Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 39 Did you drop a gold fishing rod, a silver fishing rod, or an ordinary fishing rod?

"Master, this place says fishing is not allowed..."

Zhu Bajie pointed to the stone tablet by the river, hesitated and said.

Zhu Bajie used to be a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, and he was familiar with some rules and regulations, so he subconsciously obeyed them.

After all, he was demoted to the lower realm for violating the rules of heaven.

Tang Sanzan walked up to the stele without saying a word, then raised his foot and kicked it abruptly.

The entire stele was shattered into slag and scattered all over the place.

Tang Sanzun waved his hand and said, "It's gone now, is there any problem for us to fish here?"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie said in unison: "No!"

"Hurry up if there is no problem. I have a hunch that there must be a pout in this quicksand river!"

Tang Sanzan is very familiar with the difficulty of Liushahe.

In the original Journey to the West, Tang Sanzan was reincarnated as a golden cicada. The first nine generations were stopped by the sand monk in this quicksand river, and finally lost his life in vain.

And it is precisely because of the dedication of the Buddhist scriptures in previous lives that a piece of Buddhist beads and magic treasures were abruptly assembled for Drifting Monk.

Compared to Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie, Tang San was not much interested in Monk Sha.

In layman's terms, Monk Sha is completely a royalist!

A die-hard fan of the Jade Emperor, and the kind who serves as the Jade Emperor's secretary!
Which leader can like his former secretary?

Moreover, even if Monk Sha was demoted to the lower realm by the Jade Emperor, his biggest dream is to return to heaven one day and continue to be his rolling curtain general.

Based on Tang San's past experience, this kind of person is too foolish and loyal. If he joins his team rashly, he will easily become a second-rate person.

So whether or not Monk Sha should be recruited remains to be investigated!
Tang Sanzan casually took out two fishing rods from the system and handed them to Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie.

"These two fishing rods are my teacher's treasures for many years. Now I hand them over to you. I hope you will not disappoint my teacher!"

"Master, this fishing rod of yours is definitely a treasure, isn't it?"

Zhu Bajie took the fishing rod and immediately felt the extraordinaryness of the fishing rod.

After all, he, the old pig, once served as Marshal Tianpeng, managing a hundred thousand naval troops under his command.

When I have nothing to do, I like to go fishing or something.

Tang Sanjian smiled: "When did you use garbage as a teacher?"

Zhu Bajie and Sun Xingzhe thought about it, and happily found a suitable place to go fishing with their fishing rods.

Zhu Bajie, as a seasoned fisherman, caught a white and fat fish with a cocked mouth not long after.

And Sun Xingzhe is not familiar with water.

In addition, his body is a stone monkey. He usually likes to eat fruits and the like, and he doesn't eat much fish, so his skills are quite poor.

Seeing that his fishing rod was motionless in the water, Sun Xingzhe became a little anxious.

"Brother Monkey, the most important thing about fishing is to be calm, as long as you have patience, there will always be fish hooked."

Sun Xingzhe didn't say a word, his eyes were fixed on the river.

He didn't believe it. He, the great Monkey King, could not catch any fish?

Time passed by minute by minute.

Seeing Zhu Bajie catching fish one after another, Sun Xingzhe was so angry that he threw the fishing rod in his hand towards the ground, and the monkey hair on his face exploded.

"I'm sick!"

But before he could finish his words.

The fishing rod seemed to be pulled by something, and it sank directly into the river.

"Brother Monkey, your fishing rod is gone!"

???

The fishing rod is gone?

Sun Xingzhe's head exploded!

"Little monkey, let me ask you, where is my fishing rod?!"

A tall shadow appeared behind Sun Xingzhe. Hearing this voice, Sun Xingzhe suddenly felt a chill on his back.

"Master...Master, you...you listen to my explanation!"

"There must be monsters in this river causing trouble, and I, Old Sun, must give an explanation to Master!"

Zhu Bajie looked gloating, and said, "Brother Monkey, don't worry about finding a fishing rod. I've almost caught the cocked mouth that Master wants!"

Tang Sanzian said coldly: "What are you happy about?"

Zhu Bajie's expression froze.

"If you two don't bring back my fishing rod today, I will eat monkey brains tonight, and taste the braised pig's head by the way!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie only felt a great terror hanging over their heads.

The two looked at each other and prepared to go into the water to find the fishing rod.

Right now!

In the middle of the Liusha River, the water suddenly swirled, and a strong man with purple skin and red hair emerged from the bottom of the water.

He was also holding three fishing rods of different colors in his hand and was riding the waves towards Tang San Burial and the others.

"Young monk, I am the river god of the quicksand river. Did you fall into the river just now with this gold fishing rod, or this silver fishing rod, or this ordinary fishing rod? "

Tang Sanzun saw the string of beads made of skulls around his neck, and immediately realized that this strong man was Monk Sha.

It's just that he looks so neurotic?

Are you stupid in this Liusha River?

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie looked at each other in blank dismay, not understanding what Monk Sha meant.

Tang Sanzun took a step forward, his gaze swept over three different fishing rods.

Looking up at Monk Sha as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person, he said with pity in his eyes: "There are two fishing rods here that belong to you. You don't know which fishing rod is mine, so you still ask me?"

Monk Sha's smile was stiff, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

Ever since he descended to the Liusha River as a demon, he had to suffer from the flying knife punished by the Jade Emperor every seven days, and his psychology had already become distorted.

That's why it takes pleasure in torturing mortals.

And letting others choose things is Monk Sha's favorite method of torture.

If someone else chooses wrong because of greed, he will eat the greedy person in one bite.

If others choose the right one, he will let the honest person go.

It's just that he didn't expect that the person he met today was a little special.

He continued following Tang Sanzan's words: "I really forgot which two fishing rods belonged to me."

play this with me?
Playing tricks with the godfather of the Tang Dynasty who can recite the multiplication table backwards at the age of three?
Tang Sanzan chuckled.

"Then show me these three fishing rods!"

Monk Sha handed three fishing rods to Tang San.

But Tang Sanbian didn't even look at them, he threw them all into the river, and then asked: "Can you ask the question you just asked again?"

Monk Sha asked reflexively: "Did you just fall into the river with this gold fishing rod, or this silver fishing rod, or this ordinary fishing rod?"

Tang San buried a smile on his face: "Didn't you see that I dropped three fishing rods? I dropped them all!"

The smile on Monk Sha's face suddenly froze.

???

There was an awkward silence in the air.

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

Monk Sha was stunned.

"You only have an ordinary fishing rod, but you actually want to defraud me of both my gold and silver fishing rods?"

Monk Sha has used this method to kill many people here, and this is the first time he stumbled today!
Tang Sanzan's eyes turned cold, and he showed a fierce look: "Didn't you say that you forgot which two fishing rods you have?"

"I……"

"Snapped!"

Before Monk Sha could figure out how to refute, Tang Sanzan directly slapped him in the face with a big mouth.

Five bright red finger prints instantly appeared on the originally bruised face!
"Pick up the fishing rod!"

"I asked you to pick up my three fishing rods!!!"

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(End of this chapter)