Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 33 You people who are playing conspiracy are really dirty!
Chapter 33 You people who are playing conspiracy are really dirty!
Tang Sanzan stood up and looked at the yellow sand flying all over the sky, and got up into the Humvee without saying a word.
"Could it be Huangfengling here?"
According to the original content of Journey to the West, after exiting Gaolaozhuang and passing Futu Mountain, the next difficulty is Huangfengling.
It's just that Tang Sanbian didn't expect that the Hummer was going so fast that there would be no buffer between 81 and [-].
It's really hard to catch up!
"Little pig, that little monkey is not a big problem. Put all the finished fish in the car first, so as not to fall into the wind and sand!"
Sitting on the Humvee, Tang Sanzun watched the strong wind like a sandstorm, recalling the description of this passage in the original book in his mind.
Knowing that this wind is the yellow wind monster sending a signal to those big guys in the sky.
It was also because of this strong wind that Manjushri’s green-haired lion ran away, and Samantabhadra’s white elephant followed suit, and Taishang Laojun’s green bull came out of the cowshed...
It can be said that this wind has given a signal to those big guys in the sky who want to gain merit. From now on, the world will be in chaos, and the demons and monsters on the westward journey are getting ready...
On Huangfeng Ridge, Sun Xingzhe staggered back, tears streaming from his eyes.
That wind can blow the darkness of the sky and the earth, is good at blowing ghosts and gods' sorrows, cracks rocks and collapses cliffs, and blows people's lives away. Only the gods and immortals can be eliminated!
He didn't know how far he had walked, but Sun Xingzhe felt that his eyesight had improved slightly, and he wanted to return to the place as soon as possible to remind his master.
But when he fixed his eyes, he found that he didn't know where he was. The pain in his eyes made him unable to recognize the direction for a while...
"Why did the Great Sage come to Huangfengling in advance?"
Just as Sun Xingzhe was worried about finding out the direction, an old man with white eyebrows and beard walked up to Sun Xingzhe with a peaceful expression.
"Tai Jinxing?"
Sun Xingzhe tried his best to widen his eyes before he recognized him, and told Taibai Jinxing what he had encountered in Huangfengling.
Taibai Jinxing froze in place.
According to the script, it will take at least a month for the pilgrim to come over, right?
I came here ahead of time based on my experience in Shuangcha Ridge last time, and the house has not yet been transformed, so you tell me that you have arrived?
Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Xingzhe in doubt and said, "Hey, how did you master and apprentice come ahead of time..."
Before he finished speaking, Sun Xingzhe said urgently: "Old man Taibai, my eyes are injured. Please help me find the direction quickly to find my master!"
"Hehe, the Great Sage is worried that the Buddhist learner will be captured by that monster?"
Although Taibai Jinxing didn't understand why the script assigned to him this time changed again in time.
But he knew that there would be absolutely no problem with the personal safety of the pilgrims.
Sun Xingzhe said, "I'm worried that Huang Feng's strange creation of such a sandstorm will affect Master's ability to eat fish!"
"Eat fish?"
Taibai Jinxing recalled in her mind the scene when she saw Tang San's burial in Shuangcha Ridge, and knew that this Buddhist pilgrim seemed to prefer eating some animals...
"In that case, let's hurry over!"
Taibai Jinxing took Sun Xingzhe with him in the clouds, and it didn't take long to find Tang San and his entourage.
I saw Tang Sanzan and Zhu Bajie sitting in the car eating a whole fish feast, without any interference from the outside world.
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
Taibai Jinxing:? ? ?
"Master, I'm back, are you okay?"
Tang Sanzun ate pickled fish and looked at Sun Xingzhe: "It's okay, I just heard you calling outside, so I hurriedly asked Xiao Zhuzhu to bring the food to the car."
"It's a good thing you reminded me, otherwise the fish would have been ruined."
Sun Xingzhe: So love will disappear, right?Master, is it important that I haven’t eaten yet?
"Hey, I didn't pay attention to Lao Bai just now, why did you come here with the little monkey?"
Taibai Jinxing waved his hand towards Tang Sanzong: "Is the holy monk okay?"
Tang Sanzan frowned, and looked at Taibai with a half-smile: "I'm fine, but I don't know why you are here?"
"This……"
Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a moment, he couldn't say that he was here specifically to cause trouble for Tang San, right?
