Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 291 Don’t yell at me here!
"Old Dragon King, long time no see!"

Sun Xingzhe looked at Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, who was coming, and said hello immediately.

"Sun Dasheng, long time no see!"

Ao Guang responded with a smile, raised his head and saw Tang San's burial, bowed slightly and said, "Xiaolong has seen the holy monk!"

Tang Sanzian nodded casually, which was regarded as a response.

Although this difficult situation is somewhat different from the plot of the original Journey to the West, the core of the story is still the familiar plot of Tang Sanzong.

Since the prince of Fengxian County has offended the Jade Emperor.

Even if the little monkey calls the Dragon King of the East China Sea over, it will be of no avail.

Sun Xingzhe waved his hand and said: "Old Dragon King, it's not a big deal for me to call you here this time. It's just that this place has been suffering from drought for many years and I want you to make it rain!"

"It turns out it's just raining. It's such a small thing..."

Ao Guang breathed a sigh of relief and was about to agree, but when he saw the location clearly, his face suddenly became ugly.

"This is Fengxian County?"

Ao Guang immediately shook his head: "Great Sage... Xiaolong can move clouds and make rain, but without the Jade Emperor's will, please forgive Xiaolong for being unable to do anything!"

If it rains in ordinary places, Ao Guang will give Sun Xingzhe face no matter what.

Let’s not talk about the distance, let’s just talk about the last time we were in Chechi Kingdom, Sun Xingzhe said a word and all the dragon kings from all over the world gathered together to start raining.

But this Fengxian County is the place where the Jade Emperor ordered it not to rain.

Even if Ao Guang was given a hundred courages, he would not dare to make it rain privately.

"Old Dragon King really refuses to let the rain go?" Sun Xingzhe's face froze.

"Great Sage, it's not that Xiaolong refuses. Please forgive Xiaolong for being unable to do anything this time!"

"If the Great Sage needs help for other matters, Xiaolong should go all out!"

Ao Guang had a troubled expression on his face and shook his head again to refuse.

Although Ao Guang said nicely and would do his best if he asked for help for anything else, anyone with a discerning eye would know at a glance that these were just prevarications and perfunctory words.

But when he was rejected by Ao Guang in front of so many people, Sun Xingzhe only felt that his face was dull, and he asked in a cold voice:
"Old Dragon King, I, Old Sun, never ask for help. Today I finally asked you for help. What do you mean by hesitating?"

Tang Sanzian also frowned and said: "Old Dragon King, the little monkey has said so, just let it rain. If you have any problems, just ask the Jade Emperor to come to me!"

"How dare Xiaolong shirk? Without God's decree, Xiaolong is really powerless!"

"Please also ask the Great Sage and the Holy Monk not to embarrass Xiaolong again!"

Ao Guang still shook his head, but felt a little happy in his heart.

When you, the monkey-headed one, made a big fuss in the East China Sea Dragon Palace, why didn't you think that one day you would beg for my head?

Now you know how to ask me?
Grandma!

"It really can't rain?" Tang Sanzian said coldly.

"There is really no other way. Please ask the holy monk to find another way!" Ao Guang held his head high, unmoved at all.

Ha ha.

Is this the attitude of asking for help?

Not to mention being humble, at least we should open up the practice of offering sacrifices to pray for rain...

You, master and disciple, still want me to risk disobeying the Jade Emperor's will to bring rain to Fengxian County?
What do you want to eat!

"Amitabha!"

Tang Sanzian clasped his hands together and closed his eyes expressionlessly: "Since the old Dragon King is unwilling to help, little monkey, let's beat him to death for dinner!"

The proud look on the old Dragon King's face suddenly froze, and his body trembled visibly.

"Holy Monk, you... you can't mess around!"

"Although I, the Dragon King of the Four Seas, do not check in at Heaven, I am still a serious civil servant in Heaven. You..."

"Da da da!"

Sun Xingzhe directly raised his AK47 and fired three shots at Ao Guang. In an instant, the old Dragon King was directly bombarded to the ground.

Sun Xingzhe grabbed Ao Guang's head and said disdainfully: "If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined!"

"Master, what kind of dragon meat do you want to eat tonight?"

Tang Sanzong glanced at Ao Guang expressionlessly: "Just look at the arrangements. Remember to cut off the faucet. It looks too ugly."

Ao Guang:? ? ?
This wave of operations made the princes of Fengxian County dumbfounded.

Damn it!The old Dragon King who was constantly making clouds and rain was beaten to death!
Where the hell did this fierce man come from?

The prince swallowed in fear and asked in a low voice: "Holy... holy monk, what should we do now?"

Although the Dragon King was called, he would rather die than rain.

Isn't this the end of the calf.

"It's okay. Since it doesn't rain in the East China Sea, there are still three dragon kings in the West Sea, South China Sea and Beihai. At worst, we will all be kidnapped."

"If it doesn't rain, I'll knock the other one to death and cook it in braised sauce. There will always be those who are willing to let it rain." Tang Sanzian said nonchalantly.

Prince:...

"Isn't this bad?" The corner of the Junhou's mouth twitched.

"It seems a little bad..."

Tang Sanzian licked his lips thoughtfully, and then said: "Then don't braise them all, leave one to be steamed and try it."

"Little monkey, I will go to the sky with you later to deal with this matter."

Although the mouth said so.

But Tang Sanzun couldn't really capture all the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas.

The main source of the matter is in the sky. If this matter is not solved, even such a rain will not change anything.

"Master, I'll make sweet and sour pork ribs for you from this dragon's spine. It will definitely be delicious."

Zhu Bajie picked up the Dragon King of the East China Sea and started to prepare with a boning knife in his hand.

Tang Sanzan: ...

I just said that casually, do you really want to eat him?

"Master, it tastes good when eaten raw. Would you like to slice some dragon meat?"

On the other side, Sha Wujin didn't know when he was holding a dragon claw and chewing it in his mouth.

What the fuck? !
Tang San was shocked.

I usually don't see you being so active in slaying demons, so I just said, "Eat dragon meat," and you took the first bite?

"Ahhh! It hurts me so much!!"

Ao Guang suddenly screamed in pain and struggled violently.

"Forget it, little piggy, let's..."

Tang Sanfang thought for a while, after all, the Dragon King of the East China Sea was responsible for making clouds and rain in the world, so a little punishment would be enough.

If he is really killed by himself, finding another god who is responsible for making clouds and rain may not be as good as him.

But before Tang San could finish his words, he heard a "bang" sound, and the old Dragon King's body hit the ground heavily, and he passed out.

"Master, what did you just say?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzong with his boning knife and asked.

Tang Sanzan: ...

"It's okay, remember to give me a plate of raw dragon slices." Tang Sanzhan said, wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"okay!"

While Zhu Ba Jie and Sha Wu Jin were preparing the ingredients, Tang San Bian and Sun Xing Zhe jumped into the air.

It didn't take long for them to arrive outside Nantianmen.

The people watching the gate have been replaced by clairvoyants and ears.

The first time they saw Tang Sanzian and Sun Xingzhe appear, their extremely protruding clairvoyance blocked their way.

"who?"

"Learners!"

Hearing Tang Sanzun's reply, Qianliyan was stunned for a moment and then asked, "But are you here for the people of Fengxian County?"

"Not bad!"

Shunfeng Er immediately shouted in a mocking tone: "The people of Fengxian County have offended Your Majesty. If you come here for this reason, go back as soon as possible!"

Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes, raised his hand and slapped Shunfeng Er directly on the big ear.

"You, the janitor, need to correct your attitude. Don't yell at me here!"

(End of this chapter)