Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 34 One-stop service of Huangfengling Bathhouse ([-] words for subscription recommendation!)

"You guys who are playing conspiracy really have dirty hearts!"

Tang Sanzian looked at Taibai Jinxing, who looked harmless to humans and animals, and expressed sympathy for the Yellow Wind Monster's tragic experience.

Whoever told you not to be a good monster, you must go crooked and become a spy.

Now that your identity has been exposed, are you still hoping for a way out?
"Did you tell the yellow wind monster this time that you can live forever if you eat my flesh?"

Tang Sanzong raised his head and suddenly asked.

"This……"

Taibai Jinxing blushed, and said a little embarrassedly: "Don't blame the holy monk, after all, the Heavenly Court has no budget for the westbound plan..."

"In order to let these monsters contribute, I can only...can only write a verbal check..."

After saying this, Bai Jinxing blushed.

As the person in charge of the heavenly aspect of the Westbound Plan, Taibai Jinxing worked hard to perfect the script.

Except for those monsters that originally had owners, the rest were all deceived by him using the lie that eating people who eat Buddhist scriptures can lead to immortality.

"Fuck! My old grandson knows that there is no good person in Heaven!"

Sun Xingzhe, whose eyes had recovered, heard Taibai Jinxing's explanation, and the monkey hair on his face exploded with anger.

Back then, he believed in heaven and became Bi Mawen, so that later this official position became a joke in the demon world.

"Holy Monk, I have explained everything clearly. Do you think I should go to Lingji Bodhisattva and take this yellow wind monster away?"

Taibai Jinxing awkwardly changed the topic.

The script has been known by others, so if I continue to act, it will be meaningless.

It is better to end the plot that I am responsible for as soon as possible. As for whether the subsequent plot will be chaotic...

That's not my business!
Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Isn't it just a yellow wind monster? What's the fuss about?"

"Since you have told me honestly, Third Master, I am not an unreasonable person, so I won't embarrass you!"

"But how do you explain this matter after you go up today, you know it yourself, right?"

Taibaijinxing was confused: "Holy monk, don't worry, Xiaoxian knows what he knows, and he will say what he should say and what he shouldn't say!"

Tang Sanzan nodded in satisfaction: "Okay, you have nothing to do here, what should you do?"

Taibai Jinxing breathed a sigh of relief, cupped his hands towards Tang San and hurriedly drove away in Xiangyun.

He didn't want to see Tang Sanbu for a moment.

His grandma's!

Threatening me every time I don't want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!

I have to deal with the Heavenly Court on Taibaijinxing, and contact Lingshan on the next day, and I will be threatened by Buddhist scriptures in the middle!
I...I really admire myself!
"Master, how should we deal with this yellow wind monster?"

Watching Taibai Jinxing leave, Sun Xingzhe was furious!
He, the majestic Monkey King, was secretly attacked by a yellow-haired mouse and injured his eyes?

This made him unable to accept anything.

Tang Sanzan's face darkened: "Damn it! This Huangfeng monster who dared to touch my Tang Sanzan, really ate the bear's heart and leopard's guts!"

"Little monkey, this is the Dingfeng Orb, you take it!"

Tang Sanbian took out the Wind-fixing Pearl from the system and handed it to Sun Xingzhe.

"Master, didn't Taibai Jinxing just say that the Dingfeng Orb is with Lingji Bodhisattva? Why does Master have this thing?"

Sun Xingzhe felt the magical power in the Wind-fixing Pearl and couldn't help but look at Tang San's burial curiously.

He had experienced the Samadhi divine wind blown by the yellow wind monster, so he naturally knew how powerful it was.

A treasure that can subdue this divine wind is certainly no ordinary thing!
Tang Sanzan said casually: "Oh, I just picked up this bead by the side of the road."

"Picked up... picked it up?"

Sun Xingzhe looked at the Dingfeng Orb in his hand in disbelief, feeling that the whole monkey was in a mess.

"Master, with this Wind-fixing Pearl, the yellow wind monster is nothing to fear!"

"I, Old Sun, will go and capture that monster right now!"

Tang Sanzan grabbed the monkey, and then said: "Little monkey, this yellow wind is blamed for a sandstorm, which made our master and apprentice feel ashamed. How can a master let him go so easily?"

"Master, what do you want to do?"

Tang Sanzian raised his hand and touched his chin, and suddenly said: "You said that Taibai Jinxing lied to the Yellow Wind Monster that eating my flesh would make him immortal. What would they do if they caught me?"

For monsters without background, the temptation of immortality is absolutely fatal.

Zhu Bajie laughed: "What else can I do? Of course I just take off my clothes, wash them, add some side dishes and eat them directly in the pot!"

wash?

The words of Zhu Bajie gave Tang Sanzan a flash of inspiration.

At this moment, a blood-colored demon wind hit from the sky.

Sun Xingzhe's eyes turned cold, he clenched the Fengfeng Pearl in his hand and stepped forward.

But Tang Sanbian pulled Sun Xingzhe and said: "Little Monkey, you and Little Piggy go and fish out some more fish. The grilled fish just now was pretty good. Make another one for me!"

"The wind and sand in Huangfengling are too strong. Master, please go take a bath in the lair of the Yellow Wind Monster first!"