"I just happened to be passing by... passing by!"
Tang Sanzun asked: "Then what happened to the Yellow Wind Monster here?"
Did the scripture learners know the script again?
Taibai Jinxing was taken aback.
When I went back to Shuangcha Ridge, I thought about it for a long time before I realized it. I was tricked by Tang Monk, and I was caught.
With the experience of last time, Taibai Jinxing must not be detoured into the ditch by him this time.
After calming down, Taibai Jinxing said: "Holy Monk, the little immortal really doesn't know about this yellow wind monster. It's just that he encountered the great sage in the sky with his eyes damaged, so he stopped by to help him..."
Taibai Jinxing thought that this reason was unassailable.
It's not on my own initiative.
Obviously Monkey Sun invited me over!
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he stopped eating the fish in his hand, and hurriedly raised his eyes to look into Sun Xingzhe's eyes.
Seeing that his eyes were red, Zhu Bajie shouted eagerly: "Master, look at the eyes of the senior brother, if the senior brother becomes blind, there will be another blind monk in our team from now on."
Tang Sanzian smiled slightly, his gaze resting on Taibai Jinxing's face, "Old Bai, since you are here, can you help me look at the little monkey's eyes?"
"No... no problem!"
Being stared at by Tang Sanzan, Taibai Jinxing felt hairy.
Although according to the script, he was originally here to cure the monkey's eyes.
But that's not how the story goes?
Why have my plots been messed up since I met this scripture learner in Shuangcha Ridge?
Taibai Jinxing was full of doubts, but still took out a small jar of agate stone from his pocket and handed it to Sun Xingzhe.
"Great Sage, there is Sanhua Jiuzi ointment inside, which can cure all kinds of eyelids. You can apply it on your eye sockets and you will be cured!"
Zhu Bajie took the ointment and helped Sun Xingzhe apply it.
Taibai Jinxing silently breathed a sigh of relief.
This difficult script of mine has been successfully completed, and all that's left to do is to introduce the next leading actor.
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing said: "I didn't expect this yellow wind to be so powerful. If you want to get through it, you have to find the Dingfeng Orb!"
Tang Sanzun said: "Old Bai, after a few days without seeing you, your acting skills are getting worse and worse?!"
Taibai Jinxing suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
next second!
Tang Sanzan continued: "Are you trying to say that the Dingfeng Orb is at Lingji Bodhisattva, and you want us to find Lingji Bodhisattva to collect this yellow wind monster?"
!!!
really!
The scripture learner really knows the script of Journey to the West!
Taibai Jinxing was completely confused.
This time I didn't say anything!
"Old Bai, tell me honestly what's going on with this yellow wind monster. I don't need to say anything else, right?"
Tang Sanzong pressed forward step by step, leaning forward slightly, looking at Taibai Jinxing with his eyes like knives.
Bodhisattva!
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that your script has leaked!
Taibai Jinxing's old face twisted into a ball, sighed and said: "Since the holy monk knows, I have nothing to hide."
"This yellow wind monster was originally a yellow-haired mink that became a spirit. He worked for the Taishang Laojun for a few years, and after learning a little bit of samadhi kamikaze, he wandered around."
"Later, I found out that this guy has good social skills, so I arranged for him to go to the west to run business, but I never thought that the people in Lingshan would see through his identity...
So Lingshan made up a cover that he stole oil and wanted to kill it, but he didn't expect the yellow wind monster to escape..."
Tang Sanzan frowned, and interrupted Taibai Jinxing: "Old Bai, you must be honest! With the strength of the Yellow Wind Monster, can you escape from Lingshan?"
"You don't want me to tell Guanyin that you hindered the plan of learning scriptures, do you?"
Here again?
Taibai Jinxing was so angry that his teeth itched, but he couldn't do anything about Tang Sanzhu.
He continued with a depressed face: "It was indeed me who helped him escape from Lingshan's pursuit back then. After all, he was working for the Heavenly Court. If something goes wrong, if he doesn't get it, who would dare to work for the Heavenly Court in the future?"
Tang Sanzian sneered: "So you backhandedly arranged for the yellow wind monster to stop me here, and then let Lingji kill him legitimately. In this way, you not only arranged for the yellow wind monster, but also sold Lingshan's face?"
"You guys who are playing conspiracy really have dirty hearts!"
