Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"What's dad's dad's name?"

Everyone present was stunned when they heard the demonic voice with a hint of sweetness coming from the black donkey's mouth.

Especially Fu Bole and Sai Weng looked at the black donkey dumbfounded.

As for Sun Xingzhe and others, they are used to the master's various magical methods and are no longer surprised by this.

"Brother Monkey, I feel that Master's method this time is a bit similar to the method he used to deal with Jiuling Yuan Sheng, except that that time he gave Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng wisdom, this time it seems that he directly made the black donkey stupid. .”

is not that right.

A familiar children's song came out of his mouth, coupled with his dull eyes.

No matter who sees it, they won’t call it a fool?

Sun Xingzhe nodded with approval, and even started to analyze: "I guess this black donkey's cultivation level is too low, so he just went stupid."

"If you have a high level of cultivation like the Nine Spirits Yuan Sheng, you will also end up falling out of your wits."

Only Sha Wujin looked at the black donkey with a disappointed look on his face, shook his head and said, "It's a pity that he turned into a stupid donkey and can't eat it."

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie both turned to look at him: "Why can't the silly donkey eat it?"

Zha Wujin said with a serious face: "You've already said that you are a fool. If we eat it, won't it affect our IQ?"

“Food safety must start from the source, and resolutely prevent the entry of stupid raw materials!”

"Brilliant!"

Sun Xingzhe and Zhu Bajie silently gave Sha Wujin a thumbs up.

As expected, he served as a bodyguard for the Jade Emperor.

We are strict about food safety!

"Holy... holy monk, this black donkey..."

Fo Bole walked up to Tang San's burial and said in a low voice: "Is this black donkey going to be useless?"

"will not."

Tang Sanzian waved his hand and said confidently: "The poor monk just used some small spells."

"Look at how arrogant this black donkey was just now. If he were to be used as a mount for Monk Bianji, would Monk Bianji be able to control his mortal body?"

"Now that I have dealt with it, he is much more obedient."

Fo Bole was enlightened and couldn't help but cast admiring glances at Tang San's funeral.

Look at their layout!

Obviously there is a competitive relationship with Monk Bianji, but now he can consider each other.

He is indeed a holy monk that the great sages can follow sincerely!

"In that case, I can rest assured."

Fu Bole was relieved.

If the black donkey is really disabled and Monk Bianji cannot get a mount, as the main person responsible for this disaster, he will inevitably be punished by Moonlight Bodhisattva.

"Okay, I'm really hungry after going out this late at night. Since you and the little monkey are both acquaintances, let's just get together for some food and drinks."

After digging a hole for Monk Bianji, Tang San was in a good mood and returned to the front yard with several disciples.

Sai Weng immediately arranged for his servants to prepare meals and wine.

After pushing cups and changing cups, Tang Sanzian looked at Sai Weng curiously and asked: "Old man, I wanted to ask during the day, is this free restaurant for veterans you set up, are there still humans in Beiju Luzhou? nation?"

As the continent with the smallest number of humans among the four major continents, Tang Sanzong's understanding of the customs and customs here was really limited.

Sai Weng smacked his lips and said: "My grandfather did not have a human country in Beiju Luzhou at that time, and all the races were living here in a desperate state."

"I don't know when later, a king who claimed to be King Zhou appeared in Luzhou, Beiju. He led a group of human races to gather together to form a country. He also taught the human race how to practice magic to resist the demon clan, and at the same time established the Demon Subduing Department to protect you. Human race.”

"Over time, humans gradually established a firm foothold in Beiju Luzhou."

"Moreover, King Zhou stipulated that all young people in the human race who are over eighteen years old must join the Demon Subduing Division and serve for three years."

"In these three years, someone will teach us about spells and demon-subduing knowledge. After three years, those who pass the assessment will be retained and officially become members of the Demon-Subduing Department and assigned to various places to guard one side. Those who fail will be eliminated. Sent home."

"Back then, my cultivation talent was not good enough, and I was eliminated after three years. Those like Lao Liu and Lao Wang all stayed in the Demon Subduing Division, but later participated in the battle and were abolished and retreated." King Zhou, Jiang Jiang Yaosi.

Hearing these two terms from Sai Weng's mouth, Tang Sanzian frowned slightly.

The name King Zhou is really too loud!

It can be said that King Zhou was the one who brought an end to the Conferring God Tribulation. After he burned himself on Lutai, he also announced that the Conferring God Tribulation was completely over!

From that time on, the human race no longer had an emperor. Ji Fa followed the Jade Emperor's will and regarded himself as the Emperor of Zhou.

From then on, the human race completely lowered its head and became the fragrant leeks that filled the sky with gods and Buddhas.

In the impression of Tang San's funeral, after King Zhou immolated himself, his soul was also led to the list of gods and became the happy star of heaven. From then on, there was no trace of King Zhou...

Is it possible that King Zhou lived in seclusion in Luzhou, Beiju, and re-established the human kingdom here?

But when Tang Sanzong thought about it again, he thought it was impossible.

After all, King Zhou was the former human emperor, and he was also on the list of gods. Can the Jade Emperor allow him to resume his old career?

Maybe someone else took the name of King Zhou?

"No matter who is helping the human race, I, Tang San, must help!"

……

When Tang San buried his master and his disciples, they were drinking and talking happily.

Qingluo Bay on the other side is in dire straits.

At this moment, all the murlocs in Qingluo Bay gathered together and panicked looking at Monk Bianji who had been lying on the bed without any movement for three days and three nights.

"Myna, based on my years of experience, this monk is hopeless."

The fish-man mother-in-law, who had a mole on the corner of her mouth, felt Monk Bianji's pulse, then lay on his chest and listened to his heartbeat.

In order to ensure that his judgment was accurate, he opened the monk's eyes and took a look.

The pupils had completely dilated, and it was Wu Xin who was scared to death.

"This monk is so timid, why was he so frightened to death?"

"We are all Buddhist pilgrims as well. Tang San's burial last time was not afraid of us at all."

"Bago, are you mistaken? This is not a Buddhist practitioner?"

Hearing his mother-in-law's definite answer, Bago's face suddenly turned pale, and he tremblingly took out the sound transmission stone left to him by Moonlight Bodhisattva.

After gently punching in a burst of mana, the sound transmission stone lit up with a misty white light.

On the other side, Moonlight Bodhisattva, who was lying on the bed preparing to sleep, felt the vibration of the sound transmission stone, and his eyes lit up slightly.

"It should be that Monk Bianji left Qingluo Bay, so Bago sent me a message."

Moonlight Bodhisattva's mood suddenly improved.

After being scolded by Medicine Buddha for so many days, he finally had good news that could put his mind at ease.

With this thought in his mind, Moonlight Bodhisattva decisively opened the sound transmission stone.

Myna's urgent voice came over immediately.

"Bodhisattva, something bad has happened. Monk Bianji is dead!"

???

"Tell me again what happened?"

"Monk Bianji is dead!"

Click!

Upon hearing the news, Moonlight Bodhisattva couldn't hold back and crushed the sound transmission stone in his hand.

The original sleepiness disappeared completely at this moment! (End of chapter)