Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 380 I, Tang San, am going to return to secular life and get married!

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva stared at Tathagata Buddha with a resentful face.

This old boy is not a good person!

After working so hard for so many years, he even went to Luzhou in Beiju to personally supervise the construction of the new Buddhist headquarters, the Mahavira Hall.

Whenever something good happens to me, I always think of Buddha.

But what about when the good stuff comes to him?

If I hadn’t reminded him verbally, I wouldn’t have even prepared a bite for myself!

Seeing that all the gods and Buddhas present had drawn their swords, Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Sanzian nodded with satisfaction.

When the time was almost up, Zhen Yuanzi cleared his throat and said, "I believe you all already know the wonderful uses of this cigarette..."

"In addition to what you are experiencing now, if you smoke this cigarette in Luzhou, Beiju, it will have magical effects!"

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha, who was already satisfied with cigarettes, suddenly became energetic.

Among the gods and Buddhas present, there are many Buddhist monks from Luzhou in Beiju!
Tathagata Buddha couldn't help but said: "May I ask the Great Immortal Zhenyuan, what other wonderful uses does this cigarette have in Luzhou, Beiju?"

"The raw materials for this cigarette are sourced from Luzhou in Beiju. It is said that all things are mutually reinforcing and interfering with each other."

"Beiju Luzhou has always been filled with obstructive energy, so few people come here. But if you smoke this cigarette, you will not be afraid of any obstructive energy!"

As soon as these words came out, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva's eyes lit up.

As the chief engineer of the Main Hall.

In order to ensure that the main palace was not affected by the obstruction energy, he spent a lot of effort.

So much so that Buddhism now pays merits to the demon clan on time every month, asking them to help deal with the obstacles.

Instead of giving money to the demon clan, it is better to spend money to buy this cigarette.

Not only can I enjoy it, but I can also dispel the obstacles, which is a good thing that kills two birds with one stone!

"World Honored One, these cigarettes are a good thing. We Buddhists must buy them vigorously!"

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva couldn't help but speak.

Tathagata Buddha sighed, but still had some unfinished thoughts.

"I wonder, Great Immortal Zhenyuan, how much does this thing cost?"

Not to be outdone, the Jade Emperor said directly: "Great Immortal Zhenyuan, please give me a price. As long as the price is right, I will give you as much as Heaven wants!"

Jade Emperor had just smoked two cigarettes, and he felt a lot more energetic.

It even feels like this thing is more effective than ginseng fruit!

When Taibai Jinxing heard this, his eyes darkened.

If it weren't for the support of the Barefoot Immortal, I would have fainted on the spot.

Just buy as much heaven as you have left?

Although he also admitted that this cigarette is indeed good, Your Majesty, you must also consider the actual situation in heaven, right?
Taibai Jinxing took a breath, approached the Jade Emperor and whispered: "Your Majesty, we have to control our expenditures."

"You have already decided to buy ginseng fruit. If you buy cigarettes again, the money..."

Before Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, the Jade Emperor interrupted him impatiently: "Isn't it just money?"

"I get angry when I mention this!"

"After all these years, have you subordinates ever thought about it?"

"Why is the income in Buddhism higher than that in Heaven now? Is it because you don't work hard?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "The money you spend to buy cigarettes will be deducted from your year-end bonus!"

"Now that the market is so bad, there will be no year-end bonuses in the future!"

Taibai Jinxing almost didn't mention it in one breath, and hurriedly explained: "Your Majesty, for the ginseng fruit, you have already deducted [-]% of the salary of the civil servants in heaven. If there is no more year-end bonus, I am afraid the people below will have ideas!"

Let alone the people below.

Even Taibai Jinxing himself was anxious.How much money does he have at the end of the year?

With a salary of 500 yuan, is it possible that he still has to achieve 500 million yuan in performance for the Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor said unmoved: "What can you think of?"

"If you can do it, do it; if you can't, get out!"