(End of this chapter)
Tang Sanzan stood up and looked at the yellow sand flying all over the sky, and got up into the Humvee without saying a word.
"Could it be Huangfengling here?"
According to the original content of Journey to the West, after exiting Gaolaozhuang and passing Futu Mountain, the next difficulty is Huangfengling.
It's just that Tang Sanbian didn't expect that the Hummer was going so fast that there would be no buffer between 81 and [-].
It's really hard to catch up!
"Little pig, that little monkey is not a big problem. Put all the finished fish in the car first, so as not to fall into the wind and sand!"
Sitting on the Humvee, Tang Sanzun watched the strong wind like a sandstorm, recalling the description of this passage in the original book in his mind.
Knowing that this wind is the yellow wind monster sending a signal to those big guys in the sky.
It was also because of this strong wind that Manjushri’s green-haired lion ran away, and Samantabhadra’s white elephant followed suit, and Taishang Laojun’s green bull came out of the cowshed...
It can be said that this wind has given a signal to those big guys in the sky who want to gain merit. From now on, the world will be in chaos, and the demons and monsters on the westward journey are getting ready...
On Huangfeng Ridge, Sun Xingzhe staggered back, tears streaming from his eyes.
That wind can blow the darkness of the sky and the earth, is good at blowing ghosts and gods' sorrows, cracks rocks and collapses cliffs, and blows people's lives away. Only the gods and immortals can be eliminated!
He didn't know how far he had walked, but Sun Xingzhe felt that his eyesight had improved slightly, and he wanted to return to the place as soon as possible to remind his master.
But when he fixed his eyes, he found that he didn't know where he was. The pain in his eyes made him unable to recognize the direction for a while...
"Why did the Great Sage come to Huangfengling in advance?"
Just as Sun Xingzhe was worried about finding out the direction, an old man with white eyebrows and beard walked up to Sun Xingzhe with a peaceful expression.
"Tai Jinxing?"
Sun Xingzhe tried his best to widen his eyes before he recognized him, and told Taibai Jinxing what he had encountered in Huangfengling.
Taibai Jinxing froze in place.
According to the script, it will take at least a month for the pilgrim to come over, right?
I came here ahead of time based on my experience in Shuangcha Ridge last time, and the house has not yet been transformed, so you tell me that you have arrived?
Taibai Jinxing looked at Sun Xingzhe in doubt and said, "Hey, how did you master and apprentice come ahead of time..."
Before he finished speaking, Sun Xingzhe said urgently: "Old man Taibai, my eyes are injured. Please help me find the direction quickly to find my master!"
"Hehe, the Great Sage is worried that the Buddhist learner will be captured by that monster?"
Although Taibai Jinxing didn't understand why the script assigned to him this time changed again in time.
But he knew that there would be absolutely no problem with the personal safety of the pilgrims.
Sun Xingzhe said, "I'm worried that Huang Feng's strange creation of such a sandstorm will affect Master's ability to eat fish!"
"Eat fish?"
Taibai Jinxing recalled in her mind the scene when she saw Tang San's burial in Shuangcha Ridge, and knew that this Buddhist pilgrim seemed to prefer eating some animals...
"In that case, let's hurry over!"
Taibai Jinxing took Sun Xingzhe with him in the clouds, and it didn't take long to find Tang San and his entourage.
I saw Tang Sanzan and Zhu Bajie sitting in the car eating a whole fish feast, without any interference from the outside world.
Sun Xingzhe:? ? ?
Taibai Jinxing:? ? ?
"Master, I'm back, are you okay?"
Tang Sanzun ate pickled fish and looked at Sun Xingzhe: "It's okay, I just heard you calling outside, so I hurriedly asked Xiao Zhuzhu to bring the food to the car."
"It's a good thing you reminded me, otherwise the fish would have been ruined."
Sun Xingzhe: So love will disappear, right?Master, is it important that I haven’t eaten yet?
"Hey, I didn't pay attention to Lao Bai just now, why did you come here with the little monkey?"
Taibai Jinxing waved his hand towards Tang Sanzong: "Is the holy monk okay?"
Tang Sanzan frowned, and looked at Taibai with a half-smile: "I'm fine, but I don't know why you are here?"
"This……"
Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a moment, he couldn't say that he was here specifically to cause trouble for Tang San, right?
