Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 379 Tathagata Buddha agreed even if he smoked! (asking for votes)
As Zhen Yuanzi's words fell.

Everyone looked up and looked in the direction of his finger.

Zhen Yuanzi cast a spell, and as the space fluctuated, a human scene appeared out of thin air.

The first scene is in the palace of a small country.

At this moment, the king is attending court, but the court hall is filled with smoke, as if he is in the Lingxiao Palace.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor frowned slightly.

How dare a small country like me have the same imperial style as me?

But when the Jade Emperor looked carefully, he discovered the source of the smoke.

I saw that all the people who came to court had something as long as a finger in their mouths, with sparks flickering at the end.

The king, who was sitting on the throne, took a deep breath with his eyes closed and looked intoxicated, and then blew out circles of smoke from his mouth.

"This thing is so happy and divine!"

"I used to be obsessed with seeking immortality, but now that I smoke these Nanshan brand cigarettes, I realize that there is something happier than immortality in the world!"

The ministers in the hall nodded.

"Your Majesty is right, this cigarette is indeed the most amazing thing in the world!"

Zhen Yuanzi waved his sleeves and the scene instantly reversed.

This time the scene came to a temple with strong incense, and there was an endless stream of pilgrims coming and going.

Seeing this scene, the Jade Emperor looked slightly unhappy.

Originally, the incense in the human world was supposed to be offered to their heaven, but now with the widespread spread of Buddhism, the income of the heaven has dropped off a cliff.

Watching Buddhism make money in front of him was even more uncomfortable than losing money himself!
When Tathagata Buddha saw this scene, his eyes suddenly shone with light, but then the light in his eyes turned into confusion...

As the screen advances.

In the temple, both the monks and the pilgrims who come to pray are not holding common incense candles, but small boxes as big as the palm of their hand.

The box was opened, and there were twenty cigarettes neatly packed inside.

"Buddha bless my wife to give birth to a big fat boy this year, and I will give you this box of cigarettes!"

Under the golden body of Tathagata Buddha, a couple kneels on the ground.

The man lit twenty cigarettes and placed them all on the incense stand on the table.

Smoke suddenly filled the air...

Faced with such a strange scene, Tathagata Buddha's eyes widened in disbelief.

I have ignored the believers in the human world for a long time, and now I have even changed the dynasty to offer incense and candles?
and……

I'm the fucking Tathagata Buddha!
Shouldn't you pray to Guanyin when you want to have a child?
However, in the human temple, everyone seemed to be accustomed to this. Even the monks laughed and even picked up a cigarette on the incense stand, put it in his mouth and started smoking.

"This cigarette is still very useful, it can be used as a sacrifice and it can be smoked!"

"I feel that after smoking this cigarette, my mind is much clearer. I even feel that I can see the Buddha and am about to achieve enlightenment!"

"Cool, so cool!"

The scene ended here. Zhen Yuanzi waved his hand to disperse the spell. After scanning the whole place, he slowly said, "I believe you have all seen it. What is the status of this thing in the world now?"

All the gods and Buddhas present nodded silently.

Although they did not go down to the realm to check it out in person, they could still tell whether Zhen Yuanzi's spell was genuine or not.

It's obviously what really happens in the lower world.

Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but ask: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, what is the wonderful use of this thing?"

Zhen Yuanzi pretended to be profound and said: "This thing can make the spiritual platform clear, can save the dead to ascend to heaven, can save people in trouble and escape suffering, can cultivate the body of infinite life, can do things without coming and going..."

"Is there such a wonderful thing in this world?"

As soon as Tathagata Buddha spoke his words, he felt something was not right.

Why do these words sound familiar?

Where did you hear it?

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva came close to him and whispered: "World Honored One, this is our Buddhist sect's advertising slogan to promote the Mahayana Buddha."

What the hell!

This thing has done everything about my Mahayana Buddha?
I was also thinking of taking advantage of the Ginseng Fruit Fair to persuade Tang San to go to Luzhou in Beiju to learn Buddhist scriptures.

If this is true, how on earth can I advise others to learn from it?
What kind of experience are you taking?

Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but said, "Are the words of Immortal Zhenyuan exaggerated? This thing is so small and small, how can it have such an effect?" Although Mahayana Buddhism was also made up by him to deceive people, after all, Buddhism is too busy with other people's affairs. Yes, I have deep experience in this area.

If only such a simple gadget could achieve the ultimate goal of Buddhism...

So what’s the point of the new Buddhist teachings compiled by Buddhists after so many years of hard work?
The doubts of Tathagata Buddha were also the doubts of most people present.

Zhen Yuanzi laughed softly: "Whether it has this effect, you will know after you try it!"

"Today's box of cigarettes, I will give everyone here a free pack."

As soon as the words fell, several little demons immediately opened the box, skillfully took out packages of sealed cigarettes and placed them on the tables of the gods and Buddhas present.

This time, even the people sitting at the table with the dog at the door were lucky enough to get a bag each. These people were so excited that they were speechless.

Tathagata Buddha looked at the cigarettes on the table.

The outer packaging is unremarkable, with the words "Wuzhuangguan Special Offer" printed on it.

After a slight hesitation, he opened the package and took out one, imitating the appearance of the mortal in the previous picture, and held it in his mouth.

Seeing this, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva immediately cast a small fire spell to light smoke for Tathagata Buddha.

After taking a deep breath.

Tathagata Buddha suddenly felt like he was in a state of ecstasy. Even when Saint Zhunti slapped himself, he no longer cared about it, as if he had entered a state of forgetfulness!

This feeling is really enjoyable!
Cool!
It's so cool!

At this moment, Tathagata Buddha felt that his understanding of Buddhism had deepened.

"This thing is destined to my Buddhist sect!"

Tathagata Buddha is a quasi-sage after all. After taking two puffs, one cigarette was finished, and some of them still had unfinished thoughts and lit another one.

"Tsk, Great Immortal Zhenyuan, your stuff is really good!"

Tathagata Buddha said this, and other gods and Buddhas present immediately started to smoke in a learned manner.

In the blink of an eye, the entire Wuzhuang Temple was filled with smoke, like a fairyland on earth.

Especially the practitioners sitting at the table with the dogs at the door. After taking a few puffs of cigarettes, they felt that their cultivation, which had not improved for many years, was faintly improving at this moment!
"I...I have reached the ninth level of immortality!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"Thank you, Immortal Zhenyuan, and praise Immortal Zhenyuan!"

The lower your cultivation level, the more you feel the magic of this cigarette.

Not only did my mind feel clearer, but even some of the things I had not been able to figure out during my previous practice suddenly became clear.

It is indeed a good thing!

Tathagata Buddha started smoking one by one. After a while, he actually smoked all the boxes on the table clean.

The Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva on the side lowered his head to light the cigarette for Buddha, and watched helplessly as the Buddha took the last cigarette in his mouth.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, who had been smoking secondhand smoke for a long time, couldn't help but said: "World Honored One, you see that everyone here is smoking this cigarette, can you...can you give me one to taste what it tastes like?" "

Tathagata Buddha didn't open his eyes and said vaguely: "The cigarettes are on the table. If you want to smoke, just take one."

"World Honored One, they are all gone. The one in your mouth is the last one!" Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva said with tears in his eyes.

Tathagata Buddha was stunned for a moment and then opened his eyes.

Looking at the aggrieved Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, he also felt a little embarrassed.

There were twenty cigarettes in a pack. I was so busy smoking myself that I forgot to leave one for him.

"Cough cough..."

Tathagata Buddha immediately took down the half cigarette from his mouth.

"Then what, if you don't mind, I still have half a stick here, why don't you take a few puffs and feel it?"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva looked at the half cigarette in Tathagata Buddha's hand with a troubled expression.

Smoke it, you have some diaphragm.

Don't smoke it, there's only half of it left...

Seeing the expressions of enjoyment on the faces of everyone else present, Mahasmaprapta Bodhisattva gritted his teeth, took half of the cigarette from Tathagata Buddha, put it gently into his mouth, and then took a puff.

Suddenly Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva felt that he was about to ascend to heaven.

No wonder Buddha can smoke so many sticks in a row!
Half of the cigarette was taken by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, and he was about to feel it deeply. Suddenly, a burning sensation hit his lips, which instantly brought him back to reality.

The butt of the cigarette burned my mouth...

(End of this chapter)