Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 36: The Wind-Fixing Bead: The wind is fixed but the fart is not fixed ([-] words, please subscribe and recommend monthly tickets!)

"You... are you a Buddhist?"

Huang Fengguai couldn't even believe his eyes.

Didn't Taibai Jinxing say that this scripture seeker had no cultivation and was just an ordinary monk?

Whose ordinary monk looks like this?

Tang Sanzan lay sprawled in the pot, and said with a ferocious expression: "Whether I am going to change my name or sit down and change my surname, so does Tang Sanzan!"

"I heard you want to eat my meat?"

Hearing Tang San's words, the originally angry Yellow Wind Monster was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously asked: "Who did you listen to?"

"Don't inquire about what you shouldn't!"

Tang Sanzian said in a serious tone: "Did you blow the wind and hurt my monkey's eyes earlier?"

"So what?"

Although Huang Fengguai didn't know why the scripture learner was so arrogant, but since he had already fallen into his hands, no matter how arrogant he was, he would not become his own food in the end.

"Then you are brave?"

"Go and ask around. Looking at the entire journey, who the hell dares to touch my Tang San burial?"

"Seeing that your service at the Huangfengling bathhouse is quite good, I will give you a chance to choose."

Tang Sanbian spread his hands and assumed a boss attitude: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

???

"The monk is arrogant! You dare to provoke me in my Yellow Wind Cave?"

The yellow wind monster almost wondered who was caught by whom.

How dare you be so arrogant as a prisoner?
"Smelly monk, I have to say that you managed to attract my attention, but I advise you, don't play with fire in your next life!"

After Huang Fenggui finished speaking, he picked up a big knife and slashed at Tang Sanzian's bald head.

The entire Yellow Wind Cave is full of evil spirits, and the strong wind is whistling.

The Tiger Pioneer lying on the ground burst into tears when he saw this scene.

This damned monk is finally going to die!

Staring at Tang Sanzong, Tiger Vanguard was bound to see the moment when his head exploded.

Faced with the Yellow Wind Monster's attack, Tang Sanzang narrowed his eyes slightly, and then shouted: "The mighty Tianlong!"

As he finished speaking, the tattoo on Tang San's chest instantly lit up.

The whole person's momentum was overwhelming like a vast ocean.

Tang Sanzian tilted his head and looked at the Yellow Wind Monster ferociously. When the sword in his hand came closer, he raised his hand and slapped it.

Snapped!
The big knife instantly turned into pieces, and the yellow wind monster was also sent flying by this palm...

After a while...

Tang San was buried on the yellow wind monster, and his sandbag-sized fist hit him hard on the face.

"Let you bully the little monkey!"

"Are you the only one with the Samadhi Kamikaze?"

The Yellow Wind Monster was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and his whole body was almost unrecognizable to his mother.

Tiger Pioneer, who had previously wanted to watch his king teach Tang Sanzong a lesson, wisely lay down on the ground and silently closed his eyes.

terrible!
It's horrible!
I just bleed a little, but the king really got dozens of big mouths!
Huang Fenggui felt extremely humiliated in his heart at this moment!
Especially now that Tang San was not even wearing any clothes, riding directly on him made him feel that his dignity as a monster was completely gone.

"Are you convinced? This poor monk will ask you if you are convinced?!"

Tang Sanzan slapped him with his mouth again, and the original small mouse head of Huangfeng Monster was directly beaten into a pig's head.

Despite this, the yellow wind monster still held his neck and roared in a low voice: "I don't accept it!"

"Your slaps seem to be powerful, but they are all empty. Let me tell you this, you can kill me, but I just don't accept it!"

???

so stubborn?
Tang San buried a mouthful of saliva and spat on the ground: "Damn it, I respect you for being a man!"

Seeing the yellow wind monster's iron-clad appearance, Tang San was shocked.

No wonder people can be spies?
Among other things, this spirit of preferring death to surrender is enough to make Huang Fengguai stand out from the crowd of monsters.

