Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Being pointed at by Bago, the fishman who had just shot the arrow embarrassedly scratched the mole at the corner of his mouth, and said with some embarrassment: "Then I may have made a mistake..."

Bago's face turned livid with anger: "You must have made a mistake!"

"Haha, you must have made a mistake, right? Maybe I made a mistake, so I shot you, right?"

Several tentacles of Starling waved uncontrollably and shouted: "I'll fire you!"

"Dismiss!"

All the fishmen dived into the water with a splash and swam in all directions.

"Shanshan, please wait for a while, and we will work out the strategies together. Then the beauty trap and the Hongmen Banquet will be carried out simultaneously."

"The place... is the seafood restaurant on the cruise ship."

"Oh, good."

……

at the same time.

Tang San buried his master and his disciples, sitting on the Hummer boat, looking at the Luzhou in Beiju that they were about to arrive.

Especially Zhu Bajie, after remembering the method of physical sanctification taught by Tang Sanzong in his heart, his whole person felt refreshed.

"Master, I heard that Shen Gongbao said there are mermaids in Qingluo Bay ahead."

Tang Sanzong glanced at Zhu Bajie and said, "Have you also heard of mermaid?"

Zhu Bajie nodded: "When there was a peach party in heaven, the mermaids came to the world to perform dances. I have to say they are really beautiful..."

"I just don't know why, but mermaids are not famous in the Three Realms now."

"If I hadn't followed Master to learn scriptures this time, I wouldn't have had the chance to see the mermaid, hehe..."

Zhu Bajie wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with a look of yearning on his face.

Tang Sanzian shook his head slightly. He was just curious about mermaids and wanted to explore them.

It’s completely different from Little Piggy’s mentality!

The Hummer ship was extremely fast and arrived at Qingluo Bay Pier not long after.

I saw only a few broken boats docked on the shore. They seemed to be in disrepair and had basically lost their ability to launch water.

On one of the relatively intact ships, a man with golden dreadlocks appeared and stretched out his upper body from the window of the ship to say hello.

"You guys have come all the way, why don't you come here first to try our craftsmanship?"

Tang San's master and disciples looked in the direction of the man's finger and saw a crumbling signboard on this dilapidated ship.

It read: Seafood Cruise Buffet.

It's just that because it hasn't been repaired for too long, the writing on it has peeled off.

"Are you keeping your seafood safe?" Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows.

Dirty-haired Bugs slapped his chest and said, "Look at what you said, I have been running a seafood restaurant here for so many years, how can I still sell fake seafood?"

"My place is the most affordable, and you can be honest with your children!"

"Master, how about we go get something to eat first?"

"Indeed, I haven't eaten fish for a while. I need to eat some seafood to make up for it."

The three disciples all nodded. Tang Sanzong hesitated for a moment, then immediately led the disciples onto the boat.

Although the cruise ship looks shabby on the outside, the interior is pretty well decorated.

All kinds of fresh seafood ingredients are also neatly arranged, and it looks like a normal buffet restaurant.

Zhu Bajie, who was about to try it, stretched out his hand to get a lobster, but as soon as he reached out, he suddenly remembered what happened on the Blackwater River.

A chubby hand suddenly retracted.

"Master, do you think this cafeteria is another black shop?"

Tang Sanzian also reacted to Zhu Bajie's reminder and frowned slightly.

It even feels like the owner of this cafeteria looks somewhat similar to the one on the Blackwater River.

"Boss, how much does your cafeteria charge per person?"

Starling poked his head out from behind the various ingredients in the restaurant and said with a smile: "Guests don't have to worry!" "Our cruise ship has always been very honest. One guest only has ten taels of silver, and he pays after eating!"

"And it's a coincidence that several guests are here today. We have a special program on the cruise ship!"

Tang Sanzian raised his eyebrows: "There are still programs? Interesting!"

With a wave of his hand, he threw a piece of gold directly on the table.

"Give Third Master whatever you have, Third Master is not short of money!"

"Got it!"

Ba Ge laughed and immediately clapped his hands gently.

I saw a rectangular box slowly moving out from the background.

Tang San was somewhat dumbfounded by such an advanced art performance.

In his impression, in this world, whether gods or mortals, what they like most is beautiful women dancing?
  Since when did you start playing Ya?
  Or is this the unique aesthetic of Beiju Luzhou?

Tang San could not help but look at Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin with a questioning look in his eyes.

After all, the two of them used to hang out in Heaven. They have seen many banquets and grand scenes, so they may know something about it.

Ke Zhu Ba Jie and Sha Wu Jin both shook their heads.

"Master, this is the first time I've seen this kind of art form."

Sha Wujin was so stupid that he still realized what he was performing.

The rectangular box on the stage suddenly moved slightly, and then the lower half of the box was torn open by the person inside.

A pair of straight and slender jade legs were exposed to the air.

As the legs danced gently on the stage, the eyes of Tang San's master and disciples were all drawn towards it.

“Interesting, suitable for both refined and popular tastes!”

"Technical work, reward!"

Tang Sanbian immediately dropped another ingot of gold on the table.

"Okay, okay, thanks to the guest for the reward!" Myna shouted not far away.

Then he clapped his hands, and immediately service staff came up from the backstage carrying a variety of delicacies.

But the costumes of these waiters also look very unique.

Each person's upper body is covered with a curtain of different styles, and only a pair of white jade legs on the lower body are exposed.

Although half-covered, it gives people a strange sense of beauty.

Especially his attention was immediately focused on the jade legs.

Even Tang San Zan couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Even though the boss looks like a yellow man with dreadlocks, he has figured out how to do business.

In this world, before others could understand the vulgar tricks, he had already resorted to the elegant tricks.

As the food was served, Tang San and others were attracted by the jade legs and delicious food. At this moment. Starling rolled his eyes slightly and winked at the service staff present.

Everyone held a crossbow in their hands, because their upper bodies were covered by curtains, creating opportunities for them.

Starling was somewhat impressed by his own skill.

However, just when he was about to give the order to attack several people buried in Tang San.

thump!
  The rectangular box she was dancing on the stage suddenly slipped and knocked her over. The box covering her upper body also cracked at this moment...

A huge goldfish head appeared on the stage...

It wouldn't be scary if it were just a goldfish head. What's scary is that there is a pair of beautiful human legs under the goldfish head...

When these two are combined, a feeling of fear comes to my heart instantly!

"Little...little Piggy, you have seen performances in heaven before. This...isn't this the legendary mermaid?"

Even with Tang San's determination, his voice trembled when he spoke at this moment. (End of chapter)