Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 38 The bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish! (Please subscribe and reward for this [-]-word chapter!)

"What do you think of the Huang Feng monster?"

Seeing Tang Sanzian staring at him, the Yellow Wind Monster felt a chill down his back.

But at the moment when he was caught by Bodhisattva Lingji, the Yellow Wind Monster could only put on a bitter face, and said bitterly, "Holy Monk, I... I'm kneeling on the ground to watch!"

Sensing the resentment on Bodhisattva Lingji, the Yellow Wind Monster was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "I beg Bodhisattva to spare your life! Didn't it be agreed at the beginning..."

"To shut up!"

"You dared to steal oil in Lingshan before, and now you dare to eat people here, I, Lingji, will definitely not spare you!"

Hearing that the Yellow Wind Monster actually wanted to tell the story about the script, Lingji immediately became angry.

If it wasn't for you, the Yellow Wind Monster, who messed up the script, would I, Lingji, be so passive now?

I, the great Buddhist Bodhisattva, lost such a big person in Huangfengling today, it is all because of you!

"Senior Brother Jin Chanzi, since the monster here has surrendered, I will return to Lingshan first!"

Now Lingji just wants to return to Xiaoxumi Mountain immediately and give the Yellow Wind Monster a lesson with a stick!
This difficulty was originally tailor-made for him to gain merit and luck.

But now it's good, I have done nothing except losing myself in front of the pilgrims!

You can't say nothing and do nothing. At any rate, the Feng Feng Bead had some effect, but it didn't stop the yellow wind monster's fart.

But how much merit can you get from just doing this?

Is it easy for me to get this opportunity?
Looking at the yellow wind monster, Bodhisattva Lingji became more and more angry!
"No hurry, no hurry!" Tang Sanzun waved his hand.

"Senior Brother Jin Chanzi, what else is there?" Lingji looked at Tang Sanzan who was taking a bath, with some doubts.

Tang Sanzan got up leisurely, got dressed with the support of several little demons, and said solemnly: "This Ah Huang is destined for me!"

"I intend to accept him as a pet. I wonder if you can part with him?"

???

Have a relationship with you?

How many years have you not heard anyone say this since the beginning of the prehistoric era?
Are you a spiritual seeker who accepts monsters as pets?

This is the merit of my Lingji! !
"Senior brother Jin Chanzi, this yellow wind monster has violated the precepts of Lingshan..."

"Which commandment in Lingshan says you can't steal oil?"

"This……"

Lingji scratched his bald head and was silent for a few seconds.

It seems that Lingshan does not have this commandment...

"In a word, will you give me Jin Chanzi face?"

Tang San leaned forward slightly, stared at Lingji with a sense of oppression, and said with a sneer: "I advise you to think it over before you speak!"

"Otherwise, I won't be able to see this matter of learning scriptures!"

"If the Buddha asks at that time, I will say that you, Lingji, are maliciously obstructing here in Huangfengling!"

"I want to see if you, Lingji, can shoulder this responsibility!"

???

Lingji was immediately taken aback.

What's the situation?
When we were working together in Lingshan before, we never saw Senior Brother Jin Chanzi being such a rascal?
"I...I..." Lingji looked at Tang Sanbian with a murderous expression and hesitated to speak.

Although he is now one of the Four Great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism.

But if Tang Sanbu's pilgrimage is over and Jin Chanzi's identity is restored, with the merits of pilgrimage, it is possible to achieve another Buddha.

The most important thing is to let the Buddha know that he has messed up the matter of learning the scriptures...

Thinking of this, Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't help but shudder.

"Senior Brother Jin Chanzi, since this yellow wind monster is destined to you, then... let me leave it to you to deal with it!"

After handing over the yellow wind monster.

Bodhisattva Lingji sorted out his chaotic mood, and said with a depressed face: "This matter is over, I will return to Lingshan first to return to my life!"

"and many more!"

"What else is there, brother?"

Tang Sanzian narrowed his eyes: "The matter with the Yellow Wind Monster has been settled. What do you say about disturbing my bath?"

coming!

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajiexin silently prayed to Lingji.

"Take a...bath??"

Lingji's face was full of disbelief.

"The poor monk is taking a bath here at the critical moment. Tiger Pioneer's blood rub is taking effect. What are you doing here in such a hurry?"

"You scared the Tiger Pioneer to death just by looking at it. It seriously affected the service of Huangfengling Bathhouse. You want to leave without even paying any compensation?"

Lingji was stunned for a moment, feeling that something was not right.

I came here by myself, but I didn't get any benefits, and I still have to lose money?
But looking at the covetous Tang Sanzan, Lingji hesitated and said, "Senior Brother Jin Chanzi, I... I left in a hurry... I didn't bring any money..."

"You can also use magic weapons to offset your debt..."

Lingji suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, frowned and said: "Senior brother, stop joking..."

Tang Sanzan's face darkened: "What is my status as a golden cicada? Every minute, there are millions of merits and virtues. Which god and Buddha on the Western Paradise will not give me face? Am I in the mood to joke with you here?!"

"In one sentence, leave the Dingfeng Pearl and I will let you go back!"

Lingji was stunned, and hurriedly explained: "Senior brother, this fixed wind bead was bestowed by me, the Buddha, and let me use it as a magic weapon to subdue this yellow wind monster..."

"Then who is kneeling at your feet?"

Lingji: "Yellow wind monster!"

"Then you can see if he was surrendered by you?"

"This……"

Tang Sanzhu snorted, and said confidently: "Since the Wind-fixing Orb is used to subdue demons, then whoever subdues the yellow wind monster should give the Wind-fixing Orb to whom?"

