Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 27 Master, this pig demon pretends to be your disciple (please recommend and collect monthly votes)
After hearing Tang San's words, Gao Yuanwai's eyes darkened and he almost developed high blood pressure.

"Master! As long as you can subdue that pig demon, I'm willing to pay more!"

Gao Yuanwai's mentality is about to collapse.

Looking at Tang San's peaceful face, I felt the urge to scold my mother.

Is this the legendary master who conquers demons?

Aren't the legendary masters with great magic power indifferent to fame and wealth, and regard money as dirt?

Why do I feel like I've fallen into his trap?
If he can't take down the pig demon in one go this time, causing him to take revenge afterwards...

Thinking of this, Gao Yuanwai shuddered, and hurriedly asked: "I wonder how many taels the master needs to make a move?"

Tang Sanzun wobbled and stretched out five fingers.

"Great talent! Go and get 50 taels of silver for the master!"

"I'm talking about 50 taels of gold!"

Gao Yuanwai: ...

wipe!
This fee is too dark.

Gao Cai froze on the spot, saw the helpless look in Gao Yuanwai's eyes, then took 50 taels of gold from the cashier, and reluctantly handed it to Tang Sanzan.

Looking at Tang Sanzan who got hundreds of taels in a blink of an eye, Gao Cai felt that he had lived in vain for so many years.

Grass!

I'm really jealous that people made this money!
Tang Sanzian smiled and put the 50 taels of gold into the purple gold alms bowl and stored it.

Seeing Gao Yuanwai with a pained expression on his face, his expression suddenly became serious.

"Don't worry about the senior officials, the poor monk always pays attention to principles in his work, and he will definitely help you get rid of this demon after collecting money!"

Watching his 50 taels of gold go into other people's pockets, Gao Yuanwai only felt that the monk in front of him was more terrifying than that pig demon.

In addition to coveting his own daughter, the pig demon at least also worked for the Gao family without any complaints and for no wages...

"Aaron, why don't you come over and take him as a teacher to subdue demons?"

Tang Sanzian shouted towards the door.

Hummer Aaron immediately ran over, carrying Tang Sanzan and disappearing into the courtyard.

"Hey... If I knew it earlier, I might as well not have surrendered this demon!"

Seeing the disappearing Tang Sanbu, Gao Yuanwai sat down on the ground, as if he had lost all energy.

Now he no longer expects to be able to subdue demons.

If this goes on like this, before the pig demon is caught, his house will become his own.

Looking at Gao Cai standing aside, Gao Yuanwai shouted angrily: "Gao Cai! You found this person, and all your medical bills will be deducted this month!"

???

Gao Cai pointed at himself in confusion: "Master, this is none of my business?"

"Shut up! If you hadn't found this person to slay the demon, how could my Gao family have suffered such losses?"

"I……"

Gao Cai's mentality collapsed.

If I had known that the master had this ability, I would have just brought them in. What kind of devious tactics are you doing?

"Crench!"

Just when Gao Cai was remorseful, there was a sudden sound of brakes from a Hummer outside the door.

The figure of Tang Sanzan appeared in front of the two of them again.

The Gao Yuanwai, who had just calmed down, suddenly felt uneasy.

"Big...Master, this money can't be increased, I really have no money!"

Tang Sanzan frowned, and said with displeasure: "Suppressing demons and demons is my duty, how much does talking about money hurt feelings?"

!!!

Gao Yuanwai stared at Tang Sanzan in disbelief with his eyes wide open.

Is this the same monk who just refused to take action without giving him money?

"call……"

Foreign Minister Gao Yuan breathed out, tried to suppress his emotions, and asked, "Then the master is back?"

"I just want to ask where this pig demon's family is when I come back? How to get there?"

It turned out to be asking for directions...

Gao Yuanwai breathed a sigh of relief: "The pig demon lives in Yunzhan Cave, Fuling Mountain, which is 80 miles behind Zhuangzi!"

……

After asking about the route, Tang Sanzan headed south in a Humvee and entered the boundary of Fuling Mountain.

Looking into the distance, he saw a pile of bones piled up at the entrance of Yunzhan Cave.

The cold wind blew, and Tang Sanzian felt a chill instantly penetrate his body.

"Master, this pig demon is running so fast, I called for a long time at the entrance of the cave, but I didn't see him come out to fight!"

Sun Xingzhe saw Tang Sanfu coming over on the Hummer Aaron and hurriedly came to report the situation.

Tang Sanzan frowned: "Go and call me twice!"

