Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 378 A cigarette after a meal is better than a living god
"I'll go. Did I hear you right?"

"Ninety-nine dollars to kill a ginseng fruit in seconds?"

"You heard it right, the holy monk and Immortal Zhenyuan both called us family!"

"That's a ginseng fruit. If you can't buy it, you'll suffer a loss. You can't buy it but you won't be fooled!"

"Buy, buy hard!"

As Tang San's words fell, the atmosphere at the scene was instantly aroused.

The gods and Buddhas sitting in the inner field did not realize Tang San's burial routine for a while.

But the gods and monsters sitting in the outfield, especially those sitting at the same table as the dogs, couldn't hold back for a moment.

Too cheap!

So affordable!

"Holy monk, great immortal, I want all of the hundred orders, and I will give you merit now!"

A leopard spirit who looked somewhat similar to a leopard spirit turned red with excitement, scratched his neck and roared.

"Don't get excited. These [-] orders are for family members. Each person can only place one order, first come, first served!"

"If you need to buy something, you can go directly to the three apprentices of the poor monk to register, pay with one hand, and deliver the goods with the other hand!"

As soon as Tang Sanzian finished speaking, the monsters who were still lamenting that they couldn't afford ginseng fruit felt as if their soles were oiled and ran frantically to place orders.

Some monsters even bought it and ate it right on the spot!

In the blink of an eye, some lowly little demons reach the realm of immortals!

Seeing this scene, the gods and Buddhas in the inner court were a little moved.

The value of this second generation ginseng fruit seems to be good too?

Both the Jade Emperor and Tathagata began to think deeply.

They have the most people under their command, especially the Jade Emperor who has many heavenly soldiers and generals.

If you can wholesale some ginseng fruits from Zhen Yuanzi, you can improve your own strength to a higher level!
Among these people, Samantabhadra Arhat is the most impatient.

If it weren't for the sake of face, no one in the field moved, and he couldn't help but take action just now!

Nine dollars!

Buy it and earn it!

How much money will this save?
Even though he had a high income when he was a Bodhisattva, now after being demoted by Tathagata, his income has plummeted!
You still have to maintain your own dojo. Even if you have some savings, you can’t afford to just go in and out!
A hundred orders were killed in the blink of an eye.

Now everyone was staring at Zhen Yuanzi and Tang San Bian with fiery eyes.

Looking forward to more benefits coming out.

Tang Sanbian smiled and continued: "My family, one hundred orders is already the greatest benefit I can get for my family!"

"Ginseng fruit is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. Immortal Zhenyuan has cultivated it for so many years, and now he has finally developed a new product. The price cannot go down any further!"

"Now restore the price after today's discount, and it will cost you [-] merits!"

"But in addition to the second-generation products, Wuzhuangguan also launched co-branded products with ginseng fruit and other fruits!"

"There are peach-flavored ones, banana-flavored ones, watermelon-flavored ones, grape-flavored ones, etc... Although the effect is not as strong as the second-generation ginseng fruit, it still has certain effects."

“The most important thing is that the price is only one-tenth of the second generation ginseng fruit!”

"Family members in need can go to the three apprentices of the poor monk to place an order!"

Puxian couldn't help it now and got up directly to find Sun Xingzhe to place an order.

With him taking the lead, Master Taiyi thought about it and got up to buy two pills for Jiuling Yuan Sheng to try.

Anyway, now it is a dead horse being treated as a living horse doctor, no matter how bad it is, it will not be much worse.

If your IQ returns to normal after eating ginseng fruit, you will make a lot of money!

"Ahem, that Great Immortal Zhenyuan, my Heavenly Court is also interested in purchasing a batch. I wonder if the price can be reduced?"

The Jade Emperor thought about it for a moment and asked immediately.

"Since Heaven wants to order in large quantities, I will definitely give your Majesty an affordable price!"

"Well, not bad!" The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction, turned to Taibai Jinxing and said, "Taibai, you will be responsible for contacting Immortal Zhenyuan later and try to buy more second-generation ginseng fruits."

Use a little of the flat peach in heaven and use it less.

Since Zhen Yuanzi's second-generation ginseng fruit is almost as effective as ordinary flat peaches, let's use this ginseng fruit to provide benefits to the heavenly soldiers and generals in the future.

Taibai Jinxing hesitated for a moment, then asked: "Your Majesty, where will the cost come from to purchase ginseng fruits in large quantities?"

"Where did the cost of using flat peaches come from in the past?" the Jade Emperor asked in return.

"Well... we in Heaven used to grow the flat peaches ourselves, and the cost was at most the salary of the landlord of the flat peach garden..."

"Is that so..."

The Jade Emperor was silent for a while, and then said: "I bought this ginseng fruit to be used as a reward in Heaven. If I spend it, I will pay it out of the salary of the civil servants in Heaven!"

“Everyone’s salary will be temporarily reduced by [-]% to pay for the purchase of ginseng fruits!”

When Taibai Jinxing heard this, he suddenly felt that his vision was darkened, and he hurriedly tried to dissuade him: "Your Majesty, you can't do that!"

"Now the salary of civil servants in Heaven is much lower than that in Buddhism. If the salary is lowered further, the people below may have objections."

The Jade Emperor's face darkened: "Opinions? What opinions do they dare to have?"

"What's more, isn't it just for them that I've cut my salary? Didn't I give them all the ginseng fruits I bought as a reward?"

"I'm spending their money to do their things!"

"As for their opinions, you can just make up a reason to excuse them."

"I……"

Taibai Jinxing's face suddenly turned into a bitter melon look.

The good guy's reputation as a co-writer is lost, so I, an old man, have to be the bad guy, right?

On the other side, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva is trying hard to wink at Tathagata Buddha.

Even the heavens and the earth are buying ginseng fruit. No matter what we say, we Buddhists still have to be interested.

The most important thing is that he has just had his golden body shattered by Immortal Zhenyuan, and now he only has a lotus body. He urgently needs something good to replenish it!
If Buddhism can buy some ginseng fruits, with his current status in Buddhism, he will definitely be responsible for the distribution work.

When the time comes, you can fish out a little bit of it, and you will soon be able to cultivate a golden body for yourself!

But Tathagata Buddha acted as if he didn't see him and closed his eyes and ignored him at all.

What to buy?
The Buddhist monks had already spent a lot of money just after relocating. Since they didn't need it anyway, why did they spend this wasted money?

As for the injuries on his face...

The ginseng fruit on the table should be enough to eat by itself.

If Zhen Yuanzi can take it out and put it on the table, he will definitely not take it back.

Don’t you have any motivation to buy?

Seeing that no one else spoke, Zhen Yuanzi and Tang San were slightly disappointed. They had originally hoped that the two great enemies of Heaven and Buddhism would buy more.

But fortunately, they also prepared a second product!
For these big guys, they have long been separated from the level of survival needs. Things like ginseng fruit can only be said to be the icing on the cake, not a necessity.

At this level, the only things that can impress them are spiritual things.

And it just so happened that Tang San Burial also made this thing!

Zhen Yuanzi clapped his hands, and immediately a little demon came out holding a box.

"Everyone, in addition to ginseng fruit at today's ginseng fruit fair, Wuzhuangguan has another important product to release!"

"This item has become a new trend among ordinary people. Whether they are civilians or nobles, almost everyone has one now!"

"I and Brother Tang have transformed it and made it fit the constitution of a god, and named it Wuzhuangguan brand cigarettes!"

"There is a saying in the world that a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god!"

"The following is an introduction to Wuzhuang Guan brand cigarettes. Please watch the VCR!"

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