Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 32 Why do you monster still have bad breath?
"Master, old pig, I also want to learn Buddhism!"

"Follow you to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, you have to learn the Dharma!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened as he watched Zen Master Wuchao take two taels of silver from Tang San's hand and leave.

He had been in the Gao family for three years, and he had worked hard and never complained, and he had never done anything out of the ordinary.

At best, I would take the opportunity to touch Gao Cuilan's little hands when she was taking the cold away...

Tang Sanzhe glanced at Zhu Bajie angrily, and said, "Little pig, you are not a serious monk, you just joined the scripture learning team today, and you want to learn Buddhism?"

"If you dare to learn Buddhism today, will you dare to learn foreign languages ​​tomorrow?"

Tang Sanzun opened the car door and got in the car.

Zhu Bajie nodded solemnly: "Master is right, the journey to the west is long, and the countries we pass along the way are unknown, and foreign languages ​​​​have to be learned!"

“My old pig likes learning foreign languages ​​the most!”

Sun Xingzhe was simple-minded, and he didn't understand what Tang Sanzan and Zhu Bajie said, but nodded in approval.

"Master, I think the idiot is right. Foreign languages ​​are very important, and my grandson wants to learn them too!"

"Pfft!"

Listening to Sun Xingzhe's serious words, Aaron, who transformed into a Hummer, couldn't help laughing anymore.

???

Tang Sanzan is a little speechless, do you really not understand, or are you pretending not to understand with me here?

Seeing the two apprentices' humbly eager to learn, Tang Sanzan said:

"As a teacher, there is a Baixiang Pavilion in the city that never sleeps in the Tang Dynasty. When I have free time, I can take you there to learn foreign languages. People from the four major continents can basically find it there."

"If it happens, let alone Buddhism, we can discuss Taoism, Confucianism, monsters and ghosts."

"Hey, I knew that Master is proficient in foreign languages ​​and profound in Buddhism. It turns out that he has his own cram school in Datang. I have to study harder..."

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Tang Sanzan nodded helplessly, urging Aaron to speed up and go west.

Futu Mountain covers a very large area. Because of the existence of Zen Master Wuchao, there are no ghosts and ghosts here, but it feels like a "fairyland on earth".

Tang Sanzhu's master and disciples traveled unimpeded all the way, and they drove for half a day before they walked out of the boundary of Futu Mountain.

"Master, a stone monument appeared out of thin air on the road ahead, blocking the way!"

Hummer Aaron braked and stopped in the middle of the road.

Tang San buried his master and his disciples and got out of the car.

All I saw was a small poem engraved on a tall stone in the middle of the road:
"...Pay close attention to the black pine forest, there are many monsters and foxes blocking the way. The city is full of elves, and the demon lord lives in the mountains. The tiger sits in the piano hall, and the wolf is the master. Lions and elephants are kings, and tigers and leopards are kings..."

"The holy monk traveled westward all the way, and the journey is far away. This verse should be a gift from the old monk!"

Zhu Bajie stepped forward and read the handwriting on the stone, and said, "It seems that it was left by Zen Master Wuchao."

"Master, do you know what the above gatha means?"

Tang Sanzan finished reciting the verse silently, then sighed and said, "This Chan Master Wuchao is also a formidable person. This verse talks about the catastrophe we will encounter all the way west."

"Let's go, just pay attention to these places in the back!"

The three masters and apprentices got in the car and continued westward.

Beyond the boundary of Futu Mountain is Yima Pingchuan.

When it was getting late, Hummer Aaron stopped beside a water stream.

"Disciples, I want to eat fish for my teacher!"

Zhu Bajie turned over and got out of the car, and said respectfully: "I am good at fighting in the water!"

"Master, wait a moment, I, old pig, will come as soon as I go!"

As a rookie in the westbound team, Zhu Bajie was the very sensible one to get off the car first.

Among the master's disciples, Sun Xingzhe slays demons and demons, and Aaron works hard as a mount, but he is the only one who has not yet accomplished anything!

So Zhu Bajie wanted to take this opportunity to show off in front of the master.

With that said, Zhu Bajie rolled up his trousers and prepared to go into the water.