Sun Xingzhe immediately raised his breath and shouted: "Pig monster! Come out and die!"

silence……

silence……

Awkward……

Tang Sanzian shook his head slightly, this monkey didn't even know how to provoke a general, it really needed training.

"Aaron, call twice!"

"Okay, master!"

Aaron turned into a human body excitedly, stood at the entrance of Yunzhan cave, and yelled: "Dead pig demon! Get out of here, Master Long!"

"You old pig has turned into a spirit, your Master Long can smell your pig smell from eighty miles away!"

There was still no movement in the cave.

Sun Xingzhe scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously: "Master, what should we do?"

This Yunzhan Cave, as Zhu Gangguan's lair, naturally arranged a Taoist formation, and Sun Xingzhe couldn't understand Qimen Dunjia, so he lost his mind for a while.

"Aaron, increase your mother's content!"

Aaron understood immediately.

Next, he took Zhu Gangli himself as the center of the circle, the family tree as the radius, and the ancestors as the yardstick, and gave a 360-degree cordial and friendly greeting to Zhu Gangli's ancestral female compatriots.

"Grass!"

There was an angry cry from inside Yunzhan Cave, Zhu Gangli kicked open the cave door, and rushed out with a nine-toothed rake in his hand.

Sun Xingzhe's eyes lit up: "Master, come out, come out!"

"Bi Mawen! Die!"

Zhu Ganghe snorted, ignored Aaron, and smashed the nail rake towards Sun Xingzhe.

Although monkeys were famous for making troubles in the Heavenly Palace.

But he, Zhu Gangguan, is not afraid either!
Because this riot in the Heavenly Palace is a farce. If Heavenly Court and Lingshan hadn't let it go, with Monkey Taiyi Golden Immortal's cultivation, I'm afraid they wouldn't even be able to break in from the Nantianmen!

In terms of status, he is the real canopy marshal in charge of a hundred thousand navy!

In terms of heels, he is the third generation of Renjiao disciples!

What's more, this monkey was pinned down by the Buddha at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. After so many years of neglecting his cultivation, what can he compare with himself?
The advantage is mine!
As soon as he thought of this, the little fear in Zhu Gangli's heart was swept away!

The rake in his hand also waved more powerfully.

Aaron suddenly became angry when he saw that the pig demon actually ignored him.

"Master, I'm going to help senior brother!"

Tang Sanzong nodded.

Tang Sanzan, who is familiar with the original Journey to the West and has been influenced by countless film and television dramas, knows very well that Zhu Gangli is the most sober person in the entire Journey to the West team!

When I was in the Heavenly Court, because I was not bound by the Conferred God List, and because I was a third-generation disciple of the Renjiao, I never cared about the laws of the Heavenly Court.

Later, after he was forced to be involved in the calamity of Journey to the West, he did not work hard along the way and just made a living in silence.

This kind of sober talent in the world must be recruited by Tang Sanzan.

Of course, he needs to be subdued first!
What Tang San wanted for his burial was not a lazy pig-gang hyena!

With Aaron joining the battlefield, Zhu Gangli, who was already at a disadvantage, has been suppressed to death!
Zhu Gangli never imagined that the strength of the monkey has not declined in the past 500 years, but has improved.

It is definitely impossible to beat this situation now.

I can only think of a way to escape.

Thinking of this, Zhu Ganghe suddenly shouted: "The famous Monkey King is mixed up with the Dragon Clan. It's really embarrassing!"

Sun Xingzhe's eyes narrowed: "Who are you, the pig monster? You actually know the details of my old Sun?"

On the other hand, Aaron's eyes widened, and his temper surged up.

Cursed: "Why is the Dragon Clan so shameful? How dare you look down on the Dragon Clan, you pig monster?"

"Fuck!"

Hearing them talking one by one, Zhu Ganglian shouted angrily, "You are the pig monsters, and your whole family is pig monsters!"

"My old pig is the former marshal of the canopy, and now he is the disciple of the Western Paradise Buddhist scriptures appointed by Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

The movement of Sun Xingzhe and Aaron's hands froze, and they asked in unison: "You said you are the disciple of the Buddhist monk?"

Seeing the usefulness of these words, Zhu Ganglian immediately stiffened up, carrying the nine-tooth nail rake and said in a low voice: "How are you, are you afraid?"

Sun Xingzhe and Aaron looked at each other, their eyes full of doubts.

After a few seconds of silence, the two shouted at Tang Sanzan together: "Master, this pig demon is pretending to be your disciple. Should we follow the procedure or kill him directly?"

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