Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 31 Zen Master Wuchao who was deceived and became lame (please subscribe and recommend for rewards!!)

"Mage, please stay!"

Although this is Journey to the West and not the period of prehistoric deification of gods.

But when Tang Sanzan heard such a lawful words like "Fellow Taoist, please stop", he was so frightened that his back broke out in a cold sweat.

No, no, no?

Could it be that the legendary boss came out of Beihai Eye and changed his catchphrase with the times?
Tang Sanzong followed the sound and rolled down the window.

I saw a chubby old monk, smiling and waving towards Tang Sanzan and the others in the car.

Tang San was relieved.

Fortunately, it's not a man with a crooked neck riding a black panther...

Sun Xingzhe hit his head on the car door, his forehead was red, got out of the car and shouted angrily: "Where did the old man come from?"

If it weren't for the old man standing in front of the car, Aaron wouldn't have made a sudden stop...

Zhu Bajie stretched out his head to have a look, and immediately said: "Master, Brother Hou, this is Zen Master Wuchao!"

"The exercises I told you to cure Miss Gao's cold illness were obtained from him!"

So it was him?

Tang Sanzan knew it in his heart.

Although in the original Journey to the West, there are not many descriptions of this Zen Master Wuchao, but Tang Sanzan also has a general memory in his mind.

The origin of this Zen master Wuchao is extremely mysterious. He was known as the Lu Ya Taoist in the Conferred Gods Calamity.

He was also one of the few people in the entire Conferred God Quantity Tribulation who was able to retreat completely, and later became Zen Master Wuchao who was inseparable from Buddhism.

Speaking of which, he is not a good person, he is a proper twenty-five boy.

Zen Master Wuchao looked at the master and the disciples, did not proclaim the Buddha's name, but put his hands together and said: "The holy monk is here, I am far away to welcome you..."

Tang Sanzang showed displeasure, and asked: "Old monk, your traffic awareness is weak. If Aaron hadn't braked in time, wouldn't you want to touch porcelain here?"

Zen Master Wuchao was taken aback for a moment, and choked back abruptly when the words reached his mouth.

Why does this pilgrim feel a little weird?

Although he and the group of people in Lingshan are not on the right track, but now that the West is in Daxing, he has long been waiting for the Buddhist scriptures here, hoping to gain a wave of merit from them.

After all, I have spent so many years and used so many vests from the Lich Tribulation to the Journey to the West now, and I have long understood what is the most important thing in this world?

Merit is the most important thing!

Thinking of this, Zen Master Wuchao said: "Don't blame the holy monk. If you dare to ask, you are a person who went to the West to learn scriptures?"

Tang Sanzan looked at the smiling Zen Master Wuchao, and said coldly, "So what?"

Zen Master Wuchao clasped his hands together: "Holy monk, don't think about it too much. It's just that there are many monsters and tigers and leopards on the road to the west to learn scriptures. Therefore, I want to give the holy monk a volume of "Multi-Heart Sutra". There are 54 sentences and a total of 270 characters. If Where you encounter miasma, if you recite this sutra, there will be no harm."

Tang Sanbing smiled disdainfully.

If it were the original Tang Seng, I am afraid that he would really need this "Duo Heart Sutra" to embolden him along the way.

To put it bluntly, this "Multi-Heart Sutra" is for Tang Seng to recite a few sentences to comfort himself when he encounters fear.

It’s useless!
Seeing Zen Master Wuchao's serious expression, Tang Sanzan deliberately asked: "Is it really so powerful? Then read a few words and I'll listen to you!"

Zen Master Wuchao came here casually: "Guan Zi Zai Bodhisattva, walking in the deep prajna paramita, sees that all five aggregates are empty, and overcomes all hardships. Shariputra, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form; form is emptiness, and emptiness is form..."

But Tang Sanzan lost interest after hearing a few sentences.

Zen Master Wuchao saw that Tang Sanzan didn't listen to his chanting seriously at all, and his face became ugly.

Although I also have the purpose of earning merit, this Heart Sutra is indeed a treasure of Buddhism.

What do you mean by shaking your head?
"Could it be that the holy monk doesn't like my "Multi-Heart Sutra", or is it that the holy monk has already comprehended it?"

Tang Sanzan chuckled: "It's not just comprehension, every word and deed of the poor monk is in line with the teachings of your "Multi-Heart Sutra"!"

???

Zen Master Wuchao was taken aback for a moment, and then looked up and down Tang Sanzan again.

This "Multi-Heart Sutra" hasn't been circulated yet, you will know it?

Where's the prankster?

