Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 341 Arrogant Wu Gang (Thanks to book friend MJT-aB for the tip)
Wu Gang descended from the sky, holding on to the steel frame of the Hummer and saying, "Okay, now the Buddhist monks even have mounts?"

"What kind of mount is this? Why haven't I seen it before?"

"Don't touch me!" Aaron said angrily.

"Oh, you have such a strong temper?"

Wu Gang sneered and slapped the taillight of the Hummer.

"You damn pervert, get out of here, you've never seen a butt, have you?"

Wu Gang wanted to take action, but Tang San was able to stop him.

"What's the matter? Does the Buddhist monk feel bad when he sees me teaching your horse a lesson?"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Zhu Bajie took out the laser cannon and pointed it at Wu Gang's chest.

"Who are you trying to scare with this thing?"

Wu Gang threw the cannon barrel away and said immediately, "Did I really think you were Marshal Tianpeng back then?"

"I am now the Jade Emperor's new secretary!"

"Are you the Jade Emperor's secretary? Then I'm the Jade Emperor's father!" Shawu said bluntly.

"I am really the Jade Emperor's new secretary!"

"I am really the Jade Emperor's biological father, don't believe it!"

……

"Damn it, no wonder he was driven away by His Majesty when he was a general in rolling curtains. I didn't expect him to be a fool!"

"Prayer, please get off your mount and I have two questions to ask you."

"If you have anything to say, just say it. I'm still rushing to get some scriptures!"

Wu Gang saw that Tang Sanzian's face was a little gloomy, but he still spoke very proudly: "Takers, I'm here to ask you, have you seen Fairy Chang'e?"

"Explain clearly the whereabouts of Fairy Chang'e, and I will let you continue traveling westward to obtain Buddhist scriptures!"

Tang Sanbian got off the Hummer, and then stood in front of Wu Gang with a cold expression.

"Do you know me well?"

Wu Gang was stunned for a moment, then shook his head: "Not familiar."

"Is that poor monk related to you in any way?"

"nor."

"Then why do you have this attitude when you come to ask for help?"

Wu Gang was stunned for a moment, and then said in a fierce voice: "Prayer, you'd better correct your attitude. I'm here today to question you on behalf of the Jade Emperor!"

"Ask your mother!"

"Even if the King of Heaven comes, the poor monk will still have this attitude!"

Wu Gang's face suddenly stiffened, and the aura on his body filled the air.

"Prayer, you are provoking me and provoking the majesty of heaven!"

"Are you taking yourself too seriously?" Tang Sanzian sneered.

"Why, in terms of status, I am the Jade Emperor's new secretary, and you are just a Buddhist scripture seeker!"

"The Jade Emperor is also your leader. If we really talk about it in detail, I, Wu Gang, can be considered your leader."

"Who gave you the courage to stand in front of me and question me like this?"

Wu Gang asked questions like a barrage of questions, his tone full of disdain for Tang San's burial.

"Do you want to stand on the same line with me? Do you want to do it with you or with the monkey, pig and wild monk under your control?"

"Tell me honestly where Chang'e went, and maybe I won't argue with you if I'm in a good mood..."

Wu Gang Bangbang punched Shawujin twice in the chest and said viciously: "Or do you think I am just like the rolling curtain, a waste in name only?"

"Damn it, Master, I really can't stand it anymore, let me give him a break!"

"When I was the Monkey King, I never even heard of you!"

"Come out and pretend to be big brother at this time, are you worthy?"

Sun Xingzhe didn't have a good temper to begin with, but seeing Wu Gang being so good at pretending, he immediately took out his AK47 angrily.

"Da da da!"

As soon as the bullets fell, Wu Gang was directly blasted far away by the huge impact before he had time to react.

He didn't stop until he smashed several mountains.Wu Gang vomited blood and struggled to stand up. This meant that Sun Xingzhe didn't want to kill him. Otherwise, how would he have a chance to stand up?

Limping to the Hummer, Wu Gang's arrogance suddenly dropped a lot.

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows: "Have you clearly figured out your position now?"

"How on earth do you deserve to have someone with you?"

Wu Gang wanted to say something more, but he swallowed it hard when the words reached his lips.

Because as soon as he looked up, he saw three long guns and short cannons aimed at his head.

Oh shit!

I met a ruthless person!
Once his identity as the Jade Emperor's secretary came out, who in the three realms would not give him Wu Gang face?

If you don’t give him face, you don’t give face to the Jade Emperor!
No god or Buddha dares to bear this responsibility.

This also developed Wu Gang's arrogant and domineering temperament. In addition, Chang'e did not return from the lower world for a long time, which made Wu Gang even more anxious and restless.

So when they met, they immediately assumed a condescending attitude, hoping to learn the whereabouts of Chang'e directly from Tang San's burial mouth.

It's a pity that his news is lagging behind, so he doesn't understand what Tang Sanzong did along the way.

"Holy...Holy Monk, I...I came here to ask you if you have seen Chang'e."

Wu Gang covered his chest and said with a painful look on his face.

Tang Sanzian glanced at him: "Is this your attitude when asking for help?"

"I……"

Wu Gang choked on his words, and immediately showed a respectful look, and asked in a low voice: "Please also ask the holy monk to inform the whereabouts of Chang'e. This is very important to me and the Jade Emperor!"

Tang Sanzong patted Wu Gang's shoulder, and then touched his shiny bald head.

"What does it matter to me if it's important to you?"

"I won't tell you, what can you do to me?"

Wu Gang's face suddenly solidified into the color of pig liver, and he said in a low voice: "Holy Monk, please do me a favor..."

After a period of silence, several disciples suddenly burst into deafening laughter.

"Damn it, where did all that arrogance you just had go?"

"Have you really treated yourself like a green onion?"

At this time, Wu Gang no longer looked arrogant, but instead said to Tang Sanzong with a humble face: "Holy Monk, I hope the Holy Monk can take care of Chang'e..."

"Okay, I haven't seen Chang'e before. You can figure it out on your own."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand directly, not wanting to say anything more to Wu Gang.

Wu Gang's face darkened and he said hurriedly: "Holy Monk, Chang'e went down to the lower world to travel to Tianzhu to the west. If you don't tell me, will it be difficult for me to deal with the Jade Emperor?"

"Difficult?"

"If it's difficult, then don't do it!"

Tang Sanzun turned around and got into the Hummer, leaving Wu Gang standing alone and messy in the wind.

Seeing that the Hummer was about to start, Wu Gang chased after him and shouted without giving up: "Holy Monk, Chang'e's matter is of great importance, please..."

"Please please please, please your mother?"

"If you say one more word, believe it or not, I won't go to get Buddhist scriptures now!"

"If the Buddhists ask, I will tell you that it was you, Wu Gang, who blocked the great cause of Buddhist scriptures on the road. Can you bear the consequences?"

???

Upon hearing this, Wu Gang, who was originally chasing after the Hummer, stopped instantly.

Obstructing the great cause of learning?

"Damn it, why is this Buddhist practitioner different from the one I remember?"

Wu Gang stamped his feet angrily and watched the Hummer drive out of his sight.

After searching all over Tianzhu, Wu Gang returned to Heaven with a look of helplessness.

Because he held the position of Secretary of the Jade Emperor on his head, Wu Gang came to Lingxiao Hall unimpeded.

The moment he saw the Jade Emperor, Wu Gang knelt on the ground with a plop.

"Your Majesty, Chang'e is missing!"

(End of this chapter)