Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 290 Sun Xingzhe calls the Dragon King (Thanks to the boss for the reward!)
The Marquis of Fengxian County looked at Tang Sanburan with a puzzled expression.

Although I was a little drunk after drinking a few glasses of wine, I still managed to make things clear.

Why doesn’t it rain in Fengxian County?

Because I offended the Jade Emperor!
Let alone mortals, even among the gods and Buddhas in the sky, who would dare to go against the Jade Emperor?

The prince sighed without hope, thinking that Tang San was drunk.

"You, a monk from out of town, not only drink and eat meat, but you also talk nonsense when you go out with your women!"

Tang Sanzian smiled and shook his head.

Sha Wujin directly threw the list of articles in his hand on the table and shouted angrily under the influence of wine:
"Old man, didn't you just offend the Jade Emperor? What a big deal!"

"Look at those of us sitting here, who hasn't offended the Jade Emperor?"

Sha Wujin pointed at Sun Xingzhe and said: "My senior brother Sun Xingzhe, when the Jade Emperor asked him to be an official in heaven, the senior brother was unwilling, so he broke up with those people in heaven, and then beat each one with a stick. Heavenly Court, smashed the Nantian Gate and walked away!"

Sun Xingzhe, who originally thought that he was going to be drunk again after his murderous mission was over, was about to stop him, but after hearing this, his eyes widened with laughter.

"Xiao Sha, don't mention such a trivial matter anymore, it's not worth mentioning!!"

Judging from your cheerful look, do you want to mention it?
Would you like to give more details?

Tang Sanbian curled his lips, but did not expose his shortcomings in public.

Zhu Bajie also looked at Killing Wu with an expectant look on his face.

He immediately understood the killing task and pointed at him and said: "Don't think that my second senior brother is a pig demon, but back then he was the chief instructor of the 80 navy army in heaven. The Milky Way in the sky that you see now is all covered by him. It’s on!”

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he also smiled and imitated Sun Xingzhe and waved his hands: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!!"

After finishing his killing task, he straightened his chest and pointed at his head and said: "I, the former general of the Heavenly Curtain Roller, the famous man next to the Jade Emperor, who in the world would not give me three points of thin noodles?"

When the prince heard this, he suddenly realized that everyone present today was a big man with a story!

Then he looked at Tang Sanzong curiously: "What kind of extraordinary identity does this holy monk have?"

Tang Sanbian waved his hand: "The poor monk is not as good as these disciples. He is just the godfather of Chang'an City of the Tang Dynasty. The people on the road give me three points of thin noodles and call me the third master with respect."

The more calm Tang San's burial was, the more mysterious he became to the princes!
With so many weird and arrogant disciples under his command, could the master be an ordinary person?

Zhu Bajie filled Tang San's wine glass properly and took the opportunity to flatter him: "My master really doesn't have any great status."

"It's just that my master has not paid much attention to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha!"

The prince's eyes lit up when he heard this. He raised his wine glass excitedly and said respectfully: "Since the holy monk and several disciples are all capable people."

"I, Shangguan, have never asked anyone for anything in my life. I only ask the holy monks and a few disciples to save the tens of thousands of people in Fengxian County!"

The voice fell.

The prince plopped down on his knees and drank all the strong wine in the glass!

Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, we will arrange a sweet shower after we finish eating!"

The prince's face was filled with joy, he stood up and waved his hand towards his subordinates, saying: "Come here, call the young master over quickly and pay homage to some holy monks!"

Master?

Hearing this, the expressions of Tang San and others changed slightly.

The prince introduced himself: "Several holy monks, I have an only son. He just turned twenty this year, but there are some... well, let's not mention it!"

Not long after, the noble prince whom he saw at the city gate walked in, led by several maids.

It just looked a bit miserable with a bruised nose and swollen face.

"It's you?!"

As soon as he saw how many people Tang San was burying, anger suddenly appeared in the eyes of the prince's son: "So the so-called holy monk is you?"

"Wow, you think you are the son of a prince?"

Zhu Bajie deliberately pretended to be surprised.

The prince's son's face darkened.

Is your expression a bit too exaggerated? "I thought you ran away, but I didn't expect you would dare to deliver it to your door yourself!"

The prince's son pointed at Tang San's entourage and said angrily: "Dad, it was this group of people who beat me, I want to kill them!"

"Hey, the last person who dared to talk to me like this had grass on his grave that was two meters high." Sun Xingzhe sneered.

"You...you dare to threaten me?"

The prince's son retracted his fingers silently and said with an inward look.

"I just let you live on the street, but you still dare to come here to complain?"

Zha Wujin's face darkened, and when he saw the prince's son, he stretched out his hand to grab him.

The prince's son was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, hugged the prince's thigh and yelled: "Dad...Dad, the monster wants to kill me, the monster wants to kill me!"

The prince's heart skipped a beat.

Although he didn't know whether the people in front of him were monsters or humans, it was obvious that they were definitely experts with great magic power.

If you offend them...

It's all my fault that I have been focusing on matters in Fengxian County over the years and neglected to educate my son, so he developed his bold character!

"Amitabha, Xiaosha, monks are merciful and don't kill!" Tang Sanzian shook his head and said.

"Thank you, holy monk...I will definitely educate this unworthy boy."

The Sheriff breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his face.

This master still speaks the truth...

However, before he could finish consoling himself, Tang San's devilish voice came to his ears again.

"Xiao Sha, go out and find a place to bury him."

The expression on the prince's face suddenly froze.

I just boasted in vain...

"Holy monk, have mercy. I only have a son. Please have mercy on me, holy monk, and spare his life!"

The prince of Fengxian County almost knelt down in front of Tang San's funeral.

Tang San buried hesitantly for a moment, then nodded slightly: "Since I only have one son, Xiaosha, find a geomantic treasure and bury him!"

???

The prince, who was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, almost spat out a mouthful of blood when he heard this.

Find a feng shui treasure to bury?

"Okay Master!"

Killing Jin laughed and dragged the prince's son outside, and soon there was a pitiful scream.

Five minutes later, Sha Wujin clapped his hands and walked in.

"Master, I heard that Jade Rat beat him up and turned him into a woman. Let's see if he dares to do evil in the future!"

The prince trembled when he heard this, and hurriedly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Holy Monk, the dog is doing evil and evil, and he deserves to be beaten to death. Please take pity on the holy monk and bring down a sweet rain for the people of Fengxian County!"

"Yeah." Tang Sanzian nodded.

Although this Fengxian County Marquis may not be a good father, he is at least a good official.

Seeing that the master had nodded, Sun Xingzhe looked at Fengxian County and said, "Master, for the sake of your love for the people, I, the old Sun, will send you a heavy rain!"

After saying that, Sun Xingzhe came to the center of the hall and muttered something.

Not long after, I heard a voice coming from the horizon:
"Sun Dasheng, I wonder why you called Xiaolong here today?"

Thick clouds gathered in the sky, and a figure slowly walked out of it. It was Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea!

(End of this chapter)