The yellow wind monster who was riding under him shouted: "If you have the ability, let me use the samadhi kamikaze, I don't believe I can't blow you to death!"

His samadhi kamikaze was learned from Taishang Laojun, and even a god would not dare to say that he could resist it.

I was totally careless just now and the monk took advantage of me.

"I'm not bragging. In my opinion, everyone here is rubbish! Stand up now and let me see!"

Tang Sanzian grabbed the yellow wind monster from the ground and put it on the chopping board aside, then stood in front of him without caring.

"You brought it on yourself!"

Seeing Tang Sanbu's look of contempt for him, Huang Fenggui held back the pain, and turned his mouth towards Tang Sanbu.

"Samadhi kamikaze, get up!"

Suddenly... the endless wind blows!
The yellow wind monster spit out a gust of yellow wind suddenly, almost instantaneously, the yellow wind shot towards Tang Sanzan like a sharp blade spinning at high speed.

"Under my kamikaze, even gods have to peel off their skin!"

Huang Fenggui laughed heartily.

Available in the next second.

The yellow wind dissipated, and the smile on Huang Feng's face froze, and then the smile moved to Tang Sanzan's face...

What the hell!

Samadhi kamikaze invalid?

What kind of cultivation is this? ! !
Tang Sanbu sat down opposite the Huangfeng Monster with a blank expression, and said with a look of disgust: "Ah Huang, shall we chat?"

"Talk! Talk! Tell me!"

The Yellow Wind Monster came to his senses, bowed his head and licked his face to meet him, extremely polite...

If you are stubborn, you must also consider the cost performance.

After seeing Tang Sanzong's strength, the Yellow Wind Monster had no doubt that if he continued to speak harshly, he would definitely end up in despair in the next second!

Tang Sanzian resisted the urge to vomit and raised his hand to push the Yellow Wind Monster's face outward.

With a look of disgust on his face, he said, "If what I expected is correct, do you suffer from constipation all the year round?"

???

Huang Fengguai looked at Tang Sanzan with astonishment on his face, and Tang Sanzan also looked at Huang Fengguai seriously.

……

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the atmosphere!
The yellow wind monster's originally sallow complexion suddenly became awkward: "Holy... how does the holy monk know about my privacy?"

"When you fucking opened your mouth just now, there was a bad breath, which made people's eyes burn! Coupled with your acne and pigmented face, it's hard not to see it!"

Tang Sanzan took out a pack of laxatives from the system and threw it in front of Huang Fengguai, saying, "For your stubbornness, this medicine can cure constipation if you take it!"

"I will arrange for someone to change the bath water for me!"

"By the way, go outside and call my two apprentices in for dinner. If the third master who is serving you is happy, I can consider letting you follow me as a younger disciple!"

Huang Feng looked blankly at the medicine bag in his hand, hesitated and said: "Holy Monk, it's not that I don't believe you, ordinary medicine is useless in my situation, I..."

Tang Sanzong waved his hand and interrupted him directly: "If this medicine doesn't work after taking it, I'll cut off a piece of my flesh for you to eat!"

Under Tang San's gaze, Huangfeng Guquan treated a dead horse like a living doctor and swallowed the pill in one gulp.

With this level of cultivation of the Buddhist scriptures, he should not be able to deceive him. If he can really cure his chronic illness for many years...

The yellow wind monster said to the little demon in the cave: "You guys hurry up and prepare the bath water for the holy monk, I will invite some disciples of the holy monk to come over for dinner!"

……

Outside the Yellow Wind Cave, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, who had already prepared grilled fish, were sitting on the ground and yawning bored.

"Brother Monkey, do you think we should call Master again?"

Sun Xingzhe glared at Zhu Bajie and said: "Idiot, we have reported to Master just now, and now Master has not come out, so we will wait obediently!"

"I hope you understand that when you come out to do things in the future, let's just listen to what Master says and don't make up your own mind!"