Lingji was dazed by Tang Sanzan's words, and unexpectedly nodded.

"Then why didn't you return my Wind-fixing Bead to me?"

???

Lingji has the urge to scold her mother.

"No?!"

"Little monkey, little pig, pack up and go back to Chang'an!"

"Wait, I'll hand it in! I can't do it!"

Looking at Tang Sanzian's round face with a sinister expression, Lingji reluctantly took out his Wind-fixing Pearl.

I took it from Tathagata and was blackmailed even before I used it...

Baby Lingji feels bitter, but Baby Lingji doesn't say anything!
Suppressing great sadness, Lingji looked at Tang Sanzan's round, angry face, and said, "Senior brother, can I go now?"

"Let's go, I won't keep you for dinner."

"I didn't expect you to come over at first, so I didn't let them cook your meal!"

Lingji:……

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Lingji Bodhisattva, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host's cultivation base has been raised to the ninth floor of the Earth Immortal! 】

The Yellow Wind Monster watched Lingji Bodhisattva leave, and heaved a long sigh of relief.

Seeing Tang San buried, he cured the constipation he had suffered for many years and saved his life.

Without saying a word, he knelt down on the ground with a plop: "Thank you, holy monk! This time, Xiao Huang has nothing to repay the great kindness! From now on, he will be driven by the holy monk, and there will be no second words!"

Tang Sanzun nodded, and then said: "Ah Huang, I also think you are a good talent because of your stubbornness, and I don't want you to become a victim of Buddhism!"

"In this way, if you kowtow to the little monkey, all the previous matters will be wiped out!"

"Do you have any objections, little monkey?"

Sun Xingzhe said hurriedly: "Master, I have no objection. Master makes the decision in everything!"

After hearing this, the yellow wind monster kowtowed to Sun Xingzhe again.

"Okay! Everyone is here, let's chat while eating!"

"What is the pig demon still doing in a daze? Serve the food!"

As soon as the words fell, the little demons in the Yellow Wind Cave immediately put the prepared meals on the table one by one.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

Tang Sanyi said leisurely: "Ah Huang, last time I collected a black bear spirit in Black Wind Mountain and became the head of Black Wind Hall of my Tang Sect!"

"Today, I also intend to use Huangfengling as a hall of my Tang Sect. From now on, it will be called Huangfengtang. You will be the master of this Huangfengtang. What do you want?"

The yellow wind monster's eyes lit up.

Wasn't the reason why he agreed to Tianting to go to the west as an undercover agent at the beginning because he had no backing and wanted to climb up?
Now that there is a boss who is willing to support him, he naturally agrees excitedly.

"Holy Monk, from now on, my Huang Feng's order will be the Holy Monk's order. Ah Huang is willing to be a dog under the seat of the Holy Monk!"

"it is good!"

[It is detected that the host is in Huangfengling, the 81st difficulty node, do you check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining an innate spiritual treasure synthesis card. Using the card, you can synthesize an innate spiritual treasure according to the host's wishes! 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting the fishing rod 】

……

at the same time.

After leaving Huangfengling, Lingji Bodhisattva felt more and more aggrieved and ran all the way to the residence of Guanyin Bodhisattva in Nanhai.

"Honorable Avalokitesvara, please take care of the person you choose to learn from the scriptures!"

Guanyin saw that Lingji Bodhisattva didn't look good, and asked in confusion: "Lingji Bodhisattva is here, but the Buddhist scripture collector has passed Huangfengling?"

Bodhisattva Lingji nodded, "It's over."

"How many masters and apprentices are going well?"

Lingji Bodhisattva replied: "It went well, it went very well, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"I just don't know why this Buddhist scripture seeker awakened Jin Chanzi's memory. Does Guanyin know about this?"

Guanyin nodded: "I already know about this, but the matter has come to this, I can only let nature take its course."

Seeing Lingji's ugly face, Guanyin hesitated and asked: "Why is Lingji Bodhisattva so depressed today? Is it because the Buddhist monk awakened Jin Chanzi's memory?"

When Bodhisattva Lingji was asked, he felt aggrieved in his heart, couldn't help it all of a sudden, and said with a sobbing voice: "My lord...I...my wind-fixing bead is gone!"

Guanyin was stunned for a few seconds and said in a serious tone: "What's going on?"

Lingji felt aggrieved and told Guanyin the whole story.

After Guanyin finished listening, her face became extremely ugly.

"What exactly does Tang Sanzong want to do?"

Guanyin recalled the black bear spirit that was snatched away by Tang Sanzhu in the Guanyin Temple, and heard what Lingji said about the Yellow Wind Monster, and he couldn't sit still!

If Tang Sanbu gathers his team on the westward journey...

Thinking of this, a trace of killing intent suddenly appeared in Guanyin's eyes!
"In this case, it's hard for this Buddhist monk to keep you here. You can wait for reincarnation in the next life..."

……

On the other side, Tang Sanzan's master and apprentice traveled westward for several days without hindrance, and finally was blocked by a wide river with no shore.

Next to the river stands a stone tablet with several slogans written on it:

"Eight Hundred Quicksand River, no swimming!"

"Three thousand weak water depth, fishing fine!"

Tang Sanzian looked at this slogan, and then he became happy.

"Little monkey, little pig, look at this quicksand river, which is extremely wide and choppy, and there must be big fish in it!"

Looking at the turbulent river in the distance, Tang Sanzian said: "When I was in Chang'an, I met a fish seller named Gao. He said something to me: the bigger the storm, the more expensive the fish!"

"You guys go and catch some fish. I want to eat fish today!"

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