Sun Xingzhe stopped him and said with a suddenly heavy expression: "Something's wrong!"

"Twelve points are very wrong!"

Zhu Bajie frowned slightly, and immediately became alert: "What's wrong?"

"It's demonic!"

Sun Xingzhe stared around, took out the AK47 and held it in his hand, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.

The land here is extremely desolate, and everything you can see is yellow sand all over the sky, and the grass and trees are withered and yellow.

But there is a water stream here...

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
Zhu Bajie raised his hand to hold the nine-tooth nail rake in his hand, and shouted angrily: "Where is the evildoer daring to be presumptuous in front of your Grandpa Pig? Why don't you show up soon?!"

The sound drifted away with the wind, and there was nothing unusual about it.

Sun Xingzhe frowned, still feeling a little uneasy.

"Idiot, you guard Master, I'll go to the front to check on the situation!"

Although with the master's strength, there is no need to worry about any demons and ghosts.

But this will be Master's dinner time.

Sun Xingzhe didn't want any monster to come out and spoil the master's interest.

After learning the lesson of losing the spices in Yingchoujian last time, Sun Xingzhe now knows that in the eyes of the master, nothing is more important than eating!
Furthermore, the master is now refining his heart in the world of mortals, and is about to take the last step. If you can prevent the master from making a move, it is better not to let the master make a move.

Otherwise, what is the use of Master accepting him as an apprentice?
Zhu Bajie nodded: "Elder brother, don't worry, it will be absolutely fine with me here, Master!"

"I have been the son-in-law of the Gao family for three years, and I am the best at washing and cooking!"

"When you come back, prepare for a full fish feast!"

Zhu Bajie wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and patted his chest to promise.

Sun Xingzhe jumped up and nodded towards Zhu Bajie.

"Remember to patrol more often and don't let monsters affect Master's meal!"

"Don't worry, with my old pig here, no one can touch Master's fish!"

Tang Sanzan looked at Zhu Bajie with satisfaction, and said, "It's still the little pig who understands my thoughts."

"Unlike this monkey, the last time we were stunned in Yingchoujian, he lost all the spices he brought from Chang'an City for his master!"

The Hummer Aaron who was parked aside suddenly felt the master's gaze drifting towards him vaguely, causing him to shrink his neck quietly in fright.

……

Sun Xingzhe soared into the sky, and his vision expanded.

The scenery of the entire wasteland of [-] miles is unobstructed.

With the blessing of fiery eyes and golden eyes, Sun Xingzhe's eyesight is extremely good. Even if a mosquito flies by, he can still identify the male and female.

"It seems that I was worrying too much. There should be no problem here."

Sun Xingzhe shook his head and was about to turn around and leave.

"Jie Jie Jie..."

A burst of strange laughter suddenly sounded behind me...

"monster!?"

Sun Xingzhe turned around suddenly, only to see a ferocious monster appearing behind him at some point.

Before he could pull the trigger.

Seeing the monster's mouth open in an instant, it gathered all its strength and blew towards Sun Xingzhe suddenly!
There was a sudden madness between heaven and earth, and yellow sand was everywhere.

Sun Xingzhe was caught off guard, his figure floated up like a kite with its string cut off, and the muzzle of the AK47 moved uncontrollably.

"court death!"

Sun Xingzhe reacted quickly, tried his best to stabilize his figure, and aimed his gun at the monster again.

next second.

Two yellow teeth that hadn't been brushed for many years appeared at the corners of the monster's mouth, and it blew again at Sun Xingzhe!
"puff!"

A mouthful of colored yellow wind blew out, and Sun Xingzhe's golden eyes were so hot that they were directly smoked.

"Grass ah ah ah!!!"

"You monster haven't brushed your teeth for many years, and you still have fucking bad breath!!"

"Yuck~"

Sun Xingzhe kept rubbing his eyes, and his shrill voice spread throughout the desert.

On the other side, Zhu Bajie, who was preparing a fish feast for Tang Sanzan, was stunned when he heard the voice, and then his face changed.

"Master, big brother, it's not an accident, is it?"

(End of this chapter)