"When you are ready to make fish, go to Huangfeng Cave and call me!"

Seeing the evil wind getting closer and closer, Tang Sanzan showed a look of anticipation on his face.

A strange smile came out of his mouth.

Sun Xingzhe's back felt chilled when he heard this, he knew that Master was going to make trouble again.

"Idiot, don't get in the way here, let's catch fish for Master!"

Sun Xingzhe grabbed Zhu Bajie's ears, ran to the water stream, and used his sharp eyes to help the master choose the right species for grilled fish.

next second!
The gust of wind hit, directly rolled Tang Sanzan up into the sky, and went all the way to the distance.

A proud laugh came from the bloody wind.

"What a fat and white monk. These two monsters caught the meat and didn't want to eat it. Instead, they fished in the water. This time I, the pioneer tiger, will be lucky!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie did not dare to raise their heads for fear of alarming the Tiger Pioneer in the strong wind.

The monkey and the pig looked at each other with their heads down, silently mourned for three seconds for Tiger Pioneer, and then said in unison: "Idiot!"

"Brother Monkey, do you think Master likes chili or cumin?"

Sun Xingzhe thought for a while and said, "It should still taste like cumin!"

……

In front of the Yellow Wind Cave, when the blood-colored gust of wind whirled, Hu Xianfeng landed with Tang Sanzan in his hand.

"Little ones, hurry up and boil the water. Let's eat meat together when I report to the queen!"

The little demon at the door immediately became excited: "Got it!"

Tiger Pioneer carried Tang Sanzong all the way through the little demon guard at the entrance of the cave and walked to a spacious area inside the cave.

In the middle of the hall, a man in a yellow robe with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes was feeling a little depressed at the moment.

According to Taibaijinxing's instructions, he went out early in the morning and returned late every day to check for traces of Buddhist pilgrims.

But he never expected to find a monkey monster with stronger mana than him today, and he had to use the samadhi kamikaze to save his life.

According to the requirements, this Samadhi Kamikaze can only be used by seeing the person who seeks the scriptures. I used it in advance. If the time comes to investigate, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat it and walk around!

The Yellow Wind Monster has a headache, if it doesn't work, he can only go to the front to meet the Buddhist scripturer...

"My lord, I was ordered to patrol the mountain, and I encountered two monsters who captured a monk. I took the opportunity to turn into a strong wind and caught him back to serve the king with wine!"

Tiger Pioneer knelt on the ground and reported the situation.

The yellow wind monster was worrying, and he waved his hand indifferently: "Take it down and clean it, let's drink and eat meat with the brothers at night!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Tiger Pioneer carried Tang San out of the hall, walked directly to the kitchen, threw it on the ground, and asked, "Has the water been boiled?"

The pig demon chef in the kitchen said with a smile: "Master Tiger, the water is just hot and has not boiled yet. It will take a while..."

But before Tiger Pioneer could open his mouth, he heard a "plop", the water splashed all over the ground, followed by a pleasant panting sound...

"Whoo~"

"Comfortable!"

I saw that Tang Sanzan had already taken off his clothes quickly, and sat in the pot with an intoxicated expression on his face.

Tiger Pioneer and Pig Demon Chef were stunned for a few seconds, then said in a nasty way: "This monk...is this monk a fool?"

Tiger Pioneer hesitated for a moment: "Then...then just eat meat, remember to throw away this monk's brain!"

The pig demon chef nodded and was about to prepare other condiments when he heard Tang Sanzong sitting in the cauldron shouting: "Hey, you guys, come here and rub my back!"

The little demons in the kitchen were taken aback for a moment, and all looked at Tang Sanzan.

They saw the fat white monk waving to them from the pot.

"Yes! What about you ink marks? Hurry up and rub your back for Grandpa!"

"The conditions in Huangfengling are difficult. The third master can't even find a girl to rub his back. It's an advantage for you!"

Hu Xianfeng frowned: "It's good to rub your back, and it's good to clean up the dirt on your body."

Upon hearing this, the few little demons felt that what they said made sense, so they obediently walked up to Tang San Burial and began to rub Tang San Burial's back, imitating human techniques.

But Tang Sanzan frowned, and shouted: "Strength! You didn't fucking eat?"

When the little demons heard this, they all became angry, and one of them exerted all his strength, and even secretly stimulated his cultivation base, thinking of teaching Tang San Zan a lesson.

But who would have thought that instead of screaming like they imagined, Tang Sanzan let out a comfortable moan: "Comfortable...comfortable! That's right!"

"Come and rub the front of me..."

Tang Sanzun rolled over unsteadily, exposing his belly.

The little demons were already exhausted from rubbing their backs, but looking at Tang San's comfortable expression, they felt as if they had been insulted...

Chef Zhuyao, who was chopping vegetables, slammed the kitchen knife on the chopping board, his face turned black with anger.

Tang Sanzian frowned, watching the pig demon stop what he was doing, and said angrily: "What are you doing?"

"Don't just cut vegetables, bring fruits and other things to Mr. San as well!"

"I'm not saying that your Huangfengling bathhouse is far inferior to my Tang Dynasty Evernight City. You don't even know the basic requirements for one-stop service..."

(End of this chapter)