Zhu Bajie nodded earnestly with a look of being educated.

Looking at the grilled fish, which is steaming with oil, I kept sucking my saliva.

At this moment, a slightly anxious voice came from the horizon: "The Great Sage is in front of the Yellow Wind Cave, but is he worried about the safety of the Buddhist monks?"

"Let's see, I, Lingji, come to capture this monster!"

When Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie heard this voice, they were obviously stunned for a moment. When they saw that the person coming was Lingji Bodhisattva, they were about to ask.

But he saw Bodhisattva Lingji waving his hand, with a knowing expression on his face.

"Great Sage, Tianpeng, don't tell me I understand! I'll save your master first!"

"With my Dingfeng Orb in my hand, the samadhi kamikaze of the Yellow Wind Monster is nothing to be afraid of!"

What do you understand?

Sun Xingzhe glanced at the grilled fish that was almost cooked on the grill.

Looking at Lingji's determination to win again, he laughed: "Then thank you Bodhisattva Lingji for helping to save Master!"

It's just right to have your help!

If Master's good deeds are ruined, someone will be able to take the blame.

Lingji Bodhisattva smiled slightly: "Great Sage, let me conquer this demon!"

After the words were finished, Bodhisattva Lingji walked to the entrance of the Yellow Wind Cave, and cast a magic spell to amplify the voice: "Yellow-haired mink, don't show your original shape and die quickly?"

When the Yellow Wind Monster who had just walked to the entrance of the cave heard this voice, his expression suddenly changed!
Because this voice is so familiar!
When it was revealed that he was a spy in Lingshan, the Buddha arranged for Bodhisattva Lingji to arrest him!
Unexpectedly, after running away for so many years, he was still found.

Oh shit!

Fight!

At this thought, the yellow wind monster suddenly sucked in strong wind from its mouth, and then blew it out toward the entrance of the cave!

"Samadhi Divine Wind!"

The yellow wind gushed out suddenly, and almost instantly swept across the entire Huangfeng Ridge like a tornado.

Seeing this, Lingji Bodhisattva took out the Wind-fixing Bead from his pocket and walked calmly in the middle of the yellow wind.

He even shouted to Sun Xingzhe: "Great Sage, Tianpeng! Come with me to the cave to rescue the scripture collectors!"

With someone taking the blame, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie also followed.

The yellow wind monster who was casting a spell also clearly noticed that Lingji Bodhisattva had a treasure in his hand. He was not afraid of his divine wind and wanted to retreat.

36 counting is the best plan!

"Grumble~"

At this critical moment!
The Yellow Wind Monster's belly suddenly turned upside down, and then a long-lost feeling came over him...

The yellow wind monster suddenly covered his stomach with both hands, clamped his legs and ran towards the cave.

"It's over, it's over, I'm going! I'm going!"

But before he ran a few steps...

"Puff puff puff puff!!!"

A flood-like sound sounded from behind the Yellow Wind Monster, and the foul-smelling gas dispersed out of the cave along with the yellow wind...

Sun Xingzhe immediately smelled a strange smell in the yellow wind.

Thinking of the fact that he was carelessly affected by the bad breath of the Yellow Wind Monster, Sun Xingzhe grabbed Zhu Bajie and retreated behind him.

Seeing this, Bodhisattva Lingji revealed a disdainful smile.

Is this the Monkey King?
If I, Lingji, were in the Heavenly Court back then, would a little hairy monkey be able to make a fuss?
Lingji raised the Fengfeng Bead he was proud of and continued to move forward without realizing the problem.

next second.

The yellow wind mixed with the stench hit!

With the blessing of the Fixed Wind Bead, Huang Feng stopped one meter away from Lingji, but the smell in Huang Feng got in through the barrier of the Fixed Wind Bead...

"Ouch~oooo!!!"

"Oh my god...ah, ahhhhh, oh my god!"

"Yellow mouse, did you fucking pull it out of your pants pocket?"

"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"

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