Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Yes...that's...then the Buddhist scripture collector is here!"

The green fish-headed man's face was about to turn livid, and he circled on the ground anxiously before finally speaking out.

At this moment, all the fishmen who were still playing in Qingluo Bay were stunned for a moment, and then they gathered around.

"Alu, are you telling the truth?"

The green fish-headed man nodded and tried his best to say: "Fake...fake...fake..."

Everyone's face turned dark and they frowned in dissatisfaction.

"Are you kidding us about being fake?"

The green fish-headed man was so anxious that he almost cried, and finally said sharply: "Fake... fake can't be true, real... real can't be fake!"

All the fishmen were speechless again.

A fish-woman with a mole on the corner of her mouth shrugged her shoulders and said, "From now on, just nod when you speak. Don't be too cultured when you have nothing to do."

As soon as she finished speaking, the fishwoman took out a conch and put it to her mouth. Her two mouths were as bulging as a toad's, and her deep voice suddenly spread in all directions from Qingluo Bay.

woo woo woo...

As the sound of the conch spread, the water surface fluctuated in the shallow sea area near Qingluo Bay, and countless fishmen swam towards Qingluo Bay from the sea.

Among them, an octopus is the most conspicuous.

Because he is the only one among all the murlocs present whose upper body is a human and the lower body is an octopus.

Unlike other fishmen, the lower body is made of legs and the upper body is made of various fish heads...

Wait until all the fishmen gather.

The octopus, with a golden braid on his head, was surrounded by all the fishmen in Qingluo Bay.

The female fisherman who was blowing the conch just now said: "Everyone, Xiaolu just reported that the Buddhist pilgrims that the Bodhisattva said were about to arrive at our Qingluo Bay."

"This time I called everyone here to discuss a countermeasure!"

As soon as these words came out, all the fishmen's eyes lit up.

"Great, we have been here in Qingluo Bay for so many years, is there finally hope?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, for of of of you, we finally have a chance to get rid of this horrible situation!"

"The Bodhisattva promised us that as long as we can stop the pilgrims, he will give us an opportunity to go to heaven to dance for the Jade Emperor's peach banquet. We must seize it this time!"

"Yes, whether our mermaid clan can return to its former glory depends entirely on today!"

The fish people present looked a little excited.

At this time, the Octopus, who was at the center of the fish-men, spoke: "Don't get excited, just listen to me!"

All the fishmen suddenly became quiet.

It was obvious that this octopus had higher prestige among the fishmen.

The female fish-man who blew the conch before also echoed and said: "Everyone listens to Myna. After all, he is the remains left by our old clan leader, and he is the only fish-man who has not been contaminated."

"I've noticed since I was little that this kid is smart!"

"Mother-in-law is right, we all listen to myna!"

"Bago, what do you say we should do? We will do it!"

All kinds of fish heads, shrimp heads, and even crab heads nodded their heads and spoke in agreement.

The octopus, known as Myna, cleared his throat and said, "Thank you for your trust. I already have an idea on how to deal with Buddhist pilgrims!"

"Having Bodhisattva specifically come forward to emphasize this shows that this Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty is definitely not someone to be trifled with!"

"So we have to outsmart you!"

"Myna is right, but how can we outwit him?" A fish man asked.

Myna waved his tentacles and said in a high voice: "Well said!"

"There is an old saying in human beings: Food and sex are the nature of food!"

"This sentence shows that human beings have two huge shortcomings!"       "They like good-looking members of the opposite sex and delicious food!"

"Let's start from these two points, and first use a beauty trick to lure the seeker into our trap!"

Starling's tentacles pointed lightly, and all the fishmen looked in the direction he pointed.

I saw a fish-man whose upper body was a goldfish and whose lower body had slender human legs walking out.

If you ignore the upper body, the jade legs dancing between light and shadow are enough to attract most people's attention.

"Bago, Shanshan is indeed good-looking among our polluted fish-men, but if you want to rely on your beauty to attract pilgrims, I'm afraid it will be a little difficult, right?"

Mentioning this, all the fishmen's faces turned ugly.

They were once famous mermaids in the three realms, and were also called sharks. Even the tears they cried could become diamonds sought after by everyone.

In its heyday, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother would specially invite a clan of mermaids to perform dances on the stage every year when they held a peach festival.

After every peach feast, the mermaid clan received countless rewards!

It is precisely because of this that it attracted the attention of the gods in heaven, who wanted to study the secret of how their tears could turn into pearls.

However, the result was unfortunate...

The fairy experiment failed, and their mermaid clan was also affected by the sequelae of the experiment. They changed from a human upper body and a fish lower body to a fish upper body and a human lower body!
  Because of this change, the mermaid clan completely declined. They were expelled from the dance troupe that performed the dance in the Three Realms to Heaven, and lived in Qingluo Bay living in an ignoble existence.

Until Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva found them not long ago.

Tell them that if they can listen to him and let the pilgrims suffer in Qingluo Bay, he will recommend them to sing at the Peach Club again.

This made the whole tribe excited!

Once they have a chance to go on stage again, they might be able to rely on their dancing skills and past favors to get the Jade Emperor to give them an elixir to help them regain their mermaid status!
  So for this matter, all the fishmen were very alert.

Murlocs were arranged to look around every day.

Now the chance is finally here!

Bage smiled confidently, and then said: "You don't understand, there is an old saying among human beings: Only when you are called out after a thousand calls, you still hold the pipa to half-cover your face!"

"The hazy beauty that appears like shadows is the most attractive!"

"I made a custom-made suit for Shanshan, covering her entire upper body in it, leaving only a pair of jade legs to perform outside. I'm sure it will attract the pilgrim!"

"This is the beauty trap I carefully researched!"

"First we let Shanshan get close to the Buddhist monk and make him fascinated, and then send a killer to kidnap him!"

As soon as Bago finished speaking, the female fisherman who blew the conch took a bow and shot an arrow at Bago.

call out!
  The arrow hit the starling directly.

Bago looked down and continued: "Yes, it's that simple!"

"You have foam coming out of your mouth!" A fish man exclaimed.

Starling foamed at his mouth, stretched out a tentacle and pulled out the arrow from his body, and said vaguely: "I was hit by the arrow."

"This arrow is poisonous!"

As he spoke, he took out a small wine bottle from somewhere and drank it in one gulp.

"Alcohol can detoxify, but it can't detoxify the hatred in my heart!"

"Correct!"

"Let's go together and capture the scripture seeker!"

Ba Ge frowned, stretched out his tentacles to signal everyone to quiet down, and then pointed at the fishman shooting arrows at him.

"What I hate most right now is not the Buddhist monks, but you, the one who rushes into the street!"

"The target person is the person seeking the scriptures, not me!"

"Did you do it on purpose or accidentally?" (End of Chapter)