Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 382: Brother and you are connected heart to heart, and you are playing tricks with your brother.

Tang Sanbian gave an ambiguous answer, and immediately turned around and left with Zhen Yuanzi.

Tathagata Buddha was left with a confused look on his face.

It seemed that Tang San had agreed to the burial and Buddhist scriptures, but it seemed that he had not agreed...

As short as three to five years, as long as seven or eight years...

I have been waiting for a long time, can the two saints behind Buddhism still be able to wait?

If they knew that the new 81st Difficulty had not been launched for a long time, I might not be able to secure my position as Deputy World Honored One.

The founders of the Ginseng Fruit Association had all left, and the other participants did not stay any longer and went directly to Sun Xingzhe and others to order products.

Tathagata Buddha came to the Jade Emperor and said with a somewhat dissatisfied voice: "Jade Emperor, your heavenly court will take half of the merits from this journey to the west. Tang San was buried without taking scriptures. Don't you want these merits?"

The Jade Emperor said with a smile on his face: "Of course I need this merit, but why do I have to explain it!"

"Now that Tang San is buried with the support of Zhen Yuanzi, can we fight him head-on?"

No one in the entire Three Realms dares to confront Zhen Yuanzi!
Not only is he strong, but since Hongyun's death, Zhen Yuanzi has been an old bachelor, the kind who can feed one person and the whole family is not hungry.

There are no worries at all in doing things!

There is no weakness at all, how can you let others attack you?
Tathagata Buddha pondered for a moment and thought that what the Jade Emperor said was indeed reasonable.

Why didn't my mind turn around just now?
In a head-on confrontation with Zhen Yuanzi, he had already suffered a loss once.

As the saying goes, one learns from one's mistakes.

Why doesn't this work for me?

Seeing the Jade Emperor's confident appearance, Tathagata couldn't help but ask: "What good plan does the Jade Emperor have?"

Tathagata also had to admit that he was indeed unable to compare with the Jade Emperor in terms of strategy.

After all, he has many more people under his command than Buddhists!
Moreover, the ingredients of the sources of immortality are very complex.

It's not like Buddhism, where people are accepted by people who are popular.

If he doesn't have a destiny, force him to have a destiny with Buddhism!
So it's much easier to manage.

But despite this, the four great Bodhisattvas under his control are basically alienated from him.

So much so that the only one he can use now is Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva!

So now Tathagata Buddha also doubts himself.

"Tang San was born in the human race, and he cares deeply about the Tang Dynasty. Now the Tang Dynasty has begun its Western Expedition, and he has the momentum to unify the human race."

"During this period, there have been many disasters in heaven, which barely hindered their progress..."

Tathagata Buddha frowned and asked: "Don't talk to me about these things. I just want to know if there is any way you can make Tang San buried to obtain scriptures!"

The Jade Emperor smiled, waved his hand and said, "Look, you are in a hurry?"

"What I mean is that since Tang San's heart is with the human race, then we might as well bring more disasters to Chang'an City. As long as he doesn't go to learn the scriptures, the Tang Dynasty will be in trouble!"

"We can't take care of Zhen Yuanzi and Tang Sanfu, can't we also take care of the Tang people?"

Tathagata's eyes suddenly lit up.

Yup!

How could I have forgotten the old Buddhist traditions?

In order to allow Tang San to come to the West for Buddhist scriptures, he arranged for Tang Emperor Li Shimin to be sent to the underworld for a walk.

Now it’s okay to just follow the same pattern!
Thinking of this, Tathagata Buddha immediately asked: "Since the Jade Emperor has a solution, please order the casting of the spell as soon as possible!"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows slightly: "This matter is a bit difficult to handle!"

Difficult?

Tathagata didn't react for a while.

The gods who manage disasters in the world are all famous on the list of gods. As long as you give an order, they still dare to disobey?

Unlike my own Buddhist sect, there are only a few Bodhisattvas and Arhats who can work.If you push too hard, people will simply stop listening to you.

To be honest, Tathagata was a little envious of the Jade Emperor.

This list of gods is really a good thing!

If Buddhism can also have such good things, can the four great Bodhisattvas not listen to themselves like they do now?
The Jade Emperor glanced at Tathagata, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

Does this old boy really don't understand, or is he just pretending to be confused?

Now it is you, the Buddhists, who want Tang San to go out to collect scriptures as soon as possible. In the final analysis, it is you, the Buddhists, who have requests from heaven!
Is this your attitude when asking people to do things?

If you open your mouth with white teeth and touch your upper lip to your lower lip, I, the Jade Emperor, will do something for you?

Seeing his World Honored One being dumbfounded, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva immediately and quietly poked Tathagata on the waist.

Tathagata Buddha turned his head in confusion.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva hurriedly winked, and at the same time quietly stretched out his palm, raised his thumb, index finger and middle finger, curled them together and rubbed them twice.

"World Honored One, this is what the Jade Emperor means!"

Tathagata Buddha's face suddenly showed a look of surprise, and he immediately turned his head and smiled at the Jade Emperor.

"Don't worry about the Jade Emperor. As long as Tang San's burial can be on its way as soon as possible, I will make the final decision and share [-]% of the merits from your journey to the west!"

I really feel bad asking people to help me but not giving me any benefits.

Tathagata Buddha thought that he was sincere enough. After all, [-]% of the merits of the journey to the west was a lot.

However, the Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head.

Tathagata said with a displeased expression: "Isn't [-]% enough? I just want you to urge Tang San to go out. Jade Emperor, your appetite is too big!"

"If there wasn't anyone around me right now, I would have figured it out on my own!"

Yudai explained with an embarrassed look on his face: "It's not that I'm greedy."

"To be honest, the merits gained from traveling to the West are indeed quite a lot, but haven't you now become the Vice-World Honored One of Buddhism?"

"Are you still in charge of this matter?"

The Jade Emperor is not a fool.

The skill of Buddhist pancake painting can be traced back as far as two saints, Zhunti and Jieying, who made loans to Tiandao for painting pancakes and became saints.

I still owe all the merits...

If the saint is like this, how high can the moral quality of the people below be?
Not to mention that Tathagata has now been demoted.

The Jade Emperor didn't believe a word of this verbal check!
Tathagata asked with an ugly face: "Jade Emperor, I have been friends with you for so many years, there is no need to lose this little trust, right?"

The Jade Emperor spread his hands and said, "Everyone's life is hard these days!"

"Even brothers have to settle accounts clearly!"

"I believe Tathagata Buddha can understand me, right?"

Tathagata Buddha's face changed.

After being a Buddha for so many years, he finally realized what it means to leave the tea behind.

No one else has left yet, and the tea is almost cold in Jade Emperor's place!

"Good good!"

The displeasure on Tathagata Buddha's face flashed away, and with a slight movement of his hand, a ray of merit separated from his body, turned into a golden lotus of merit, and handed it to the Jade Emperor.

"This Golden Lotus of Merit should be enough for the Jade Emperor's help, right? If it's not enough, I'll give you another big one."

The Jade Emperor nodded with satisfaction: "That's enough, that's enough. I'll make arrangements for you when I get back! Look, we brothers are talking about this and it's out of the question."

Seeing the Jade Emperor changing his face faster than the sky, Tathagata Buddha didn't want to say a word.

There is a brother in his mouth, but the things he does are not like those done by brothers!
Brother and you are connected heart to heart, so you are playing tricks with your brother, right?
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(End of this chapter)