Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 40 Monk Sha: I didn’t expect that I have nine lives! (Asking for votes!)

Monk Sha was directly stunned by this sudden slap.

Why is there such a big difference in personality between the Buddhist monks in this life and their previous ones?
No wonder Guanyin Bodhisattva greeted himself in advance this time, and asked me to just eat this scripture learner.

"Monk, do you know that I am the river god of the eight-hundred-mile Liusha River, do you understand what will happen if you offend me?"

Ever since he was demoted to the lower realm by the Jade Emperor and became the fish demon of the Liusha River, Monk Sha has always regarded himself as the river god of the Liusha River.

Although his cultivation was only at the peak of the Golden Immortal due to the flying knife punishment, with the blessing of Liushahe, he could easily escape even if the Taiyi Golden Immortal was here.

Therefore, before that, Jin Chanzi's previous nine reincarnations were all eaten up by him!

"River God? What the hell are you used to being a civil servant in Heaven? Are you inseparable from the system?"

Tang Sanbian turned to Sun Xingzhe and said, "Little monkey, teach him to recognize the reality!"

Sun Xingzhe took out his AK47 and directly pointed at the bewildered Monk Sha.

Feeling the murderous aura all over Sun Xingzhe's body.

Monk Sha sneered disdainfully.

"My Monk Sha killed nine Buddhist scriptures in this Liusha River, and I have never seen someone as arrogant as you!"

Tang San buried his head to one side: "Hey, you saw it today!"

Monk Sha was furious: "To tell you the truth, someone paid for your lives!"

"This quicksand river, I said you can't cross it if you can't cross it. It's useless when the Buddha comes!"

"Eighteen years later, your Grandpa Sha is still here waiting for you to come again!"

As soon as the words fell, Monk Sha raised his hand, and the Zen staff in his hand smashed towards Tang Sanzan and the three of them.

At the same time, a cruel smile appeared on his originally bruised face.

It was as if he had already seen that the head buried by Tang San was about to become a bead around his neck.

Available in the next second.

"Da da da……"

Sun Xingzhe held the AK47 and pulled the trigger without hesitation.

The spiritual energy bullets hit Monk Sha in the chest as if they cost nothing.

"What a fool! Innate spiritual treasure?!!"

Monk Sha instantly realized the power of the bullet, but it was too late to dodge. He could only wave the Zen staff in his hand as hard as he could to knock the bullet away.

But the huge impact of the bullet still made Monk Sha back again and again, blood spurting wildly!

"What age is it, who still uses traditional weapons?"

Sun Xingzhe soared into the sky, grabbed Monk Sha's hair, and threw him to the shore without any effort.

"Are you good at fighting?"

Tang Sanzan leaned down, grabbed Monk Sha's collar, and said with his face almost close to his face: "It's good for spanking!"

"When you come out, you have to talk about your strength! You have to talk about your background!"

"Which identity do you dare to attack me?" Tang Sanzan patted Monk Sha on the cheek and asked.

"I am the God of the Liusha River, and I was once the curtain-rolling general of heaven. If you don't like it, you can call me boss. It doesn't matter. I can bear it!"

"Although I'm demoted to the lower realms now, whether it's heaven or Buddhism, my words still carry weight."

"Oh, so it's a little bastard!"

Little bum?
Monk Sha's face suddenly darkened!
After so many years, who dared to humiliate him like this in front of him?
When he worked as the Jade Emperor's secretary, which deity in the three realms would not respectfully call him a curtain-rolling general when he saw him?
Even if he is a Buddhist, he can't insult people like that, right?
"Damn it, even if you bring two pets, if you offend the Bodhisattva, you will definitely die!"

Although Monk Sha was severely injured by Sun Xingzhe, he didn't panic at all.

You must know that he has already eaten nine of these scripture learners, and now this one is the one appointed by the Bodhisattva to be killed!

He is doing things for the Bodhisattva now!
There is a backstage and a background!

"Rolling shutter, do you know what you're talking about?"

"Do you know who you think you're facing?"

Zhu Bajie showed his nine-toothed rake, pressed it against Monk Sha's chest, and said, "When my old pig was Marshal Tianpeng in Tianting, why didn't I see that you were so awesome?"

