Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

"Buy...buy cigarettes?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva was confused and looked at Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha sitting on the Buddha bed on the high platform, puffing away clouds and mist.

I have no idea what the smoke is that the World Honored One is talking about.

Medicine Buddha popped a cigarette out of Tathagata Buddha's cigarette case and flew it into Moonlight Bodhisattva's hand.

"This is it. Go to Wuzhuang Temple to find Immortal Zhenyuan to order a batch and deliver it to Monk Bianji."

"I have tried it just now. As long as I light this thing and inhale it, I will not be afraid of the miasma of Luzhou in Beiju."

"This will solve Monk Bianji's survival problem and allow him to go on the road with peace of mind."

Medicine Buddha made an introduction, and Moonlight Bodhisattva's eyes couldn't help but light up slightly.

"Follow the Buddha's decree!"

Moonlight Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief and selected several magic weapons from the Buddhist treasure house. After registering them with Ananda and Gaye, he went all the way to Wuzhuang Temple.

The Immortal Immortal's Mansion, the Taoist Mansion that has the same longevity as Heaven!

Looking at the domineering couplets on both sides of the door, Moonlight Bodhisattva straightened his clothes and said respectfully:

"The Buddhist Moonlight Bodhisattva seeks to see the Great Immortal Zhenyuan!"

The door of the Taoist temple opened a gap, and the head of the little Taoist boy Qingfeng came out. He tilted his head and looked at him: "Are you the Buddhist Moonlight Bodhisattva?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva performed a Buddhist salute, bent down slightly and said, "Exactly, I came here to order a batch of cigarettes from Zhenyuan Immortal, and I would also like to ask the little Taoist boy to help guide the way."

Moonlight Bodhisattva spoke very politely.

Immortal Zhenyuan is a genuine quasi-sage!

And they are still the top group in the three realms. Even Medicine Buddha and Tathagata Buddha dare not say they can beat him.

The so-called seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister's door.

Immortal Zhenyuan is much more powerful than the prime minister of the human dynasty, so naturally this door boy cannot be underestimated!

"Since you are here to buy something, just come in with me."

Qingfeng opened the door halfway, confirming the identity of Moonlight Bodhisattva, and welcomed him in.

As for whether there will be someone pretending to be...

Qingfeng didn't consider this possibility at all!

Only those who are full of food would think of coming to Wuzhuang Temple to show off.

Before the advent of cigarettes, the ginseng fruit trees in Wuzhuangguan were already famous in the Three Realms, and no one without a good eye dared to come here to snatch them?

wrong……

If we really talk about it, there is really a person who dares to make trouble.

That is Lingji Bodhisattva of Lingshan!

But the consequences of causing trouble are known to the entire three realms.

It is estimated that Lingji Bodhisattva should be a good man again now.

With this thought in Qingfeng's mind, he led Moonlight Bodhisattva all the way to the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple.

Because of the grafting of ginseng fruit trees and the production of Wuzhuangguan cigarettes, Zhen Yuanzi expanded the entire backyard countless times.

At first glance, there is mist everywhere, like a fairyland on earth.

Just taking a breath makes me feel refreshed.

The environment here is much more comfortable than the Mahavira Palace in Luzhou, Beiju!

"Bodhisattva, please rest here for a while. I will inform the master to come over."

Moonlight Bodhisattva nodded: "Thank you for your help, boy."

The breeze left just as quickly as it came, but the one who came with him was not Zhen Yuanzi, but another Taoist boy named Mingyue.

Compared to Qingfeng, Mingyue walked with a breeze. She held two little goat horns and held her head high and said: "My master is in retreat and has no time, so let me be in charge of the transaction."

Moonlight Bodhisattva frowned slightly.

Although he was just a Bodhisattva, it was understandable that Zhen Yuanzi would not receive him in person.

But is it too perfunctory to only arrange for a little Taoist boy to come?

Not to mention that he is still a customer coming to buy something!

Is this your Zhen Yuanzi’s attitude when opening the business?

Mingyue saw Yueguang Bodhisattva frowning, and immediately turned cold: "Why, do you think our status is low and we are not worthy of doing business with Bodhisattva?"

"You go out and find out how your Buddhist Lingji Bodhisattva died." "If you want to buy cigarettes, buy them. If you don't want to buy them, just go out and turn left. You won't be far away. There are many people who want to buy cigarettes in our Wuzhuang. Yes, it’s not inferior to your three melons and two dates.”

