offend the master and the disciple, the consequences...
Thinking of this, Gao Yuanwai squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
Sun Xingzhe put away the 50 taels of silver and asked, "Master, what should we do about this?"
Only then did Gao Yuanwai come back to his senses, and looked at Tang Sanzan expectantly.
Although these two people were a little more fierce, but thinking about the appearance of the Zhugang Hyena, Gao Yuanwai still felt that only such ruthless people could possibly subdue the Zhugang Hyena!
After all, as the old saying goes, the wicked will be tortured by the wicked!
Thinking of this, Gao Yuanwai became inexplicably looking forward to it...
Tang Sanzan snorted coldly: "I, Tang Sanzan, have always been reasonable when I came out to mess around. Although this pig just made a mistake, we can't do it indiscriminately!"
Sun Xingzhe nodded, and after receiving the 50 taels of silver, he felt that what Master said was indeed very reasonable!
"Old man, let me ask you, did this pig-gang hyena say when he would come to kidnap your lady?"
When Gao Yuanwai heard this, he wiped his tears and cried: "Master, that pig just came to kidnap the little girl tomorrow night, please master!"
Tomorrow night?
Since the little piggy is going to throw itself into a trap.
Then as a teacher, I have no choice but to play a good show with you.
Tang Sanzan grinned at the corner of his mouth, and let out a strange laugh.
"Master, you...don't do this, my old grandson is afraid!"
Sun Xingzhe felt an inexplicable creepy feeling when he heard Tang Sanzian's laughter.
I remember the last time Master smiled like this, Guanyin Temple was completely gone...
Tang San said: "Little monkey, since this pig is going to kidnap Miss Gao tomorrow night, then you will look like Miss Gao, let's play with this monster!"
"Old man, go and bring your daughter here, let the little monkey watch and learn!"
When Gao Yuanwai heard what Tang Sanbu said, his old face was overjoyed, and he hurried to find his daughter.
Sun Xingzhe froze in place.
"Ah...this?"
Although Sun Xingzhe didn't understand Master's brain circuit, he was shocked.
"Master, it's just a pig demon, does it take so much trouble?"
"My old grandson goes directly to his lair and settles it!"
Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold, and then he slapped Sun Xingzhe on the head.
He said in a serious tone, "Little monkey, if you finish things so easily, how can I make money?"
"Don't let this old man see us working hard. He must arrange our team's unreasonable fees behind the scenes, and our reputation will be bad in the future!"
"On the contrary, if you let this old man see that we have made great efforts to conquer demons and eliminate demons, and then give us more publicity, will you worry about having no business in the future?"
Tang Sanzan's words stunned Sun Xingzhe for a few seconds.
After reacting, Sun Xingzhe looked at Tang Sanzan with even more respect.
Sure enough, the hearts of those who play tactics are dirty!
The ancients never lied to me!
"Master, I... I have enlightened!"
At this moment, Sun Xingzhe regretted that he hadn't met Master sooner!
If I had been able to meet an expert like my master when I was the demon king in Huaguo Mountain, I wouldn't have bankrupted Huaguo Mountain in the end, would I?
After a while, Gao Yuanwai came to the hall with his daughter Gao Cuilan.
Sun Xingzhe observed carefully, and after remembering Gao Cuilan's height measurements in his heart, he cast a spell to change into Gao Cuilan's appearance.
……
The day passed by in a hurry.
Tang Sanzan and Sun Xingzhe had dinner, and walked unsteadily to the second-floor courtyard where Gao Cuilan lived before.
Sun Xingzhe transformed into Gao Cuilan and sat on the head of the bed.
Tang San was buried in a dark place.
Not long after, the sound of flying sand and rocks suddenly sounded outside the window.
I saw black wind and swirling clouds, and in a moment, a pig demon with a long mouth and big ears jumped down from the cloud and got into the window.
After settling down, Zhu Ganghe laughed loudly.
Impatiently rushed to the head of the bed: "Don't blame me, old pig, I have obtained the cultivation method from the master. From now on, my wife can also practice like old pig!"
Zhu Ganghye licked his lips with a smile on his face: "My dear Cuilan, have you missed me these days, old pig? Today I will take you to the Yunzhan Cave to enjoy the blessings!"
Gao Cuilan, who had been transformed by Sun Xingzhe, also became playful after listening to Zhu Gangxi's words.
Raised the orchid finger and pointed at Zhu Ganglu lightly: "Don't talk, kiss me!"
Zhu Gang was taken aback for a moment, his brain seemed to shut down instantly, the lady has changed her gender today?
Is there such a good thing?
Zhu Gangxi rubbed his palms excitedly, closed his eyes with an intoxicated look on his face, and leaned over with his nose pointed out...
Seeing that he was about to kiss him, Sun Xingzhe raised his hand and grabbed the pig's nose, laughing loudly: "Dead pig, are you serious?"
After the words fell, Gao Cuilan's appearance faded, revealing Sun Xingzhe's monkey face.
Zhu Gang was so frightened that the pig's nose shriveled.
"Fuck! How did you become a monkey, my lady?"
At this moment, Zhu Ganglian also reacted.
Two small eyes looked up and down the appearance of Sun Xingzhe, and his face suddenly changed: "Fuck! Such a familiar monkey!!"
"Are you that damn Bimawen?!"
"you know me?"
Sun Xingzhe was a little strange. Throughout his entire life, it seemed that he had never encountered such an ugly pig demon.
I saw that his fangs were turned out, his body was covered with white hair, and his belly was so big that it looked like a pot had been turned upside down.
The ferocious aura exuding from his whole body was enough to stop a child from crying at night!
"It's bad luck for me to meet you, old pig, slip away!"
Before he finished speaking, Zhu Ganghe was the first to react and immediately cast a spell, which turned into a plume of black smoke and flew towards the window.
"Stop the pig demon!"
Sun Xingzhe was stunned for a second, but he didn't expect this monster to be able to cast spells.
You must know that his current strength has reached the threshold of Daluo Jinxian!
In the entire demon world, they are rare existences.
When he took the initiative, he actually let a pig demon escape?
What's more, something went wrong under Master's nose!
Sun Xingzhe was so angry that he took out his AK47 and chased after him on a cloud. He wants to get back this place no matter what he says today!
"Little monkey, you go first, and come later as a teacher!"
Tang Sanzan was not in a hurry when he saw that Zhu Ganglu had run away, instead he sat down and drank tea leisurely.
It didn't take long.
When several people outside Gao Yuan heard the movement here, they bravely found a torch and ran over.
As soon as he entered the door and saw only Tang Sanzan staying in the house, Gao Yuanwai asked curiously:
"Master, has the pig demon ever surrendered?"
Tang Sanzun shook his head: "Haven't surrendered yet, the little monkey has already gone after him."
Looking at Tang Sanbu who had no sense of urgency at all, Gao Yuanwai hesitated for a moment.
Asked: "Master, aren't you in the same group? Why don't you take action together to subdue the pig demon?"
Tang Sanzan frowned, looked at Gao Yuanwai with displeasure, and said, "Old man, I think you may have misunderstood, that 50 taels is the price for the little monkey."
"If you want the poor monk to appear, that's another price!"
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(End of this chapter)
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