Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 37 What do you think about the yellow wind monster? (Please book the recommended monthly pass!)

Lingji was stunned, completely stunned!
When did the Bodhisattva from the Buddhist Lingshan Mountain suffer such shame and humiliation?

Ever since he noticed that the yellow wind monster was blowing the samadhi kamikaze on the little Sumeru Mountain, he was ready to wait for the news of the sutra learners calling for help.

According to the pre-arranged arrangement in the script, he could also take advantage of this opportunity to gain a lot of merit and take in the spy Huang Fenggui. It can be said that he killed two birds with one stone.

But who would have thought that he waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for any information from the Buddhist scriptures.

So he put aside his bodhisattva airs and took the initiative to come to Huangfengling to see the situation.

Although this does not match the pre-arranged plot of the script, it is for merit after all, and it is not shameful to take the initiative on my own.

But who can tell me what's going on now?
He had the Wind-fixing Pearl and the Flying Dragon Staff given by Tathagata, which were more than enough to deal with the yellow wind monster.

But why is this yellow wind monster?

He... can he fucking fart?
You’ve already achieved so much in your fucking cultivation, yet you don’t even have this little bit of control?
However, Lingji stood in the center of this yellow wind and did not dodge confidently, so more than 80.00% of the farts were firmly smoked on him.

So much so that after the yellow wind blew, he seemed to have been marinated by a fart, and a stench was exuded from all over his body!
Looking at the Dingfeng Orb in his hand that worked but didn't seem to work, Lingji fell silent for a moment.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, are you alright?"

When the yellow wind dissipated, Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie suppressed their laughter and flew to Lingji Bodhisattva.

"No...it's fine!"

Bodhisattva Lingji couldn't help shaking the hand holding the Dingfeng Pearl, but on the surface he still maintained the basic dignity of the Bodhisattva.

Don't lose face!
Don't lose face!
Don't lose face!
After thinking silently for three times, Lingji pretended to be calm and said, "I have the fixed wind bead, what am I afraid of? Look at me standing here, did the yellow wind hurt me?"

"not at all!"

"Lingji Bodhisattva is amazing!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie gave a thumbs up!
A Bodhisattva is a Bodhisattva!

If they could never tell lies with their eyes open in such a serious manner!
"Where is it, let's go and save your master!"

Lingji Bodhisattva waved his hand to relieve his embarrassment.

Although Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie didn't say anything, Lingji knew that he would definitely be embarrassed this time!
If you let others know, you, a Buddhist Bodhisattva, have been farted.

Does Lingji still want to be a Bodhisattva?
Looking at the entrance of the Yellow Wind Cave so close at hand, the anger in Bodhisattva Lingji's heart soared to the extreme!

If I don’t crush this yellow-haired mouse to ashes, it’s hard to understand the hatred in my heart!

While they were talking, they had already arrived at Huangfeng Cave and saw Tang Sanfu enjoying the sauna with an intoxicated look on his face.

Lingji Bodhisattva:? ? ?
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie silently praised Tang San's funeral.

It’s still the master’s trick!

Lingji Bodhisattva thought that Tang Sanzan had already been boiled by these monsters, so he couldn't help asking: "Tang Sanzan, you... are you okay?"

Tang Sanzan opened his eyes comfortably, and seeing Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie came in with a fat monk, he couldn't help asking: "Of course I'm fine."

"Huh? Why did you bring someone here?"

Tang Sanbian, who is familiar with the original work of Journey to the West, already roughly knows that this fat white monk should be the Buddhist Lingji Bodhisattva.

"Master, this is Lingji Bodhisattva of Buddhism, he was the one who called out at the entrance of the cave just now!"

Sun Xingzhe spoke first, and directly blamed Lingji for disturbing Master's bath.

"Oh, it turns out to be a Bodhisattva from Buddhism."

Tang Sanzan nodded, as if he regarded the Yellow Wind Cave as his own home.

He waved to a few people and said, "The bathing skills at Huangfengling Bathhouse are outstanding!"

"Especially the original blood rub created by Tiger Pioneer has a special flavor, you all come and try it!"

After hearing this, the Tiger Pioneer's face, which was originally sallow due to excessive blood loss, became extremely pale at this moment.

