Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 458 Buddhism buys cigarettes for Monk Bianji

Monk Bianji also looked aggrieved.

Mr. Tang Sanye gained both fame and fortune by becoming a monk. How come he became a frequent visitor to the underworld when he came to his place?

If this continues, I might as well set up a VIP permanent residence in the underworld.

This saves others from making trips to save people.

When Moonlight Bodhisattva heard Monk Bianji's complaint, his face changed slightly: "Why are you complaining? I haven't complained yet. Why are you complaining?"

"Do you know how much it will cost me to save you once?"

Even if it were me, I only have one of these nine-turn golden elixirs!

This time to save Monk Bianji, he had to go to Tushita Palace to find Lao Jun and buy it at a big price!

Monk Bianji huddled in Cuiyun Palace and refused to come out. Moonlight Bodhisattva had no choice but to bravely walk into Cuiyun Palace to catch him out.

"Bodhisattva, don't just think about saving me. Have you ever thought about how I died?" Monk Bianji said with a look of despair.

Moonlight Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, then asked: "How did you die?"

Although he said this, Yueguang Bodhisattva had a vague answer in his heart.

The Bianji monk was so resistant.

I'm afraid that there is a high probability that he will be beaten to death by a few of his own bosses...

"Sin, sin, sin."

Moonlight Bodhisattva thought a few words in his mind.

Monk Bianji said sadly and angrily: "You don't know how serious the miasma is in Luzhou, Beiju!"

"When you came up, you slapped me so hard that my whole face was swollen like a pig's head. It was already difficult to breathe, and with the miasma above, I was suffocated to death!"

"If this matter cannot be solved, even if I am saved, I will still have to lie down."

"It's better not to save him than to do this."

Moonlight Bodhisattva looked at Monk Bianji with confusion on his face, and said uncertainly: "Is what you said true?"

"Is the miasma in Luzhou, Beiju really so evil?"

After all, Moonlight Bodhisattva is also a Da Luo Jin Immortal, so the miasma of Luzhou in Beiju will naturally have no effect on him.

In addition, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva took this into consideration when he built the Mahavira Hall. The pink candles lit in the hall were used to dispel the miasma.

Therefore, there is no miasma within the scope of the Main Hall.

Moreover, this problem did not arise in Tang San's burial team, so Moonlight Bodhisattva ignored the problem.

"What Bianji said is not false. The miasma in Luzhou, Beiju, is full of miasma, and it does have a fatal impact on outsiders."

At this time, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who had been sitting cross-legged and practicing in the distance, suddenly spoke.

"The miasma in Beiju Luzhou, apart from the cultivators and demons, only the local human race can survive because they have developed antibodies under the influence of generations."

"For Monk Bianji, this is indeed a big problem."

Even Ksitigarbha confirmed it, Moonlight Bodhisattva could not help but frown.

This will make things difficult...

"In this case, I would like to ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva to let Monk Bianji stay in Cuiyun Palace for a while longer, and then I will make a decision after I go back and report to the World Honored One."

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva nodded: "This is natural."

Moonlight Bodhisattva quickly returned to the Main Hall, reported the situation to Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha, and then asked: "The situation is like this now. If the miasma problem in Luzhou, Beiju cannot be solved, this monk Bianji will not be able to continue on his journey for the time being. ”

After listening to Moonlight Bodhisattva's explanation, everyone in the Mahavira Hall frowned tightly.

"Since the miasma has such a great impact, how come Tang San's burial was not affected?" Medicine Buddha suddenly asked.

Tathagata Buddha flicked the cigarette ashes, blew out a smoke ring and said: "Then Tang Sanzong mastered the two swords of Yuantu Abi due to some accidents, and now he has a certain level of cultivation."

"If that's the case, do you want to teach Monk Bianji how to practice?" Medicine Buddha was a little undecided.

Tang San was buried with cultivation, which was beyond the setting of the script.

If Monk Bianji is allowed to have cultivation skills, no one can predict what the script will look like!

"Everyone, please tell me your opinions." Medicine Buddha looked at everyone in the hall.

"The great cause of learning scriptures is more important. In my opinion, it is better to teach the scripture seekers one and a half moves to resist the miasma."

"Absolutely not. If the person who takes the scriptures has cultivated himself, what is the meaning of these eighty-one difficulties?"          Doable!

"Not feasible..."

The hall was in chaos for a while, and it was difficult for the two parties to agree on their opinions.

Medicine Buddha rubbed his temples with a headache, looked at Tathagata Buddha and asked, "According to Tathagata Buddha's advice, do you want to teach the Dharma to this monk Bianji?"

Tathagata Buddha took a long puff of cigarette and said calmly: "According to my opinion, this monk Bianji is not good at teaching the Dharma."

Medicine Buddha frowned even more: "But if we don't teach the Dharma, this matter of learning scriptures..."

Tathagata Buddha gently waved his hand: "There is the matter of Tang San's burial ahead. If the person who seeks the scriptures has some cultivation, it will be easy to destroy our script, but Monk Bianji cannot delay his quest!"

"The problem now is that there is no suitable solution."

Tathagata Buddha shook his head mysteriously: "Who said there is no suitable way?"

"Tathagata Buddha has a solution to both problems?"

Medicine Buddha suddenly raised his head and said with some excitement.

"This is the solution."

Tathagata Buddha took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and handed it to Medicine Buddha.

Medicine Buddha looked at him with some confusion.

Recently, he often saw Tathagata Buddha holding this thing in his mouth and puffing out clouds and mist.

Although he was a little curious, he never asked what the purpose of this thing was.

After all, everyone has their own little quirks.

This kind of thing is private, and he is too embarrassed to ask if others don't tell him.

Now Tathagata Buddha took the initiative to hand him a cigarette, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

"Try smoking one."

Tathagata Buddha raised his hand to signal him to hold the cigarette in his mouth.

"Come on!"

Tathagata Buddha cast a small fire spell to help Medicine Buddha light the cigarette.

As Medicine Buddha took a puff, the cigarette butt burned, and a puff of smoke was inhaled by Medicine Buddha into his mouth.

A numbing feeling suddenly spread from the mouth to the limbs.

At this moment, Medicine Buddha felt that he was much more energetic, and even felt enlightened about some aspects of Buddhism that he did not understand.

What a good thing!

After tasting the sweetness, Medicine Buddha impatiently took a few more puffs, and the ecstatic feeling became even stronger.

"This... what kind of treasure is this that has such miraculous effects?" Medicine Buddha asked with a surprised look on his face.

"This item is called Wuzhuangguan cigarette. It is a new thing developed by Zhenyuan Immortal. It not only has the effect of refreshing the mind and increasing cultivation, but also has the function of shielding miasma!"

"In my opinion, the problem can be solved by purchasing a batch of Wuzhuangguan cigarettes from Wuzhuangguan and giving them to Monk Bianji so that he can smoke one when he can't bear it on the road."

Tathagata Buddha puffed out smoke and said confidently.

Medicine Buddha's eyes suddenly lit up.

What a great idea!

In this way, Monk Bianji can go on the road to learn Buddhist scriptures without having to teach him how to practice.

The price was only for Buddhism to provide him with some cigarettes.

This can be done!

Medicine Buddha immediately said: "Moonlight Bodhisattva, I order you to go to Wuzhuang Temple quickly and ask Immortal Zhenyuan to purchase a batch of cigarettes for Monk Bianji!" (End of Chapter)

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