Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 333 This is a notification, not a discussion
The old abbot was startled by Zhu Bajie and hurriedly explained: "Actually, I'm not very sure either."

"It's just that she said she was the princess of Tianzhu. She was blown here by a gust of wind because she was looking at flowers under the moon."

When talking about this matter, the old abbot was still a little afraid.

After all, a girl appeared out of thin air in the temple, causing great trouble to the single abbot who had been a monk for decades.

The abbot continued to explain: "For the sake of safety, I locked her in an empty room in the temple. Then I went to the city several times to beg for alms and inquire for news."

"But the result is not consistent with what the girl said. The princess of Tianzhu is still in the palace, so I can only ask the novice to bring some food and drink to the girl on time."

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows, and the memory of this difficult plot flooded into his mind.

At present, the plot generally does not differ much from the original work.

Zhu Bajie thought for a while and said: "Based on my experience, Old Zhu, the one who was blown away by the wind should be the real Princess of Tianzhu. The one who is in the palace of Tianzhu now must be the transformed monster!"

"Where is the princess?" Tang Sanzian asked.

Anyway, I have to go to the palace anyway, so it would be convenient to take Princess Tianzhu there.

The old abbot said: "I locked the girl in an empty room at the back."

"That woman was very smart. She was afraid that some monks would take advantage of her, so she pretended to be crazy and slept in urine and feces!"

"Since the holy monk wants to see it, please come with me."

???

What the hell!

After hearing about this living environment, Tang Sanzong immediately lost the idea of ​​visiting.

"Forget it, since the princess is safe, the poor monk won't visit her!"

The old abbot was dumbfounded. Why don't you go and see him?
"Okay, old man, let Princess Tianzhu wait here with peace of mind, and then make plans after the poor monk enters the city tomorrow!"

Tang Sanzong waved his hand and said with a lack of interest.

What this princess did made Tang Sanbian even more convinced where this clean and hygienic tradition of Tianzhu came from.

Fuck!
The royal family has been passed down from generation to generation for thousands of years!

"Thank you, holy monk. I will arrange to prepare fast meals for several holy monks!"

Not long after, the young novice monk from the temple placed a sumptuous vegetarian meal in the room.

Tang San and his disciples looked at the table full of vegetarian dishes without moving their chopsticks.

Sha Wujin said dissatisfiedly: "If you eat this thing, birds will appear in your mouth!"

"Xiao Sha, I like little animals the most. How can I do it without this meal?"

Tang Sanbian took out a gold ingot and handed it to the little novice monk.

The young novice was shocked when he saw the gold ingot, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Holy Monk, you can't do this, you can't do it!"

Tang Sanbian said: "You can take it if it's given to you. For monks, money is an external possession!"

Unable to resist Tang San's enthusiasm, the little novice monk hesitated and put the gold ingot into his pocket: "Thank you, holy monk!"

Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "Don't be busy thanking me yet, you have to do something for me!"

"Just do as the holy monk orders!"

Tang Sanzian pointed to the table and said, "Change these dishes for me!"

"This……"

The little novice monk hesitated for a moment and said, "But these meals are not suitable for the saint monks? Our food at Bujin Temple has always been like this."

Tang Sanzian curled his lips in disdain and said, "Little monk, you are a bit dishonest. I obviously saw that other Zen monasteries eat different food, right?"

"Why do people have wine and meat?"

Little novice monk:? ? ? "The holy monk didn't know something. Those meals were not provided by the temple, but were prepared by passing merchants themselves."

"Our Bujin Temple is backed by Baijiao Mountain. Centipedes are everywhere at the foot of the mountain and often hurt people on the road. Only after the rooster crows at the Chicken Crow Pass at the foot of the mountain do the centipedes subside and travelers dare to continue their journey. Therefore, all passing tourists must stay with us. Rest in a Zen temple.”

"Over time, our Zen monastery provided accommodation for these tourists. They were not used to the vegetarian food in the temple, so they brought their own wine and food..."

Tang Sanzian nodded: "That's easy to handle. You can use this gold ingot I gave you to buy some food for them."

The little novice monk was stunned for a moment, and scratched his bald head with a puzzled face:
"But...but they all eat meat?"

Tang Sanzian nodded seriously: "If it weren't for the meat, who would buy their food?!"

Even if it were placed thousands of years in the future, Tianzhu cuisine would still be an eye-opener.

If it weren't for the fact that he had run out of all his food reserves, he wouldn't want to eat the clean and hygienic food here...

???

The little novice monk raised his head again and looked at the people buried in Tang San. After confirming that they were all monks, he asked in confusion:
“Aren’t all monks vegetarian?”

"You are an old man. The monks of the new era have long been vegetarians."

Although the little novice monk didn't understand Tang Sanzang's words, he was deeply shocked and felt at a loss for a moment.

Tang Sanzun patted him on the shoulder and said: "The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty with the purpose of going to Lingshan Mountain in the West to learn scriptures. What I said is the truth!"

"Think about it, can I, a Buddhist scripture collector appointed by Emperor Tang and Buddha, still be able to deceive you?"

The little novice monk thought for a moment and felt that Tang San's words didn't sound like he was lying to him. He took the gold ingot and left the meditation room and knocked on the door next door.

A few minutes later, the little novice monk returned to Tang San's burial place with a grimace.

"Holy monk, the junior monk is incompetent, and those travelers are unwilling to sell their own food and wine."

Before Tang San could speak, Sun Xingzhe slapped the table and stood up, saying angrily: "Since they are unwilling to sell, if you bring the food and wine without paying, doesn't it count as a sale?"

The little novice monk was so frightened that he immediately shrank his neck.

Tang San buried the old god and did not restrain Sun Xingzhe's behavior. He was a ruthless monk in his own right.

It's not unusual to have a gangster apprentice.

"Master, how about I go with Xiaosha?"

There are no small animals on the table, and I am more anxious than anyone else to finish my work.

Tang Sanzian thought for a while and shook his head: "Forget it, the food we brought here and there is getting cold. Can we just go to their table to eat?"

"Master still makes sense!"

Several apprentices nodded, immediately stood up and left the room with their master.

Walk into the Zen room next door...

Tang Sanzun took out a gold ingot and slapped it on the table.

"Is this enough to buy your meals?"

Several Tianzhu businessmen in strange clothes looked at the gold ingots on the table and shook their heads in disdain.

One of the men wearing a turban and a beard even sneered: "You want to buy our food for a gold ingot? What the hell do you, a monk, want to eat?"

Tang Sanzian raised his head and said calmly: "This is a notice, not a discussion with you!"

……

"What the hell~" The bearded man rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action.

"Hey, hey, big brother, big brother!" Several other people immediately gathered around.

One of the younger ones hugged the eldest brother and cried: "Brother, didn't you promise the master that you would only go out to compete in martial arts to find a bride and not kill anyone?"

(End of this chapter)