Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

When Hei Donkey saw Fo Bole and Tang San Burian coming over, he thought it was the Buddhist monks whom Moonlight Bodhisattva told him had arrived.

He walked backwards while moonwalking.

After arriving in front of Tang San and others, the black donkey gracefully turned its head and dropped its butt behind.

After looking Tang San's burial up and down, Black Donkey bared his two big fangs and said with a proud face: "Are you the Bianji monk the Bodhisattva said?"

"You don't look like a monk with profound Buddhist teachings, do you?"

"Who are you? You dare to speak rudely to Master?"

Zhu Bajie immediately slapped the black donkey in the face with his big mouth. The pain caused it to roll on the spot and make a donkey noise.

The black donkey didn't even react to this slap, it was stunned.

After it stood up, the donkey's eyes were filled with anger and he shouted at Zhu Bajie: "Pig demon, do you know who Mr. Donkey is?"

"How dare you treat me..."

Before Black Donkey could finish his words, Zhu Bajie slapped him with another big mouth, and swallowed back the second half of his sentence.

"who are you?"

"Even if Zhang Guolao stood in front of me, he wouldn't dare to be so arrogant. What's wrong with you, a black donkey who can't even walk a mile?"

"You know my identity?"

After getting up, the black donkey originally wanted to rush to kill the eight realms, but after hearing these words, he stopped and looked at him with doubtful eyes.

Zhu Bajie said nothing.

The black donkey looked at Fo Bole again and said in an unhappy voice: "Bo Le, what are you going to do?"

"Don't you know that I was borrowed from my master by the Bodhisattva after all the hard work?"

"Why did you reveal this kind of thing to the pilgrim in advance?"

"Believe it or not, I will complain to the master and the Bodhisattva about your incompetence in doing things?"

Fo Bole's face suddenly darkened, and he wanted to kill Hei Donkey...

At this time, Tang Sanzian suddenly said: "I think you may have made a mistake."

"First, I am not what you call a Buddhist."

"Second, does Bodhisattva know that you are so arrogant?"

When Hei Lu heard that Tang Sanzong said that he was not a Buddhist, he immediately felt his pride coming back.

How dare you be arrogant in front of me even if you are not a disciple?

Black Donkey glanced at Fo Bole and said arrogantly: "Don't he know that the most powerful people in the three worlds nowadays are Buddhist monks?"

Fo Bole looked at Tang Sanzong's increasingly gloomy expression and hurriedly ran out to explain: "Holy...holy monk, don't be angry, this black donkey has such a stubborn temper."

"Don't get angry. It's not worth it to hurt your body if you get angry."

"And... and what this black donkey said is right, he is the mount chosen by Buddhism for Monk Bianji. If something happens, Buddhism will definitely pursue it..."

Tang Sanzong snorted coldly, looked at him dissatisfied and said, "Do you think Buddhism will take action against me?"

"No... I don't dare." Cold sweat broke out on Fu Bole's forehead.

Although Moonlight Bodhisattva and Medicine Buddha asked him to be mainly responsible for Monk Bianji's affairs here, don't forget that Tang Sanfu was also a genuine Buddhist scripture seeker!

As for the relative importance of these two pilgrims on the Buddhist side, that is not something that Buddha Bo Le can know.

So now he can't afford to offend both sides!

"Master, why don't you kill this black donkey? Last time, didn't you say dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground?"

"The recipe you gave me also includes donkey meat related recipes. I'm reviewing it right now."

Zhu Bajie didn't know when he had started flipping through the recipes.

"Master, my pot has been set up."

On the other side, the pot has been set up and the water is almost boiling.

Only then did the black donkey realize that he had kicked an iron plate. He felt a chill on his back and the whole donkey felt bad.

"You... what do you want to do?"       "I... I am a donkey from heaven!"

Tang Sanzun said nonchalantly: "Are the donkeys from Heaven very awesome?"

"Last time I remembered that there was a sika deer that was said to have come from the sky. It seemed to be the mount of an Antarctic immortal..."

"Master is right, that venison tastes really good!" Zhu Bajie couldn't help drooling from the corner of his mouth.

!!!

"You...you are the team that collected scriptures from Tang San's burial?!"

Hearing that the sika deer was eaten, the black donkey finally realized that he had encountered someone cruel. He was so frightened that all four hooves began to slip and he could not even stand still.

As the mount pets of the heavenly gods, they also have their own small circle.

The sika deer, roaring dog, etc. under the control of big bosses like Antarctic Immortal and Erlang Zhenjun are the top beings in their circle!

Black Donkey has to call him big brother when he sees him!

Ever since the news that the sika deer was eaten by people in the lower world spread to the sky, the black donkey was so frightened that he couldn't sleep well for several nights.

I am afraid that one day I will meet such a cruel person.

But who would have thought that just after coming out of fear, he would meet this ruthless man in the lower world...

"Holy...holy monk, if I say this is all a misunderstanding, would you believe it?"

The black donkey looked sad, as if his mother had died, and he instantly lost his energy.

Even the mount of the Antarctic Immortal Boss was killed...

Who is his master Zhang Guolao?

"Believe it, why don't you believe it, poor monk?" Tang San looked at it with a smile.

"If the holy monk doesn't believe it, I will...what? Holy monk, do you believe it?"

Halfway through Hei Lu's words, he suddenly raised his head and opened his mouth in disbelief, revealing two big fangs.

"Little Piggy, put down the kitchen knife and stop sharpening it. Xiaosha, please put out the fire as well."

"This black donkey is a good companion for us Buddhist monks. Monk Bianji relies on it to travel for Buddhist scriptures. We are all in the same way and don't like this."

"Really, Master?"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujin looked at Tang San Burial with doubts on their faces.

These words don't sound like words that could come out of the master's mouth.

As for Sun Xingzhe, he has long been used to it.

From the smile on Tang Sanzian's face, he could tell that the master was holding back something bad again.

Tang Sanzian said with a serious face: "Of course it's true. When has my master ever lied to you?"

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wu were doubtful and put down their work.

The black donkey said with a grateful face: "Thank you to the holy monk for his generosity. If I had known that the holy monk was such a person, the little donkey would never have dared to neglect him!"

Black Donkey kept his posture very low, fearing that Tang San would regret it.

Tang Sanzian smiled and touched its donkey face, and immediately said: "I can understand you. After all, you have been used as a mount for others since you were a child. Your childhood must have been very hard, right?"

"Well, I have a copy of "Three Hundred Children's Songs" here, which is destined to be yours, so I gave it to you to make up for your shortcomings in childhood."

After he finished speaking, Tang Sanzian moved his palm lightly and transferred all the "Three Hundred Children's Songs" that the system had rewarded him into Hei Donkey's head.

Hei Donkey, who was originally normal, suddenly became as clear and stupid as a college student after these contents came into his mind...

It smacked its mouth, exposed two big eyes, and said with a dumbfounded face: "Welcome to ride on the children's rocking chair. If you answer the questions correctly, you can ride for free."

After the prompt, Hei Lu spoke proudly, with BGM in his voice.

"What's dad's dad's name?"

"What's dad's dad's name?"

"What's the name of dad's dad?" (End of Chapter)