"Since this is the case, I dare to ask the holy monk the first sentence in the "Multi-Heart Sutra": Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva walks the deep Prajna Paramita, and when he sees that the five aggregates are empty, he overcomes all hardships. How do you explain it?"

Tang Sanzan smiled slightly: "Isn't the meaning obvious?"

"I feel that I am a Bodhisattva. After practicing, I found that the five aggregates of form, feeling, thought, action, and consciousness are all fucking empty. If you practice according to this, then you will suffer old sins!"

Zen Master Wuchao was taken aback for a moment, how could there be such an explanation?

No wonder Jin Chanzi, the predecessor of Tang Sanzan, as one of the five worms in the wild, can become a disciple of the Tathagata.

Sure enough, the view of Buddhism is extraordinary!
Thinking of this, Zen Master Wuchao asked again: "That form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. The same is true for perception and awareness.

How to explain? "

Tang Sanzan chuckled: "This is even simpler."

"The meaning of these few words is that if you want sex, you can't just dream about it. What's the use of thinking about it? You have to dare to think and do it. If you have a lustful heart, you must have the courage to act. Thinking of this, I think I want to be sexy too. astringent……"

???

Zen Master Wuchao was completely stunned, scratched his bald head vigorously, and asked again: "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, how can you explain it when you turn back and see the shore?"

Tang Sanyan: "It means that the road ahead is too difficult. Turn back as soon as possible. Don't go!"

Zen Master Wuchao continued to ask: "Then put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha right away?"

Tang Sanzan: "It means that I will ask you with a big knife if I am a Buddha. If you say no, then I will chop you off on the ground. If you say I am a Buddha, then I will set the knife on the ground and let you go." .”

Zen Master Wuchao's face turned pale, and he took two steps back uncontrollably: "Then all dharmas are based on the mind, and everything is created?"

"I have the final say on the rules on this road. If you don't listen to me, I will make you!"

Zen Master Wuchao looked at Tang Sanzan, and finally asked: "Then, then... What does it mean if I don't go to hell and who goes to hell?"

Tang Sanzan smiled slightly: "It means that I don't go to hell anyway, whoever wants to go will go!"

???

Zen Master Wuchao was in a trance, and his thinking even became chaotic at this moment.

"Could it be...could it be that all the Buddhism I have practiced over the years is wrong?"

"Is this what Buddhism is like?"

……

No no no!

Zen Master Wuchao shook his head vigorously, put these thoughts behind him, and shouted angrily: "Tang Sanzhu! You are talking nonsense!"

"Why do you misinterpret the Buddhist scriptures as a man appointed by God?!"

Tang Sanzan smiled calmly: "Old man, you think that the Dharma is profound, but you are just sticking to your old ways."

"Buddha has no form, and everyone has his or her own understanding. Different people will naturally have different opinions after reading the same Buddhist scripture!"

"If you want to refute me because my explanation is different from yours, how can the world go to Buddha?"

"Why not just listen to one person?"

"Is this the Dharma you have understood?"

Tang Sanbu's words were like Hong Zhong Dalu buzzing in the ears of Zen Master Wuchao.

The stunned Zen Master Wuchao staggered back a few steps, and couldn't help spurting out a mouthful of blood.

He asked with a pale face, "Holy Monk, how many understandings does this Buddhism have? How can we reach the highest level?"

"The interpretation of Buddhism lies in people. There are as many interpretations as there are people. In other words, everyone is a Buddha, and everyone is not a Buddha!"

"As for the highest state of Buddhism, you need to understand it yourself!"

Zen Master Wu Chao pondered Tang Sanzan's words carefully in his mind, feeling that his tens of thousands of years of worldview had been subverted.

Expert!
No wonder he can become a man appointed to learn from the scriptures!

Zen Master Wuchao clasped his hands together: "Listening to the words of the holy monk today is better than comprehending the ten thousand years of Buddhist scriptures!"

"I also ask the holy monk to show me, what should I do to understand the profound Buddha Dharma?"

Tang Sanzan took out two taels of silver from his body and handed it to Zen Master Wuchao.

He explained: "You take this money and go to a human city to find a brothel. Afterwards, you will naturally have no desires and desires, and reach the highest level!"

Zen Master Wuchao took the money from Tang Sanzan's hand and said impatiently, "I'll go right away!"

"I don't believe it anymore, can you comprehend Buddhist scriptures by going to a brothel?"

Thinking that this Zen Master Wuchao has a cultivation base, and is even an old virgin with tens of thousands of years...

Tang Sanzan hesitated for a moment: "If you can't experience that feeling once, remember to experience it several times!"

Zen Master Wuchao's old face flushed with excitement: "Thank you, Holy Monk, for your guidance!"

Tang Sanzan laughed.

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