Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 334: I can’t beat you, but I don’t accept it!
"What are you barking at?"

Sha Wujin lifted Gatlin and directly pressed it against Bearded's chest.

"Okay, okay, I haven't gone down the mountain for ten years. I didn't expect to meet a stupid young man today!"

"It seems it's time for you to see how powerful I am!"

The bearded man smiled instead of being angry. He threw away his companion and reached out his hand to gently pat Sha Wujin's face.

"Boy, are you very attractive?"

"Don't you know I know Kung Fu Yoga?"

The faces of the people who were traveling with him also changed: "It's over, it's over, brother is going to be angry!"

"Big brother has been practicing in the mountains for ten years, and when he comes down he is invincible!"

???

Sha Wujin looked at the bearded man with an arrogant look, and his brain was shut down at this moment.

It's okay if you are a monster and act arrogant in front of me.

After all, the strength is there, it is indeed unbeatable.

But why are you, an ordinary person, so arrogant in my place?
With a gloomy face, Sha Wujin put Gatlin away, grabbed the bearded man by the collar, and said almost face to face:
"Didn't you fucking know I could do magic?"

"Why are you, a person who knows kung fu, so arrogant like me, who knows magic?"

Sha Wujin slapped the bearded face mercilessly with such force that he spun around in circles several times.

"Fuck?"

Seeing how easy it was to subdue their eldest brother, the few people who were originally following the bearded man couldn't help but curse.

"I……"

The bearded man, who was lying on the ground and covering his mouth, grinned in pain and looked at the completion of the killing with a look of horror.

Sha Wujin flexed his wrist and said coldly: "Can my master eat vegetables now?"

The whole room fell into a strange silence at first, and then the echoes continued to ring out.

"Ok, Ok!"

If they were any slower, they would be afraid that a fist as big as a sandbag would fall on them!
Tang Sanzun nodded with satisfaction toward Sha Wujin, and then picked up the chopsticks.

Although the taste of Tianzhu is unique, these people have obviously practiced martial arts and eat mainly meat, so they can barely eat it.

Tang Sanbian picked up a chicken leg and started to chew on it.

Zhu Bajie even picked up the plate and put it into his mouth...

"Master, can you...can you leave some for us?"

One man couldn't stand it anymore and asked directly.

"Damn it, you can't die from starvation!" Zhu Bajie slammed the table and smashed the plate into pieces.

The room suddenly fell silent.

After finishing all the killings, he asked in a low voice: "Master, do you want to ask Aaron to come in and have a bite?"

Tang San buried his head and said without raising his head: "No need, Aaron won't starve to death even if he skips two meals!"

"Oh……"

When Zhu Bajie saw Tang San Bian stop using his chopsticks, he immediately shouted to the people around him: "What are you looking at? You haven't seen anyone else eating?"

They have seen others eating, but they have never seen one made with a basket!

But seeing the ferocity of the Eight Realms and the killings, they dared not speak out in anger.

"If you have nothing to do, just put on a show for Master. Are you waiting here for me to give you leftovers?"

???

Damn, I feel so wronged. Not only can I not have food to eat, but I also have to put on a show for these gangsters?

The sights of several Tianzhu people present suddenly went dark, and they felt as if they were in hell.

God!
We just heard the news about the princess competing to find a bride, and wanted to try to see if we could become a consort.

Unexpectedly, the prince-in-law didn’t make it, so he had to be a cow and a horse here first...

Tang Sanzong glanced at Zhu Bajie appreciatively. He was not wrong when he usually praised him.

Apart from him, he is the one with the best taste in the eight worlds among the entire Buddhist scripture collection team.

Sun Xingzhe and Sha Wujin couldn't think of such an elegant activity as watching other people's performances while eating.It would be great if we could see the exotic customs of Tianzhu Kingdom.

"Hey, look at your performance, you won't have any objections, right?"

Opinion?

Everyone: How dare we have an opinion?
After several people looked at each other, they had no choice but to stand up and twist their bodies.

"Huh~"

"Who sent you to me? It's the round bright moon, the bright moon~"

It has to be said that, except for the Han people, people from other ethnic groups more or less have genes that are good at singing and dancing.

Although these Tianzhu people look strange, they have a unique flavor when they dance.

"Good job, reward!"

……

After some singing and dancing, Tang San and others had enough to eat and drink, and rested in Bujin Temple.

By the early morning of the next day, after the cockcrow, some businessmen and travelers in the meditation room next door had already gotten up, and many of them had even had breakfast and started going down the mountain.

Tang San buried his masters and disciples and also said goodbye to the abbot of the temple.

In view of the importance of this temple to passing tourists, Tang Sanyan thought for a while and did not destroy it. Anyway, he had already arrived in Tianzhu Kingdom and was not far from Lingshan Mountain.

As long as I control Lingshan Mountain by then, don’t I have the final say on these temples and other things in the human world?

After leaving Jiming Pass, the master and disciples walked into the capital city of Tianzhu Kingdom.

As soon as we entered the city, there was a huge crowd of people.

Tang Sanzian couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth when he saw this scene: "There won't be a stampede, right?"

Sun Xingzhe also nodded: "Are there many people from Tianzhu country?"

"Have you heard that the princess of Tianzhu officially starts the competition to find a bride today?"

“This time I feel like I have a lot of hope!”

"Tch, of course the princess would choose a warrior like me who grew up drinking Ganges water and is invulnerable to all poisons!"

"It's nothing to drink Ganges water. I used to look for monitor lizards and cows when looking for a wife. The princess will definitely choose me!"

Just when Tang San was buried and several people were feeling emotional, many comments like this came from behind.

Tang Sanzun immediately stopped a big man who was in a hurry and asked: "Where is the princess of Tianzhu competing in martial arts to recruit a bride?"

Being stopped by Tang Sanzong, the big man immediately looked Tang Sanzong up and down and snorted: "Why are you, a monk, asking this?"

"Is it possible that you also want to steal a woman from me, Long Aotian? Believe it or not, I will slap the shit out of you?"

Looking at the fat and pale Tang San, the big man mocked without hesitation: "No one dares to interfere these days. Only I, Long Aotian, can be worthy of a beauty like the Princess of Tianzhu! "

Before Tang San could say anything, Sha Wujin directly grabbed Long Aotian's collar.

"How dare you! What's your dog's bark here?"

Since entering the border of Tianzhu, Sha Wujin has discovered that the people here have a little too much self-confidence.

Don’t go on the journey to the west and ask around, who is the father?
When Long Aotian saw that the tall and powerful man had finished his killing mission, he went back without any hesitation.

"As the saying goes, a beauty deserves a hero. I, Long Aotian, put my words here. You are not worthy of a princess!"

???

Long Aotian was amused by Long Aotian when he was about to kill him, and he was ready to teach him a lesson as the magic power surged in his palms.

When Long Aotian saw this, he said with a bit of disdain on his face: "Oh, it turns out he is a cultivator, no wonder he is so arrogant!"

Sha Wujin's eyes widened and he immediately asked, "What do you mean you look down on me?"

Long Aotian sneered: "It's not interesting. You are not afraid of me, Long Aotian. If you use your magic power, then even if I die, I, Long Aotian, will not recognize you as a strong man!"

"I don't care if you agree or not, do you still need to judge my power?"

Long Aotian said nothing, but there was still a disdainful expression on his face.

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said with interest: "What you said means that you can't beat us, but you don't accept it, right?"

"In this case, do you dare to practice with me?"

(End of this chapter)