"you……"

Moonlight Bodhisattva's tone was condensed, but the burning pain on his cheek instantly made his head clearer.

Buying cigarettes is the first thing to do today!

Moonlight Bodhisattva pinched his nose and said: "Buy, I brought these magic weapons here, how many cigarettes can you exchange for them?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva waved his hand, and several magic weapons fell on the table.

Qingfeng and Mingyue glanced at each other with disdain, and said in a cold voice: "These magic weapons of yours are of average quality, and together they count as two cigarettes for you."

"Two?"

Mingyue nodded: "This is the specification set by the master and the second temple leader. There are ten boxes of cigarettes in one box, and there are twenty cigarettes in each box, totaling four hundred cigarettes."

"If you don't have any objection, I'll have someone bring cigarettes over."

Hearing this number, Moonlight Bodhisattva's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "You two, take a closer look. This is a top-grade acquired magic weapon!"

"If you see it, what can you do?"

"Do you still want me to praise you?"

Qingfeng and Mingyue looked at Moonlight Bodhisattva with puzzled expressions.

Just a few acquired high-grade magic weapons.

If it weren't for the fact that Tathagata Buddha bought a lot of cigarettes at once, he was a VIP customer of their Wuzhuang Temple.

People like this who exchange magic weapons for cigarettes can't even get through the gate of Wuzhuang Temple!

Their master is the Great Immortal Zhenyuan!

Holding the book of the ground, occupy the ginseng fruit tree!

How could such a magic weapon, which looked like scraps of metal, be able to catch the eye of his old man?

Moonlight Bodhisattva took a deep breath and couldn't help but said: "I mean this number of cigarettes..."

"Oh, you mean this?"

Mingyue waved her hands indifferently and said: "For the sake of Tathagata Buddha, our Wuzhuang Temple has already given a discount. We won't accept the magic weapons from ordinary people."

"If you use this thing to pay wages to the people below, you will be disgusted."

"And we've given you an extra pack of cigarettes. Do you have any questions?"

Moonlight Bodhisattva:? ? ?

You are disgusted with the salary payment, have you already given yourself a discount?

Listening to Qingfeng Mingyue devaluing the magic weapon they took out as worthless, Yueguang Bodhisattva had deep doubts about this world.

Could it be that if I can't do trading for a long time, the outside world has already been inflated?

And the way Qingfeng Mingyue looked at her was obviously like looking at a country bumpkin.

How could he, a majestic Buddhist Bodhisattva, be ridiculed by two little Taoist boys?

Thinking of this, Moonlight Bodhisattva forced himself to calm down and waved his hands indifferently.

"No more questions. I just deliberately tested your level. Congratulations on passing the test. Go and get cigarettes to exchange them."

Moonlight Bodhisattva had no objection, Qingfeng and Mingyue didn't waste any time, and immediately asked the people below to bring two cigarettes over.

After handing it over to Yueguang Bodhisattva, Mingyue also deliberately asked: "Bodhisattva, please do not publicize this price to the outside world. After all, it is the internal price given to Buddhism by our Wuzhuang Temple."

"Yes, I understand."

Moonlight Bodhisattva put away the two cigarettes, nodded without any trace, and immediately stood up and left.

Only after he was far away from the Wuzhuang Temple, Moonlight Bodhisattva's tense body relaxed completely.

"I almost embarrassed myself in front of two little Taoist boys just now. I didn't expect that prices outside have depreciated so much. Five acquired high-grade magic weapons can only be exchanged for two cigarettes."

"Fortunately, I have a good brain and realized the problem in time, saving my Bodhisattva's face."

at the same time.

Qingfeng and Mingyue in Wuzhuang Temple looked at the five acquired high-grade magic weapons in front of them and couldn't close their mouths with laughter.

"It must be something from Buddhism that is easy to deceive. I could tell at a glance that the Bodhisattva was too stupid to know the price."

Mingyue said with a proud look on her face: "Look, I guessed it right. We two brothers have made a lot of money from this!"

Qingfeng said uneasily: "But he is a Buddhist Bodhisattva after all. If we trick him like this, if the Buddhists find out..."

Mingyue said nonchalantly: "What are you afraid of? Does he still dare to come to Wuzhuang Temple to cause trouble?"

"Have you forgotten how tall the grass is on the grave of the last one who came to cause trouble?"

"Besides, Tathagata Buddha bought cigarettes last time and he must know the price. This time the person who comes here is actually a stupid young man. It must not matter. Just keep it in your heart." (End of Chapter)