Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 340 Who is littering?

Looking at the two identical nine-dragon tin sticks, Chang'e swallowed back the words that came to her lips.

"With this Nine-Dragon Tin Stick here, the entire Guanjiang Estuary will be affected by the calamity of the Journey to the West and become an unpredictable place."

Tang Sanzian explained: "There are advantages, but there are also disadvantages."

"If anything goes wrong in Journey to the West, you will also bear certain consequences!"

Chang'e and Yang Jian looked at each other, nodded seriously and said: "The holy monk has been so kind, and Chang'e has nothing to repay!"

"When the holy monk starts trouble, Chang'e will definitely help him!"

"Okay, what I want is your words!" Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction.

Dealing with smart people saves you a lot of time.

"But if Jade Rabbit and I disappear, Heaven will definitely send people to the lower world to inquire. Has the Holy Monk figured out how to deal with it?"

Chang'e thought for a moment and asked the most critical question.

Although the Nine Dragons Tin Stick bound her to the Journey to the West team, after all, Heaven would definitely look for her if she was gone.

The reason why she left Guanghan Palace this time was that the lower world participated in Tianzhu's journey to the west.

Therefore, people in heaven will definitely find Tang San for burial.

"Heavenly Court?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment. If Chang'e hadn't reminded him, he wouldn't have thought of this.

Fairy Chang'e nodded: "I was originally a key monitoring officer of the Jade Emperor. If someone goes missing, Heaven will definitely find a way to find someone."

"And Wu Gang knows about my trip to Tianzhu."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's a small problem. If Heavenly Court dares to come to me, Tang Sanzian wants someone, just let them try!"

"That's right, we gangsters... No, how can the Westward Journey team be afraid of a few thieves from Heaven?"

Sun Xingzhe didn't take Heavenly Court seriously, and he didn't catch anyone on the spot. So what if someone from Heavenly Court came?

When Tathagata's uncle who was at Shituoling came, wouldn't he also want to offer Master up and beg him to go on his way?

"Okay, you two can just practice well at the mouth of the Guanjiang River. You don't have to worry about things in heaven!"

Tang Sanzong waved his hand, turned around, got into the Hummer and left.

Chang'e watched Tang San's master and apprentice leave, and the big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground.

"Erlang, do you think the Holy Monk and the others are really fine?"

Yang Jian nodded uncertainly: "It should...should be fine?"

"After all, the holy monk is still a Buddhist scripture seeker in name. The Heavenly Court does not care about the face of the Buddhist sect and will not directly quarrel with him."

"This time I have received a big favor from the holy monk."

"It doesn't matter, we just need to wait until the holy monk needs us to take action, and I have already touched the barrier of the quasi-sage."

"As long as I wait for a chance, I might be able to break through to Quasi-Saint in one fell swoop. By then, even the Jade Emperor won't dare to speak loudly to me!"

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he raised his head and looked at the sky, as if he saw the Lingxiao Palace through the clouds.

He recalled what Tang San had said to him before his burial, and the story of his sister San Sheng Sheng...

Sooner or later, I, Yang Jian, will step through the spiritual sky and change the fate of my Yang family!

……

The Hummer stopped at the gate of Bujin Temple, and Tang San and others finally met the orthodox Princess of Tianzhu.

But the princess looked really miserable at the moment.

He was unkempt, even his clothes were stained, and even smelled sour.

Tang Sanzian felt that he could vaguely see the green poisonous gas wafting from her body.

Princess Tianzhu said hurriedly: "Thank you to the holy monk for rescuing me. Please ask the holy monk to send me back to Tianzhu country. My father will be very grateful!"

Tang Sanzian quickly said: "It's not impossible to send you back, but please don't touch me!"

Princess Tianzhu: ...Although Tang Sanzong was not afraid of fighting, he was still a little scared when faced with Princess Tianzhu's biological weapons.

After Aaron cast a dragon spell and wrapped the princess of Tianzhu in a bubble, the group got on the Humvee again and arrived at the capital of Tianzhu.

After all, Tang Sanbun won the contest to recruit a bride, and with the title of Prince Consort on his head, he easily entered the palace.

Princess Tianzhu returned to her palace in a familiar manner. After taking a bath, she led Tang San and others to find the king.

After learning about their daughter's experiences in the past few years, the father and daughter hugged each other and cried for a long time before realizing that there were outsiders in the hall.

The king examined Tang San's burial curiously.

I have to say that Tang San's appearance is quite impressive...

The king stroked his beard and looked at Tang San Buran, who felt a little scared in his heart.

The king's appearance made him wonder if he had special thoughts about men...

The atmosphere was silent for a moment, and then the king said: "The holy monk is indeed a Chinese figure. He is really a talented person, isn't he?"

Tang Sanzong waved his hand: "In our Tang Dynasty, handsome men like me are everywhere!"

Although it is rare to see someone as handsome as Mr. Reader, but like Tang San Burial, it is not a problem to pick a few in the Tang Dynasty.

The king choked on his tone, and immediately changed the subject and said, "Although the marriage proposal went awry before, but today I have to meet the holy monk, I have the intention to fake it and make it real!"

"My daughter is twenty years old and has a dignified appearance. The appearance of you two is a perfect match!"

At this moment, Tang Sanzun recalled in his mind the words of the abbot of Bujin Temple describing the princess as sleeping in urine and lying in feces, and his whole body couldn't help but tremble.

"Your Majesty, the poor monk is a monk who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures..."

Before Tang San could finish his words, he was interrupted by the king: "Okay, okay, great!"

"You came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and passed by our country of Tianzhu. Didn't you agree with the old saying that a thousand miles of marriage is tied by a thread!"

Tang Sanbu:? ? ?

What the fuck?

This king’s reading comprehension scores perfectly!
Seeing that the king was about to order the wedding banquet, Tang Sanbian immediately gave Sun Xingzhe a wink.

Sun Xingzhe understood, took out the customs clearance document and threw it in front of the king.

"Old man Deng, are you afraid you've lost your head?"

"Who is my master, who can like your princess?"

"Take out your Tianzhu country's jade seal and stamp it quickly. Don't delay our master and apprentice's departure!"

The king finally came back from his fantasy and realized that these people were all experts in subduing demons.

He hurriedly opened the customs clearance document.

But when he saw the line of words written on it, he was stunned.

"Either let him pass, or let me bring someone over!"

???

Damn it, are all people from the Tang Dynasty so domineering?

The king depressedly put a jade seal on it.

Tang San buried his master and disciples without stopping, and walked straight out of the palace and got into the Humvee.

But before they had gone very far, an ax suddenly fell from the sky and almost hit the engine cover of the Hummer.

Aaron was dissatisfied and yelled: "Who is so unethical and littering everywhere?"

After Aaron finished speaking, a man who looked like a woodcutter slowly landed in front of the Hummer, blocking the way of the group of people.

"A pilgrim, right?"

"Let me introduce myself, I am Wu Gang from Heaven!"

(End of this chapter)