Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 381 Tathagata Buddha seeks sutras

Hearing Tang San's words, the other people in Heaven didn't think anything.

After all, Tang San was a monk, so whether they got married or not had no impact on them.

But the influence on Buddhism is great.

Tathagata Buddha was dumbfounded and almost fell to the ground after losing his balance.

"Three...three burials, you can't joke about this?"

Tathagata Buddha's voice had a slight tremor when he spoke.

He had messed up the 81st Dilemma before, and now he suffered a big fight between the two saints.

For this reason, he found a way to create a new 81 difficulty.

If Tang San was buried, he returned to secular life and got married without going to seek Buddhist scriptures...

Tathagata Buddha did not even dare to think about what would happen to him if the saint knew about this.

I'm afraid a fight between two big guys won't solve the problem.

Tang Sanbian grabbed the hand of his daughter, the King, and raised it high. His eyes scanned everyone present, and finally landed on the face of Tathagata Buddha.

"Who are you kidding?"

"I, Tang San's burial, have always spoken with spit and nail. Today I will tell you that I, Tang San's funeral, have returned to secular life!"

"From now on, my daughter, the King, will be my Tang San's wife!"

Tathagata Buddha's face instantly turned as black as a briquette, and he immediately said in a cold voice: "I will not agree to Tang San's burial!"

"You are my destined Buddhist scripture seeker, how can you violate the precepts?"

Tang Sanbian spread his hands: "Get scriptures? What scriptures are you getting?"

"Now everyone can afford my Nanshan brand cigarettes, and one cigarette after a meal is better than a living god!"

"Can your Mahayana Buddhism have such an effect?"

Tathagata Buddha choked on his words: "But...but you are a member of the Buddhist sect, you can't..."

"So I returned to secular life."

Tang Sanbian laughed: "Wouldn't this trouble disappear once you return to secular life?"

Tathagata Buddha shook his head repeatedly: "No! I don't agree!"

Tang Sanzian's face instantly turned cold: "Laizi, if your third master can explain it to you here, it will give you face!"

"Don't rely on your big head and thick neck to become lawless."

"I'm not discussing with you, this is a notice, do you understand?"

The daughter of the king watched Tang San bury Tathagata Buddha, and little stars kept popping up in his eyes.

"Brother Holy Monk, you are so MAN!"

"Basic exercises don't be six!"

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at Tathagata Buddha's increasingly gloomy face, and his brows furrowed involuntarily.

"Laizi, what does your expression mean?"

"Do you have any objections to my brother Tang getting married?"

When his eyes met Zhen Yuanzi, Tathagata Buddha suddenly felt a little guilty.

Oh shit!

When on earth did Zhen Yuanzi and Tang San wear a pair of pants?

If he had not been able to defeat Zhen Yuanzi, Tathagata Buddha would have wanted to go up and give Zhen Yuanzi a slap in the face!
Even though he has been demoted by a saint to the rank of Deputy World Honored One, he is still the leader of Buddhism.

Being criticized like this in front of so many people, where can he put his face?
"Great Immortal Zhenyuan, this matter is an internal matter of our Buddhist sect. Please..."

Before Tathagata finished speaking, Zhen Yuanzi interrupted him and sneered.

"Whatever is internal or not, what matters to me, Mr. Tang, is my matter to Zhen Yuanzi!"

"No matter who dares to target Brother Tang, I, Zhen Yuanzi, must come out to help!"

Zhen Yuanzi's aura surged suddenly, becoming more and more powerful, and it seemed that he was about to take action if he disagreed.To be honest, in the world of Wuzhuangguan, except for the saints, Zhen Yuanzi was really afraid of no one.

"Do you want to test whether my earth book is powerful?"

Seeing that the situation was about to become chaotic, the Jade Emperor hurriedly spoke and acted as a peacemaker.

"Great Immortal Zhenyuan and Tathagata Buddha, why are you like this!"

"We are all respectable people in the three realms, so we can't do anything wrong for such a trivial matter! Just give me some face and sit down and talk about it slowly if you have anything to do."

When the Jade Emperor spoke, Tathagata also borrowed the donkey from the slope, snorted coldly and sat down.

After all, he couldn't beat Zhen Yuanzi.

If he really took action here, he would be the one to be embarrassed!

The Jade Emperor waved his hands and said, "Tathagata Buddha, to be honest, your Buddhist practice is not authentic when it comes to learning scriptures!"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha immediately glanced at the Jade Emperor.

This old boy is not a good person!

This new 81 disaster was originally the result of discussions between me and you in Lingxiao Palace.

It was the barefoot immortal next to you who found someone to deal with the demon clan in Luzhou, Beiju.

Are you pretending to be a good guy now?
If Tang San hadn’t gone to obtain scriptures during his burial, you wouldn’t even be able to get the merits of the Journey to the West and the Tribulation in Heaven!
As if he noticed the resentful look in Tathagata's eyes, the Jade Emperor changed the topic and continued: "However, we still have to do the matter of seeking Buddhist scriptures!"

"We might as well adopt a compromise strategy!"

"You see, our heaven also prohibits private marriages, but in the end, aren't there still people who want to break the rules of heaven?"

"As far as I know, don't you Buddhists also practice the dual cultivation path?"

"In my opinion, both of you should take a step back. Tang San buries the wedding photos and takes them as well. There is no need to delay the two of you!"

After all, the heavenly side represented by the Jade Emperor also wanted to benefit from the matter of traveling to the west to measure the tribulation.

If Tang San really didn't go to get Buddhist scriptures, all the disasters Tianting had set up in Beiju Luzhou these days would have been in vain.

Tathagata Buddha said nothing, neither affirming nor denying.

Zhen Yuanzi looked at Tang Sanbian and asked, "Brother Tang, do you think you can accept this plan proposed by the Jade Emperor?"

"If you don't accept it, just say it boldly. Even though the Jade Emperor looks like a human being, if you're not satisfied, I can just fuck him!"

The Jade Emperor's face suddenly darkened.

No wonder you, an old boy, have only been able to stay in this small area of ​​​​Wuzhuangguan for so many years without even having any other friends in the Three Realms.

It's no wonder you can make friends with your mouth!

Tang Sanzian curled his lips: "What the Jade Emperor said does make some sense, but my marriage is the big deal. As for the matter of learning from scriptures, let's talk about it later!"

"Let's talk about it when I feel better!"

Upon hearing this, Tathagata Buddha suddenly became anxious.

Even if he is not in a hurry, the two saints behind him are!

Just waiting for the end of the journey to the west, and heaven will send down merit to repay the merit loan of becoming a saint.

"Three...three burials, do you think this is okay?"

Tathagata Buddha also relented: "I won't pursue the matter of your marriage, but the matter of going to Beiju Luzhou to learn Buddhist scriptures cannot be delayed!"

The Buddhist headquarters has been relocated.

Everyone with discernment in the Three Realms knows what the relocation is about, if Tang San can't be buried.

The Tathagata who facilitated the relocation of the Buddhist headquarters has really become the biggest laughing stock in the three worlds!
Tang Sanzian raised his eyes and looked at Tathagata, and said slowly: "Lai Zi, I know you are anxious, but don't be anxious yet!"

"The climate in Luzhou, Beiju, is harsh. If it's windy or rainy along the way, I have to be prepared!"

Hearing that Tang San had relented on the burial, Tathagata Buddha hurriedly asked: "Then how long will it take you to prepare?"

Tang Sanbian smiled: "The shortest term can be three to five years, the long term can be seven or eight years!"

(End of this chapter)