A secretary for the Jade Emperor, really blowing himself up to the sky?

Back then, gods and Buddhas all over the sky gave you face, did they give you face?

That's giving face to the people behind you!

I can't tell the difference between big and small kings.

"Holy shit, are you Canopy?"

The moment Monk Sha saw the nine-tooth nail rake, he was completely stunned.

"uh-huh!"

Zhu Bajie nodded, and at the same time showed a trace of pity for the rolling curtain.

You used to be the Jade Emperor's secretary and pretended to be cool, but now you're stuck on the iron plate, right?

Master doesn’t give anyone any face!
Tang Sanzang slapped Monk Sha's face with his hand, and said solemnly: "Monk Sha, are you brave?"

According to the content of the original Journey to the West, this Monk Sha should be a person who does not know Buddhist scriptures.

But in front of me, Monk Sha, who looked like a fish demon, not only knew clearly that he was a Buddhist monk, but he also had murderous intentions towards him!
It was obvious that Journey to the West had deviated from what he remembered. Just in case, Tang San was prepared to ask why.

"Who told you to kill your master here?"

???

Monk Sha's eyes were as wide as copper bells, a little unbelievable.

Master?

How did he know that he was going to be the disciple of the Buddhist scriptures?
Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie were stunned, scratched their heads and said, "Didn't I hear that Master said that he has accepted another disciple?"

"Master, you won't admit your mistake, will you?"

Tang Sanzan's voice suddenly became louder: "Monk Sha, let me ask again, who instigated you to kill your master here?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? I, Lao Sha, don't know anything!"

"Don't eat and drink a toast!"

Tang Sanzong sighed: "Courage is commendable, but it's a pity that I can't use it..."

Tang Sanzan got up slowly, without looking at Monk Sha again, instead he picked up the three fishing rods in the water by himself.

"Little monkey, little pig, remember not to dirty the campsite I just laid."

There was a trace of regret on Zhu Bajie's face.

The AK47 in Sun Xingzhe's hand suddenly accumulated energy, and then he pulled the trigger suddenly!

"Oh!"

The bullet burst out and went straight through Monk Sha's eyebrows!

Powerful energy swept across the surroundings in an instant, and Monk Sha fell straight on the beach like a marionette.

Sun Xingzhe confidently retracted his gun.

However, at this moment, a sudden change happened!

Monk Sha, who was supposed to die, suddenly had nine skulls in his neck spinning spontaneously.

I saw that one of the skulls fell off Monk Sha's neck, and then merged with his head!
At this moment, Monk Sha, who had already closed his eyes, suddenly opened them.

"Learner! Lao Sha, I have nine lives, all of which I took from your nine reincarnations. You can't cross this Liusha River, I said so!"

After the words fell, Monk Sha sneered and got into the middle of the Liusha River.

The [-]-mile Liusha River suddenly became choppy!

A mysterious power of law surged across the entire river, and all spells that wanted to fly over the river were completely ineffective at this moment!
"Grass!"

Seeing this, Sun Xingzhe increased the firepower of the AK47 in his hand to the maximum, and fired straight at Liusha River!
But after the bullet entered the water, its power was greatly reduced by the impact of the quicksand river water.

This shuttle went on without any effect!
"Master, my old grandson was negligent, I never thought he would have this rebirth method!"

alive?

Tang Sanzan looked at the remaining eight skulls on Monk Sha's neck from a distance, with a puzzled look on his face.

Although this skull has nothing to do with him.

But at any rate, he can be regarded as his predecessor who learns Buddhist scriptures, and if he is worn around his neck like this, it would be embarrassing for him to say it, okay?
"Master, don't worry, idiot and I will definitely catch this fish monster back!"

Sun Xingzhe knew his master's temper, so he greeted Zhu Bajie and prepared to go into the water to arrest him.

Although he is not good at fighting in water, as long as Zhu Bajie can attract Monk Sha, he will be able to give him a tutu with a single shuttle!
In close combat, the AK47 is simply too strong!
"No need, what age is it still traditional underwater warfare?"

Tang Sanzun waved his hands, looked at Zhu Bajie deeply, and said, "Little Zhuzhu, you have been with me for a long time, and I decided to upgrade your weapon as a teacher!"

(End of this chapter)