"I just happened to be passing by... passing by!"
Tang Sanzun asked: "Then what happened to the Yellow Wind Monster here?"
Did the scripture learners know the script again?
Taibai Jinxing was taken aback.
When I went back to Shuangcha Ridge, I thought about it for a long time before I realized it. I was tricked by Tang Monk, and I was caught.
With the experience of last time, Taibai Jinxing must not be detoured into the ditch by him this time.
After calming down, Taibai Jinxing said: "Holy Monk, the little immortal really doesn't know about this yellow wind monster. It's just that he encountered the great sage in the sky with his eyes damaged, so he stopped by to help him..."
Taibai Jinxing thought that this reason was unassailable.
It's not on my own initiative.
Obviously Monkey Sun invited me over!
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he stopped eating the fish in his hand, and hurriedly raised his eyes to look into Sun Xingzhe's eyes.
Seeing that his eyes were red, Zhu Bajie shouted eagerly: "Master, look at the eyes of the senior brother, if the senior brother becomes blind, there will be another blind monk in our team from now on."
Tang Sanzian smiled slightly, his gaze resting on Taibai Jinxing's face, "Old Bai, since you are here, can you help me look at the little monkey's eyes?"
"No... no problem!"
Being stared at by Tang Sanzan, Taibai Jinxing felt hairy.
Although according to the script, he was originally here to cure the monkey's eyes.
But that's not how the story goes?
Why have my plots been messed up since I met this scripture learner in Shuangcha Ridge?
Taibai Jinxing was full of doubts, but still took out a small jar of agate stone from his pocket and handed it to Sun Xingzhe.
"Great Sage, there is Sanhua Jiuzi ointment inside, which can cure all kinds of eyelids. You can apply it on your eye sockets and you will be cured!"
Zhu Bajie took the ointment and helped Sun Xingzhe apply it.
Taibai Jinxing silently breathed a sigh of relief.
This difficult script of mine has been successfully completed, and all that's left to do is to introduce the next leading actor.
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing said: "I didn't expect this yellow wind to be so powerful. If you want to get through it, you have to find the Dingfeng Orb!"
Tang Sanzun said: "Old Bai, after a few days without seeing you, your acting skills are getting worse and worse?!"
Taibai Jinxing suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
next second!
Tang Sanzan continued: "Are you trying to say that the Dingfeng Orb is at Lingji Bodhisattva, and you want us to find Lingji Bodhisattva to collect this yellow wind monster?"
!!!
really!
The scripture learner really knows the script of Journey to the West!
Taibai Jinxing was completely confused.
This time I didn't say anything!
"Old Bai, tell me honestly what's going on with this yellow wind monster. I don't need to say anything else, right?"
Tang Sanzong pressed forward step by step, leaning forward slightly, looking at Taibai Jinxing with his eyes like knives.
Bodhisattva!
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that your script has leaked!
Taibai Jinxing's old face twisted into a ball, sighed and said: "Since the holy monk knows, I have nothing to hide."
"This yellow wind monster was originally a yellow-haired mink that became a spirit. He worked for the Taishang Laojun for a few years, and after learning a little bit of samadhi kamikaze, he wandered around."
"Later, I found out that this guy has good social skills, so I arranged for him to go to the west to run business, but I never thought that the people in Lingshan would see through his identity...
So Lingshan made up a cover that he stole oil and wanted to kill it, but he didn't expect the yellow wind monster to escape..."
Tang Sanzan frowned, and interrupted Taibai Jinxing: "Old Bai, you must be honest! With the strength of the Yellow Wind Monster, can you escape from Lingshan?"
"You don't want me to tell Guanyin that you hindered the plan of learning scriptures, do you?"
Here again?
Taibai Jinxing was so angry that his teeth itched, but he couldn't do anything about Tang Sanzhu.
He continued with a depressed face: "It was indeed me who helped him escape from Lingshan's pursuit back then. After all, he was working for the Heavenly Court. If something goes wrong, if he doesn't get it, who would dare to work for the Heavenly Court in the future?"
Tang Sanzian sneered: "So you backhandedly arranged for the yellow wind monster to stop me here, and then let Lingji kill him legitimately. In this way, you not only arranged for the yellow wind monster, but also sold Lingshan's face?"
"You guys who are playing conspiracy really have dirty hearts!"
(End of this chapter)
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