Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

The White Crane Boy left Beihai and headed east to the Penglai Immortal Island, hoping to seek help from his teacher, the Antarctic Immortal.

But before he could reach the island, the formation protecting the island blocked him from afar.

At the same time, the voice reserved by the Antarctic Immortal also came out from the formation.

"Dear fellow Taoists who are here to pay their respects, I suddenly felt something a few days ago and decided to start a retreat. If you need to contact me, please leave a message. I will reply to you one by one after the retreat."

Bai Hedongzi:? ? ?
The teacher is in retreat?
I haven’t been in seclusion for many years, so why did I start seclusion at this time?

Although Bai Hetongzi had some doubts in his heart, he didn't take it seriously and immediately jumped up and flew out again.

It didn't take long before I came to the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain to look for Taiyi Zhenren.

Last time he brought a lot of longevity elixirs to Master Taiyi. In addition, when he was conferred the title of God to measure the calamity, Shen Gongbao had done something to Master Taiyi's disciple Nezha.

To a certain extent, Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao have a grudge.

So after Baihe Boy encountered a wall with his teacher Anji Xianweng, he directly chose to seek help from Master Taiyi.

But just as they arrived at the entrance of Qianyuan Mountain's Golden Light Cave, a formation blocked the way.

Just like the Antarctic Immortal, Master Taiyi's voice came out from the formation.

"I am going to M78 Nebula to find a way to cure the Nine Spirits Yuansheng. If you have any urgent matters, you can burn talismans and contact me. PS: If there is no talisman, it means there is no important matter by default, so don't disturb me!"

Bai Hedongzi:? ? ?
"It's been so long since we last seen each other. Why are we missing everyone?"

The boy Baihe scratched his head with doubts on his face and left the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, and then came directly to the Heavenly Court.

As soon as I walked into Nantianmen, I happened to bump into Li Jing and Nezha, the kings of the pagoda, who were inspecting the work.

Boy Bai He's eyes suddenly lit up, he quickly walked up to the father and son, and said respectfully: "King Li Tian, ​​Third Prince, Bai He is polite!"

Li Jing and Nezha turned around and were stunned when they saw Bai Hetongzi.

In line with the principle of reaching out and not hitting anyone with a smiling face, Li Jing showed a trademark professional fake smile on his face and nodded: "It turns out to be the White Crane Boy. Why are you here in Heaven today?"

Baihe Boy sighed and told the story about Beihaiyan, and then looked at Li Jing and his son expectantly.

"I wonder if the King of Heaven and the Third Prince can help to rescue the Buddhist scripture collector from Shen Gongbao?"

Baihe boy's eyes stayed on Nezha.

After all, when Nezha was conferred upon the gods and measured calamity, he was often bewitched by Shen Gongbao after he was born.

Now that you have this suitable opportunity, why don't you just follow yourself and go down to the next level?

Although Nezha's cultivation level may not be able to defeat Shen Gongbao, don't forget that Nezha is now the great god of the Three Altar Sea Club in Heaven, and he has a heavenly establishment!

And it is still the kind of arrangement where you can meet the Jade Emperor every day.

You Shen Gongbao is a little immortal who was sent to Beihai, and you are also on the list of gods. No matter what, you don't dare to attack Nezha, right?

However, the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

When Li Jing and Nezha heard this, their heads shook like drums.

"I'm sorry, I remembered that I have other things to do. You'd better ask His Majesty to find a solution for this matter."

Nezha was not as smooth as Li Jing. He waved his hand directly and said with a straight face: "It can't be done!"

Baihe boy suddenly choked on his words. He was still thinking of trying to persuade him a few more words, but Li Jing and Nezha fled away as if they were hiding from the god of plague...

At this time, Baihe boy froze on the spot.

???

Why the hell did I go out today without reading the almanac?
How come you hit a wall somewhere?
Bai Hetongzi took a deep breath and decided to ask the Jade Emperor directly for help.

But the soles of his feet have not yet stepped into the Lingxiao Palace.

A majestic voice came from the hall.

"It is my word of mouth that from now on the Heavenly Court will prepare for the Peach Blossom Festival, and the court will rest for three days!"

???

Everyone in White Crane Boy was dumbfounded.

Is it so fucking difficult to find someone to save a monk?

No matter how much I say that I am now a participant in Buddhism's great cause of Buddhist scriptures, no one in the world will give me Baihe face?
My heart is so tired, destroy it.

"Forget it, let's go directly to Moonlight Bodhisattva and ask what to do." The White Crane Boy was completely destroyed.

……at the same time.

Above the North Sea, a Hummer ship increased its horsepower to its maximum and headed towards Beiju Luzhou.

The land of Beiju Luzhou was almost visible in the distance, and a familiar system prompt finally came to Tang Sanzian's ears in the cabin.

[It is detected that the host is in the North Sea Eye of difficulty node 81. Do you want to check in? 】

"Check in!"

[Congratulations to the host for getting... Congratulations to the host for getting the BGM of "Pure Land" and its full set of dances. As the saying goes, the late emperor was not even halfway through his business, and the middle-of-the-road disco club spent all his budget. The road to learning is long, and the host should also enjoy life properly! 】

Tang Sanyan: Tongzi, thank you so much!

Who am I, Tang Sanzong?

How can we be affected by these warblers and swallows?

What's more, I am deeply influenced by the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty. In this era, I don't even understand elegant things.

Is that okay if you send me a brainwashing song?

Just when Tang San was complaining in his heart, Zhu Bajie came over coyly.

"Which one, Master..."

Zhu Bajie clenched his hands in embarrassment and said, "Last time...that magical power..."

Tang Sanzian was still angry with the system, and couldn't help but frown: "What kind of magical power?"

"The one you passed on to Shen Gongbao."

"I, an old pig, also want to learn this magical power. Can you teach it to me too?"

Tang Sanzong looked Zhu Bajie up and down with a puzzled face, and even stood up and touched his forehead.

"It doesn't have a fever, does it?"

"When I passed on this magical power to Little Monkey and Xiao Sha, didn't you kill them all and take them away?"

Zhu Bajie pinched Tang San's shoulders with a smile on his face: "Master, didn't I know that old pig last time?"

"If I had known that it was you, old man, who taught you magical powers, I would have been the first to do anything!"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand: "If you want, just stand in front, raise your chest, raise your head and stick your butt out."

"Master, are you so ashamed of yourself even when you are teaching Kung Fu?"

"No."

"Then why..."

"Because I can't reach you when I'm sitting down, so I need you to lower your body a little bit."

……

Qingluo Bay.

At an abandoned port at the southernmost tip of Beiju Luzhou, there were several broken ships docked.

A green fish-head sneakily emerged from the cabin. Although his upper body had a fish head, his lower body had a pair of long human legs!
Seeing the Hummer ship speeding towards him from a distance, his face turned greener, and he turned around and ran towards Qingluo Bay.

"Report..."

In Qingluo Bay, a purple fish-headed man walked out helplessly, stepped forward and hugged him gently.

"It's too much and I still need someone to hold me."

"Okay, I've already hugged you, go to work quickly."

The green fish-headed man's legs were all tied up in anxiety, and he stammered when he spoke: "No...no, no...no...this hug...hug..."

The purple fish-headed man was stunned for a moment, and then he picked him up in a princess hug.

"You have a lot of tricks up your sleeve, are you satisfied with holding you like this?"

The green fish-headed man became even more anxious and said tremblingly: "No... no..."

"No way?!"

"No...no!" (End of Chapter)