At this moment, he wanted to slap himself twice!
What blood rub?Isn't this digging a hole for yourself?

I, Ahu, only have a little bit of essence and blood. If I rub blood on everyone, I’m afraid I’ll be like dried tiger skin before I finish...

Lingji Bodhisattva looked at Tang Sanzan's comfortable face, and then thought of the tragic experience of running all the way here, only to be smoked by farts all over again, and his mentality became unbalanced.

"Tang Sanzan, let me ask you where did the yellow wind monster go?"

Tang Sanzan wondered: "Eh? I didn't ask Huang Feng to call my two apprentices into the cave to eat. Didn't you see it when you came in from the outside?"

"Eat... eat?"

"That's right, that pig demon! Is the food ready? I didn't see everyone coming, why the hell didn't you serve ink?"

Chef Pig Demon, who was cooking, trembled with fright, and said tremblingly: "Master! The food will be ready soon, it will be ready soon!"

Lingji was stunned...

Is this really wrong?

As a high-ranking Bodhisattva in Buddhism, he naturally knows the script of 81 difficult scriptures.

On the one hand, it is to sharpen the sutra collectors so that the world can know the preciousness of Mahayana Buddhism, and on the other hand, it is to facilitate them to gain merit from it.

But now the Buddhist scriptures don't look like they are being tortured?
You can eat, drink and take a bath!

There is even a monster giving him a massage!

Is this learning the scriptures or traveling?
Lingji Bodhisattva frowned: "Tang Sanyan, as a Buddhist scripture seeker, you should practice hard all the way to obtain the true scriptures. How can you be greedy for pleasure?"

In fact, Lingji simply felt a little uncomfortable watching Tang Sanzan, and wanted to find some sense of existence for himself.

Why is it that you, Tang San, are buried in a monster cave taking a bath and enjoying happiness, while I, Lingji, have to suffer this unjust injustice?
Tang Sanzan looked at Lingji with his head tilted, and said in a calm voice, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

Lingji still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and continued to maintain his airs of a Bodhisattva: "You are a Buddhist disciple, and I am a Bodhisattva. Isn't it normal to teach you how to do things?"

Tang Sanzan laughed angrily.

You come here to get merit, just say you are getting merit, and you dare to teach me a lesson?
"I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language. When I, Jin Chanzi, practiced Buddhism, you, Lingji, were still a little loser!"

Tang Sanzong's eyes were filled with luster.

"Fuck!"

Bodhisattva Lingji was taken aback, and when Tang Sanzan said the words "Jin Chanzi", his whole body trembled uncontrollably.

"You...how did you awaken Jin Chanzi's memory?"

Tang Sanzan sneered: "Looks like you're useless even if you give me a chance?"

Lingji's face turned red, and he said weakly after a while: "Since brother Jin Chanzi is here, Lingji naturally dare not make mistakes!"

Who is Jin Chanzi?

That is the first of the five insects in the wild!
Before I became a Bodhisattva back then, I was already the second disciple of the Buddha!
If it weren't for publicly contradicting the Buddha and being demoted to the lower world to learn scriptures, Jin Chanzi would have become his immediate boss by now!

If Tang Sanzan had no memory of Jin Chanzi at this moment, Lingji could still pretend to be aggressive in front of him.

But now even if he borrowed a hundred courage, he wouldn't dare!

Tang Sanzun opened his arms, leaned on the side of the pot with both hands, and said calmly: "Then what's the matter with you here?"

"I, I... I'm here, I'm..." Lingji blushed, not knowing what to say.

You can't say that you are here to save people, can you?

People are enjoying themselves here, do you need my help?
At this moment, Lingji, who was in a dilemma, saw the yellow wind monster who was about to sneak away from the back door after squatting in the toilet, as if he saw a savior.

Use your magic power to catch the yellow wind monster in your hand

Lingji gritted his teeth and said: "Brother, this yellow wind monster stole lamp oil in Lingshan. The Buddha asked me to arrest him. Today I heard that this yellow wind monster is here, so I came to capture him!"

"Oh?"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows: "What do you think about the Yellow Wind Monster?"

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(End of this chapter)