"There are so many people who want to come to work in my heaven. If anyone doesn't want to work, just let someone else come up!"

Hearing this, Taibai Jinxing lost his temper.

do not care!
How about love!
Jade Emperor, just live alone, who can survive you!
I was just a part-time worker, and if I couldn't survive any longer, I took refuge directly with Sheng Monk and Zhen Yuanzi...

At the current pace of the Westward Journey, it is estimated that the investment from Heavenly Court and Buddhism will be lost even in the pants!

Zhen Yuanzi, who was standing in the center, waved his hand to signal everyone to quiet down, and then said, "I have already discussed with Brother Tang about the price of the cigarettes specially supplied by Wuzhuangguan."

"The price of these cigarettes is one hundred merits per box!"

"At the same time, in order to ensure that everyone in the Three Realms can enjoy happiness, I have decided to implement a rationing system."

"Every month, [-]% of the cigarettes produced by Wuzhuangguan are supplied to Heaven, [-]% to Buddhism, and the remaining [-]% ​​are distributed to other forces in the three realms according to the ratio of [-] to [-]!"

"After I've finished speaking, do you have any other opinions?"

Upon hearing Zhen Yuanzi's distribution ratio, the Jade Emperor and Tathagata looked at each other and did not object.

By saying that Heaven wants to buy as much as he wants, he means that he just comes out with Qi Qi Tathagata.

After all, not everyone in Heaven is qualified to smoke this thing after buying it.

There is really no need to buy so many.

Neither the Jade Emperor nor Tathagata spoke, and the other gods and Buddhas present did not dare to say anything more.

The remaining [-]% ​​is basically enough for them.

"Since you all have no objections, today's First Ginseng Fruit Fair of the Three Realms has come to a successful conclusion!"

"If you want to order ginseng fruit products and Wuzhuangguan special cigarettes, we can arrange for someone to come and contact you later!"

Zhen Yuanzi nodded with satisfaction and immediately announced that it was over.

After all, he was not in heaven here, so he had to arrange a group of fairies to dance for the peach party.

This ginseng fruit meeting is mainly based on practicality.

Making money is the last word!
Seeing that Zhen Yuanzi and Tang San Burian were about to leave, Tathagata thought of the purpose of coming here and immediately stood up and said: "Zhen Yuan Zi, Tang San Burian, you two, please stay!"

Zhen Yuanzi paused: "Is there anything else, Tathagata Buddha?"

Tathagata Buddha nodded, looked at Tang San's burial and said, "I have some things to do, mainly related to Tang San's burial."

"Oh?" Zhen Yuanzi tilted his head slightly.

Tathagata Buddha tried his best to calm down his tone and said: "Tang Sanfu, you are the only Buddhist scripture collector chosen by Buddhism!"

"Now Buddhism has moved to Beiju Luzhou due to some special circumstances. As a Buddhist disciple, you must be able to understand the difficulties of Buddhism, right?"

"Listen to the Buddha's advice and come to Beiju Luzhou to learn Buddhist scriptures as soon as possible, so that you can achieve enlightenment as soon as possible!"

Tang Sanzong, who was about to leave, frowned slightly.

What about me, this PUA?

"Laizi, I don't like hearing what you say. How can I understand the difficulties of Buddhism?"

"It's difficult for you to practice Buddhism, isn't it difficult for me?"

"I, Tang Sanyan, have gone through all kinds of hardships from the Tang Dynasty to Lingshan Mountain. You Buddhism disciples don't say a word, but you just ask me to go to Luzhou, Beiju again to learn scriptures. Isn't it difficult for me?"

Lai... laizi?
Upon hearing these two words, Tathagata Buddha did not react for a moment.

However, before he could speak, Tang Sanzong dropped a bombshell.

Tathagata almost fell off his seat!
"I, Tang San, have decided to return to secular life and marry my daughter, the King, from today on!"

(End of this chapter)